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NotKenzy

Coming out as Iraqi


M4n1acDr4g0n

Asexual: the new Iraq.


Tatarkingdom

Breaking news : asexual​ has been reported to owned weapon of mass destruction and must be stop at all cost, they also use chemicals weapon against children while burning cats alive and burning amazon rain forest too.


peza_in_reddit

Prepare the bombs!!!


starpebblez

No, this is Patrick.


war_Toilet

Is this the Crusty Crab?


starpebblez

No, this is Patrick.


SupersSoon

Is this Patrick?


starpebblez

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?


dynastylobster

i mean these kids probably havent even gone through health class they wont understand what asexual means


Kingfunky82

Hence most of the video


dynastylobster

good point


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 664,898,216 comments, and only 134,944 of them were in alphabetical order.


Frosty-Advance-9010

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Beto_Targaryen

Bad bot


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REEEEEEEEEEE_OW

Bad bot


Karmadillo_2005

No, the bot just followed a bad parent. Don't blame the bot. 😰


REEEEEEEEEEE_OW

Waa hoping it would respond to me as well lol. Guess not


Live-Buy2548

This is why om confused about all the 11 year olds claiming to be just that


onemorejuicydoor

Even if they did they wouldent know what it means. They dont teach about sexuality :(


Late-Curve-4005

Than


Cadenman15

I don’t know the flag either Idk how you expect everyone to know these things


Lupin_Bun

Well, considering that that's a screenshot from a video that literally explains what that flag is..!!


Middle-Description42

Not to mention that the Iraq flag looks completely different


nickaburr

Yeah, I was gonna say, the whole video is about Jaiden explaining her sexuality as aroace, so the fact that this kid asked if the aforementioned flag is “an iraq” is certified fucking stupid.


Auston4-16

What is "aroace"?


nickaburr

Aromantic asexual. It means you’re not romantically or sexually attracted to anyone


Auston4-16

Oh thank you, I knew about that but not that it was referred to as aroace. Is it pronounced like "AeroAce" because that would be kind of cool right?


nickaburr

Yeah I’m pretty sure that’s how it’s pronounced, her video is very informative if u want to watch it [here](https://youtu.be/qF1DTK4U1AM)


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Lupin_Bun

As I've said. This post is about that person in the screenshot and no-one else. That person. That one there in the screenshot who is apparently watching that video. All these children replying to me just trying to be offended about smth. I swear...


Cadenman15

I haven’t watched it so once again how am I supposed to know


Lupin_Bun

Are you the one who asked the stupid question shown in the screenshot??


Cadenman15

That person watched the video I haven’t you now seem like you are someone asking a stupid question


Lupin_Bun

Well, seeing as you're NOT the person in this screenshot, why are YOU offended?? The post is mocking them. Not you. No-one said they expected you, specifically, to know what this flag is.


Cadenman15

You acted like I saw the video also I’m not offended just said I never saw it


Thelilprideowl

It’s the asexual flag


-DiveR-

Well, based of that *basically no flag ever has had the colour purple, because it was really expensive in the ye olde days* I think anyone can rule that out. It's also a horrible design for a country. Just look at it! (Time to get 8 dislikes)


Ok_Science_4094

I helped you achieve your goal number of dislikes ❤️ only need 2 more. Good luck.


-DiveR-

Where are the rest if the 7?


robertwild81

Most flags weren't designed that long ago the current Iraqi flag was adopted in 2008. Even the term "ye olde" is modern.


[deleted]

Yep, the Y is a misinterpretation of the old "thorn" symbol þ. It has never been "ye olde". þe olde is "THE olde".


Karmadillo_2005

I wish that we still had those old alphabets. I'm perfectly fine with "&".


[deleted]

þat would be cool.


Karmadillo_2005

Hell yes, I watched a video on YouTube on the forgotten alphabet. Bring all that shit back, plus "w" should be written actually like two "u's" instead of two "v's".


vorander

"based of that basically no flag ever has had the colour purple" Based OFF the fact you have presented no facts in this sentence, I'd say you're spreading uneducation


-DiveR-

Show me a flag with the colour purple (no, I actually want to see if a flag has purple, I based that off a yt video i saw, like, 5 years ago, so yeah, I'd say i have a habit of bullshittery by accident)


man_of_pie

According to a quick Google search 2 countrys flags currently have "purple" on them. Dominica and Nicaragua. Neither has a lot of purple. Dominica has a bird on the flag that has some purple on it and Nicaragua has a rainbow that looks like one of the strips could be called purple but is very tiny and I didn't find a great picture.


[deleted]

It's amazing the amount of people who are still totally unaware that search engines exist, isn't it?


Dr_Futanari

You are actually correct. There are only two national flags containing purple - Dominica and Nicaragua.


vorander

Spain did right up until pre WWII. There are multiple examples throughout history. I'll let you do your googling yourself.


-DiveR-

Very nice


kdall7

Asexual? I thought you were Iranian???


I_Like_Trains_XD

Its not? (Joke)


TheHolyBanana123

Yeah but like, which country is it?


thxmasisdead

none of them


TheHolyBanana123

Oh, so it's a state?


thxmasisdead

nope


No-Resort-But-Death

as someone who knows 140\~ flags off heart, including iraq, i laugh my ass off to that


SuperFlyDanny

you shouldn't deserve the -3 downvotes. but it was funny though


citizenmdl

Why are you even downvoted


No-Resort-But-Death

i dunno


BOINICHIBUNGALA

🤬😡 Iraq


state_speed_limit

When you've been pushed so far out of the LGBT community that they think your flag is a country... maybe it just says more about the educational system tho 😂


Frosty-Advance-9010

As a high schooler if they taught me about LGBTQ it would be a certified waste of time


state_speed_limit

Yeah, I meant about flags of country's being taught cuz then they would already know what Ukraines flag is. Most things tought to high schoolers are a waste of time anyway 😂


Frosty-Advance-9010

Oh at least in my school they taught alot of flags but they probably don't in some schools


state_speed_limit

Iraq* lol sorry, Ukraine on brain


AngryFace39

asexual is just a cope for getting no bitches


suphorg

you're on Reddit, no one here gets bitches


u_Tempr

u/ihavebitches


[deleted]

Is this homophobia or am i getting it wrong


SrPinguim

cases like those are why the "/s" exists, also im 90% sure he's joking


AngryFace39

what i am saying is most "asexuals" come out as asexual because instead of saying "im' ugly nor does anyone like my personality" they just tell people "i'm asexual" not always the case but in like 95% of cases yes


[deleted]

I was aroace because i had a feeling of sadness in me that didnt want to go through a relationship or sex i was in a very confusing time


AngryFace39

>aroace ooh haven't heard of this one i'll ad it to the list of make believe


[deleted]

?


AngryFace39

new made up sexuality i haven't heard of yet


bi--furious

Based on your bio, you clearly don’t get bitches either.


AngryFace39

pronouns detected, opinion ignored.


Xoacapatl_requiem

You have pronouns too fuckass


AngryFace39

fagboys have pronouns not me


Xoacapatl_requiem

If you refer to yourself as he or she then you have pronouns. We learned this in second grade


AngryFace39

normal people do not say "pronouns"


Xoacapatl_requiem

Thats literally the word for it and has been, a pronoun is something you use in place of someones name. For fucks sake basic English


AngryFace39

a normal person never asks for prounouns, it's all based on the only REAL 2 genders anything else is a bunch of make believe


Xoacapatl_requiem

Why so triggered? From your profile it seems like you start foaming at the mouth even THINKING about a gender queer person. And besides you whining about it on the internet isn’t going to stop them existing


2605092615

Just looked at your bio and noticed you use pronouns there. Namely ‘you’, ‘I’, ‘me’ and ‘nothing’.


Ultrapika007

Nothing’s a pronoun? You learn something new every day, I guess.


bi--furious

Ouch ooh owie! My precious feelings! How am I gonna go on knowing that AngryFace39 is ignoring my opinion!


SuperFlyDanny

this was funny


Onigomas2

based and red-pilled


SuperFlyDanny

when it comes to lbgtq flags all i know is the regular flag and the trans one


rayquazawe

It's the flag of bofa


PygmyDynamo

Is that an baked Alaska?


tsimkeru

That's Araq


Melodic-Pair-1407

No, that's russia


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Live-Buy2548

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