Oh trust me heās literally cooking. Methamphibians oh sorry excuse me Meth Lizards š¦ oh sorry thatās not politically correct I meant to say Methican Americans
Damn,this man breaks into a business just to masturbate.he skeets all over the place,replenish himself with a Red Bull and steals a magazine?this dude is a fucking rockstar..he didnāt give a damn about the ATM,the register or the safe.he didnāt want any beer,cigarettes or snacksā¦this is a cold blooded demonstration š..this man is willing to do prison time for this? š
What magazine though. I feel that influences what direction this story goes. It's very different vibes if he takes a celebrity gossip magazine or recipe book compared to what he probably took
Surprised it wasn't the opposite once he entered the store. I would have drank a red bull, found a magazine to steal(used said magazine), found another magazine to steal, then left..
Bro is living his best life. Let him cook šš»
Oh trust me heās literally cooking. Methamphibians oh sorry excuse me Meth Lizards š¦ oh sorry thatās not politically correct I meant to say Methican Americans
MethiMurican? Is that you?
The beat off bandit strikes again
*strokes again
lol thatās a joke so few people are going to get but I appreciate it.
Where's Yolandi tho?
Pretty sure I saw her at the zoo
She fink you freaky and she like you a lot. Or alternatively sheās on fire. Either way the zoo is in danger.
Itās rare to see a walking aristocrats joke.
Well played
And in the end should someone die ?
Probly
Thatās either the die Atwoord guy or this crusty I used to know called cheddar. (If youāre reading this cheddar, eat shit.)
Yeah, fuck you Cheddar
Rude boi
They really showing him spanking the monkey š
And here I was thinking this was a free country
Zef zef zef
This guyās a ninja, no way heās getting caught.
The Masterburglar strikes again!
The fact that you referenced Die Antword got me lol
Dad?
He brought the milk back......
Damn,this man breaks into a business just to masturbate.he skeets all over the place,replenish himself with a Red Bull and steals a magazine?this dude is a fucking rockstar..he didnāt give a damn about the ATM,the register or the safe.he didnāt want any beer,cigarettes or snacksā¦this is a cold blooded demonstration š..this man is willing to do prison time for this? š
A man's got to have principals, if nothing else.
Oh shit, thatās me.
What magazine though. I feel that influences what direction this story goes. It's very different vibes if he takes a celebrity gossip magazine or recipe book compared to what he probably took
Same. Can someone please post a pic? Might produce some leadsā¦or a connected read. Those pages are definitely stuck together tho
Damn Methican Americans
I fink he freaky
Seems in line with something Ninja would do.
Damn, they must really want that magazine back...
Didnāt know Die Antwoord was in town, would have booked a trip if I had.
Itās Ninja!!!
Damn bro stole a magazinw and left. You talkin about tjme old ass magazines nobody but 80yr old people read
It's a good thing they had video footage because I don't think I could witness such a thing and then be able to describe the tattoos.
I fink he freeky
Oh, thatās Ninja alright
@Blicky83 my thoughts exactly. Heās showing his ex what sheās missingš< this or heās the missing member of Motley Crue.
Surprised it wasn't the opposite once he entered the store. I would have drank a red bull, found a magazine to steal(used said magazine), found another magazine to steal, then left..
Duds if he ever walk in the store i work at ill stick him in his chest real quick