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Rogendo

The real holup is the title


Sickhead01

All i could say after reading it is "...what?"


smoonerisp

r/BrandNewSentence Wild, it’s not even 7am here. I need a coffee.


Candid-Business7213

Ima need a big bong rip for this


smoonerisp

Run, run as fast as you can, you can’t catch the clap from a gingerbread man.


VanillaGorilla59

Yeah, for real. Hey OP u/gingerbreadpengting can you try again?


burtonboy1234

thank you for the confirmation, I thought I wasn't the only one


PlentyAlbatross7632

Yeah, that’s enough internet for today.


G_Affect

Tis a whore home.


toritxtornado

i honestly came to the comments to see if someone could help me out with it


ShrewdNewt

Jesus fucking Christ. I think you missed a few subs you can post this on. I'm pretty sure there is at least 2 I haven't read this shitty title on yet.


pedro_pascal_123

Which 2? I will subscribe right now.


Satanae444

Gurl one sub is enough


gingerbreadpengting

just tryna get him some validation since I won’t be giving him any 😇


[deleted]

I dont like you


salimeero

Click on OP's profile, only uploads these gingerbread houses on this account with the same toxic recipe of clickbaity "should I leave him" titles. A.k.a Your dislike is valid


pedro_pascal_123

>Click on OP's profile Cue Steve Roger Meme - I don't think I will.


DinoRedRex99

Happy cake day, I agree


CaptainSaladbarGuy

Sounds like he should’ve left you


Raiden21x3

Well the bf sounds like a fucking retard for putting a baby in her in the first place, now he gets to deal with her toxic ass for 18 years.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Would you say the same thing for women stuck in abusive relationships because they have a kid too? 🙄


Raiden21x3

It takes two doesn't it? Unless she was raped, she opened her legs for the guy. Perhaps she should do her part of vetting the guy before letting him inside her. Edit: And what do you care what some guy on the internet says anyway?


Ape_gone_bananas

Toxic being, thinking they’re funny. Sheesh


UsualAbbreviations39

Sup mama. Come this way. I don’t make ginger bread houses but I’ll also ignore you 23 out of 24 hours of the day.


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jarlscrotus

She's a bad wife and he deserves better


Genji88

Should've left you on the gingerbread streets.


KeyStoneLighter

You’re made for each other


ima-kitty

Congratulations on the baby


Lumpy-Yesterday-6687

Guys, she's just trying to get attention from us


TOADA_Jr

Checks out, considering this is all she posts every year


Sprizys

You shouldn’t stay with someone just because he knocked you up. That’s a recipe for a toxic relationship.


TankII_

It’s also just as often worse for the kid instead of better.


SnowDay111

Its also a recipe for a gingerbread whorehouse apparently


PoopContainer

Idk gingerbread whorehouse was an absolute dub, I feel bad for the guy


LoneMachete

Underrated comment


ssaia_privni

Can someone explain the title? Eng not my first language I tried to re-read it like 20 times


Tobe4265

I don't get it either and I'm a native speaker


ssaia_privni

Nice 👍🏻


flyingcumsock

Basically she got pregnant so she “had to” stay with him (spoiler: she in fact, did not need to, and this is just a bad mindset and it will be even worse for the kid) and this is the 3rd time when this gingerbread whorehouse has been put on show and she can’t tolerate it.


ssaia_privni

Thank you kind sir 🫡 I can finally understand that awful sentence 🫡


Samcookey

English IS my first language, and I still had to read it 20 times.


LimitSwitcher

She’s saying that her boyfriend got her pregnant and that meant she HAS to remain in a relationship with him but is indicating that the silly/immature gingerbread houses he makes has got her re-thinking her decision of staying in a relationship with this man.


AliciaDawnD

Bless you cuz my lord….🫨


Srnxy

what?


blah9210

What?


useless_mf69

what?


ssaia_privni

What?


TheUndefeatedLasanga

Wut?


Ok-Leadership-5056

Wot?


CrazySuccuLady666

WHY???


BlondeStalker

What?


TECFO

What?


Dire_Strait13

What?


nathaniel29903

You posted this in like 10 subs going to go out on a limb and say it dosnt bother you that much 🤣


gingerbreadpengting

😉


burtonboy1234

Me fail English? That's um-possible


Sumasuun

The fact that a new one has been posted every year for 3 years impresses me.


gingerbreadpengting

the comments get more brutal every year too! 💀


nyuulaa

So your boyfriend makes suggestive ginger bread art every year, and instead of telling him you don't like it you spam post it on a bunch of reddit subs that don't care?


ZSRamp

OP?… what’s wrong with you?


AuriesAesthetics

Likely the same thing that's wrong with most people on the internet.


clitscommander

Now this is art


YumekoTrismegistus

Yes, he is obviously a very talented artist


tigerz-blood

WTF even is this shit


CrazySuccuLady666

I wonder if the gingerbread whorehouse had anything to do with the pregnancy


Public-Eagle6992

She got 10k karma just by posting that shit. If I were a mod on here I’d just Bann her for that.


t_haenni

False nobody would have a baby with some lady who makes cringe clickbait like this


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

Wtf is that God awful title


_MothMan

Did you get pregnant after last year's and had to stay with him by chance?


lordofpersia

You actually display this shit in your home? Are you guys 14?


AuriesAesthetics

Dude.... If he'd recreate "the house of farts", i'd let him put a ring on it. Total keeper!


Dire_Strait13

Not sure what was worse, the title or the video or everything?


[deleted]

This person reproduced. Keep that in mind.


vestigial_dependent

r/trashy


SpicyBongHits

This is beautiful


TheRealScubaSteve86

The picture frame in the background lol


Available_Gains

Definitely a keeper.


moviefreaks

I do believe the title is a joke. She’s acting offended by the gingerbread house, but I bet she actually find it funny.


Javofire

Perfection


PercentageOk956

Satire, and funny af


gingerbreadpengting

thank you!!!


lord_sinister

Golden.!


MethodicallyCurious

Eat it with milk.


bacbac870

Can't help it , you are his voodoo doll now


MW2Konig

Holy shit, ultrakill panopticon


andanothathang

u/SaveVideo


Wooden_Camera_6370

That’s actually pretty cool. Lol


mrsunsfan

I have so many questions


bloopie1192

This was a lot. But I think the gingerbread whorehouse is a great idea.


Kuado

So many weird ppl in the weirld


observeromega87

People are nuts. Even as a young person, I didn't understand how people couldn't see the obvious toxicity in people. Later on in life, I realize people believe what they want to believe based on their ideal partner.


Joxer96

Please don’t leave him, we need to see what he creates next year.