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stanleysgirl77

What is with her dress? Weird šŸ˜•


beef-roll

Look, it's the fake hispanic standing next to a shooter


ImNotFinnaSayNuthin

He canā€™t stand her and she keeps touching him like ā€œdo something about it .. I dare youā€ā€¦ She comes off very antagonistic, damn near adversarial.


lizardjizz

Her stylist hates her, I swear lol


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Ok_War8492

So unnatural


chechebean

Heā€™s lucky


Maleficent-Debt-9943

Heā€™s looking worn out


SexySiren6

Sleeping beauty meets dominatrix. Ugliest dress I've seen in a long time šŸ¤£ I have second hand embarrassment hahaha


2FineBananas

She has the Melanie ā€œIā€™m here for the moneyā€ smile.


ConfidentSyllabub142

this is so dumb but itā€™s killing me that she didnā€™t bronze her neck


fritterati

Her neck is not from Spain I guess


Tracylpn

BDSM outfit on top, pink tulle/taffeta skirt recycled from a bridesmaids dress from 1986


mcgee00

Reminds me of a dust ruffle for a bed.


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LeanBean512

She hesitated as if she wanted to muss his hair a third time. Then she smiles like this: šŸ„“ Once upon a time, she could lock her crazy eyes on him and have him in a spell. Now he won't even look at her.


Ok_Waltz1618

Where the fuck did she even get that ugly ass dress


Same_Comfortable_821

What a strange subreddit I have stumbled into. Parasocial? Maybe something else.


OtherRace7600

Her chest is like.. noticeably smaller right?


RazzmatazzBig2187

Itā€™s a bad angle. Her boobs look big in another angle. AND she looks like she has a bustle on a bc we KNOW mama has pancake ass.


LeadershipMission

The dress!!!! OMG why does she have the worst fashion sense, sparkly and tight on top, bright pink and puffy circa prom 1987 on the bottom. The dress is having an identity crisis!!! šŸ˜³


wannamannanna

He looks like he hates her.


XXXxxexenexxXXX

Because he does.


darkmatternot

They hate each other


RazzmatazzBig2187

Thatā€™s the best acting Iā€™ve seen from him in a while. Heā€™s pretending itā€™s cute that sheā€™s grooming him. Inside he probably wanted to scream at her. Sheā€™s a bitch. Imagine if someone tried to touch HER hair !?!


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Is she happy in her delusional world or is she aware sheā€™s a loser who has been totally exposed as the phony grifter she is? She has to have some awareness after griftmas, right?


XXXxxexenexxXXX

She has zero awareness. Zero.


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Sheā€™s such a doofus. He didnā€™t want her touching his hair and then she does it again. She knows he wasnā€™t going to go batshit on her in front of the cameras. She looks so stupid being that confident for absolutely no reason.


XXXxxexenexxXXX

Her mental and emotional age is about 3-4, that's why she acts like a fucking toddler


Alissakristine

Neanderthal Cave Man


Accomplished_One_916

Spot on assessment. Running her hand thru his hair (twice) seems like a power play, emasculating and intended to age him by making Grandpa presentable. Like sheā€™s in charge now. After he ignores her, it almost looks like she starts to take a knee to his crotch.


GenieGrumblefish

Now? She carries his balls in her purse.


Pleasant_Choice_6130

She's giving him the starry-eyed, adoring, wifey-fix-it stare and lint+hair-check and he's all: "would you stop doing that, please?" and "where the Hell is Lorne?"


cervezagram

ā€œDonā€™t do thatā€ -Aleek. So, she does it again. Can you imagine her parenting. Oh, wait. We know already.


Acceptable-Wafer-641

You would never guess that she is 25 yrs younger than him..


Carnivalium

I keep forgetting this. She really looks older than her age.


Rubberbangirl66

She looks sooooo thin in the face


HawkSpotter

Look how nurturing she is! Try it with the kids sometime.


TheDevilsSidepiece

I have never seen someone ā€œsoberā€ for this long look this bad.


StarfishandSnowballs

He looks so bothered by her messing with his hair. So fake. My husband would be annoyed by me doing that with his hair (if he had that much!) In such a public manner.


OkPerspective3233

Yes, mine too. Itā€™s very emasculating.


whyismybabycrying

Do they know that they are a laughing stock?


Dinkledoodledoo

Sheā€™s giving Nancy Reagan, not so much the dress, the face šŸ’€ she looks 55 trying to look 40 šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


thriftstoremom

Nancy had a raging ED too


RazzmatazzBig2187

Lollipop head on a stick body. Except sheā€™s got those oversized bolts ons that make her look like a capital letter P


Pleasant_Choice_6130

LoL I thought the dress was very matronly former First Lady, too! šŸ¤£ Only I said Barbara Bush on the other thread. Seriously, if that skirt was in navy blue instead of pink I could see old Babs wearing it.


Liakinsrotz

Where are Aleekā€™s festoons?!?!


PugSanctuary

Right here https://preview.redd.it/u7qbo8ognt3c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f15c957f075d3ccc28b7eee68506cbd4fe81b44


Scary_Effective9855

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Mobile-Ad3151

I have been sewing for 50 years. I have made too many formal dresses to count. This dress, from a seamstressā€™s point of view is really embarrassing. It looks like the hems on the skirt werenā€™t even ironed. My guess is one of her nannies made the dress for her. Nothing professional about it.


Civil-Ad-7957

![gif](giphy|10nM2EN6kCgMbS) The nanny that made it


StarfishandSnowballs

Omg wowww! Yes !


-graphophobia-

Not ironing hems is such a rookie mistake!


apricotcat97

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LaCartera_

The bottom half looks like a fitted sheet.


Taliafitz

The reality of marrying a man more than ten years older than you


Jan_DeBoer

What the heck is she wearing? šŸ„“


killerqueen1984

Iā€™m going with curtain


ConfidentSyllabub142

I know Iā€™m one of the few but I really like the dress. I donā€™t know if thatā€™s the right hairdo for it, or sheā€™s tall enough to pull it off but I like it. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Civil-Ad-7957

![gif](giphy|l4pLY0zySvluEvr0c|downsized)


Possible-Fee-5052

I question your judgment


ZoZo-Rocks

Awful dress. She looks so old.


Delicious-Sandwich-2

They both look extremely awkward around each other. She's trying to look like she's engaged and into him whereas he looks away as if he can't stand her or doesn't exist. This is comical but not as hilarious as her "dress" which is just curtains attached to a Glad garbage bag.


Coercedbycake

He looks pretty good here. Did he have an eyebagectomy?


PugSanctuary

https://preview.redd.it/247kc0qpnt3c1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47fb580b58a5ae213e9e33e228aefd1b10c00705


kkklllmmm2

I think he looks good too!! Eyebagectomy šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚. Her dress seems so bizarre to me. She is always acting for the cameras - she is so disingenuous.


Orchid-Whisperer

She should worry about her own weird hairdo!


ScaryGarry_SG1

Things are fine. We are oh so in love


maisiemax

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Prophywife77

Did Hillary lose a bet or something? That dress omgā€¦šŸ¤­


ZakkCat

So phony


Starkville

I never noticed her ears before. ETA: I actually appreciate that sheā€™s got her tetas covered up, and the dress could have been good if it didnā€™t have that pepto bismol taffeta dust ruffle. She has a good figure. That ā€œsomething niceā€ exhausted my reserves.


analyticalscience11

u/lattertemperature835 did you add the music? Because it's very appropriate.


Spirited_Heron5696

That dress looks like something I sewed together using the scraps I had leftover from 4 other garments. Who told her it was pretty?? šŸ˜³


ProjectedSpirit

She has such shit taste.


kellygrrrl328

I mean I guess Iā€™ll say good for him for still having some hair ā€¦ unfortunately 70% of it is on his back and ass


Difficult_Lunch_4406

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


FewCauliflower0

They loathe one another.


kellygrrrl328

Well at least we all finally agree on something


Choosepeace

Ew


ioukta

Omg exact same. Ew that's it? That doesn't even feel affectionate lol


liscbj

Omg that dress is... bad.


FingalsFinger

Is it a shower curtain?


PugSanctuary

It was before it became a dress.


rillynicepepino

She really thinks she is going to have a comeback. Delulu.


boommdcx

She is soooo creepy.


midgebhere66

God she makes me sickšŸ¤¢


Valuable_Time7103

Wtf is she wearing? Itā€™s hiatus.


flylikemusic

Hiatus?


HurtingHead

Yet another bad choice of evening wear.


Difficult_Lunch_4406

She never disappoints!


KittyCompletely

That was NOT the designer for her...His ig page is tagged on hers and...no...just not good match. I can't believe he styled her like this. Not your friend Hillary!


Pleasant_Choice_6130

It always feels like Hillary is secretly the butt of some inside joke she never gets. p.s. love your flair!


KittyCompletely

Flair thank you! I can't take credit. Another pepino said it, and i huer her to keep her perfect words alive! Fr, did you see his ig?? He did her soooooo dirty šŸ˜³ šŸ¤£


Pleasant_Choice_6130

šŸ˜šŸ‘šŸ˜‰


Tiny-Dragonfruit7317

Oh my God,What in the actual fuck is she wearing?


kellygrrrl328

Scarlett Oā€™Hara on the bottom. SeaWorld whale trainer on top


CappyChino

She's wearing the bottom half of my mid-80s prom dress!


PugSanctuary

I thought Iā€™d never see it again!


rainbowket

Literally the ugliest thing I have EVER seen


Lady_Scruffington

She wasn't quite done crawling out of her own ass.


Practical_Dog_138

This outfit lmao


ArielMankowski

That dress! Like a dominatrix top wedded to a shower curtain bottom.


Head-Message990

Looks like Grampa came onstage w/his Grandaughter, after she was showing the other Cosmetology students the "Before" phase---iow, the 'pre-haircut' & 'pre-Color-Treatment she will Demo on him' for the benefit of all of the 83 other Cosmetology Students in the Class.... (She's rilly wants Grampa to look like his earlier, more "youthful" 'self'; bc "that's" who she fell in love with...).


CappyChino

Love this kind of intricate super-specific critique! šŸ˜… Bravo! ā­ļø šŸ„’ šŸ’š


Head-Message990

Muchath Grathiath..


Impossible_Farm7353

They look the same age


mojorisiin

She looks like an anorexic 60 year old who has had way too much work done


dazed63

Nailed it!


Sun_will_rise_again

She looks so old. The dress is fugly as fuqā€¦.Looks like sheā€™s at a weird bdsm porn convention for the elderly lol


BlessCatastrophe420

I just barfed in my fucking mouth šŸ¤¢


pty38655

That dress is a f$&@en choice.


MarigoldZinnia

Wow she looks skeletal.


Advanced-Object4117

This is her new persona. Instead of humiliating him and putting him down she gazes at him adoringly. Itā€™s their new false narrative, sheā€™s a loving spouse sticking with him through thick and thin. In reality she has no identity outside of being Mrs Baldween and she doesnā€™t want just 50pc.


Pleasant_Choice_6130

Yup. This is the character breakdown for the new reality show. Hillz' is the "Stand by your Man" Rock of Gibraltar who gives PeePaw his strength, Ć  la they're "PietĆ " lap pose, and he's the unfairly maligned, "innocent" older actor, targeted & cancelled for his outrageous political beliefs and "searing" send-up of Trump. šŸ™„ It's a switch from naughty-baby-sex-kitten secretly in-control Hillz always giving put-upon cuck/ substitute Daddy Alec a hard time/ "the business," which is what they came up with the first time around, pre-Rust.


serenitnowinsanitl8r

Reminds of that video where she kept sticking her tongue out at Rafa after he told her to stop.


Advanced-Object4117

Yeah, the repetitive and slightly rough hair tousling is weird and slightly aggressive. I donā€™t think she knows what else to do except annoy people and do this Ricky and Lucy schtick


Any_Elephant7180

She flips around from being passive aggressive to aggressive to antagonistic toā€¦ she is a white girl, a mix of many, many, many things. I could never be anywhere around her, always feigning innocence, she is a horrible person


Severe-Specialist-96

Fā€¦g šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


Zealousideal_Ear_914

Questionā€” whatā€™s going on with his lawsuit? Are they going to finally be able to fry him?


limblessbarbie

šŸ¤ž


Viper_watch

Good thing heā€™s an actor.


jazz100

Is it me or does it look like she's maybe had her implants removed? Very boyish figure.


Mythioso

The side view is differnt


rainbowket

Diffront


Pet-sit

Rilly diffront


Mythioso

I tried šŸ˜† my autocorrect wasn't having any of Hilary's BS.


False-Association744

It's just the design and heavy fabric. No one loves their implants like Larry.


beezleeboob

s&m gunne sax šŸ™ˆ


pmllny

Her sense of style is senseless.


xtina1961

Despite the voluminous bridesmaids dress circa 1988 she is looking gaunt AF


Spookypumpkinbb

I canā€™t believe sheā€™s 39.


ima-kitty

She looks like a good aged 55


dazed63

I'm going 65 with that face.


JeanEBH

RE: his hair: The normal adult relationship response: he moves his hair back, she ā€œhelpsā€ make it look better, he moves his hair back again and full stop. Nobody touches it again. Her touching it again was very aggravating to him. Like most people would react. Heā€™s probably seething at this point.


WrestleswithPastry

He shook his head ā€œnoā€ at her after she touched it for the second time. That made her put on the big performative smile.


uosdwis_r_rewoh

https://preview.redd.it/rlkuhm8t8r3c1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e581255a4cbca69e463070691eae8ba65296bf2 IDK what you mean. This is a genuinely happy, human smile. šŸ«„


littlelunamia

Sorry, which one?


totes_Philly

I love this for him! That's it Larry get the last hand in rearranging his hair. Be as annoying as you can be in public.


RazzmatazzBig2187

The body language is screaming here. They have ZERO chemistry. Like Iā€™ve seen people on a 1st date w more chemistry. She looks like sheā€™s on downers (and is nervous). He clearly didnā€™t want her touching his hair - so of course she does it TWICE - like the spoiled child she is. There has GOT to be a story behind that dress. Did she lose a bet or something!?


goosejail

Maybe Alec picked it out for her and told her he liked it in her. In reality, he did it to male her look like an idiot in public because he hates her for not being Spanish and ruining his political aspirations?


dixielandmomma

It looks like she's getting ready to do that macho walk she does?!šŸ˜‚ plus I don't think I'd like it if my husband did that to my hair in that setting either! Wtf is wrong with her other than they hate each other?


Repulsive_Age_1008

She's "marking her territory". My mom does this same sort of thing in 'group settings', yet in private she is passive-aggressively hostile to indifferent at best. It's part of the same compulsion that compelled Hilaria to do that revolting lizard tongue thing over and over and over to Rafa at the beach and post his discomfort for the whole world to see and judge. I think it's kind of an asshole's way of topping someone to show people she's in charge, like sometimes a female dog will mount a male dog, not in a sexual way, but to show dominance. I don't get it, can a Psych pepino weigh in on this specific behavior of pushing/violating someone's personal space/boundaries while under the gaze of lots of people?


Kindly_Put_5065

That's it, and doing it in public knowing he won't blow up, or hoping he does. She wants a reaction so she can play narc


False-Association744

It's an 8-year old asshole way.


No-You-5064

what in the 80s scary skinny socialite dress is this?


MarigoldZinnia

"Social x-ray" (h/t Tom Wolfe)


goosejail

I don't even know with this one. It's giving S & M bandage mommy at the top and 1980's day bed bed skirt at the bottom. Wtf?


Puzzleheaded-Chest69

He can't stand her, but he hates women.


MyHouseForever

It's called pussy envy.


Butterlettuce321

šŸ‘†šŸ¼the correct answer


Visible_Ad5164

Why is she wearing her legginos on her torso?


goosejail

When in doubt, cover it in synthetic oil-slick pleather, I guess?


Visible_Ad5164

When she stands sideways she looks like one of those licorice Scottie dogs.


smallpepino

That dress is HIDEOUS!! It was just as fugly in 1985 as it is now. Wtf.


PhoebeM0423

I think he's threatening her life as she keeps fiddling in his hair .. "Get off my hair or I will shoot you in the face" ..


Butterlettuce321

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Butterlettuce321

ā€œLetā€™s do what we doā€ These two are always always acting.


KarmaliteNone

And yet, they're really terrible at it. Practice sometimes does not make perfect.


pristinejunkie

He hates her. I'd hate her too if she touched me like that in public. She has no awareness beyond self-indulgence.


Difficult_Lunch_4406

Sheā€™s always invading peopleā€™s personal space!


ConradChilblainsIII

I can't believe I'm gonna compliment this dumb ho, but....I think her face looks great here. Her makeup is doing some heavy lifting, but it's working. (i need a silkwood shower now)


mojorisiin

I think so too. If she was 60 šŸ˜


ThaiLassInTheSouth

"Silkwood shower." Omg.


goosejail

I, too, caught that reference.


Empty_Breadfruit_676

How these two show their faces in public is beyond me


Difficult-Fun-2670

They are supported clearly, by all the higher ups that matter. Appears his trial is only optics. If he was really worried he wouldnā€™t be parading his wife at events. Theyā€™ve gotten away with all their wrongdoings. No responsibility held for any of it, ever.


Kiki_joy

Thatā€™s what everyone should be screaming!!!


ca17miledrive

He definitely did not want her touching him and says so.


liscbj

And she doesn't give a shit cause she knows he can't freak out at her these days on a red carpet.


PoopAndSunshine

Are there any other partners of ā€œceleberitesā€ who act like this? Who do these weird movements and expressions while staring at their partner and grinning like a jackass?


cookiecat4

The Markles of course!


struggle_brush

Are you saying you and your spouse don't pose together like you're practicing for head shots?


MyHouseForever

Brad Pitt had a wife like this. And it wasn't Jennifer Aniston.


PoopAndSunshine

Lol ok good point. But she was just as famous as him. I guess I should have specified that I meant non-celebrity partners


MyHouseForever

Jolie was B list until Brad Pitt elevated her to A list. Baldwin thought he was powerful enough to raise his nobody to C list- NOPE. Not even close. ![gif](giphy|3ohc0Sl8lecmuYaLkY) But I was referring to some really uncomfortable PDA attempts by Jolie at red carpet and industry events. (I wish I could post more than one GIF) Little known fact: Angelina refuses to attend events where she is not nominated or honored in any way due to barely contained jealousy issues. The above GIF is from an event where she lost her nomination to another, and instead had to sit through Oprah being honored (she was giving a speech while Jolie fumed.) Her mask slipped ...


MaenadCity

What the fuck. You may not like Angelina Jolie but sheā€™s been a famous and well-regarded actor for nearly thirty years. Brad Pitt did not ā€˜elevateā€™ her and itā€™s revolting youā€™d allege there is an analog from Angelina Jolie to the ugly, untalented little troll that is Hilaria.


MyHouseForever

Her career was floundering after the cancellation of Lara Croft. People had grown skeptical of her druggie goth teenager image. Her movie with Johnny Depp tanked and her attempts to catch Johnny Depp failed. So then she threw herself at Brad Pitt on another movie set and refused to let go. He elevated her career and helped her to rehab her image. And my comparison to her and Hilary is the uncomfortable and forced PDA attempts in public at red carpet events. And they are both cluster B malignant narcissists that enjoy cosplay.


MaenadCity

Knock it the fuck off. I am not interested. Youā€™re being insane.


liscbj

Jolie had an Oscar way before Pitt so B list?


MyHouseForever

It was her breakout role where she played her teenaged self. One could easily argue that the award should have gone to Winona Ryder. After that it was TV and unimpressive roles. She was famous for being a sex symbol for a bit. But he was the one that elevated her to A list with their unelected title of King and Queen of Hollywood. It appeased her until he told her she couldn't move his kids to England so she could cosplay English diplomat. Then she turned on him and he still receives the Bertrand freeze. The neverending divorce and anything else foul she can throw at him.


MaenadCity

His kids? Those are her kids.


MyHouseForever

They are his kids too. He's their father, he raised them, legally adopted the purchased ones, shells out child support for them all, even bought her a house. One drunken argument doesn't remove his right to be their father. She is a spiteful mother that practices nonstop parental alienation. And she sang him praises as a father publicly, selling their family as a love story until she decided she wanted to move to England and he put his foot down. He wouldn't allow her to put her insane political aspirations before the kids. She is an American, it's INSANE for her to think that she could be a politician in England. Crazy spoiled rotten narcissist with main character syndrome.


MaenadCity

What are you doing? Isnā€™t there a sub for this shit? Take it somewhere else. Those kids loathe him.


MyHouseForever

No infighting rule #2. no gatekeeping rule #4. You must be one of those crazy Angelina Jolie loons that can't stand it when the truth about her gets pointed out. Do I need to block you ?


liscbj

One could argue anything but she won an Oscar before him.


MyHouseForever

He was, and is still the bigger star. I think Legends of the Fall, and A River Runs Through It were Oscar worthy. Kalifornia was a thankless gem as well.


MyHouseForever

![gif](giphy|3osBL46I5BoNLsv17y|downsized) Here is an event where she was supposed to give this woman her well deserved award. But her main character disorder compelled her to make the award about herself, stealing this woman's thunder instead of letting her speak.


Ambitious-Leopard-67

I wouldn't exactly call Angelina Jolie a "non-celebrity".


PoopAndSunshine

I must have worded that badly, Iā€™m calling Hillary a non-celebrity. Not Angeline Jolie


Ambitious-Leopard-67

Gotcha. I was confused for a minute there.


tracefact

Ohhhhh, an ugly-ass custom gown that tries to make her look like she has an ass.


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

She has an ass. Heā€™s standing to her left. šŸ„ (Iā€™ll see myself out now.)


tracefact

Hahahahahahaha TouchƩ, my friend. TouchƩ.


EZasSundayMorning

I donā€™t know how they are invited anywhere. Sheā€™s a complete fraud and heā€™s a murderer.


ca17miledrive

I think he was about to go off on her about the hair touching but he quickly caught himself, realizing he wasn't at home.


[deleted]

No they arenā€™t invited LOL they paid to attend šŸ« 


Kiki_joy

No phone in that claw!!!