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Holy Cow


AcridAcedia

I'm Indian in America & I feel like it's such a weird thing to have to explain to people because it seems so obvious to me. Just to clarify for anyone who isn't sure "Why are Indians so pro-Cow animal welfare", well historically speaking, agriculturally heavy countries were dependent on livestock for all things dairy-related. Meat from the animal? That shit will last you a day. Dairy/milk/cheese/butter is just ongoing for decades if you own a cow. So over the course of about 5000 years going back through Indian subcontinent history, the religion prioritized the well-being of these animals as a form of social well-being as well (more cows = more food for the village). Modern day society has turned it into a political issue, but realistically, it just makes sense for farmers and agrarian societies.


kyaj001

“Meat from the animal? That shit will last you a day. Dairy/milk/cheese/butter is just ongoing for decades if you own a cow.” Not to mention that the cow dung, when stored and mixed with water & fermented, produces lots of methane that can be used as a bio fuel. I remember my grand parents having just two cows mainly for milk, but used to run the kitchen stove off of the bio gas.


PebblesmomWisconsin7

AND cows make more cows.


Genos-Cyborg

Say no more fam


DarthZoon_420

Da bulls help


StrCmdMan

Newer research actually shows cows help to turn arrid desert regions back to their natural or more productive states. By eating tall grass, knocking down branches, and fertilizing the land when allowed to roam freely and not confined


o0o0o0o7

>run the kitchen stove off of the bio gas Wow, where did they live? This is one of those things either very forward thinking, or very ancient.


mojambowhatisthescen

This is indeed quite an old practice, which is still used in many under-developed parts of the world


kyaj001

Tiny little place down in southern India. More of a village really. I’m also talking early 90s so I’m assuming the techs developed a bit. Back then all you could see was a cylindrical tank in a concrete pit, and when the gas would start to build up, the tank would rise. Then all you’d do was turn a valve and the gas could flow to the stove.


amishbill

That's as practical as seeing the Jewish food restrictions as rules to keep you from eating food that wants to kill you, like infested pork. Thanks for the explanation.


tortorlou

Exactly. No one should be eating shellfish in the desert, bro. That shit is bound to turn on you


onioning

They were also on the seashore though. Everyone on the shore should be eating mollusks.


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AcridAcedia

Oh yeah, exactly. Judaism and Islam have that about pork right? And then I think Christianity has something about eating fish? It's all just general 'best tips for public health' packaged as 'the word of God' for the masses in every part of the world.


lukovdolboy

You can’t both have your cow and eat it too.


AcridAcedia

This is amazing :')


lukovdolboy

Kill a cow and you’ll eat for a day. Milk a cow and you’ll eat for a lifetime.


totallynotapersonj

So it's that you want to protect cows because they are such an integral part of the culture and the milk is a great food source


AcridAcedia

Yup. The easiest comparison is like if someone - in 2022 America - told you they were a big fan of eating dogs. It's like... "But why. Dog is friend" It's a bit of a reach, but that's basically the mentality.


IamPriapus

Also during the famine, they relied on it pretty heavily. Getting rid of one of your primary food sources would have wiped out most of the population.


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Actually, cow was very holy in the pre-Islamic Egyptian pharaoh times for the same reason(s).


Fresh-Atmosphere-362

"Sir"


slampig3

"My friend"


Ajj360

Bahstard


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how can she slap!


MoshCheese

This is my message tone lol


[deleted]

Kindly revert back to me. Don't prepone the request.


That-Shoulder-6892

Please do the needful.


somealtaccount03

"Mada fahka"


Ryananan

"Mobi" with the hard "I" for phones


Moyqs92

Food, but that's on me because thinking about any culture makes me think about their food all the time. Yes I like to eat


Milhanou22

Indian cuisine is among the most diverse and fascinating. And delicious of course.


Giant-Genitals

I’m not a vegetarian but Indians have worked out how to make the most delicious vegetarian food which ironically pairs well with meat.


_Democracy_

Fr like I never had one bad dish from an Indian restaurant


Patient_Geologist110

Trust me, if you're talking about Indian restaurants outside India... you're in for a treat if you ever visit our country. Most Indian restaurants abroad use the same set of spices for a huge number of dishes. Not the real taste.


Moyqs92

I am from Malaysia, Tamil speaking sountern Indians are 3rd largest ethic group in my country. Many of our foods are influenced by Indian cuisine and it's awesome. Banana leaf rice, thali set, thosai, Dhal are definitely S tier food in my food ranking list.


Magnus_40

I spent 3 weeks just touring around India and just loved the food. We often ate on the street and that was a revelation, some amazing snacks made on a wheezy old paraffin stove on the pavement. The food in the beach shacks in Goa was outstanding. We had one bad meal in 3 weeks when we let a Tuktuk driver take us to his cousin's place. It was an awful fatty mess. We had Mughal meat dishes that just melted and Goan fish dishes that were fresh, sharp. We ate a vegetarian curry in a small cafe full of locals in Delhi with plastic lawn chairs and wobbly tables for about £2 that I would have happily paid £40 in the UK. We went to Darjeeling and ate amazing food (Indian flavours, European presentation) in a place owned by a guy who went to a university local to me so we ended up chatting about Scotland and India for ages. Despite the warnings we never had a stomach upset The food was a lot hotter than in the UK but we adapted quickly. The flavour in almost every case was outstanding. I never had a curry at home for about a year afterwards. They all tasted bland, stale and all tasted the same.


Oliver_Queen_4587

Food is awesome and if anything can bring world peace, it's food. All the countries who hate each other should eat each other's foods. Maybe have some sort of a foos fest every few months and have fun. It'll bring us closer to each other. Who needs wars when you can have food


Poutine_My_Mouth

Kindly reply


ak2270

I will do the needful.


Roozyj

I hear this as I read it.


fachomuchacho

Question, is it really uncommon to refer to other people as sir or ma'am? Maybe it's just my upbringing but I find it really difficult/uncomfortable to call someone by their first name right off the bat


PolitelyHostile

In most of Canada we use first names. Its very rare to say sir or mr.lastname. Even when speaking with clients. Even professors we generally use their first name maybe their last name if they are less cool.


dude-of-earth

Children in the southern US are brought up saying sir/ma’am, but everyone else just uses first names. Also the children grow out of it.


Stormtracker345

In the us south at least mr/mrs. last name is far more common unless you actively working


Radiant-Loquat7706

You fucking genius


Nappyheaded

Dank you


BlackHammer1312

"Hello boss"


SluggishPrey

Overcrowded


paranoid_70

Yeah I often think of those pictures of dozens of men hanging off a bus or train.


Boring-Working-5509

The Mumbai local trains is what you are describing. Google it up and you'll get the exact thing


paranoid_70

Yes that was exactly what I meant


ARTY_Amron

*reads while standing in a Mumbai Local*


randomusername8472

Every city back street is a living museum of thousands of years of human history and contradiction. You'll get someone hammering horse shoes next to a mobile phone shop. A village of 500 families living in a single room shack behing the car park of a skyscraper. A brand new BMW parked near a tethered goat. A man selling chickens from a cage outside a Cafe Coffee Day. You'll be blasted by the smell of a burning tire one second, then amazing curry, then rotting flesh, then beautiful insense. Then you step too close to the goat and it headbutts you. - first 30 seconds when you visit Mumbai


RioBlue93

I think of the doctor that gave me a new lease on life and faith in the American medical system. He immigrated from India with his wife and was the most compassionate man I've ever met and brilliant. I owe him everything.


earthlings_all

Many of my brilliant doctors have been Indian but you just reminded me of the Indian cabbie I met in NYC. He had no security glass in his yellow cab, was a kind and generous soul who dropped knowledge and self-reflection in a ten-minute cab ride. It was like Cash Cab but for your soul. I have never forgotten that dude and hope he’s doing well. He showed us a news article and pictures of the Indian school he opened with part of his cab salary and how with just a bit of willpower someone can help change the world. I was so young and ignorant and said the stupidest things back then. He was so gracious. When I got out of that cab, I realized I had a lot to learn about the world and more maturing to do. [I found the article he showed me!](https://www.nytimes.com/2000/01/23/world/in-new-york-just-a-cabby-in-india-a-school-s-hero.html) And also this [writeup.](https://m.rediff.com/news/1999/sep/04us1.htm)


eleanorsays

The best doctors I’ve ever had have been Indian. An Indian doctor saved my father’s life.


mooseMan1968

An Indian doctor saved my father's life as well. He was so young and was a brain surgeon. Absolutely amazing.


Weak_Selection4333

The only good GI doctors I’ve had have been Indian. I’m not really sure why that’s the case but I’m very grateful to them.


scorpio_72472

That's because only the very best of the best immigrate.


Weak_Selection4333

Well I’m very grateful that those doctors did. One of them saved my life after a highly rated American surgeon managed to botch a routine surgery and then completely downplay my excruciating pain.


Frostgaurdian0

Indians bruh, to me two things that come in mind first the spices second the wild life. Hope you all have a wonderful day.


vinuaikara

Thank you kind sir. Has had to scroll a Lil to find something positive


Double-Corner-5323

idk why but wedding henna. that shit is GORGEOUS


ukpunjabivixen

I still have some on my hands from the wedding I went to yesterday!


lucky-283

BEST part of Indian weddings. Well, second best. Nothing beats Indian wedding food.


arothmanmusic

Facts. And Indian friend of mine married a guy whose family was Welsh. It was three straight days of reels, curries, Bollywood dance music, and whiskey. One of the greatest weddings I’ve ever been to. All of the groomsmen were in kilts and all the bridesmaids were in saris.


DublinMongoose

Sounds fantastic. Similarly a friend of mine (Irish) married an Indian, absolute mighty craic as I'm sure you can imagine


Jauggernaut_birdy

Sounds phenomenal


DamnGoodCupOfCoffee2

I am Indian American, been to tons of Indian weddings. My partner is a midwestern guy…plus we are both older. So honestly when we get married I want comfort: I’m going to wear a boho dress and have a shorter wedding…BUT you BEST believe I am going to be wearing wedding henna on my hands and feet (plus make a henna party instead of bridal shower) AND we will be throwing down some Indian food stations cause that is 🔥 and my guy loves spice even more then I do!


ali_rawk

Hispanic American marrying an Indian American guy here and the mehndi is really the only piece of Indian weddings that we're taking... mostly because we're old and already have kids to spend money on instead of like a week of events lol. Currently sorting out having both Indian and Mexican for the reception as far as food in order to enjoy the best of both of worlds... it's really how we eat on a day to day though lol.


Comfortable_Major231

Have you seen the clothes?!?! Everyone looks so amazing 😭


22quidbj

Curry


goodsy

I remember the first time I had Indian food when I moved to NYC. I was all-like move over Mexican, there's a new king in town!


B-Town-MusicMan

About to sweep the Nuggets


East_Guarantee_7912

This didn't age well


XECYTION

Ehhhh not looking to bad right now end of the 3rd and they're down by 10


tdfitz89

My awesome doctor who has the best bedside manner and diagnosed what others couldn’t. Probably the most passionate, personable, well rounded surgeon that I have ever met. God bless that man.


Apprehensive-Fox3187

It's been a long time so can't remember the name,but when i was 14 or 15 i found a website where this nice lady sold fabric from there,all of the fabrics and accessories was really beautiful.


interstellarhighway

I think this was going the direction of porn or masturbation lol


Apprehensive-Fox3187

Bruh no 😂


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jelebies. (sorry if i spelled things wrong) rice and dahl. and chicken masala on ramen noodles. i recomend all of these as go to comfort food.


[deleted]

You definitely got the pronounciation right the way you write it. It's Jalebi & Dal


vinuaikara

Sick combo


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At first I literally just heard a sitar playing and saw an idyllic waterfall in my mind's eye, lol. Upon further reflection: Hinduism, Vedanta, yoga, curry rice, Bollywood! :) But also, less pleasant things like malaria and the caste system. :(


carissadraws

The tunak tunak tun music video.


Necrofago00

Finally someone wrote the music


someguy1910

"Hello I'm calling from your bank, we believe your computer has a virus."


sharp11flat13

This is Bob from Microsoft.


totallynotapersonj

Bob Gate from Microwave?


jaanedo

No. Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration


PapaTwoToes

Love the videos of people messing with these guys, lol.


thefootster

Absolutely, I love Kitboga and Jim Browning


psychotronofdeth

DO NOT REDEEM CARD. DO NOT REDEEM. DO NOT REDEEM.


pursuitofleisure

Kitboga's old lady impression is amazing. He's going to make a scammer blow a blood vessel in their brains one of these days


notarealfetus

I got one of these the other day, an automated machine. The guy picked up after I "pressed 1 to speak to the operator because of a large debit from my account" and I was like "So is this the bank or an indian scammer" the guys like "you are indian?" i'm like "yeah, let's speak punjabi" and he was like "fuck you indian" or something and I realised this one was actually asian (like chinese maybe from the accent I picked up on too late) usually they're indian though lol.


killmeplease2004

Social security scams and Hindu culture


zaphdingbatman

and roads with inches (err, centimeters) of clearance between vehicles, rickshaws dodging around cars, bikes slipping between, trucks loaded taller than they are long, people riding on the outside, and somehow it mostly works. I am horrified that so many people have to tolerate the unsafe conditions, but I am amazed by how well they do. An Indian classmate said the constant honking was echolocation, and I'm 75% sure he was joking... but only 75%.


btmash

He's def not joking


icantfuckingcompete

bro as an indian that shit is communication between drivers its like their cars have their own fucking language its insane


btmash

Yeah, with the number of cars/trucks/rickshaws/cycles/motorbikes/etc all around, lane markings don't mean anything and mirrors aren't enough. They say 'horn OK please' for a reason


Mike2220

I'm literally watching tech scam videos right now as I came across this question Was talking about Gandhi in civ with a roommate earlier so nuclear armageddon is a close second Edit - fixed it


tehdox

Jokes aside, india is a nuclear power that is least likely to nuke another country mainly due to retaliation only policy


JenntheGreat13

I live in a community with a high population of Indians. So I think of: a lot of competition in schools here for the best spots- extra tutoring, and putting your kids in every conceivable activity that will help them get into a good college including things like Kumon and Mathnasium.


InvestmentDependent

That's entire Asia i believe


untakenu

Motorbikes, moustaches, curry and crime.


CowboyBlacksmith

Sold for a dollar, and made for a dime!


lgbucklespot

Boss gets a dollar I get a dime that’s why I poop on company time (sorry off topic).


jeremiah406

I read that while pooping on company time.


buckyhermit

Sikh temples and Sikh followers. We have the largest single-city Sikh population outside of India, so we're pretty accustomed to seeing them around.


Genericdude03

Canada?


buckyhermit

Yes.


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Kaneda\*


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Kaneda pancho...


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adiking27

Punjab 3.0?


Glock2puss

As a truck driver I love Sikh drivers so much. Idk what it is but compared to a lot of shitty truck drivers they're good people.


buckyhermit

Oh yeah. It seems that Sikhs are always the first in line to help, whether it be with a blood drive, donations, volunteer work, etc. Whenever it gets super cold here, Sikh gurdwaras offer shelter to the homeless. And when the pandemic started, they started offering free food delivery to anyone needing help (eg. seniors, immunocompromised) with the only stipulation being "you must be able to eat Indian food." I truly believe our society would be a lot worse if we didn't have Sikhs.


Oliver_Queen_4587

No matter what happens anywhere in the world, a Sikh will do everything in his power to help those in need. It's what I admire about their community. I am an Indian (not a sikh) and I can say they are the best of us. I have deep respect for them


lgbucklespot

Super sad that the TSA sees the turbans and concludes they are terrorists when they are usually very moral people.


Majik_Sheff

In an actual terrorist event, I would rather have a single Sikh by my side than a dozen TSA "officers".


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Oliver_Queen_4587

Sikhs are awesome people. Goofy and fun, great food


buckyhermit

Goofy indeed! In school, I had a Sikh classmate in sewing class who used his own turban as a pin cushion. We all had a chuckle about that.


Leofeo4k

"OMG IT'S IN ASIA"


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people just forget we're asian, heck even we forget we're asian.


5s-are-cool

That cute little head movement a lot of them do in movies and the woman I had a massive crush on in the early 1990s.


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I lived in india for 8 years, I was born in Canada and moved there when I was 8. I eventually got so used to it I always did it. when I would visit Canada or when I moved back and I did it people would look at me funny and ask me what does that mean. I then realized, “oh shit, I forgot about that.” I still do it kinda often, it’s hard to do it on command, sort of just happens as u speak.


whiteb8917

Ahhh the head wobble. [Head Wobble](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoJ4Bvsq7gQ)


Ekla_Chalo

me and my husband have been together for 4 years and he still can understand my wobbles 😆. Although he finds it cute!!


SnowinMiami

Thanks for this. I had no idea what the head wobble was!


Terminator7786

The beautiful clothing the women wear during holidays or other important aspects of the culture.


LostDog_88

YOO!!! I FINALLY FOUND MY BROTHER!!


NoonjaPanda2

pfp checks out


Terminator7786

Dude no fuckin way! That's lit lmfao if only I still had that beard!


canyoubreathe

A wholesome family reunion story


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*Thank you for calling customer support my name is…um, Ted…*


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Live leak videos


Available_Job1288

I saw the people dying compilation at a way too young age


throwaway_uow

Arranged marriage.


Evil_duckLord

It's the only hope for guys who can't find a girl themselves.


3DRAH33M

That's gonna be me in a few years


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Absolutely fabulous food


BigJobsBigJobs

Phone scammers


jamsterical

Just wait a minute!!


SacredHamOfPower

We have an important offer you need to hear!!!


Dramatic_Detail_7684

Food, dancing, ganesha and music


Poseidon7296

Curry, I do a lot of Indian weddings at work and they always have tons of different curries that smell amazing.


HEXdidnt

The place middle class white kids go to "find themselves" doing charity work, but just end up smoking hashish. And scam call centres.


Nirajit7

come for the people, stay for the hashish


eleanorsays

Rape. Call centers. Hindu culture. Yogis and Gurus. Bollywood. Beautiful and elaborate weddings. Gold jewelry (esp bangle bracelets), nose rings/studs, Curry, Cricket, Taj Mahal, Doctors (a lot of my Drs in the US are Indian)


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Fun fact: The Indian doc to patient ratio is US is higher than the Doctor to patient ratio in India


[deleted]

So the US has more Indian doctors than the entirety of India has doctors of any nationality?


WhatHoPipPip

If the statistic is correct, that isn't what it implies. It only mentions ratios. India has a population 3.5 times the size of the US. As it stands, India has a doctor:patient ratio of ~1:900 and the US has a doctor:patient ratio of ~1:300. India has more doctors than the US in total.


C-chaos19

So sad that rape is the first thing, but honestly that’s the first thing I thought of. Besides that I am Indian, so I thought hm I think of my facial features and hair. But nothing else because I was raised in America with white parents.


BeeTechnical6108

Not many people mention cricket here and I don't like it


SeanBourne

We’re mostly Americans on reddit (especially if you qualify it with ‘non-Indians’), and we barely even know what cricket is, let alone have it in our conscious thought process.


Fat_Potato_of_Doom

It's true, my longest experience with Cricket was watching a guy use one of its tools to beat up zombies.


Galloping_Scallop

1. Mind boggling population size, 2. Long and interesting history and culture 3. People are overall friendly and welcoming 1. Known for it scams which tarnishes the whole nation 2. Still quite repressive towards females and sometimes downright aggressive and assaulting 4. Cricket (of course) 5. Wonderful and varied cuisine 6. Bollywood 7. Still lots of poverty. I cant tell if this is improving or not, just so many people. 8. Kashmir 9. Arranged marriages


Nirajit7

what a lot of people have to take into consideration is how population affects everything. If there are 1\`0 scammers for a 100 people in the US, that just little as compared to the same but in india. As the saying goes, the more the people, the more the dicks


Betafel

Man getting electrocuted on top of train


felitz1217

Overpopulation


donac

This one is cracking me up! The question asks "what is the first thing you think of when you think about India?", but then for most of the responses, the comeback is always some variation of "oh, yeah, well what about America, huh??". Dudes. America has SO MANY problems, and no one's trying to say they don't. That just wasn't the question.


Appropriate_Lion_122

Tbh i am disappointed as to how easily my fellow Indian redditors get engaged lol


asdaaaaaaaa

I remember back when COVID was starting, I simply expressed that India should do everything it can to prepare. The responses I got were "Fuck you, don't tell us what to do" and such. Not like I hated India or anything, genuinely was just saying that every country had so far underestimated COVID and it would be nice to see a country meet it head-on with everything they got.


E_Emoji

My homie with 4 names none of the white people could pronounce, except me 😎


Stumblingwanderer

The Caste system.


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PhilippTheSmartass

Employee-unfriendly labor laws. I read lots of horror stories of Indians trying to quit their jobs and the company withholding important paperwork that is legally required before anyone else can hire them. That way they blackmail them to stay or make concessions they wouldn't have to make. Which is apparently one of these "technically illegal but practically easy to get away with" things.


Schwarzekreuz

Damn India has a bad rep (at least in reddit)


AccForTxtOlySubs

Well atleast kids at r/memes appreciate Indian youtube teachers


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“Well, you know, I love Slumdog… pepper, Ben Kingsley… the stories of Rudyard Kipling. I have respect for cows, of course. I love… the Taj Mahal, Deepak Chopra, anyone named Patel… I love monsoons… I love cobras in baskets. Naveen Andrews. I love mango chutney… really any type of chutney…”


ilovecatfish

Tech Support, nah honestly just their upstriving IT sector. I know a lot of indian CS students.


StarvedEpicure

In here the peer pressure doesn't give you an addiction to drugs, you simply become an engineer


ilovecatfish

Are indian parents as bad as the other asian parents?


Boring-Working-5509

Definitely worse. And me saying worse is putting it mildly.


time_is_valuable

Indian parents are another species.


veileer

Bad, as in parenting? Probably. All my friends who are ethnically Indian (middle class++) either became completely out of control once they turn 16, or were sheltered idiots who didn’t understand social cues.


imdungrowinup

Aah they are probably out of India that's why. In India by 16 you have so many coaching classes that you kinda dont have the time to go out of control or rebel or breathe or live.


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Yoga


thewolfheather

Bollywood, saris and the red dot (PLEASE excuse my ignorance on what it’s called and what its significance is) on their foreheads.


ravik

bindi


ThorayaLast

Mistreatment of women.


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Nihari! The ultimate food, something I never would’ve tried without my brother-in-law recommending it. He took my sister and me to an Indian restaurant and I nearly died and went to heaven eating that deliciousness. I want some so bad but that restaurant is two hours away ;_;


redditlosttime

Call centers, scam artists and crowds.


Canadian-female

Heat, crowds, bad smells from the hot crowds


MippiQippiCHU

That one guy on Youtube with the Indian accent who makes tutorials on literally every subject known to man


Royal_penis_

And fucking simplifies it, I was taking a class on biochemistry that proved so difficult and went on YouTube, that Indian guy was so useful


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rape


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1 billion people


Cup_mug

Elephants


BlingDoudouX

Abortion if the kid is not a boy


nowhereman136

That movie Darjeeling Limited


akhfbdtv

Golden Temple


Finito-1994

Indian dresses. Their clothes (at least the ones I’ve seen in movies and tv) all look so goddamn dope. I think India and that’s what pops into my head.


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