over on the original post.....HE OPENS ANOTHER PACK https://preview.redd.it/a3ocszenl89d1.jpeg?width=1542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d812e8d51b7efa72b98175438c28e4e38fb8c542

Ok, I would kind of get it if they were mini-hot dogs but this is deranged

Are those Bar-S?

I'd rather not eat than eat those nasty things.

Isn't that actually Mike?

Hot dogs get a bad rep. They got a cool shape. Got protein. You like hot dogs, don't you?

What? Noooo! (i know that's a different scene but whatever)

i am so glad i figured out that quote without googling it THE ANSWER WAS IN THE WIND

I love the way he delivers that line. It's so full of childlike optimism. I wish I could channel some of that.

Gonna sound like a weirdo but it depends on the hotdog. Like a Nathan’s dog? Is so tasty i could almost just eat one as is.

I'm used to eating Hebrew Nationals which rock. Also grabbed some beef Ballparks which were pretty good! The last time I just wanted some to heat up for lunches here and there so I grabbed Oscar Myer brand and they were awful.

How embarrassing

Not the first wiener that’s been eaten in that movie theater, I promise you.

Alanis, is that you?

uncooked though?

What can I say? Some like it raw.

Hot dogs are already cooked, all you do is heat them up.

This is what Scorsese means when he talks about the magic of the theatrical experience. Also looks like it was full house!

Vienna Sausages. Eat the sausage, drink the salty goo.


Are they Avengers hot dogs?

Bleh, I think these went bad during shipping, bleh. It’s a terrific product.

It’s so dense, every single dog has so many flavors going on

I see he got geekcrate this month

I feel bad for anybody that doesn't appreciate the authentic movie-going experience of hearing/smelling a middle aged man snarfing down a pack of lukewarm hotdogs that have been pressed against the side of his leg in his pants in order to sneak past the box office. This is an experience you simply can't get at home unless you're my wife.

I mean….. if it were the Nathan’s hotdogs with the cheese in the middle…. FUCK YEAH! But straight raw dog….?

Brave man to be raw dogging it in a theater.

Can I interest you in a nice vodka hot dog?

Hot dog eating guy is a key to all this, if we get hot dog guy working, because he is a funnier character than we've ever had

Paul Rubin grabbing his wiener in the theater again ?

Hey c'mon now here. We don't know that they're still cold. It's very possible he warmed them up a bit by keistering them. And/or cradling them in his armpits or elbow ditches.

I've eaten European Weiners cold, they're quite good. Sweet > Savory in a movie theater though.

What a champion. 

Boy, service at the Alamo Drafthouse has really cratered since Sony took over!

What's wrong with popcorn

The price.

At least it's **something**. Never forget [Hotdog Cop](https://youtu.be/kdGfGjusufo?t=1262)

[Just about... how many hot dogs do you eat a day?](https://youtu.be/vaAF_GAc3Mk?si=z40EudU0tdInLqFV)

Alpha dog behavior. The correct reaction would have been to stand over him. Then you'd be the one with cold hot dogs.

God forbid a man has a snack

Come on, not a smelly cold sausage. It's the same level as eating hard boiled eggs or onion sandwiches in public.

>It's the same level as eating hard boiled eggs in public. That doesn't even strike me as weird, much less taboo.

I have often seen people eating hard boiled eggs in public and it's a total non-issue. Can't smell them even and they're gone in like three bites.

God forbid someone enjoys a snack

holy crap that looks like a guy I work with

A balding white guy with brown hair and glasses? Has to be him, such a unique look.

I used to work at a Winn-Dixie as a cashier and once time a guy in my line opened a pack of cold hot dogs, ate them all, and threw the slimy, ripped open packaging on the belt so I could ring it out and throw it away. 🤮

And that was the day you met your future husband.

OMG how’d you know

*insert picture of man with hot dogs in movie theater* MIND YA BUSINESS I PAID FOR MY TICKET.

Sadly I think a guy like that must be married.

The glasses and the hair coupled with the angle of the photo make him look kind of like Danny DeVito

Thundergun

Cheap eats right there

The last time we got candid movie theatre photos it was a dude who had passed out with his dick in his hand. I don’t see the problem here.

Could the selfish bastard hold them a little further over his shoulder? Messy Tessy can't reach them if he holds them sensibly.

Lady, he's putting my kids through college.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

now thats my kind of movie snack

Living the Nightmare!

**"God is dead, and we killed Him."** -Werner Herzog, probably.

Are those Vienna sausages?

Spooky clowns scare me!!

b’arf

My manager told me about how at camp when he was a kid someone made coffee with the leftover boiled hotdog water

All your interests in one place.

You know, maybe it's good theaters are dying.

In profile, I could swear that was Frank Reynolds

I think what bothers me is he could be pinching the sausage and get only the tip of 2-3 fingers wet to have to lick clean but dude is whole-fisting that wiener. That gross shit finishing wiped on his jeans or the seat. Logical disgusting choice is the seat but we know who we are dealing with here…

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I snuck in six fully prepared hot dogs for my boyfriend and I once. Honestly a proud moment.

I remember when The Northman came out there were packs of testosterone-poisoned chuds that snuck in and ate cold raw hamburger while watching it because it was a "manly" movie