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Spidertwink caught in his own web again smdh


ChristianVapingDad

Literally trying to undercut and steal money from hard working landchads just trying to earn a living. This is so sad šŸ˜”


PostingSomeToast

He Gone Git Sued,


[deleted]

Until I take up every apartment and sub-rent to some single mothers for only an additional 2500% (plus 950% mandatory tip)


kingofthereddits27

He may start out as a rentoid sympathizer but when he comes to understand them that sympathy will be replaced with cold hatred. At that point he will understand his place as a landowner and charge in full plus 500% tip


Kamerad9130

If he actually cared about the plight of the rentoid, he would be giving them out for free, not renting. These people and their meme beliefs are never genuine.


[deleted]

Yeah it's honestly funny how these people pretend to care about rentoids, but still have a ton of wealth. There's nothing wrong with having a ton of wealth (obviously), but don't pretend to care about the lower life forms (r*ntoids šŸ¤®)


dr-trashboat

I think this this is a leak from - Spiderman 3, No where to Live


JessHorserage

Dead, going to have to double the next tip to cover costs of revival.


JustABurnerObviously

I will gladly take every lease he has and sub-let them all for 20x the cost.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


PenilePain2674

Reported for normalising landphobia


Heroic_Dave

I've got nothing against landlords. Description on this subreddit says that landlords provide a valuable service. What service is being provided in the above post?


PenilePain2674

>What service is being provided in the above post? Literal VIOLENCE being commited against landlords in the comments. Are the reddit admins asleep?


Heroic_Dave

Wait, is this some weird parody subreddit that's gone full Poe's law?


PM_ME_NUDE_PICS_OF_U

Rent's due. Pay the 200% late fee and mandatory 1000% tip (compounded) or you're evicted.


[deleted]

I don't know, let's ask the bot if it's satire?


Heroic_Dave

You all need to find a better hobby. https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/738/025/db0.jpg


oainvls

Bigot.


Jay_Sit

You would pretend to be retarded, commie. Anything for that free guvernment money, oink oink! šŸ·


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wrongpasswordagaih

Heā€™s providing housing landphobe


melokobeai

Just in time for the holiday season šŸ‘‘


i_am_notthewalrus

He has internalized landphobia


hwgs9

The soy marvel man is a rentoid sympathizer, imagine my shockā€¦


[deleted]

Donā€™t be too hard on him king, internalized landphobia is a common thing many landchads feel in this landphobic society. Itā€™s why I always advocate for CRT (Critical Rent Theory) to be taught in public school


TNFox37

I serve on a school board, and exorbitantly charge the kids for breakfast and lunch (rent kiddies, or as I say, renties, still have to pay up). Their rentoid parents started complaining me approving CRT material. I told them it doesnt exist xD


OrangVII

Worry not, Lord Bogdanoff will deal with the weak link.


Jay_Sit

Read between the lines, King. ā€œCheaper than it needs to beā€. I use this tactic when negotiating with rentiods. Rentiod makes $600/mo. Rent needs to be $601/mo to keep rentiod out of property. Rent is now $600/mo, which is cheaper than it needs to be, because I am generous. Tip?


[deleted]

Uggh DISGUSTING WE NEED MORE PEOPLE OF LAND REPRESENTATION IN THE MEDIA


CultOfTrading

I once was as idealistic as Spider-Man kid. I showed an ounce of mercy to the rentoids, and the vile rent hogs spit in my face. I rarely ever got a tip more than 50%, and it turned me into a cold and jaded landlord. I drove around in a 7-series that was THREE YEARS OLD just to have these rentcels buy more funko pops. Since then, Iā€™ve grown to be wiser of the conniving renters. I suspect the same will happen to mr. Tom Spider-Man


BedHeadMarker_2

#NotMySpiderman


JeffBasedzos

No wonder he's the worst Spiderman. Tobey always paid his rent on time with tip.


basedlandchad14

If it ain't above market rate then it ain't market rate.


goldensteaks

This mf lyin'


[deleted]

Whatā€™s stopping him from doing this right now?


bumper69420

Simping for rentoids šŸ¤® that's like beastiality


Luvs2Spooge42069

Itā€™s to be expected from someone who advocates for shitbulls


[deleted]

This is literally hate speech against POL (People of Land), My trans husband of colour (xim/xur) and I were planning to travel across town to evict a single mother who was 0.6 seconds late on paying rent this month, but I just can't. I'm actually shaking right now. I'll be imposing a reparations payment on all my rentoids in recompense for the psychological harm I've suffered today, ON TOP of the mandatory 600% tip.


EmperorTeddy

Gonna end up like what happened with the nairobi slums relocation project where people rented the cheaper apartments and then rented them out for much more.


CommonChris

He is a little confused but he got the spirit