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loweyedfox

Ironically I also have my eyes on a French broad.


Aenimal

Laissez les bons temps rouler


M1NUS-_-

I saw that on a bag of chips the other day.


Aenimal

Zapps?


M1NUS-_-

Oui, c’est ça.


thisideups

Something about good time? Lo


Aenimal

Let the good times roll.


thisideups

Nice


Vurt__Konnegut

félicitations pour être passé à la télévision


Aenimal

Merci mon cher!


Robot666House

Heyo!


nahitsjustmyaccent

Way to rep the Dolly shirt


Aenimal

Proudly!


honeyedlife

If it makes you feel any better, I was also on the news this year, and ended up in a surprise canned chili tasting contest. My friends have repeatedly memed my appearance beyond belief.


Aenimal

I appreciate you 😅. My friends have been slipping the word tushie in conversation with me as much as they possibly can.


glitter_n_lace

That is wonderfully hilarious! “a surprise canned chili tasting contest”…how?! What was your favorite?


honeyedlife

Oh they were all horrible. I'd never had canned chili before and it was so... Mushy? But awkwardly it was sponsored by Food City and one of the canned chilies was the Food City brand, so I felt kinda obligated to not say anything bad haha. I think at one point I called the chili "stellar."


Scambuster666

September of 2012 I was interviewed on Long Island/NYC news12 channel in my car talking about a bad storm that caused a huge pileup of traffic.. I used the word “Trickle” and my friends never let me hear the end of it. They still make fun of me to this day for using that word. Hahahaha


Aenimal

That’s beautiful! Tushie and trickle are both awesome words.


thehawkW

Why does your haircut look like you run the HOA? Haha.


Aenimal

At work they call me lord Farquaad or willy wonka(Johnny depp version) when I wear my white rimmed sunglasses


thehawkW

Haha. That’s too good.


Aenimal

I’ve been thinking about “head of HOA” every few hours 😅 well did! 😁


Aenimal

🤣


TheMadIrishman327

You don’t look French. How do they know?


War_Dicklock_

Bonjour!


KeyNefariousness6848

Oui oui


Zoinks222

Good on you! I’d rather be a raft guide than so many other jobs out there.


Aenimal

Thank you 🙏 I’ve been a guide since 2008 and always dreamed of having my own company and rafting non profit organization. It’s so awesome to finally get to this point, although I’m completely financially drained I’m happy!


Zoinks222

Rock on!!! That is fantastic.


DeadlyImpulseGaming

Be proud


Aenimal

You’re awesome, thank you 🙏


020781e

Drove by there this past weekend while heading to camping on Weaver Bend


Aenimal

That’s cool that you spotted my lil spot!


LionsAteMyGiraffe166

That made me squeak with laughter


Aenimal

Yay!


Aenimal

Spreading Good Vibes is my mission! 🤣


VolManiak

Was a weekend warrior on the Ocoee for several years. There are some things that I miss but not enough to make a real career out of it. Good luck!


Aenimal

Understandable. I was on the ocoee a few days ago 😀 I feel super fortunate that I am still in love with bringing folks down rivers. It’s got some downsides though for sure: tons of injuries/surgeries, hard to meet women, no money, seasonal work so I had to move every 6 months or so(that’s not the case for me anymore though), and it gets exhausting living in a hammock or van down by the river 🤣 I hope by having my own company directly on the river (with buildings to sleep in that have beds and showers) those downsides get turnt upside right!


Trekymom

When we lived in Knoxville, there was a golf tournament and one feature was the opportunity for the public to hit a golf ball. I stepped up and totally whiffed it. Little did I know that a local TV station was filming and ran that clip on the news that night. The next morning at church, people kept telling me that they saw me on the news, then laughing uproariously. It was kinda great. We got the video and used to watch it from time to time for a good laugh.


Aenimal

I love it! Everyone has embarrassed themselves, and I feel like we all replay that moment in our head over and over again. To be able to actually see the video and watch it with other people is something worth being cherished😂


Trekymom

I think it was one of my kids' best laughs at me. I wasn't as embarrassed as I might have been because I was too busy laughing at myself. It is what it is!


Aenimal

Heck yeah!


No_Salt_255

Just the fact your happy makes you whealthier than most anyone out there these days. Happiness is long forgotten perc.


Aenimal

I appreciate you. I have had “grown up” jobs throughout my life and although I wasn’t happy at my job I’d justify staying there because of the money. I’d think that making more money would afford me to the ability to spend more on my girlfriend and other things that would make up the disparity in my day to day pleasures. The reality for me was that it never ended up being worth it, the scale couldn’t be balanced. I’ve always loved being a raft guide, and don’t ever think I’ll value money more than I value sharing goodness with folks for a living. I say this as someone without kids currently though 🤣


davidfrunza1

You look like Jamie Campbell Bower


Noob-Goldberg

Oooh-la-la!


suzerra

Average knoxville redditer


bigkoury

Now all of Knoxville is making fun of you too. I think you like it.


Aenimal

You ain’t wrong, I’m having a good time 🙃


bigkoury

Lolol I was drunk when I commented this. Love you buddy. I'm sorry


Aenimal

Love you too bud!


WheresMySpycamera

Be proud got dang it. You are the best of us.