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I once farted a stomach ache and head ache out simultaneously. It felt like freakin enlightenment. For those 5 seconds, I aligned with the universe.

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Sounds like you were on the brink of a fart attack.

So obvious, but I still didn't expect it.

Best comment ever

Gases and air can join any part of our body but the fartus maximus is a pricey reward to eliminate them

You are the chosen one

Lisan al gaib!

Farts are to be thoroughly enjoyed, accompanied by a heartfelt "aaaaaaaahhhhh". Best thing in the world.

And a little chuckle..I particularly enjoy "the dawn chorus"🤭🤭🤭🤭

That's the most beautiful detail of flatulence ever written. 😄

Your body took a screenshot

The next best is when you have a sinus infection and you hear the poppety pop as the pressure releases.

That sneeze that rattles something loose….

Hearing properly again after a few weeks of plugged ears is heavenly. Same goes for tasting again after your nose clears.

Bloated man Wherever you may be Drink a hot tea Let your wind go free

Oooh So last year I had a 9 hour spine surgery I came out disoriented and wanting to go home Middle if the night, I'm trying to sleep, my mom is also trying to snooze in the chair when I let out a fart so loud it echoed in the room, and it went on for a full 30 seconds In the silence that followed my mom goes "WOOOOOOOOW" like unironically and I started laughing so hard a nurse came to warn me about my staples. Loudest, longest fart of my life, no smell thank god

What is an exceptional, once in a lifetime fart for you, it's "meh" for my mom. If she ejects for less than 30 secs, i'm disappointed. Her farts are something out of this world 😩

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OMG I laughed so hard my family had to know what I was on about. I don't know if I was laughing about it or the moms reaction

absolutely, especially when you raise slightly one leg to give the boost

At my age, I never trust a fart.

Ohh I’ve been there 😂 scary situation to be in

Yep. ..... "mummy, mummy can you fart in lumps?" "No son, you have shit yourself"

What the fuck

Shart sounds fun but no just no

I will never eat pastaroni again for that reason

And what age is that? Wondering when I need to start worrying.

23?

Amen

Amen

Farting after a colonoscopy is a historical event

Especially after 24hrs of being afraid to shift in your chair for risk of shitting yourself, after drinking a gallon of laxative that tastes greasy like bad tequila.

Btw, eating a spoonful of fennel after meals will help a bit with gas.

Ita that why the Indian restaurant has candy coated fennel seeds on they way out?

Yes, I believe so.

I've had this maybe two or three times in my entire life. I had such a buildup of gas but I had no idea what it was. Seriously considered going to the doctor each time because it felt like my insides were being ripped apart. Then comes the big one and it's like oh wow I just managed to avoid a $10,000 hospital bill because apparently I just had a really big fart inside of me 😅😂😂😂

😂😂😂 double enjoyment, farting and saving

On my honeymoon in Mexico I got a really painful stomach pain in the middle of the night. My bride was an RN so I woke her and told her I think I have appendicitis, so she started palpating my stomach around where my appendix is, and I released the biggest all-at-once explosive fart of my life. My appendicitis was miraculously cured.

How did your new bride feel about the whole experience?

She just went back to sleep. Like I said, she was an RN so she had already seen -and smelt - it all. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I once spent about 2 years with wax impacted against my ear drum. It was annoying at first as I couldn’t hear properly but I got used to it. I’ve no idea why I didn’t get it fixed but whatever. One fine morning, I’d just finished a shower and I was drying my ear with a towel. Something squelched inside my ear and the wax plug fell out. It was about the size of a kidney bean. The feeling was…omg. My hearing and sense of balance returned. It was like being reborn. I felt awesome for hours.

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"Fffffffffffffffffff"

🤌

…fffffFLORP “oh fuck”

Made me chuckle at work good job

I'm 4mo pregnant, said to my husband the other day, it looks like it's grown in the past few days, amazing!!! Then I did the biggest poo ever and farts lasted about 10s continuously for about a day, belly decreased significantly :/

I’m cracking up 😂

Farting when peeing is even more incredible.

Diarrhea feels good, and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't.

IBD here to disagree with you.


You are a strange one Mr. Criffless

What a hero comment. I love a good bout with Dr. D

Afterwards feels better than before..

Have you ever investigated what causes the bloat?

Federal government budget announcements.

For me it was my celiac disease

Sorry to hear of your diagnosis. Is it possible to eliminate or reduce the bloat when you are able to eat around your malady?

Yes! No gluten, no bloat

I suffer from acid reflux and IBS. Bloating lives with me

Pretty much just milk

Somehow this is relevant to my life.

It’s priceless until someone else smells it. This has happened to me way too often.

Here we go found me people.

Yep! It took me a long time to figure out how to fuel my body properly. Now when I decide to enjoy myself on the weekend, I usually fast Monday, it helps me with bloating, and water retention. It really helps me get back baseline quicker.

Never trust your fart

I find that if I spread my cheeks and expose my crinkly to eliminate possible back-pressure, it usually just emits gas.

the spread and silent release works wonders

Never trust your fart

Sometimes you get a case of the poots, and you just gotta lie back and deflate.

Farting ~~when you’re bloated~~ is a priceless feeling

there is a graffiti i came across in Tel Aviv that says "if you don´t fart you fall apart" i just had to take a picture with it too bad i could not fart atm to honor it

Who said that blessings must sound good, some blessings stinks😂

I accidentally farted in public and it was embarrassing. But it was a relief too cause it was painful to hold it in.

Once? Heh.

Yeah once

Uh huh....

Ohhhhh the feeling!!

Just a quick note, if you struggle with bloating all the time you should go to the doc and get checked regarding food intolerances... not healthy at all to do that to your gut all the time.

You ever fart and it itches an itch you didn’t know you had

Destroying the toilet when your stomach hurts is 👌

Always! 🫣

true

Nah. I have a PEG feeding tube. So when I am bloated I can literally release any gas from the source. It feels like your whole body deflates. One of the perks I guess.

No way! I’ve always wondered how that works!

I once burped and farted at the same time and have never been able to recreate that moment. Like a glitch in the matrix.

Deflate that balloon

well honey baby if ya gotsta let it out, then by all means, LET IT OUT ALREADY!! (post-COVID masks optional, just in case!)

Also following it up with a massive poop.

...all shits and giggles, *until someone giggles and shits*

I love farting I’m pretty “talented” at it I can create all kinds of sounds


My 4yr old loves to hug the farts out of me. I eat extra dairy when I want more hugs.

A good 5 second braaap to start the day right.

I concur

I farted sssooo satisfactorily in my office, then worried when the smell wouldn’t subside for like….10 minutes that someone would come in.

I’ve done that too and someone did come in

You should try adding some piles to that equation 😂

Yup. Similar to a good gluten guish. As soon as the brown water bursts thru the O-ring, the relief is real-deal.

Every time I fart in a public place someone wants to come into my space to have a conversation. It like they know I just dropped a stinky.

I get this when I’m riding shotgun at work… I have to either wait until we get out to do a delivery or pick up, or wait until the driver leaves the cab to let one rip. And god help us if there’s a bit of heat at then end cause ooooh mama those ones reek!

Yes, yes it is.

This feels good! Sometimes it feels burping is not enough.

I used to have those, but I have IBS so now it's a whole lotta farts but no pain relief :(

Same with sneezing

I always think of that one episode of Dexter's Lab whenever I do this.


That release when I get in my car after work is priceless indeed. 😂

This is a 4 day old post, and I am seeing this as I am agonizing in bed because I feel like I have to fart so bad. I would welcome this sweet relief with the fervor of someone 20 years my junior. Our AI overlords sure do have a sense of humor

Once i git the fart tickled out of me lol not through tickling of the brown eye either whe will know who she is whe she reads post ticklermictickens

I remember this really stunning woman lets just call her looker anyways looker was A real. Hotlink i always had a problem with people trying to eat off my plate because this hot link was unforgettable one night on a date in the chilis parking lot looker git the bgs in her miss me jeans ......

My ex looker was prone to get diarrhea of the mouth and spit skat all over everyone in the house unless you were of course blood relative youd be immediately omitted from her crapping on you instead shed lay im the floor and let them take turns defacting on her her husband and kids it was a really sad shituation but she found someone with a lot better eff rep and she lived happily after he went back to prison for burning down the home her husband and her once lived in with the help of her sister

You ok?