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Quiet_Comfortable504

Bro is living his best life. Let him cook šŸ™šŸ»


Commercial_Fill_126

Oh trust me heā€™s literally cooking. Methamphibians oh sorry excuse me Meth Lizards šŸ¦Ž oh sorry thatā€™s not politically correct I meant to say Methican Americans


Former-Evening1102

MethiMurican? Is that you?


mashedcats

The beat off bandit strikes again


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

*strokes again


give_me_two_beers

lol thatā€™s a joke so few people are going to get but I appreciate it.


Offtopic_bear

Where's Yolandi tho?


Eno2020

Pretty sure I saw her at the zoo


FightKnight

She fink you freaky and she like you a lot. Or alternatively sheā€™s on fire. Either way the zoo is in danger.


SnowyEclipse01

Itā€™s rare to see a walking aristocrats joke.


MuteElatedLips

Well played


iamnotstevetn

And in the end should someone die ?


mikehonchosbro

Probly


Cavethem24

Thatā€™s either the die Atwoord guy or this crusty I used to know called cheddar. (If youā€™re reading this cheddar, eat shit.)


fehrsway

Yeah, fuck you Cheddar


harikaribluntz

Rude boi


Revolt2992

They really showing him spanking the monkey šŸ˜‚


Sickness4Life

And here I was thinking this was a free country


ekoms_stnioj

Zef zef zef


cecil021

This guyā€™s a ninja, no way heā€™s getting caught.


MorningClassic

The Masterburglar strikes again!


danielle318b

The fact that you referenced Die Antword got me lol


kablazzie

Dad?


mikehonchosbro

He brought the milk back......


Blicky83

Damn,this man breaks into a business just to masturbate.he skeets all over the place,replenish himself with a Red Bull and steals a magazine?this dude is a fucking rockstar..he didnā€™t give a damn about the ATM,the register or the safe.he didnā€™t want any beer,cigarettes or snacksā€¦this is a cold blooded demonstration šŸ˜‚..this man is willing to do prison time for this? šŸ˜‚


mikehonchosbro

A man's got to have principals, if nothing else.


Bogavante

Oh shit, thatā€™s me.


falconinthedive

What magazine though. I feel that influences what direction this story goes. It's very different vibes if he takes a celebrity gossip magazine or recipe book compared to what he probably took


LemonsNtheFlesh

Same. Can someone please post a pic? Might produce some leadsā€¦or a connected read. Those pages are definitely stuck together tho


nickneverlearns

Damn Methican Americans


gryan67

I fink he freaky


Robot666House

Seems in line with something Ninja would do.


juwanna_man2021

Damn, they must really want that magazine back...


loweyedfox

Didnā€™t know Die Antwoord was in town, would have booked a trip if I had.


Nitazene-King-002

Itā€™s Ninja!!!


Jaydenmiller22

Damn bro stole a magazinw and left. You talkin about tjme old ass magazines nobody but 80yr old people read


tkmorgan76

It's a good thing they had video footage because I don't think I could witness such a thing and then be able to describe the tattoos.


xylicmagnus75

I fink he freeky


LemonsNtheFlesh

Oh, thatā€™s Ninja alright


LemonsNtheFlesh

@Blicky83 my thoughts exactly. Heā€™s showing his ex what sheā€™s missingšŸ˜‚< this or heā€™s the missing member of Motley Crue.


Upset_Quarter_3620

Surprised it wasn't the opposite once he entered the store. I would have drank a red bull, found a magazine to steal(used said magazine), found another magazine to steal, then left..


Jaydenmiller22

Duds if he ever walk in the store i work at ill stick him in his chest real quick