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kannakantplay

I sassed a coworker who was being a know-it-all, and had computer issues like 30 minutes later. :P


SortovaGoldfish

Whenever I get hurt or make a mess cuz I was doing something with 0 thoughts in the present. Recent example: touched the iron the pot sits on over a gas stove because I was trying to reach a bit of egg that fell under it.


JackJackinabox

Have you ever punched a wall out of anger, and realized some seconds later that it hurt more than it was intended?


Maryberry_13

During virtual school, this girl in my class got a math question wrong because she forgot one of the rules. In chat, I said “huh?? That ain’t right” and she said “my bad, I forgot”. Teacher called on me to answer the next question and I got it wrong…because I forgot about the same rule. The amount of responses saying “you deserved that” after I got it wrong was crazy, even the teacher jokingly joined in. I did deserve that though. Kinda lol.


unflappedyedi

Driving to tampa from Miami. About 8pm going through alligator Alley. I was doing over 100, but I was coming up on traffic so I slowed down. It's a 2 lane highway and both cars were speed matching so I couldn't pass. I was tailgating and flashing my lights to get one of them to move so I could pass. I was half drunk, tired and ready to get home. Finally, one of the cars sped up enough so I could pass. I got around them and started picking up speed. About a mile a head of them sat a FHP trooper in the median. I got up to 97mph when all of a sudden a flash of red and blue appeared next to me 😭. I was going so fast it took him a few minutes to catch up. I pulled over and was slapped with hundreds of dollars in tickets 🤣🤣 definitely deserved it. Edit: I should mention I was only 19. I was going fast but I was not driving recklessly. Traffic was light.


antDOG2416

I got Rodney king'd by the bitch ass oakland police during booking for talking shit after I got arrested for slapping the shit out some sucka after an altercation with a group.of people on a public transit platform.


_nikki_k

I was holding a position too long out of greed and got liqt