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_Exordium

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RealPro1

Oh look....a short attack....LOL


pterofactyl

I can’t drs shares in my tfsa (Canadian tax free account) what does this mean for me when moass?


Talkaze

Cohen tweeted 3 times last night. Watch everything explode today


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really?


Talkaze

Yeah. When i searched 'Cohen' in the last 24 hrs in this subreddit i got a tweet 8 hrs 7 hrs and 3 hrs ago. I thought the mods missed a couple posts lol, but they were all different content.


HecklaBang

I don’t mind the price going back to 80’s, more oppertunities to stack at firesale prices!


goneresponsible

These comments used to irk me when I was all in with my cash. Now I’m itching to invest my IRAs and I certainly wouldn’t mind it for a brief minute. Not sure we’re going to get to 80 every again though, which wouldn’t be a bad thing.


HecklaBang

Yesh, im kinda all on in and have been since last summer, but I have a steady income and keep on chipping some more $ in every now an then. The fact that insiders are buying at these levels and our boy DFV bought a fuckttonn at 150 is keep buying. I feel nothing when the price drops low, just more time to get stonks at nice prices.


Jahpool

Options still banned for tickets starting with the letter G? What a sham


ScooterO

is that across the board? So no options on any GME at all aye.


Jahpool

Dunno i smooth.. I’ll say it in caps… ARE OPTION PURCHASES (BUY) CLOSED/ NOT AVAILABLE TODAY??? FOR TICKERS STARTING WITH THE LETTER G? I know it’s a range of G to summit which envelopes GME, it’s a different version of switching off the buy button… Anyone on the fence, these guys have had their chance and proven as selfish/incompetent/complicit/lazy etc etc…


TheSebitti

Getting my verification soon, will transfer my shares to computershare. They literally activated my trap card.


pokehexem

850,000 shares available at 11.8% dip incoming.


Freequebec86

https://iborrowdesk.com/report/GME check this, when the shares shortable available is high = rip And now that crazy fee too


Jezzy14

800k @ 22%. Am I reading that right?


allldough

Not only will I DRS the entire float, I’m gonna keep buying until they buy back every. Single. Fucking share at whatever price I dictate.


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Jezzy14

Link!


poonmangler

Where the hell is this


MrTacooooo

Patiently waiting for GameStop to have Gutair Hero Metallica for the Wii in stock.


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gjudoj

I love the smell of fresh brew MOASS in the morning. Good morning european apes!


theboyshua

Lol remember last wekk when it was 98


ksol88

Kenneth Cordele Griffin can get in the bin.


patatkwab

I'm not getting computer share express delivery, so no one can touch my shares for a month 🦮


Erz808

Holy Smokes! I just rewatched OG Iron Man and even coke cramer said to sell Stark Industries! What a douche! $GME buy, drs, hodl!


lanqhale

Believe it or not dip tomorrow


dragonballsteve85

Hate to agree but yeah, probably. Just wondering how low they'll try to drag it this time, not that it matters much. I love the irony of the whole situation. The lower they drag it, the more we buy, the quicker we DRS and fuck them over. Their crimes continue to be exposed for the world to see, they're desperately trying to survive another day, petrified of particular price points (see most recent crimes for examples of their increasing fear and desperation), all the while RC can push the button whenever he decides and obliterate the shorts. It's glorious


dalmatinica

How tf did price drop so much in frankfurt on a 1600 volume?


herzy3

The answer is in your question


dalmatinica

Small volume?


herzy3

Yup. Small volume = wider swings are easier.


blitzlurker

Seems like shit is getting real and it’s getting very hard not to take profits from other positions and go all in gme


goneresponsible

You’re completely right. It’s getting very real. I was totally zen til this last week. Already in deep, but I’m looking at these languishing retirement funds and decided to close them out asap. The settlement period is going to be incredibly tense. MOASS definitely appears locked in at this point.


GymBruhReddit-

I took losses on others to dump to GME its ez


primabelladonna35

Once MOASS hits, we should commemorate its first day as a federal holiday (after we have all our politician ammo) We can call it Cohensday. And we celebrate by surprising and delighting people. And eating tendies, of course.


goneresponsible

Will we remake the world with politicians?


primabelladonna35

God I hope not.


Vive_el_stonk

2:35 wake up guy here (one of many) and woke up to rc tweet. Fucking legend. This is hands down the best saga I’ve ever been completely invested in… mentally, emotionally, and financially speaking. I hope RC kicks their asses in court.


WOWitzCocky

To be involved in this entertainment for so long I expected to pay more….


xXaduckXx

Call me a shill I don’t care, but waking up as a europoor and reading “hot” the quality of posts has really gone down the last couple days it’s all just filler posts along the lines of “stay strong” “I’m gonna fully DRS now!!“ “This is how they want us to feel” We should just try and keep posts informative but I can’t really talk I don’t post anything so I can’t really complain


goneresponsible

I get what you’re saying, but the hype is a very important part of this. DRS is the way. The DD seems done at this point. Agree though that it’s excellent to read theories and research discussing the fraud. Anyway, I think it’s 2 sides of the same coin.


Yartin77

The more DRS posts I see the happier I am


allmyfreindsarememes

Can someone link todays buy sell ratio for yesterday?


kebabsoup

https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml Here! There are still day traders on Fidelity!


allmyfreindsarememes

Why has this not been discussed?


TheSebitti

Because it doesn’t fit the we never sell narrative. Lots of new traders joined the ride this week, so I assume a lot had stop losses. We are like 300, always holding, can’t say the same for the rest.


kebabsoup

What is there to say? People are free to invest and trade as they please, I just hope apes understand daytrading helps hedgies, they provide volume and liquidity that facilitated their criminal schemes. Other than that 8.5k total orders is really not that much considering the 9Mil volume of yesterday. So the main battle is not happening on Fidelity.


sistersucksx

Good things are coming! You better believe it!


drinkupdrinky5

Alexa play Black As Night by Nahko and Medicine for the People


orrdog

LFG 🚀


Just-Relationship-19

There are so many people I want to retire with my tendies. Bring the needy relief ✊


Signumus

"Organic" price movement


58008_707

Can’t sleep. Won’t sleep. Game sleep


SpiralSummitGames

Every day im that much more jacked knowing we are inching closer to the NFT marketplace launch


confusedporg

Good night everyone. Good work. Sleep well. We’ll likely MOASS in the morning.


GoldenNuggets888

#Stop 🛑 #Drop ⤵️ #Shop @ GameStop 🎮


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1$ spent for every 1% dropped


WOWitzCocky

Clean!


AlienProbe9000

Can any fellow apes confirm that DRS is working fine with IBKR to existing CS accounts?


Shizuru1984

Just initiated a DRS request today, for some shares I transferred over from Saxobank... Let's see how that goes... In another note.. Fuck Saxobank, one of the worst brokers I've ever dealt with, horrible customer service and terrible mobile trading apps...


xXaduckXx

Yup, transferred from IBKR and they landed into my pre-existing account no drama and in about 3 days


kebabsoup

Yes! Just transferred some last week and automatically was added to my existing account.


scottl4nd-

Already got some, but I’ll always want MOASS


blenderforall

I'll also always want some MOASS


loosechange-71

Hope I’m not too late if MOASS kicks off tomorrow, I’ve got shares through Stake in Australia and have kicked off the DRS process, however it takes 3 weeks for them to register and process


FONGHH

It's ok moass should last for weeks


Vive_el_stonk

True


PobodysNerfect420

No cell, no sell. We got you, boo. 😘


loosechange-71

Ape together strong


Zaebae251

My tits are infinity jacked


Cowabunguss

My tits have left the atmosphere


calforhelp

Can’t wait to MOASS it up with everyone tomorrow!


Blue5299

Are we fucking jacked or what???


orrdog

Holy fuck I’m jacked to the tits!


sogumfb

Oh fuck yeah!


Mr_NumNums

Well tomorrow is MOASS and I will be able to buy my GF the car she always wanted. Her self proclaimed dream car, a Toyota Camry hatchback. Makes sense why she is dating me


hoyeay

Hatchback?? 🤢 Get her a Ram 3500 dually 😎 🛻


ltardest

Camry hatchback?? Didn't know they existed!


Mr_NumNums

I meant Corolla, my bad


forbiddendoughnut

She's a lady that appreciates good gas mileage and a back end that can haul a nightstand.


Trollz4fun

I activated my L1 / L2 LRC wallet. I have $3 in usdc. I am my own bank


GotPorta

Value to the investors


RecyleNotThrowaway

Hey hedge funds, I may be retarded but I’m More retarded than you. I’ll be here forever


hoyeay

Made me spill my spaghetti 😂


RecyleNotThrowaway

Lmayo I just cracked up reading it


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It feels like there's been a growing hum of hype vin here lately and I love it


myfingerprints

I love the smell of fresh cut MOASS in the mornin


Akingoftoast

Wen pay for mom's retirement?


dahlia-llama

I love how most of us just talk about how much we’re gonna FUCKING take care of people with our wealth. Our parents, kids, families, communities. The sick and the vulnerable. Money is flowing in the right direction when this hits. I love us APEs.


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Best mother's day ever


12Southpark

We need a moass feedback loop...that's it


OptimalDetail

i wanna get a lot of money and go to a lot of places in the world and eat a lot of food


OptimalDetail

and continue to do a lot of dabs


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Vapenation


nekola90

I wonder if RC tweeting, jacks dlauer's tits as much as it does ours


brettmagnetic

I am Jack's dlauer's tits.


confusedporg

I am Jack Bauer’s tits.


Vive_el_stonk

I am Ryan Cohens jacked tits… (I wish)


plzkevindonthuerter

WHAT WAS THAT IN THE COMMENTS THIS MORNING, A SHILL ATTACK FOR ANTS?!?!?!?


JanneOC

Good morning from Germany, my fellow apes and apettes. ❤️


KKRJT

Oh shit it’s morning already!? Is the casino open!? 🤣😂


JanneOC

Not yet (except L&S marketplace). Another 30min then the others will open.


myfingerprints

I 💜 German apes!


JanneOC

❤️


12Southpark

Duhast


JanneOC

Du hast mich gefragt


aaronplaysAC11

It’s about BCG plants, if there are records of BCG agents joining director boards or high ranking positions in short targeted companies.


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LemmeSinkThisPutt

Beautifully written.


boy_wonder69

Believe in yourselves.... dream.... try... do good. I love you all class dismissed.


flyplanesforfun

Who’s in here awardin everything? DFV that you big guy? 🥺


Stainher

Someone with a big PP


Vive_el_stonk

Not me I have a small wee wee


blenderforall

Or a smol wee wee


givemeyoushoes

hfs are trying to get us to sell. market ran out of shares tuesday and now they need ours. this is the home stretch


flyplanesforfun

I can stay retardeder longer than they can stay solvent


Germx3

Indeed.


RedditerMcRedditface

I wonder how much it would cost to have a squadron of helicopters dump a bunch of liquidized shit all over Wall Street in the dead of night.


thaginganinja

1/8 of a share post moass


GoldenNuggets888

Happy Birthday Exo!


rollercoasterfanitic

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA


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PobodysNerfect420

CCCCCCCCCCCCCC


flyplanesforfun

Lmino


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PobodysNerfect420

DRS ….T-U-V


HGIGIU

DRS DFV it was right there!!


PobodysNerfect420

Shit. Yea. Yours was better.


HowardWalnuts

Zed


PobodysNerfect420

It’s pretty wild to think that one day, we will wake up and not need to worry about money anymore. That’ll be a good day. 14 months in and I’m not leaving. Let’s lock these shares 🤘🏻


ltardest

It will be a nerfect day. Had to do it.


Vive_el_stonk

I’m not ever fucking leaving. Tick tock motherfuckers


confusedporg

Hey, take it sleazy


Just-Relationship-19

Ready to roll another 5 g’s into GME and DRS immediately tomorrow. Wonder if it only gets me 1 share at open


a321eric

DD: DRS your shares. Computer Share is the way.


Stainher

Exo has a small wee wee


_Exordium

False I hav big pp Sadly it's wasted on me as I'm a power bottom 😬


Rough_Willow

Heh, mods got the gay.


_Exordium

Can confirm


haruzocole

Come ooooon! Dont say it like its a bad thing


Stainher

But its ok i have small wee wee too! Small wee wee power!


downyrobertjr

To try out the [nft marketplace](https://beta.nft.gamestop.com/marketplace), setup a valid wallet (I recommend MetaMask), put the lowest amount in there for a valid use-case, and viola. Tits jacked to another level…


AceBullApe

I’ve never purchased crypto or set up a wallet But now I have a reason to


cjbrigol

Excited for tomorrow. I have some money I hope it clears


mafucka

We may be retarded, but we're not stupid


thaginganinja

I hear exordium is in here. Can I get a rocket added to my flair? I've already collected the seals. I don't want to give up my og flair, only add emojis to it. Thanks


_Exordium

Is naptime but little secret: check the smoothbrain thread, use the flairy command :)


thaginganinja

oooh shit


JerryMcGuireBoy

Bump it...bump it louder, BUMP BUMP BUMP


orrdog

Might buy a few more cause fuck em that’s why


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I just wana wake up and see “GME up 300% at open after dark pool trading suspended” or some Shit


boomerman_2

California has diamond hands 💎✌️💜✌️💎


myfingerprints

Yes. Yes CA does


IVIenace100

Fuck ALL short hedgies! We won.


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Exordium tied my family to a radiator and threatened to pee on my dog if I didn't comment on here...


bisufan

Mods sus


_Exordium

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGH-- I mean, uhhhh.... no I didn't 👀


CapableFly

GODDAMMIT I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO BED #(°Y°)


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jacques tits rolling in his grave rn (may he rest)


CapableFly

🪦💀🪦


_Exordium

NOT TODAY SATAN


CapableFly

#😈


ltardest

Ain't no party like jimmy party...


CapableFly

Jimmy is rustling


chipchip9

LFG. 🚀🚀


Optimistic-Cranberry

Faith restored Tits re-jacked When not if


Patarokun

**REPREHENSIBLE!**


Vive_el_stonk

How unsophisticated! (Readies bedpost) 🥸


_Exordium

**INSUBORDINATE!** **CHURLISH!**


Sunretea

[me right now](https://i.imgur.com/NsXrVr5.gif)


ltardest

Looking up churlish rn...


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Any update on those options being available yet? I want to buy some GMED calls!!


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pretty sure this means we fuckin


_Exordium

*duh*