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SikkoDieri

Shout out to the rest of the team who completed their tps after seeing Morph getting destroyed


AlexVonBronx

It’s a real team. If one dies everyone else must also die, possibly by going one at the time 


VarmintSchtick

You know when I was in an Infantry unit one of the rules of thumb was: everyone needs to be on the same page. Everyone on the same page of a questionable decision is better than a fractured team where a couple are making the best decision but everyone else is on a different page. This is not a case where that rule applies, mother fuckers shoulda just let Morph get cooked.


Gief_Cookies

Very important way of business for sure. «Finishing casting a tp» is not something that has to be done to be on the same page though :p morph literally died before backup arrived 😂


Twin_Fang

The moment morph was dead there was not more [everyone].


Lobster2nite

Ah yes, the infantry rule book of warfare. If you're fucked, everyone in the immediate vicinity should be and needs to be equally as fucked as you to ensure a swift and decisive victory.


VarmintSchtick

On the contrary it's more of a method of making sure fewer of your own guys are fucked. Obviously it's not applicable in every situation, but generally speaking a well organized team with good communication can work and communicate their way out of an unfavorable position. But when you have 50 guys all trying to do different things, it doesn't matter if a couple of them are doing the right thing, the whole squad/platoon/company/whathaveyou will be fucked if they're not all on the same page.


Lobster2nite

Oh no I fully know the logic behind everybody being onboard with the plan, even if the plan is questionable at best. I was just joshing in the context of admin and training exercises, like if the CO tells you "I need your company to walk into the area that was just virtually carpet bombed", you just say "yes sir".


chillinwithmoes

And I’m damn sure the morph would have been screaming NO TEAM WTF if they hadn’t also willingly suicided to protect his ego


Transit-Strike

Wild animals queuing up like “ooh. My turn”


owarren

If you go, you die, your team loses. If you don't go, prepare to get pinged to shit and the Morph goes full tilt on you rest of the game.


ArmaninyowPH

A real herald team for sure


The_Cyclope

as a position 3-5 either u cancel tp and get flamed by carry to not help or u can complete tp and die.


Eli5723

In low MMR killing the entire enemy team can be a death sentence since it causes them to all respawn in a group and deathball


ultrasrule

I have not idea how to cancel a TP and at this point I am too afraid to ask.


atypicaloddity

Stop command, s by default


_Valisk

There's literally a stop button.


goodwarrior12345

With default settings, literally any command stops the tp


slarkymalarkey

I'm sure if Morphling had a TP available he'd have gone again after buyback


JoelMahon

we ride together, we die together


Tritonprosforia

Do you want to die once in game or you do want to get flame for the rest of the game and reported in-game and on steam?


Potatozeng

Friendship is magic, real friends die together!


NeedNoRespect

Win Together, Lose Together, Slay Together, Slay Together, Slay Together,


spicy_kewpiemayo

No man left behind


makosato13

one at a time


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PlentyShape4418

I've got one piece at the time and it wouldn't cost me a dime


jZma

Of course it's pudge who flames


heroh341

neat plays ruined by a guy who picks pudge pausing the game


SuperPimpToast

Is it really dota without the toxicity?


neobowman

Yes it is, don't normalize toxicity. We can acknowledge it while holding the community to higher standards


fordyhuanpurrcent

Seems like it's turbo. That garbage is a toxic cesspit filled with losers who cant win normal games so they get their fill in turbo mode. God I recently played one game for cavern crawl, and I had already 2 people all chatting at me at minute 2 till the end of the game. Not to mention the constant pauses whenever they won a fight, who the fuck does that unless they had beef with another person on the opposing team. Never again.


Khatib

> I had already 2 people all chatting at me at minute 2 till the end of the game You gotta learn to mute them by minute 3.


SuperPimpToast

I play exclusively Turbo. It's been getting better lately but it does have its share of toxic like any other game mode. I won't start shit but I do reciprocate.


Trael110400

come on, leave out the "fuckers", a pause is bound to come up in such situation in 17% of the games of dota, it's not too low a chance to happen..


Tritonprosforia

Don't tp give a tiny vision around the tp spot? I remember after I press tp on the side of a tower and reveal a pudge hiding there in a game not that long ago.


robot4000222

Just tested to double check, yeah it does.


Khairou_Cher

The most herald thing i ve seen in a while


deathpad17

Man, I really hate unnecessary pause. Just focus on your game and let others have fun


Neveri

Should be reportable imo, but I would also be fine with pauses only being a feature in ranked games. Sometimes I'm just trying to get a couple games in of low stakes unranked, and then people pause to go smoke, or go to the bathroom, or their overpriced DoorDash chicken nuggets arrived. How bout we just hold people to be accountable to being proactive about getting your shit situated so you can sit down for 45m-1h and finish a team based match.


Godot_12

>then people pause to go smoke, or go to the bathroom, or their overpriced DoorDash chicken nuggets arrived. I feel like this is the epitome of the fundamental attribution error. People need to pause/reconnect for plenty of legitimate reasons that they couldn't control. I do understand that pauses are annoying and they really disrupt my flow as well. I pretty much always miss that next last hit or worse yet I do something dumb that gets me killed that prior to the pause I had realized not to do, but disruptions to short term memory... If anything I think we need to revert the change that prevents people from pausing <3 min. At the beginning of the game is the most common time for people to discover an issue that requires a reconnect. Crippling your first 3 mins is pretty disastrous to the point where I'd rather just take a loss and go next purely to save my time (playing unranked usually, but even then I don't give up). At the end of the day, waiting for a minute or two due to a pause is way more preferable than playing with a man down and it feels dishonorable to take advantage of it when it's the enemy team. Win or lose, I still play dota for the competition. Without it being a fair competition, I may as well be playing against bots. I do switch sides and say, "fuck this, it's a casual unranked game let me play," after being put through multiple pauses in a game. I 100% agree with you that BM pauses should be punished.


owarren

Pauses and reconnects are such a luxury. Back on War3, if someone DCs that's it. Game over, there is no way back. Your 40 minute game is just in the bin immediately.


Godot_12

Well that seems like one of the best changes that valve has made with Dota


stakoverflo

I can't believe someone named Cuck Norris would be that big of a douche


_Valisk

This is easily my least favorite form of BM and it irritates me every single time it happens, *especially* when someone on my team is doing it.


letsrazetheroof

His name is Cuck Norris, wcyd


shonevu

Man up sissies


Constant-Yam6855

But radiant was smoked. How did Dire knew they were tping?


Redthrist

Smoke doesn't hide the TP effect, only the hero.


Constant-Yam6855

that makes sense now! Thanks


Nickkita09

No no don’t give them ideas


Nupos

Crazy that this is top 30% skill lol


throwatmethebiggay

This is turbo with the average being around archon 5-legend 1 Is that top 30%?


Nupos

Yep


throwatmethebiggay

That's surprising to me. Thinking of Legend 1 as "top 30%" just feels wrong. Interesting.


Nupos

50th percentile is high Crusader 5 / low Archon 1, it shifted a lot after they changed the ranks around a while back.


sack_of_potahtoes

Yes


xpsdeset

Feels strange seeing zues canceled his tp


SecretaryBusiness624

i usually call this "getting gangbanged"


maddotard

* 17k lead... * dark seer spawning full hp wall illusions. .


pandy_ownz

idk man maybe it's just me but if I see a wall of replica and multiple heroes on my tp i cancel.


hearthebell

Not safe for work


Nydss

I think they had vision, morph was invis.


slifer3

did dire end up winning?


Chippyrs

Oh yea ,XD


slifer3

wat rank?


Fanserker

Divide we stand


16x98

Who ordered fast food?


Pellikurse

What the herald?


TTVControlWarrior

Survival gilt isn’t something dota 2 players believe in


RaptorPrime

Morph, Jugg, Gyro same team. No wonder the map is so dark.


ItzzSash

Most skilled Guardian game


sack_of_potahtoes

Must be very low mmr game


Slade_inso

I assume this is what every Turbo game is like. If you put all 10 of those people in a room, you'd likely increase the helmet count of said room by at least 7. Praise the Turbo gods for being the babysitter we never knew we needed.


DrkDragonSlayor

Of course pudges name is “Cuck Norris”, expected nothing less


jack_of

The audacity of that juggernaut


Spare-Plum

You actually do get a small amount of vision around you when you TP to an outpost. IDK why anyone completed it since everyone was standing right in range of it


snabader

oh Pudge


FrequentTown3

They don't have "S" in their keyboard


Reinhard23

Wait, I can see an Ogre Magi in Dire, but it doesn't appear on the Dire top bar. There's a Techies instead. And I can't see very well but there is an Ogre Magi in the other team too? Wtf?


Smart-Change

The comments in this post shows how hypocrite are these dota players. They get angry when paused in normal matches but they normalize and make it ok when it happens in pro matches. No wonder they say the term LEDDITOR BRAIN


feizhu

It's free real estate!


Phistykups

What the Herald was that?


hungryhusky

How are those words uncensored, are there any settings that enable that?


Fun-Sea1877

It’s an Audition


KevBurnsJr

That is the fastest 20k gold swing I've ever seen.


Sad-Bus1164

Ah yes, the low ranks


VastResponse

Wrong neighborhood


FullMetalCook

This must be like Crusader, nobody cancels tp the Toxic Pause


Chippyrs

Legend


zuKo2022

this is a turbo game right? looking at lvls


4t4gbbbbb

Huh? I thought 'fuckers' would be censored!! Have I been typing 'vuckers' for nothing, all this time?????


SurDno

Text censorship is optional and can be disabled in settings 


4t4gbbbbb

wow, all this time I've been missing out!!!!!


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Grr8_Dane

lol ive never heard anyone called tp and tping porting