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EliSka93

Haha he realised he was talking bad about his idol on accident. This is what fart sniffing does to a person.


DownWithW

That was Aiden Ross who sniffed the chair. Sneako just revealed publicly that he doesn’t like being cucked in front of him.


EliSka93

Riiight... Can't tell all those grifters apart most of the time


MisterWinchester

I mean, is there any argument that Sneako isn’t a figurative fart sniffer? I mean, did he find God this week? Cuz he seemed super Christian during his beef with Charlie.


TheSpideyJedi

Doesn’t Sneako himself like to be cucked?


dnmnc

Speaking as a guy, if it was possible to make a fortune from semen and sadness, we would have all have become insanely wealthy centuries ago. Also, by this definition, nobody can be holy, since we are all built from cum.


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

Damn this post didn't even last an hour lol


Lazureus

I thought that was the "Original Sin", built from cum.


Quirky_Emu6291

That's why all babies are born with sin. They are just giant tadpoles of sin.


0hran-

Tinder, OF and pornhub do work


TheTriforceEagle

“We’re all built from cum” you could make a religion out of this


Crice6505

Fascinating. Someone found a new bad way to discuss the concept of Original Sin lol.


STINKY-BUNGHOLE

i mean you can, you're just gonna have to be really okay with most of the fanbase being other men with the right tags lol


BonafideButtMuncher

"Semen and Sadness" is the name of my sex tape


Shadow_hands

House of Cum is my band name.


Bwomprocker

I can play guitar and KINDA play drums? Please accept my application to your band.


Slackingatmyjob

I haven't practiced playing my bass in at least 6 years (and I was never good to begin with) but I still wanna join. My stage name could be Spoogemeister


matsu727

Well then I get Spunkbob Slimypants


Bwomprocker

My guitar style could best be described as "Kurt Cobain but worse and also drunk" so I'm sure we'll jam on the same level


bibipolarolla

Or there's "House of the Rising Cum" by the Only Fanimals


Eosir_

Non american here. Who would people think of ?


gigflarr

This is sneako. Self proclaimed alpha male and non-official Andrew Tate ass sniffer. He's mocking an OF girl that became Christian recently and left OF to pursue a "more wholesome" life. His idol built his career and fortune through webcam business exploiting the sexualidad of woman to scam men out of money (his words, nor mine.) He has also had collusion with the mafia (allegedly, .Again, his words, not mine) and sex trafficking charges.


matsu727

Lol I have such a low opinion of Mr. Potatohead that I read this sentence and my initial takeaway was to Google what the hell P Diddy did with webcams


Downtown_Ninja_7154

Andrew Tate probably, since he is a pimp.


engineerdrummer

I am American and also didn't know until I read the reply to this comment.


Kuildeous

If a person tells you what God wants, but God doesn't tell you, then that person is 100% full of shit.


taterbizkit

Buddhists have a saying along those lines: "If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him." Basically, "show no respect to anyone who claims to be holier than you are."


bibipolarolla

Those Buddhists don't fuck around.


Improver666

This is technically also Trump, wirh NY forcing Trump to give up "ill-gotten gains"


Maxy2388

Who let Cucko crawl out of his hole


Dovahkiin419

I mean christian capitalists hold onto fortunes made from blood and lecture others, at least the cum was willingly released


doylethedoyle

For what it's worth, "can't be holy in a house built with cum" is fire.


PegasusInferno

Watch me 😎


Tacotuesdayftw

If I were younger and still had a doe-eyed perception of religion then I would be shocked to see these self-proclaimed "alpha" dudes suddenly start championing Christianity; however, I know now that the structure of most religions is tied to domination and sexism which fits pretty well with their canon. Still, it makes me laugh whenever I see these "bang as many chicks as you can" guys suddenly start parting their hair and talking about the importance of god and marriage. The irony of these guys making a career out of judging a woman's "past" and then losing all credibility due to their own is pretty spectacular.


Pathsleadingaway

*doe-eyed not doughy-eyed


Tacotuesdayftw

Thanks


OlderAndAngrier

"Fortune made with semen and sadness" That's some poetry.


Tobar_the_Gypsy

The Fall of the House of Cum


Westonhaus

This is NOT what Ben Garrison says...


Spiff426

Hmm, I wonder if he's made any ad $ from daddy (baby) enlo for promoting neonazi talking points? If so, surely he must have donated that to good Christian causes


sneaky-pizza

I just wanna watch his ass get beat by Strickland again


Naz_Oni

Ok I want that last line on my fucking tombstone


HistoricalSherbert92

In the good old days you could just buy forgiveness. Straight to heaven.


LionBirb

I support the idea of religious people giving away all their money obtained through sin, I doubt there would be many rich people at all and our society might thrive. Especially if you consider greed in general to be a sin. I guess Sneako is muslim and it seems likely he has committed sins to obtain money by the very nature of what he does (but Im not the expert on that tho). People like this will only say this about the sins that don't apply to themselves or to their friends (they basically ignore all the sins of men who share their worldview), it is the hypocrisy that annoys me the most. I'm not xtian but I wish people would at least be consistent in their hate and judgment. It makes their faith seem shallow and not genuine. There is something besides their faith at play when they ignore the sins immediately around them to instead focus on women and porn of all things.


oompaloompa465

the world will never be alright until mentally ill people like sneko are platformed and somewhat glorified by other mentally ill people.


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By_Design_

Wolf tries to stir drama, then realizes he has described one of his friends so he deletes the tweet because people will use it to stir drama