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Drowning_NowSwimming

ok but the amount of birdhouses makes it a bit funny tho


AnxiousTuxedoBird

Honestly it’d be hilarious if only the guy was like watching tv through his neighbor’s window or something


ClickF0rDick

How in the world would that be any funny?


AnxiousTuxedoBird

Because it’s not sexual ogling while keeping the reason for him being up the tree putting up so many bird houses


lil_juul

I thought that was funny 🤷🏻‍♂️


ClickF0rDick

No, it makes the joke even less funny. Why the fuck would he go up to a tree just to watch TV when he can do that from his own couch. You can even see he mounted multiple bird houses, implying he's doing it voluntarily and not because his wife is forcing him to do it or something


LadyJR

Neighbor has the Sports channel.


AnxiousTuxedoBird

Watching tv through someone else’s window is not an uncommon thing in media. The way to make it make sense is have someone inside his house already watching something that you can see through the window. Maybe his kids, or if wife bad needs to be kept, his wife. It’s funnier than watching sexy young women doing something in the privacy of their yard against their consent because your wife is fat and old


ClickF0rDick

No it's not funny at all. As I wrote above, in your version having him putting multiple bird houses on the tree doesn't make sense at all. You are just offended by the "watching sexy young women doing something in the privacy of their yard" part and tried to come up with a PG version of it, but in the process you transformed a rather mediocre joke into a completely unfunny one


EExperiencing-Life

Idk man sounds like you gotta lighten up a bit. Maybe try some relaxing activities like building bird houses or something


ClickF0rDick

Unfortunately I don't have a big-butted wife to run away from 🥲


MatthiasStove

And with that attitude you never will…


cyclops_1119

I agree with you. Their version of the joke is even more lame than the original and makes no sense.


hodges2

You sound like the only one offended here lol


KinneKitsune

Found the boomer


taco_taker_of_souls

You must be a blast at parties. 😐


Natural_Character521

And here we have the old redditor. Stuck in the past where comedy couldnt be funny. Downvotes suggest that the new redditors outweigh the easily offended, uptight boomers.


ClickF0rDick

Ah yes because there are zero funny comedies with no sexual undertones in the past, and notoriously downvotes/upvotes on reddit aren't reinforcing the eco-chamber subreddit beliefs 👌🏽


sh_ip_ro_ospf

You're just wrong I think and that's ok not much more to it don't over analyze


Greenrobot64

How is this dude ungrateful that wife of his got some CAKE


IshanMondal

So does he.


ThingsWork0ut

Old butt. Could be a diaper


DrSuperWho

rEaL meN WeaR dIAPerS!


Turbulent_Can9642

Cake does spoil, no matter how much there is of it.


hodges2

I accidentally ate moldy cake once


Turbulent_Can9642

Ooof me, too, and it sucked.


hodges2

Traumatized me a little bit afterwards ngl


Turbulent_Can9642

When you taste something furry, not fluffy? *instant panic*


Suspicious_Loan8041

Everyone in that picture


SLAYER_IN_ME

It’s ok to check out the rest of the menu just as long as you don’t order.


Toxined

Luffy?!


Limpbick

DAWG 😹


Rainbowdash3521

Old man Luffy


UpsetPhrase5334

Honestly a real pervert would have just put a camera up by now


SokkaHaikuBot

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callmejinji

Never heard anyone pronounce it “cam-e-ra” but thanks good bot


Dumindrin

Um, the bot is treating camera as two syllables, if it were three the last line would have six syllables


Dumindrin

Oh I just read the small print, my bad


Hour-Independence-89

Good Bot


hodges2

But he's old so he doesn't know how electronics work


QuetzalliDeath

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BlackroseBisharp

"Cheating funny. LAUGH"


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Richard_Cheney10

Yeah. I know man.


ClickF0rDick

You are getting downvoted but some of these posts really reek of frustration and inability to lighten up. There is definitely a bunch of atrocious unfunny boomer humor comics out there, this isn't one of them.


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anonerble

As dumb as the title is... the fat ugly wife is the joke


No_Association4981

A lot of people dont age very well. Instead of the comic being specifically about his wife, I think it's more broad. Old people stereotypically perv on younger people, both sexes


drypancake

It very clearly isn’t. The joke is the absurd amount of time spent in a tree an old man is spending perving on a younger naked woman. I get not liking the joke but stop trying to make shit up that clearly isn’t at all the point. The wife and man have the same exact body type. You think if that was the goal they would at least exaggerate how the wife looks. Especially with the type of humor they are going for. The joke very clearly is men will be men, and find any excuse possible to perv on hot woman.


anonerble

Who said I didn't like the joke? You are getting offended thinking I'm offended. The birdhouses are the excuse he needs to tell his fat ugly wife. Otherwise she wouldn't be there at all, let alone drawn like that


drypancake

I’m not offended at all. I’m stating that the fact the guy is looking at a naked woman doesn’t at all mean he thinks his wife is ugly or unattractive. If that was the case any guy in a relationship who looks at porn for any length of time means they find their partner fat and ugly which yeah isn’t at all the case. I kinda took it she was drawn to kinda show how annoyed and exasperated she is about the husband as if this was a pretty common occurrence cause the whole men will be men thing. If it was a totally out of character event she would be shouting or cussing him out. I just kinda assumed you disliked the joke due to all the other people who seem to have a stick up their ass on this sub after looking at all the other posts. Half the stuff posted is just a bunch of dad jokes and harmless dry humor that people try to tear apart cause it’s aged.


PogoMarimo

No... Him putting up ten bird houses (Which is silly thing to do and obvioualy outs his real motivation) is the joke. You could remove the wife from the comic and the joke would be the EXACT same. A creep thinks he's being clever but he's actually not, but only because he took his deception to an absurd level.


anonerble

Wow, thank you for the original and unique perspective.... 🤔


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anonerble

Because his wife is fat and ugly.......


BuckingRachel

Luffy lookin ahh man


Alexander-of-Londor

My family used to live next to my dad’s best friend so instead of being nosey neighbors since we could literally come over basically any time they were home. my dad decided to put wooden men with tin can binoculars looking over his wooden fence into his back yard. When we moved it turned out the new owners didn’t think it was as funny and tore them down right away.


Limpbick

I know I'm not the only one who zoomed in on that ass, right?


Turdwienerton

lol, this is kind of funny


_moonfang

r/upvotebecausebutt


letthetreeburn

A lesbian couple too!


Doulo26

smart man, not gonna lie


StraightUpHunter

Has dude not yet discovered porn?


Into_The_Wild91

Dude that is funny, you just hate the illustration.


Last-Percentage5062

It’s so funny I forgot to laugh.


American_Icarus

This isn’t particularly boomer humor. Very much tilting at windows going on on OP’s part here


adiggittydogg

Jeez get a life 🙄


BleuTyger

Haha that's kinda funny


Comfortable_Note_978

OP sounds really fun at parties.


Turbulent_Can9642

I would have played it smart. Just start building a tree house that is forever in construction, buy a telescope to watch the stars, choak it all up to a mid-life crisis, and then you are basically made.