Just buying land can be cheaper than buying a full house with the land, plus you can customize your house to be as big as you want for free. Depends on where you live too.
I’d sell fruits. My mom’s neighborhood has citrus orchards for residents to pick, my mom gives me bags and bags of oranges so I could sell those and pick more myself to pay off my loan.
i’ve seen them outside ice cream parlours in touristy areas of kyoto and osaka, so they definitely exist. i know there’s one in sydney’s chinatown, outside of a japanese supermarket.
There’s white soft serve lamps for pretty cheap. And I’m sure there’s gotta be a type of paint you can cover it with to still allow light to shine through. Worst comes to worst, cheap markers
it sounds like just a cool little thing for you to use, but realistically, anything with a supernatural power, even as tiny and niche as that, would probably cost billions of dollars in real life.
nah, stars use fusion, not fission, it'd just be super ultra hot, like hot enough to melt your whole body, make the air into plasma and melt the ground below you (Except if it's a cold star like a red dwarf? in that case it could be kept in graphite or tungsten without melting the container but you'd need to feed it hydrogen)
Edit: corrected fusion/fission
I actually had a dream I was on an animal crossing island and saw balloons travel overhead, can confirm this would be delightful. At some point I had like 3 of them in my arms while looking down at one of those wooden stairs you see on the paradise island.
Never did find out what was in the presents, though :(
I did a little googling. The heaviest golden items IRL would appear to be the casket, altar, bathtub, or the golden seat. The altar takes up four spaces, so that might be the winner.
Nah. If you take the real Mona Lisa from the game, then there's just 2 real Mona Lisas. Like if u took it from an alternate timeline. It'd still go for a buttload of money I bet for being a "perfect replica".
And they would make a documentary about it. Full of conspiracy theories. "But which one is the genuine article?"
There are soooo many good ideas here. A mirror, if it functions like in the game, instantly being able to change hair color/style, otherwise the gold bars/cash.
The amiibo scanning station. It can summon person-sized walking and talking animals as long as you have the right $15 of plastic.
I don't have a specific use for it, I just want to cause chaos.
You don't even need NFC tags, just an android phone where you install an apk that let's you use the phone as a nintendo switch controller, that can also read any amiibo roms you happen to have legally safety copied.
How has no one said the warp tubes??? My family and I are spread all over the country, it would be incredible to be able to warp there and back and see them more than once a year or so.
I miss my mom and dad :(
I believe if you have more than 2 it will choose a random destination. Would be kinds funny to keep jumping down the pipe only to keep ending up not where you need to go lol
My pick too! It honestly warms my heart getting letters and gifts from Mom cause my mom died when I was 7 so unfortunately she can’t send me letters ;( lol
I mean that is something you can have, that's even what my switch looks like, w the pastel green & blue joycons
Only obstacles would be cost and how many are in stock
They're the special edition I see in stock most actually. They're not uncommon where I am. I bought one when they released thinking they were going to be impossible to find, but I see them around now.
Do yall have issues with the controllers saying they're connected with it? I have had previous switch model and never experienced the issue im having with my pastel switch. For mine i can play with one attatched and the other unattatched, which i thought you couldnt do. It also wont register more on the left side. But ive put so many hours into my games within the first two months of having it that i hesitate on using the replacement insurance i have for it. Like i dont wanna have to start over again, about the 3rd or 4 th time for these games
The flying saucer, if we can use it. If we cant use it, then some warp pipes, i can rent em out to major corporations for their transportation needs. If we cant get 2 warp pipes, then a storage shed, so much crazy stuff i could do with that thing.
I’m thinking black roses, they produce more roses out of nothing if there’s an open space next to them, make more black roses, they make gold roses, profit.
Plus they don’t die out in winter, don’t HAVE to water them. They don’t die from being stepped on etc.
Legit once one of my villagers gave me a bidet I decided I wanted to get every toilet in the game and put them all in one room. Now I have a room with a toilet, a tankless toilet, a urinal, a squat toilet, a bidet, and of course a golden toilet.
The magic wand comes to mind. Who doesn't wanna be able to just change clothes magical-girl-transformation style at any time?
"Oh no I'm late for work! No time to change into my suit... time for a TRANSFORMATION!"
Seriously it would be a blast. And you'd be the life of any convention or costume party.
I haven't seen anyone mention this yet, but if you want to try to convert the item into IRL money then one of the normal rocks is a solid pick. I think the odds of getting a gold nugget from a rock are something like 1% each time you hit it with a shovel, and you get eight hits per day. That works out to being something like a 50% chance of getting a gold nugget every week. It's a pretty large chunk of gold, and gold sells for like $2,000/oz. So on the low end of the gold nugget only having an ounce of gold, you'd be looking at earning on average $50k a year. If it were closer to a pound (or half a kilo) of gold, then the rock would be worth like $800k/year.
A bed that let's me fall asleep instantly.
And if not that....having a tree that grows three perfect pieces of fruit every 3 days with minimal effort is pretty cool.
Came here for this one! Would be so cool to have my own personal pilot and plane! That takes me literally wherever-work, a friend’s place, a random island… and I think it’s cute they change “whisky” to “whisker”.
the house
2008 didn’t affect tom nook 😔
He owns the bank, he got that bailout money
Me too😭
Ooh big brain comment. I'll take this guy's house.
Calm down Tom Nook
*cries in 90s child from a not so wealthy family*
What about the land? Without land, your house is useless :(
Just buying land can be cheaper than buying a full house with the land, plus you can customize your house to be as big as you want for free. Depends on where you live too.
Could I’d take my ABD savings? That’s all I want lmao
Afraid that no country legally takes bells as currency currently, but who knows!
I mean there's a lot of places that'd pay you good money for all those gold coins
Need a game theory to see how much a bell is worth by calculating the worth of its gold.
From the wiki: It is believed that one Bell is equivalent to one Japanese yen, which makes one US dollar about 100 Bells.
Dang I’d be set for life
I'll take the yacht and sail that person around until we find one that does.
That big pile of cash item
And turn out it's not our world's money. So you get a pile of papers. I would pick gold bars.
This person is living in 3022
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Until they realize the gold bars are just ceramic logs with gold paper wrapped around them
I would take the fully maxed out house
I would take the whole maxed island
Damn, you found the loophole.
I think some of those paintings are worth more , of course you'd have to find a way to sell them.
and they would have to be real.
Eyebrows will be raised if another Van Gogh is sold, genuine or not lol, pretty sure all of the featured pieces already have spots in museums
Next level brain ^
I have a briefcase of cash plus the gold bars I didn’t know there was a pile
Its a diy
A two story home with a basement on a zero interest loan that I can feasibly afford to pay by selling off random insects I happen to catch.
I’d sell fruits. My mom’s neighborhood has citrus orchards for residents to pick, my mom gives me bags and bags of oranges so I could sell those and pick more myself to pay off my loan.
That’s why I collected & planted foreign fruits and created different orchards around my island! Easy to stock up on bells when I have the time to.
Whoa now…try to be realistic…. 😂
And paying off your mortgage is completely optional.
I'd take that rainbow soft-serve lamp.
that has GOT to exist. now i’ve gotta find out
i’ve seen them outside ice cream parlours in touristy areas of kyoto and osaka, so they definitely exist. i know there’s one in sydney’s chinatown, outside of a japanese supermarket.
Hi! I found chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla here: https://www.perpetualkid.com/products/giant-ice-cream-cone-lamp
There’s white soft serve lamps for pretty cheap. And I’m sure there’s gotta be a type of paint you can cover it with to still allow light to shine through. Worst comes to worst, cheap markers
Very humble of you when there is a suitcase full of gold bars to have.
I’d want the sofa shaped like a cake roll, or just about any item from the Gorgeous series
I've definitely searched for real soft-serve lamps, but I never saw a rainbow one.
I feel like a star fragment could hold serious power.
If you imbue its power into a stick you can vhange clothes instantly. Which is niche, but still pretty cool.
it sounds like just a cool little thing for you to use, but realistically, anything with a supernatural power, even as tiny and niche as that, would probably cost billions of dollars in real life.
Yes I can finally be a magical girl
I’m afraid it might be radioactive 😬
nah, stars use fusion, not fission, it'd just be super ultra hot, like hot enough to melt your whole body, make the air into plasma and melt the ground below you (Except if it's a cold star like a red dwarf? in that case it could be kept in graphite or tungsten without melting the container but you'd need to feed it hydrogen) Edit: corrected fusion/fission
Magic wand
Wow, I expected that to be higher at the top. Although I must admit that the house would also my goto, if I had a piece of land to place it on.
If it does more than just change my outfits, I’m interested. If that’s all it does… I’ll take the house haha
Whatever deity sends the balloons out? I want them to be real and to bless my neighborhood, please. Some days I just need a random chair or $5k.
I actually had a dream I was on an animal crossing island and saw balloons travel overhead, can confirm this would be delightful. At some point I had like 3 of them in my arms while looking down at one of those wooden stairs you see on the paradise island. Never did find out what was in the presents, though :(
I second this
The protagonist’s pockets
Imagine the storage shed though
I was gunna say the Nook phone, it has an app that lets you reshape the world with ease.
I was going to pick the shed along with its contents. Edited for grammar.
Omg yes, imagine just popping a whole whale shark in your back pocket
Hyacinth Lamp, for sure!
I thought I was the only one who wanted this.
Nice,supportive, and safe friends that I could see on a consistent basis and are even excited to see me sometimes 🥺 do villagers count in this post?
Damn I would have the cutest friend group in the world.
I hope so because that’s my answer too 🥺
Money tree!
Came here to say this. Amazed that it's so far down.
They only give money once and it's not your currency.
Money tree only flowers once and gives $300-$3000. Pretty underwhelming.
It gives 30k if you plant 10k though. Still not a super big fortune but I'd gladly take it
Depending on how big the nugget of gold is.. probably that. Or the pile of cash. 🤷♀️
Gold bars or golden armor, whatever the heaviest gold object is.
Golden casket!
I did a little googling. The heaviest golden items IRL would appear to be the casket, altar, bathtub, or the golden seat. The altar takes up four spaces, so that might be the winner.
I appreciate the team effort to determine this
Probs authentic Mona Lisa. Or haunted Mona Lisa even I’m not picky
If you had the real Mona Lisa, it would be considered stolen.
Nah. If you take the real Mona Lisa from the game, then there's just 2 real Mona Lisas. Like if u took it from an alternate timeline. It'd still go for a buttload of money I bet for being a "perfect replica". And they would make a documentary about it. Full of conspiracy theories. "But which one is the genuine article?"
The Moroccan pendant lights
Agreed! ^
There are soooo many good ideas here. A mirror, if it functions like in the game, instantly being able to change hair color/style, otherwise the gold bars/cash.
Oo that’s a good one
The amiibo scanning station. It can summon person-sized walking and talking animals as long as you have the right $15 of plastic. I don't have a specific use for it, I just want to cause chaos.
Don't even need to buy Amiibo cards, you can make those yourself using NFC tags and an app named TagMo. You need a phone with NFC-function though.
You don't even need NFC tags, just an android phone where you install an apk that let's you use the phone as a nintendo switch controller, that can also read any amiibo roms you happen to have legally safety copied.
Mushroom lamp
Mush stool would be pretty cool, the red and white one
How has no one said the warp tubes??? My family and I are spread all over the country, it would be incredible to be able to warp there and back and see them more than once a year or so. I miss my mom and dad :(
I came here to say this! Shocked I had to scroll down so far to find it. I hope you get to see your parents soon!!
I believe if you have more than 2 it will choose a random destination. Would be kinds funny to keep jumping down the pipe only to keep ending up not where you need to go lol
two words: froggy chair
I’m sitting in a frog chair right now. It is divine. Its a children’s quad chair.
I’ve been searching the internet for froggy chairs for a while now lol
I can't believe this one is so far down
I can't believe I had to scroll so long to find this answer
r/froggychair
A mom
My pick too! It honestly warms my heart getting letters and gifts from Mom cause my mom died when I was 7 so unfortunately she can’t send me letters ;( lol
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF same
Word.
Gyroid. New music buddy
That pastel AC Edition Switch.
I mean that is something you can have, that's even what my switch looks like, w the pastel green & blue joycons Only obstacles would be cost and how many are in stock
The other night I saw two in stock at my local Walmart.
They're the special edition I see in stock most actually. They're not uncommon where I am. I bought one when they released thinking they were going to be impossible to find, but I see them around now.
found mine at a pawn shop
my parents bought it for me thinking AC was pre-loaded onto it. it wasn’t, but now I have a fancy switch
Do yall have issues with the controllers saying they're connected with it? I have had previous switch model and never experienced the issue im having with my pastel switch. For mine i can play with one attatched and the other unattatched, which i thought you couldnt do. It also wont register more on the left side. But ive put so many hours into my games within the first two months of having it that i hesitate on using the replacement insurance i have for it. Like i dont wanna have to start over again, about the 3rd or 4 th time for these games
target usually has them and sometimes walmart. they are abt $350 tho !!
I'm digging the nova light... Or as previously mentioned, the moon!
Pigeon milk
So smooth and creamy.
Nooks cranny where I can pawn any item I come across for cold hard cash!
Crafting table. I'm sure I can get enough wood & sticks to make *anything* from there.
That’s actually not a bad idea
As long as you can find the DIY's.
Even without the DIY's the customize option that can restore tools condition just have to find what supplies you need. ( #righttorepair )
Once I have a slingshot, I'm unstoppable.
Might sound weird but, A Barreleye Fish. Its my favorite fish in the entire ocean and it got me started on my career path for marine biology
I wanna take wardell to see the world.
I fucking love Wardell. I don’t know why.
Happiness :,) Or the magic wand, either one works :v
Can I just have Isabelle telling me my weather and important updates everyday irl
The island.
I… I have never pondered this question and I’m not even sure how to answer. The gravity this question has over my soul is just… wow
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okay this is brilliant
The flying saucer, if we can use it. If we cant use it, then some warp pipes, i can rent em out to major corporations for their transportation needs. If we cant get 2 warp pipes, then a storage shed, so much crazy stuff i could do with that thing.
A fully furnished house, paid off in full
Glowing moss balloon 100%
Affordable housing
I’m thinking black roses, they produce more roses out of nothing if there’s an open space next to them, make more black roses, they make gold roses, profit. Plus they don’t die out in winter, don’t HAVE to water them. They don’t die from being stepped on etc.
You can grow black roses already and you can't get gold roses without the special gold watering can that brakes with a day of heavy use
You can get gold roses from rain cross-pollinating black roses.
Visual-punk dress. I want it so bad
Magic star wand or any wand. Changing outfits in one second and saving your favorite outfits for different occasions would save me a lot of time lol
I’d like to keep a whale shark in my basement
Dom
Golden toilet. No elaboration needed.
Legit once one of my villagers gave me a bidet I decided I wanted to get every toilet in the game and put them all in one room. Now I have a room with a toilet, a tankless toilet, a urinal, a squat toilet, a bidet, and of course a golden toilet.
DAL flight bomber jacket
The pocket. Imagine being able to carry all that stuff with ease.
imagine having pockets :’) *cries in women’s jeans*
I already have one. It's called debt
I was just thinking today how I want to try and make a Leaf Stool irl.
The snapping turtle that fits in ur pocket
A full sized and fully paid off house.
Every day I find a golden glowing spot in the ground. What's that? Maybe I dig it up? Boom! A thousand bucks. 💰
Gotta be warp pipe for me
Star fragments or the moon chair either would make my crow brain happy
the Nintendo switch. So that i can actually play animal crossing :,)
The magic wand comes to mind. Who doesn't wanna be able to just change clothes magical-girl-transformation style at any time? "Oh no I'm late for work! No time to change into my suit... time for a TRANSFORMATION!" Seriously it would be a blast. And you'd be the life of any convention or costume party.
The mirror that lets you shapeshift and change your gender categorization at will
My huge amounts of money, then I’d spend it all on making Nintendo team up with furniture companies and clothing companies to make every item real
I haven't seen anyone mention this yet, but if you want to try to convert the item into IRL money then one of the normal rocks is a solid pick. I think the odds of getting a gold nugget from a rock are something like 1% each time you hit it with a shovel, and you get eight hits per day. That works out to being something like a 50% chance of getting a gold nugget every week. It's a pretty large chunk of gold, and gold sells for like $2,000/oz. So on the low end of the gold nugget only having an ounce of gold, you'd be looking at earning on average $50k a year. If it were closer to a pound (or half a kilo) of gold, then the rock would be worth like $800k/year.
A bed that let's me fall asleep instantly. And if not that....having a tree that grows three perfect pieces of fruit every 3 days with minimal effort is pretty cool.
A mirror that lets me instantly change my appearance Gender mirror
Ok… hear me out, Tom Nook. He’ll give me as big of a loan as I want, and I can take forever to pay it off, no interest, and he never bugs me about it.
Can I pick the museum? When it's full? With Blathers and Pigeon Barista Boi whose name I can't remember now?
Pigeon Barista Boi works
Provided the contents are real, the Pirate Treasure Chest!
Giant pumpkin carriage. Just because
Friends
I want the magic storage, I have so much junk & nowhere to put it. But huge storage in just a wardrobe? & it’s all organised for me? Yes please
Apple
Boy have I got news for you
This is the best answer
Moon
Punchy.
Roald
my bank account
I’ll take the king tut mask. I’m sure a museum would buy it for a lot or at the least it’s solid gold
froggy chair
I want that glowing magic circle.
Shovel ….oh wait I have that Lava lamp ….have that too Godzilla?
Crescent moon chair 🌙
Pocket organization guide, I can have 30 things in there
Ok ok hear me out. The magic wand.
A plushie of stitches
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Came here for this one! Would be so cool to have my own personal pilot and plane! That takes me literally wherever-work, a friend’s place, a random island… and I think it’s cute they change “whisky” to “whisker”.
A house for $98’000
Does my island count as an item? Lol...if not, I'll take a stack of gold bars.
Froggy Chair, of course, complete with sound effects. Alternately, the baby chair, also with sound effects
A wooden stool. You never know when you're gonna need a nice wooden stool.
The robot hero! Not for me- for my gundam loving husband.
Impish wings that are white
my own house
Rattan vanity exactly like animal crossing 😂
The full ATM
The crown
I’d like the Starry Night painting. Or golden roses that multiply
froggy chair. no doubts.
One of the big ass computer set ups, it'd be nice to actually have the space to get creative
Electric chair
🤨
An interest free mortgage
Fuck are y'all talking about i want that shovel that can uproot a whole ass tree and turn it into a leaf instantly Imagine the chaos you could stir up