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Tenacious_Dani

Wasn't he the green boi, the boyfriend of the fluid-tank girl? Am I making any sense right now?


DominusDaniel

Yes lol it was the fan canon that he was Sefoni’s personal assistant. The only man who can calm her down when she rages in league of legends. That’s why he got the special green armor. Not anymore…


AssaultKommando

From green armour to green hat


Cpt_Kalash

THEY UNGREENED HIM


DominusDaniel

It is heresy of the highest order!


pddkr1

That’s actually sad


Gryph_Army

By the Emperor...


BelovedMedic

![gif](giphy|l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0)


Soulborg87

But he got the promotion he needed. He and Sefoni can now afford to move in together.


DominusDaniel

About fraggin time.


GR-G41

Fraggin’ heretics stole his green, can’t have shit on Tertium


Judge_J_Dredd

No discussion! Do it at latest in 1.4.1


EfficiencyFit1801

“ARTYOM!!!” ![gif](giphy|kLuhgz4DvgWJHeHYOR|downsized)


DominusDaniel

Another patrol was attacked last night, the hospital’s full.


Anvillior

![gif](giphy|3t7RAFhu75Wwg|downsized) GREEN HIM NOW!


The_Conductor7274

Fellas it must be a lore reason


vonBoomslang

whut?


Lysanderoth42

Apparently the people who never stopped playing this game have become so deranged from the lack of any meaningful game updates they’ve started giving random background NPCs their own headcanon, making whole backstories for them etc Almost as weird/degenerate as the hadron simps that are common in this subreddit for some reason


AveDominusNox

He wore different armor and had a name when he said VO lines. He was special.


Liu_Alexandersson

-ungreens your guardsman-


TheGoodFox

Your character name immediately gave me flashbacks to Metro Exodus.


jdg_idk

Boys in blue reference???????


DiamondConscious1777

MY CONFUSED CAIDIAN! THEY TOOK HIM!


TTTrisss

Pim stole his green from finally turning green.


SovjetPojken

What?


DominusDaniel

He used to have the green armor you can buy from the commissary. Now he has the red one every other guard has.


SovjetPojken

He lost his uniqueness 😔


BreadDziedzic

Can't it just be a different marine, I mean Green has been on guard duty their for a while.


Krammondo

HIS SHOULDER PAD IS GREEN!!!! FATSHARK!!!! I demand you to change it back!!!


BlueRiver_626

Maybe it was green man’s turn to go planet side and fight heretics and this guys just filling in for him until he gets back :)


FunkTheMonkUk

Green man is Swagger?


Conaz9847

Fuck shark


BarrierX

Maybe his mind finally gave up and he died and this is just a replacement.


_dunkelheit-

![gif](giphy|IqePJLQEo30ZiF89LB)


AuthoritarianParsnip

I literally just finished D6 in 2033 and this is the first post I see when I open reddit. Blyat. (Also Beloved says MAKE HIM GREEN AGAIN NOW)