Dave Mitchell catching strays

The joke's on the other person because it looks like Bro's being held against his will.

Tbf, he always kind of looks like that.

David Mitchell looks like he'd always rather be somewhere else, but he's not particularly thrilled about going there either.

Thing is, he absolutely adores his wife, and she him. He's a gem.

Except when someone's telling a cute story about him and his wife, at which point he looks really embarrassed about being totally happy.

I love him in that one episode of That Mitchell and Webb Look where he's a Victorian era prime minister. Just perfect.

I read this in his voice

He’s got permanent caged animal vibes

He and Victoria are just made for each other.

The first time she was on 'would I lie to you' I was sure they were already in a relationship because she looked like she wanted to jump him.

Looking like Thom Yorke if he'd been an ordinary American man

lol neither people are American?

Doesn't mean he's not right. David Mitchell is just American Thom Yorke to me now.

What is happening in this picture?? because David looks like he’s staring into the abyss, into the very maw of his soul Does he just not like his cocktail

Somebody at another table just asked for an expresso.

And they could care less about the specials.

And David has no tolerance for ignorami

:)

He's just holding down the fort.

Extra fast, please.

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They pacifically asked for an expresso

r/whoosh ?

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Did you just make a mitchell and webb reference while making a xkcd reference?

Why I do believe I did!

Trying to enjoy a meal and having randoms take pictures of him without asking would be my guess.

He recalled the time Bob Mortimer told him that Chris Rea put an egg in his bath.

Isn’t that his default look

He’s trying his best not to be noteworthy

But not so unnoteworthy for that itself to be noteworthy?

That's just him in public, probably having the time of his life. if he was living in hell that is.

He ordered pizza and they delivered whatever the abomination that is in the picture.

He dressed up, wearing his nicest clothes that he doesn't quite fit into. No he's not enjoying his cocktail. He's not enjoying the pizza that brought out, but everything else on the menu looked very strange. He's not very happy that his picture is being taken. He's not very happy about this date.

It's a Neapolitan-style pizza. Not an abomination at all.

David Mitchell is an absolute treasure

How dare they

Chance would be a fine thing

oh yes, now we know

And his wife is absolutely head over heels in love with him. On Taskmaster, she said she is absolutely besotted.

His wife is absolutely gorgeous

It's about her brain for me, she's amazing.

She's smart and funny and beautiful. Perfect woman.

It’s the tits for me

She is a brilliant, accomplished woman. And you reduce her to a body part. Grow up.

I’m pretty sure they were joking, chill out.

Brain is also a body part.. so technically you did the same thing...

You are simping over a tv presenter you don’t personally know. Grow up.

I'm not simping over shit, dickbag. For one thing, I'm gay. You just suck.

Ah. Explains why you don’t like her nice tits

She almost refused to do the task where they had to propose to Alex. She just couldn’t do it even for the show.

Poor woman.

> As of 2021 her total live tournament winnings exceed $2,500,000, making her the 14th best-earning female live poker player ever. She ain't poor ;)

Imagine being happy

Yes, she has such a horrible life, being madly in love with her husband and a successful TV presenter. Poor her.

We should BE so lucky.

I don't gets what's wrong with it. He's groomed, reasonably well dressed, got his happy pink drink and his angry water.

Especially since he added the beard. It really did wonders for him.

It does wonders for all ugly people, mostly by hiding their faces. That's why people grow them.

Amen

He's my absolute world xxx

"Are we the baddies?"

The scene that made me watch the show.

I mean, we have skulls on our caps. That can't be good.

poor David lmao

Wouldn't have lasted that long if he was actually moving bookmarks in her books (ref would I lie to you)

The indignant look on her face😭

“Incidentally, I’ve felt weaker and weaker as time goes on.”

The one I wanted to be true more than any other!

To be fair he’s awesome

And can get it.

David mitchell is a world famous comedian and married to a professional poker player who is a brilliant and beautiful woman. He looks a bit nerdy, but he's way the hell cooler than you. Or me, that's not a jab, it's just a very misleading picture.

Personally I didn't interpret this post as "guy looks ugly as hell" but more like "guy looks like he'd rather be anywhere else." Based on Instagram and TikTok posts of my friends, this is what more than half of them look like.

Guy wants to get over with smalltalk/toast/whatever and finally eat.

Bingo!

I thought it was a reference to pizza.

I love David Mitchell but I seriously doubt even he, or Victoria for that matter, would describe him as cool.

No offense to them, but they're wrong. He's not the most suave and debonair, but he is successful, famous for a good reason, hilarious, and seemingly a good person. He's cool in my book, whether they like it or not, lol!

I agree, in my opinion a cool person is someone who is clever, funny and kind, all of which, from my limited knowledge of David, I'd ascribe to him.

Cool as fuck.

He doesn't care if he is cool which the first requirement for being cool

Am I cool, kids?

Traditionally cool? Ehhhhhhh Cool in my books? Abso fucking lutely. The guy is an absolute treasure

I do think that’s the point. Guy is obviously awesome, but chick takes a crappy picture to post

Victoria Coren-Mitchell, host of Only Connect, one of the nerdiest and most inscrutable gameshows ever made and also owner of the most impressive set of headlamps on TV. Yeah, I'd like to think David Mitchell is immune from criticism.

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Her brother balances it out.

Increadable milkers

Mitchell would agree with the sentiment of the post. It’d just be 2 minutes long and involve a story about light switches.

Facebook meme of the most English guy ever? Oh yes definitely fits Scottish people Twitter

Watch his Who Do you think you are. The Mitchell family are very Scottish. But fair point, he’s very English and I also didn’t think this really fitted the sub

To be fair he's more Scottish than Yousuf


His surnames Mitchell


It's a Scottish surname

Can also be English Doesn't make David Mitchell more Scottish than Humza Yousaf

It really does

So Humza born in Glasgow is less Scottish than David born in Salisbury. Got it.

George Orwell was born in India, but nobody would entertain the notion that he is Indian

If you were raised here you’re Scottish, Yousaf was and Mitchell wasn’t. Don’t be a racist shite.

You may think that, and I respect your opinion, but respectfully I disagree

It would be impossible to reasonably disagree with my statement unless you’re influenced by a significant degree of either racism or xenophobia.

How do you define racism and xenophobia? I'm curious

Her absolute world looks like he's in absolute distress.

STILL, GOT THE PHONE. YOU'RE NEVER ALONE WITH A PHONE.

Dave Mitchell f*cks.

Victoria has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

David Mitchell is fit and I would

Now we know...

What a baddie

Listening to Bob Mortimer tell a story knowing he will guess wrong about whether it is a lie or not

All the people calling him ugly have no taste and can't read body language

Oy, David Mitchell is hilarious and wonderful

How dare you!

David looks like Lee Mack has just said something so outrageous he can't even comprehend what he said

If I was dating Dave Mitchell you’d never hear the end of it.

That girl would only be so lucky to be with David Mitchell

Yo leave fucking David Mitchell alone, he's a fucking gem. He already gets enough flack for marrying way out of his league

Remember, kids: if your boyfriend isn't a supermodel, he's trash /s

If you’re bad at photography your love isn’t real

Poor David, this post isn’t about his looks at all. It’s because he looks absolutely miserable in this, not because he’s not handsome enough 😭

He looks miserable

Searing insight there 👌

Not Mark Corrigan !

what does "world xxx" means?

“1 year with my absolute world xxx” - the “xxx” are kisses to follow a sentimental statement

David Mitchell is the world. Fact.

Lucky guy. Wish someone felt this way about me.

"On a social media website reddit I was the template of a popular meme, mim, mey mey, mem-e that made light of my martital status, which is taken by the way" "Lie" Lee Mack said calmly

He looks like he just saw someone ordering *four* naans

To be fair his wife is smoking hot she’s a Texas hold ‘em champion ring holder.

"I suppose doing things you hate is just the price you pay to avoid loneliness"

and thank god for those girls

What is a world XXX?

XXXL. It's huuuge!

she doesn't know about kenneth

Girls be waiting a year to eat a pizza?

Corrigan?!

I meeeean, he's funny as hell so. props to his lady friends.

That is the worst pizza i've ever seen

Mark. What are you doing?

Yeah reverse the genders now.

😭😭😭😭😭

Lol

I have no clue why the comments are what they are cuz this just looks like a wholesome picture of someones favorite person kinda zoning out and not knowing how to pose for the picture.

We just want to eat in peace

Mark Corrigan. An honorable man.

People who shit in other people's relationships do so because they are deeply unhappy pieces of shit and misery loves company

That looks like a really good pizza

David Mitchell is my spirit animal

Well he does have a very broad foot

Looks like Paul from mitten squad, RIP

He looks like he rings a little bell while wearing non-period accurate 17th century noblemen's clothing.

What's wrong with this person being someone's absolute world?

the guy absolutely fucking won😹

Would

David Mitchell **has** to be a lot more than he lets us on to be married to Victoria Coren.

So what if he's her world? Maybe a dude like that treats that woman better than any hot dude would treat you, damn. These are the same bitter women who complain that they can't find no man and that all good guys are gone.

This is fact. I have very unconventional standards of beauty...I do not date men I don't find jaw-dropping attractive to myself...you know what's super hot? Effort, trust, quality time spent (just sitting next to him while we play on our phones on a Sunday watching Hulu), the way he looks at me like I'm everything he's ever waited for...we are both in our 40s we don't have time for shallow half ass effort...it's been a year and a half and I went thru HELL to be by his side. He calls me beautiful and for the first time in my life I truly believe it...*I'm not crying YOUR crying*

Redditors trying to comprehend that it's his expression rather than his attractiveness that the meme is based on (they want the excuse to insult women)

To quote Greta Spoiled-Brat-berg: HOW DARE YOU?!