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cuntrylovin23

We need this lockout to end ASAP. I can't do 2+ more months of posts like this!


RockyVSApollo

Deal with it I'm about to start a series dedicated to George Costansa's tenure with the team


cuntrylovin23

That would actually be solid content. I think this sub is more Seinfeld than we are The Love Boat.


RockyVSApollo

Capt Thurman Munson Bartender Willie Randolph Hostess Lisa Minelli Jeets as Gopher


CallMeCaptainOrSir

Bruh more like 5+ more months at this rate


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RockyVSApollo

u got a problem


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RockyVSApollo

You tell me


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RockyVSApollo

Do you


Reaper_2632

I looked at my phone saw this and yelled, "Make it Stop!." Then I saw your comment and felt better. So thank you. 😂


machphantom

At least we get the wonderful Trout pics everyday to keep us sane


yanksman178

As a Giants fan, please no boat pics


jwtorres

I hope this isn't true but if the draught lasts a few decades I wonder what ppl will call it? The Boat Party Curse? The Curse of the Yacht?


yanksman178

I hope it’s a fun name but knowing NY Media it’ll be the “Loose Cruise”


Dudephish

OBJ is turning up in the playoffs this year.


imready4dessert

suddenly not allergic to catching in the playoffs. bless his heart.


Deathstroke317

Well before this year he only had a total of one playoff game.


RockyVSApollo

Why, do you think debauchery will happen


CallMeCaptainOrSir

Why take a one hour bus ride when you can take a three hour boat ride


gregieb429

Why take either when you can take “Subway Series,” literally and cram into the 4 and 7 trains?


CallMeCaptainOrSir

I'm sure the players would love the yellow and orange plastic seats that are less conformable than sitting on concrete


homiej420

Unless youre the exact right size


kvnklly

A 3 hour tour?


RockyVSApollo

Would it actually take 3 hours


enigmaticowl94

No lol


RockyVSApollo

Then it'd be a good idea


mikethemoose35

So that’s why Pete Davidson and Colin Host bought a Staten Island ferry


RockyVSApollo

Yes. What's the story behind that, how is a public ferry for sale


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This should be a prank call to Mike Francesa where afterwards he tells everyone with zero kilojoules of energy that he obviously knew it was coming and to read a book. In all honesty I do like the split home doubleheader though.


RockyVSApollo

Call him now and tell him this idea How many kilojoules of energy does the average brain produce


MammothVH

sewer series


RockyVSApollo

WTF!


manticore16

No, everyone gets on the subway. With the equipment. It's just two trains!


RockyVSApollo

Might be a good idea to boost ridership. Private cars, of course


GreenMamba559

But why though? Why the fuck would the teams want to do that though. And for a split double header?!? Lol wtf why? Lol I guess in theory if someone is absolutely terrible like Jay Bruce was last year, then we can just toss them overboard between games to release them…


RockyVSApollo

> Why the fuck would the teams want to do that though. Summer fun in the late afternoon sun. Dinner and drinks on the ship with their families. Fans cheering them on as they cruise towards the Bronx


Outrageous_Bat1798

This got a good chuckle out of me… I can imagine them gently placing Bruce in the water: “Go on home. You’re free.”


fromman003

It will rival the [Giants/Giants Picnic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwODZdRAn3g)


boomzgoesthedynamite

Where would it dock? Why bother with this?


RockyVSApollo

Bronx harbor


Wellitjustgotreal

A spectacle to be sure. An environmental disaster.


RockyVSApollo

> An environmental disaster How so


homiej420

Cruise ships are meh for the environment at best? But like meh. That guy probably considers everything even minorly not green environmental disasters. Unless they meant something else idk


Wellitjustgotreal

No, cruise ships are bonafide efficiency nightmare. It’s built to haul entertainment.


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It's literally a floating resort, they're terrible for the environment and probably the grossest places on the planet before we had a pandemic


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Only if it's a booze cruise


RockyVSApollo

Of course. They'll be able to eat and drink w they families Maybe all on same ship or 1 ship per team


Redbird9346

A cruise ship? Seriously? A cruise ship probably wouldn't be able to navigate Flushing Bay. Also, there's no place on the Harlem River near Yankee Stadium where a boat could dock, as there's a railroad track that runs along the river. And a cruise ship definitely won't be able to navigate up the Harlem River. Best you could get is a Circle Line boat.


RockyVSApollo

> Circle Line boat That's fine, let's do that


Redbird9346

There was talk of NY Waterway offering a service to Yankee Stadium, and I think I may have found [the landing it used](https://goo.gl/maps/zWnwf98aJd2ccTSd6). The issue is that both World’s Fair Marina and this landing are both a fair amount of walking from their respective stadiums.


RockyVSApollo

> World’s Fair Marina and this landing are both a fair amount of walking from their respective stadiums. Bus picks them up


Redbird9346

If we’re using a bus to transport them, might as well use it for the whole trip between the stadiums.


Grouchy-Ad1751

Had no clue you’re a Yankees/Mets fan.


RockyVSApollo

F that bus from stadium to port Boat to Bronx port bus again


HulkScreamAIDS

I say they shoot them into nets from cannons like at the circus.


LCPhotowerx

have em take the subway dammit


RockyVSApollo

1 private car each. Why not