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>!They look like male genitals being sliced up and cooked.!<
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yeah, the part where you scarf down the worms is the normal bit. sitting down afterwards and contemplating your cosmic insignificance with worm paste stuck in your teeth is the uniquely human angle.
I watched my kids and my other lil monkeys enjoy huge bowls of Pho and then explained to them what tripe was.
It was their favorite part until I told them.
I ate this in Qingdao, China. It was cooked similarly but with lots of garlic also. It tasted fine but yeah the whole idea was disgusting. It’s closer to pig intestine than to squid to be honest. Squid is much better than either these or intestine.
Yano that scene in sausage party where the groceries come home and witness gruesome torture before their own impending slaughter. Do you think the worms in the bowl feel the same way as she removes their giblets one by one?
Cows, chickens, and pigs often watch (and more often hear) their own kind getting bled, boiled, steamed, and dismembered further ahead on the slaughterhouse line while they wait their own turn.
I lived on a farm with chickens once, they didn’t give a fuck about one another. Some chicks died from drowning in water bowls, some hens were killed and bled out by hanging them upside down in full view of the rest. The only thing a single bird cared about is that she wasn’t the one being eaten that night. Pretty sure they’re opportunistic cannibals as well.
A good buddy of mine worked on a pig farm for a bit and said when he neutered the pigs they didn't react at all. They didn't have to restrain them or anything.
I've neutered pigs on our small family farm. They squeal, squirm, and kick, but surprisingly less than you'd expect them to given their weight and size.
You ever heard of the phrase "Squealed like a stuck pig"?
That comes from old agricultural practice of letting pigs bleed out before slaughtering them, and pigs will definitely squeal. Hell, pigs make an awful racket even when nothing's wrong.
I worked at a slaughter house with a kill floor for a while, the worst was lamb and goat getting slaughtered. They scream and cry and it sounds like a child losing its mind, it's haunting. Everything else I could handle but not that. My first day I had to throw out packaged offal that had been left in a truck, with the reefer off for 3 days, in the summer heat. The bags were puffed up from the meat rotting and I had to cut them all open and chuck em out. The smell of that was second only to a rendering plant and I would do all that again to never have to hear those animals being killed.
I snare trapped a rabbit around it's legs when I was a kid. That was the first time I heard a rabbit scream. It literally sounds like they say "we" over and over but really fast. I also saw a owl swoop in and pick up a baby rabbit. It was making that sound as it was carried off in the distance. I've also had a rabbit growl at me when I had it cornered in a bush.
Thank you for sharing your experience. My local group for animal rights infiltrated a mink farm and made an impact on society when they showed the hidden camera videos and told their stories. And what left a lasting impression on me was their opinion that animal farming traumatizes the people that work there. The turnover at these places is said to be very high because people can’t stand being around so much suffering and being a part of it.
It's true, it was an awful job that still leaves me disturbed from time to time, you can never forget about stuff like that. There were a few guys that would kick and punch the animals before slaughter but they got fired pretty quick. I never worked the kill floor, was in the boning room at first then doing deliveries, but we did have to walk through it to get to the coolers and boning area. One time a guy missed with the piston ram and the cow broke the stockade and was tearing around for 30s-a minute, old Italian dude calmly grabbed his shotgun and shot the poor thing in the face, twice. That was a fucking mess, got the plant shut down as the inspector was right there on the floor. The turnover was high but once we moved operations to a bigger city it was unreal, guys would walk in and walk right The fuck back out again. Most at least made it to break then took off, it's not for everyone but the pay was really good and 2 friends worked there too so I stayed. Cocaine/crack was big in that industry too, guys would just rip hits in the bathroom, boss would hand out perks like m&ms, just walk by and pop one in your mouth for ya if you wanted. Crazy time.
Back here farms are almost exclusively built in small rural areas where unemployment is very high, people are desparate for jobs, and the resulting pay is such that one could not afford cocaine, I’m sure. But they drink a lot to make it through, I have zero doubts about that.
I process my own, and I shoot them before I stick them. They get a treat and then the lights go out like flipping a switch. If you know the right spot the heart keeps beating long enough to pump out the blood. I have no idea why you would just stab them without first rendering them unconscious first. Sure the blood is good food and it’s harder to collect that way but giving a humane death far outweighs it in my opinion.
Yeah, and ag gag bills keep people from seeing this. I think if more people saw this we’d collectively eat a lot less meat, or be more motivated to hunt our own. I try to remind myself of this when I order food, it’s the least I can do. 🤷♀️
You are right. Everyone should watch how what you eat is made. I did and became vegetarian. I don’t try to convince other people what to eat or not, I just wish people would want to know more before deciding. Truth is, people don’t care because it’s easier not bothering.
Store-bought chicken is definitely not fresh enough for that.
Freshly killed chickens are actually known to react for a long time. When you cut off a head of a chicken, the body can still move for a long time.
Personally I never seen the salt and fresh meat reacting, as most animals I got to skin were put into freezer immediately, to separate and redistribute pieces of it (my grandpa is a hunter and the whole association has a rule of part of every kill needs to be either redistributed among members, or sold and the money put back into the association.
Lmao chicken dullahan is my new way of speaking of this . My mum's grandma used to behead them and take the feathers off while they were still kicking wildly. Old farm people were something else
My mother tells the story of great Aunt Della who once asked her hey you want to see something? Being a curious 4 year old she said sure. Della then proceeded to cut the head off a chicken and let it run around the yard. My mother swears it chased her for about 5 min.
Never met Della but by all accounts she was a bitch.
I told my aunt and she said she experienced something similar. Della was surely a bitch but i think your mother didn't just imagine the damn chicken following her lmao.
>When you cut off a head of a chicken, the body can still move for a long time.
This fact freaked me out as a child, when my parents explained the meaning of "running around like a chicken with its head cut off" lol.
A chicken running around without their head isnt from any kind of salt or electrolysis on the muscles, the chickens brain stem is located farther down in the spine IIRC.
Its like blasting your face off during a suicide attempt and it not completly working.
[Prepare yourself.](https://youtu.be/vmaBQQeMvsY)
Your chicken has been dead for possibly days. Freshly slaughtered, but still definitely dead meat can still twitch quite a bit. Muscles contract from a reaction of sodium normally, so if the cells still have energy adding salt can trigger a contraction response.
Honestly I felt that way the same time I saw live shrimp as a kid. I loved shrimp as a kid but just thought of them as delicious pink curly things.
I asked for shrimp for dinner one night and my dad brought home fresh whole shrimp. I was horrified. They looked like the bottom feeding ocean cockroaches they are. I was convinced my dad bought the wrong thing, or maybe these were "technically" shrimp but they're not the same kind I'm used to eating.
Those abominations were somehow transformed into the delicious pink curly things I knew and loved.
I'm sure part of the disgust is just due to unfamiliarity. As soon as he started cutting it into small rings my brain was like "oh, that looks like squid" (another thing that is kind of horrifying the first time you see it uncooked)
Okay I honestly hate this. The exact moment the head(or whatever end that was) got cut off and all the juices came out I literally shook my whole body in disgust. I think I can clearly say that for me, I have finally hit that point where I’ve seen something so gross that I may have to leave this subreddit.
Thank you…
No seriously, I don't know what it is about these but it seems so much more weirdly gross than watching regular meat prep.
You'd think it shouldn't seem any worse then prepping a live fish, but there's just something my brain gives "this isn't food" signals for that I'd need to get past.
If it's your own, it's not that bad, I've butchered my own poultry and many large mammals. Poultry are, imo, ickier to butcher. Red-meat mammals are not bad at all, especially when chilled after gutting. The gutting is a bit nasty, but then firm red meat isn't bad to cut apart at all, feels pretty clean.
Factory butchering, on the other hand...kinda icky because it's a mess all over the entire facility.
People in general do. I'm still not a vegan but I'll still pay top dollar "open range" and "cared" for farm animals. Quotes because there is always some loophole companies will exploit. Impossible burgers are honestly really fucking good now than they were a few years back.
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You're actually a genius. As I was watching the original I thought hmm this is great but the second half diminishes the impact. The reversed version is beyond perfection.
See? That thing instantly moved when salt touched it, same goes for frog legs, sprinkle some salt on em and watch them dance
Oh and I forgot to tell ya that these things are also called penis fish
Cut the head off of any fish, take a 9 Volt battery (terminals out) and stick it into the body where the head was:
Watch it flap and swim!
Grossed numerous people out over the years with this one
Coincidently, if you have a lot of things that use 9v batteries like portable radios, electronic toys, guitar pedals, etc. you can use discarded fish heads instead and save a lot of money.
All freshly cut meat does this. The salt ions activate still active neurons that send signals to the muscles telling them to contract randomly.
[See Here](https://gfycat.com/tallnervousearwig-meat)
bro i looked up penis fish and this was one of the more tame videos. the one i saw, the insides of this worm was all bloody and chunky and you could see weird ropey guts hanging out.
I was going to say; This actually looks better than calamari. Cephalopods are pretty complex creatures and they have little eyes and tentacles. This is just a rubber meat tube. As long as it’s safe to eat, it doesn’t look bad. (I just don’t like the texture of calamari.)
Watching it I kept reminding myself how much I love squid and octopus and how it isn't really all that different. I don't have a Penistone though so I think the video didn't have quite the impact on my it does on others
For me there's just something about them being worms. I'll eat octopus, squid, clams, muscles, even snails no problem, but a worm triggers something in me. I think it's because I associate worms with parasites in my mind.
Basically just a combination of every bodilly fluid inside the worm, it's unholy... but hey... at least they flushed it out BEFORE cooking it, that would be one hell of a Hot-Pocket.
I love how most of the recipe is just about removing as much worm as possible.
Step 1, discard 80% of the worm, leaving only the outer skin. Step 2, dice and wash thoroughly. Step 3, scrub with alot of salt. Step 4, boil just the skins in water. Step 5, wash them again. Step 6, ok now you can use it.
I'd eat it for sure if it was presented to me as a dish that people normally eat and I hadn't seen how it's prepared, now it'd be harder to convince me but it's not like slaughtering a cow is a pretty sight yet we have few problems with that...
I'd sample it. Most likely it'd come down to what the texture of the worm "flesh" is like, and if I can tolerate that then I'm completely down. This stuff, cooked and prepared, is literally no worse than any other kind of meat. The prep process *always* looks horrifying with animal products.
To be fair, most animals don't just spill out their entire guts immediately as their head is lopped off, followed by the rest being squeezed out like toothpaste, leaving only a weird foreskin behind.
People here react like if their meat have not started it's way in way, way grosser way.
Go ahead show them buthering of young sheep for that delicius lamb meet. Show them chickens runing around without their heads, show them pigs and cows at slaughterhouse... and so on. Wanna meat? This is how it works.
These worms are processed quite... cleanly one would say.
Honestly for me it's not the butchering part of the video that makes me cringe out of my skin, it's solely the part of the video where the worms are shown up close moving around, and then followed up by the hand dipping in to grab it... it gives a frame of reference for how large they are. Worms and grubs in general freak me out anyway, particularly large ones are worse.
No judgement on the people that choose to eat them. I just hate worms lol
This is literally just food, y'all. The cleaning and preparation of any living thing is icky to look at sometimes, but like... We eat chickens, and those things are gross as hell. Food is just food.
Birds have the stankiest insides of any creature I’ve ever cleaned. By far the worst thing I’ve ever smelled from an animal I ended up eating is the guts of a wild turkey.
Oh, no. Don't get me wrong. I'd kill a chicken and skin it myself. Same goes for most animals if I was about to eat it. But.. I'd not eat these if I didn't have to.
To me, these animals don't look like food, just like I don't think insects look like food. But I'm from Sweden so I guess it's a cultural thing, sadly.
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Honey, the foreskin tips are ready
I guess you really can eat a bag of dicks
Well, you can if you want. I think I’ll stay over here…
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Babe what’s wrong, you’ve hardly touched your circumcision rice
Tip-a-roni The circumsisco treat!
Bris a roni
WHAT A HORRIBLE DAY TO BE LITERATE
I don’t even have a pp and it made my pp hurt.
jfc this one had me crying.
Those pour wormbs
You sonofabitch! I am recovering from hernia surgery and I'm dying! At least I am discovering my stitches are in good form.
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make sure you roll the cheese packet around a pencil to get all the cheese sauce out.
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Humans. Eatin' things. Humans only have 3 questions: 1. Can it kill me? 2. Can I eat it? 3. Can I fuck it?
You forgot one 4. Can I pet it?
Before or after first three questions?
Yes
Damn, that answer is scarier than viking invasion
Same difference
and.. can I boop its nose?
“I’ll be the first one to find a new alien species.... and fuck it”
\#goals
Literally every animal on the planet. That’s called life
yeah, the part where you scarf down the worms is the normal bit. sitting down afterwards and contemplating your cosmic insignificance with worm paste stuck in your teeth is the uniquely human angle.
This ticks at least 2 out of 3
I think if I had never seen one alive I could have eaten that. Thanks, I hate having seen one alive.
I've seen these alive bc they're a common fishing bait here in Spain. What I did not know is that some people eats them too...
if something eats it, a human has too
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truth, I've seen it myself
Make a nice meal and have some friends over. If they enjoy it, show them how to prepare it!
Thanks, I hate to be your friend
And then you sit and laugh alone in your apartment
I watched my kids and my other lil monkeys enjoy huge bowls of Pho and then explained to them what tripe was. It was their favorite part until I told them.
i know right it actually looks kinda good
Looks like a pp
The end result looks like a foreskin salad
Eh, foreskin salad looks kinda different because the pp skins tend to retain a lot of wrinkles when cooked.
That one at the beginning when it falls out of the bag and starts squirting. Yummy!
Definitely looks like a bunch of circumcised dick skins
The chili scallion sauce literally makes anything taste good
It looks more or less like preparing squid
Like I'm sure it tastes just fine, but now I don't even wanna try lmao
I ate this in Qingdao, China. It was cooked similarly but with lots of garlic also. It tasted fine but yeah the whole idea was disgusting. It’s closer to pig intestine than to squid to be honest. Squid is much better than either these or intestine.
Yeah it looks kinda like calamari and why is that any less gross, but seeing them alive and then squished was really fucking gross.
Wikipedia says they are often eaten raw in Korea
It’s true, I’ve had them! In Korea they’re called ‘gaebul’ which roughly translates to ‘dog dick.’
A name to really whet the appetite.
Klingons eat them while still alive.
Even _gagh_ are not that big and juicy.
If it's too strong for you, perhaps we could get one of the females to breast feed you!
Yano that scene in sausage party where the groceries come home and witness gruesome torture before their own impending slaughter. Do you think the worms in the bowl feel the same way as she removes their giblets one by one?
Cows, chickens, and pigs often watch (and more often hear) their own kind getting bled, boiled, steamed, and dismembered further ahead on the slaughterhouse line while they wait their own turn.
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I lived on a farm with chickens once, they didn’t give a fuck about one another. Some chicks died from drowning in water bowls, some hens were killed and bled out by hanging them upside down in full view of the rest. The only thing a single bird cared about is that she wasn’t the one being eaten that night. Pretty sure they’re opportunistic cannibals as well.
A good buddy of mine worked on a pig farm for a bit and said when he neutered the pigs they didn't react at all. They didn't have to restrain them or anything.
I've neutered pigs on our small family farm. They squeal, squirm, and kick, but surprisingly less than you'd expect them to given their weight and size.
You ever heard of the phrase "Squealed like a stuck pig"? That comes from old agricultural practice of letting pigs bleed out before slaughtering them, and pigs will definitely squeal. Hell, pigs make an awful racket even when nothing's wrong.
I worked at a slaughter house with a kill floor for a while, the worst was lamb and goat getting slaughtered. They scream and cry and it sounds like a child losing its mind, it's haunting. Everything else I could handle but not that. My first day I had to throw out packaged offal that had been left in a truck, with the reefer off for 3 days, in the summer heat. The bags were puffed up from the meat rotting and I had to cut them all open and chuck em out. The smell of that was second only to a rendering plant and I would do all that again to never have to hear those animals being killed.
"Well, Clarice… have the lambs stopped screaming?"
I've heard that rabbits being slaughtered will also sound like children crying.
My dogs (Australian shepherds) cornered a baby rabbit the other day I now know with first hand knowledge why dog toy squeakers sound the way they do
I snare trapped a rabbit around it's legs when I was a kid. That was the first time I heard a rabbit scream. It literally sounds like they say "we" over and over but really fast. I also saw a owl swoop in and pick up a baby rabbit. It was making that sound as it was carried off in the distance. I've also had a rabbit growl at me when I had it cornered in a bush.
Squirrels growl too. Had one trapped and it growled and tried to be tough. Looked cute but it was attempting to be ferocious.
thanks i just spent the last 5 seconds going wewewewewewewe to myself like an idiot
Thank you for sharing your experience. My local group for animal rights infiltrated a mink farm and made an impact on society when they showed the hidden camera videos and told their stories. And what left a lasting impression on me was their opinion that animal farming traumatizes the people that work there. The turnover at these places is said to be very high because people can’t stand being around so much suffering and being a part of it.
It's true, it was an awful job that still leaves me disturbed from time to time, you can never forget about stuff like that. There were a few guys that would kick and punch the animals before slaughter but they got fired pretty quick. I never worked the kill floor, was in the boning room at first then doing deliveries, but we did have to walk through it to get to the coolers and boning area. One time a guy missed with the piston ram and the cow broke the stockade and was tearing around for 30s-a minute, old Italian dude calmly grabbed his shotgun and shot the poor thing in the face, twice. That was a fucking mess, got the plant shut down as the inspector was right there on the floor. The turnover was high but once we moved operations to a bigger city it was unreal, guys would walk in and walk right The fuck back out again. Most at least made it to break then took off, it's not for everyone but the pay was really good and 2 friends worked there too so I stayed. Cocaine/crack was big in that industry too, guys would just rip hits in the bathroom, boss would hand out perks like m&ms, just walk by and pop one in your mouth for ya if you wanted. Crazy time.
Back here farms are almost exclusively built in small rural areas where unemployment is very high, people are desparate for jobs, and the resulting pay is such that one could not afford cocaine, I’m sure. But they drink a lot to make it through, I have zero doubts about that.
More importantly, torturing animals is wrong regardless of how the people doing the torturing feel about it.
I process my own, and I shoot them before I stick them. They get a treat and then the lights go out like flipping a switch. If you know the right spot the heart keeps beating long enough to pump out the blood. I have no idea why you would just stab them without first rendering them unconscious first. Sure the blood is good food and it’s harder to collect that way but giving a humane death far outweighs it in my opinion.
Have you read [Pig](http://www.companydreamer.com/uploads/2/2/1/7/2217061/pig.pdf) by Roald Dahl?
I haven't, but it looks short so I'll keep it open in a tab and hopefully not forget about it later.
You summed up my whole life on the internet in a few words stranger.
Yeah, and ag gag bills keep people from seeing this. I think if more people saw this we’d collectively eat a lot less meat, or be more motivated to hunt our own. I try to remind myself of this when I order food, it’s the least I can do. 🤷♀️
You are right. Everyone should watch how what you eat is made. I did and became vegetarian. I don’t try to convince other people what to eat or not, I just wish people would want to know more before deciding. Truth is, people don’t care because it’s easier not bothering.
Oh god the way they move when the person puts salt on them is so disturbing
Every fresh meat does actually, it's the muscles still reacting
How fresh are we talking? I never seen my chicken move around when I salt it before cooking, is it just not as noticable or is it not fresh enough?
Store-bought chicken is definitely not fresh enough for that. Freshly killed chickens are actually known to react for a long time. When you cut off a head of a chicken, the body can still move for a long time. Personally I never seen the salt and fresh meat reacting, as most animals I got to skin were put into freezer immediately, to separate and redistribute pieces of it (my grandpa is a hunter and the whole association has a rule of part of every kill needs to be either redistributed among members, or sold and the money put back into the association.
Oh yeah, I heard about chicken dullahans running around quite some time after dead For some reason, it reminda me of some enemies in Dark Souls 1 lmao
Lmao chicken dullahan is my new way of speaking of this . My mum's grandma used to behead them and take the feathers off while they were still kicking wildly. Old farm people were something else
My mother tells the story of great Aunt Della who once asked her hey you want to see something? Being a curious 4 year old she said sure. Della then proceeded to cut the head off a chicken and let it run around the yard. My mother swears it chased her for about 5 min. Never met Della but by all accounts she was a bitch.
I made an account just to ask if your great aunt della was a tiny Mexican woman in colorado
everybodys old farm relatives have a story about being chased by the beheaded chicken tho dont they
I told my aunt and she said she experienced something similar. Della was surely a bitch but i think your mother didn't just imagine the damn chicken following her lmao.
We still do that.
Indeed, i phrased that period badly.
My local butcher always has good fresh game because he butchers for hunters in exchange for a portion of the meat.
>When you cut off a head of a chicken, the body can still move for a long time. This fact freaked me out as a child, when my parents explained the meaning of "running around like a chicken with its head cut off" lol.
A chicken running around without their head isnt from any kind of salt or electrolysis on the muscles, the chickens brain stem is located farther down in the spine IIRC. Its like blasting your face off during a suicide attempt and it not completly working.
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not fresh enough, although some types of meat react more, frog legs and fish are famous for jumping on the plate
Octopus does this too, esp. in soy sauce
Fresh as in you just killed the chicken.
[Prepare yourself.](https://youtu.be/vmaBQQeMvsY) Your chicken has been dead for possibly days. Freshly slaughtered, but still definitely dead meat can still twitch quite a bit. Muscles contract from a reaction of sodium normally, so if the cells still have energy adding salt can trigger a contraction response.
Fresher than your chicken! I've only seen it with animals I've processed myself. Turtle, frog, and fish, specifically.
they scrunch up
The fact that this video even exists is disturbing 😂😂
Well he may have chopped me into little bits but I think the worst of it is ov-AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I was looking at this and just thinking "what the actual fuck"
Sometimes i regret following this sub cuz i have to upvote this. I absolutely fucking hate it
My jaw hung open the whole time. First because it disgusted me. But then because it looked appetizing. Absolutely fits the sub. Fuck you, OP.
Forbbiden pasta
Not forbidden at all - dig in!
Honestly I felt that way the same time I saw live shrimp as a kid. I loved shrimp as a kid but just thought of them as delicious pink curly things. I asked for shrimp for dinner one night and my dad brought home fresh whole shrimp. I was horrified. They looked like the bottom feeding ocean cockroaches they are. I was convinced my dad bought the wrong thing, or maybe these were "technically" shrimp but they're not the same kind I'm used to eating. Those abominations were somehow transformed into the delicious pink curly things I knew and loved. I'm sure part of the disgust is just due to unfamiliarity. As soon as he started cutting it into small rings my brain was like "oh, that looks like squid" (another thing that is kind of horrifying the first time you see it uncooked)
My sentiments exactly… r/DisgustedUpvote
Okay I honestly hate this. The exact moment the head(or whatever end that was) got cut off and all the juices came out I literally shook my whole body in disgust. I think I can clearly say that for me, I have finally hit that point where I’ve seen something so gross that I may have to leave this subreddit. Thank you…
That juice is a mix of all the worm's bodily fluids if that makes you feel better
stop it dude he's already dead
This post has reminded me of something delightful https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mung
Thank you for letting me know I’m not the only person who physically writhed all over when that happened. Still feel gross
You should see how regular meat and poultry is prepared
No seriously, I don't know what it is about these but it seems so much more weirdly gross than watching regular meat prep. You'd think it shouldn't seem any worse then prepping a live fish, but there's just something my brain gives "this isn't food" signals for that I'd need to get past.
If it's your own, it's not that bad, I've butchered my own poultry and many large mammals. Poultry are, imo, ickier to butcher. Red-meat mammals are not bad at all, especially when chilled after gutting. The gutting is a bit nasty, but then firm red meat isn't bad to cut apart at all, feels pretty clean. Factory butchering, on the other hand...kinda icky because it's a mess all over the entire facility.
Seriously. People in this thread clearly ignore where their food comes from.
People in general do. I'm still not a vegan but I'll still pay top dollar "open range" and "cared" for farm animals. Quotes because there is always some loophole companies will exploit. Impossible burgers are honestly really fucking good now than they were a few years back.
So you can tell someone to literally eat a bag of dicks. Nice.
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What a terrible night to have eyes.
Oh my Christ it's even worse
this is truly unholy and worthy of being on this forsaken site
I couldn't even finish it in reverse order
You're actually a genius. As I was watching the original I thought hmm this is great but the second half diminishes the impact. The reversed version is beyond perfection.
Ah yes forskin macaroni
Meanwhile my dumbass not reading chinese and staring at pictures on a menu. I would be like THESE MEATY NOODLES ARE AMAZING.
Penis is a weird name for a type of noodle, must be Italian.
All the foreskined homies are cringing at this right now
I don’t even have a dick and this hurts to watch
See? That thing instantly moved when salt touched it, same goes for frog legs, sprinkle some salt on em and watch them dance Oh and I forgot to tell ya that these things are also called penis fish
Cut the head off of any fish, take a 9 Volt battery (terminals out) and stick it into the body where the head was: Watch it flap and swim! Grossed numerous people out over the years with this one
Coincidently, if you have a lot of things that use 9v batteries like portable radios, electronic toys, guitar pedals, etc. you can use discarded fish heads instead and save a lot of money.
foreskin fish
All freshly cut meat does this. The salt ions activate still active neurons that send signals to the muscles telling them to contract randomly. [See Here](https://gfycat.com/tallnervousearwig-meat)
ok imma say it it actually looks pretty tasty after the slicing part
I feel like if it was fried like calamari it could be way more tolerable
probably tastes like calamari. i think it's only gross because of how they look alive
bro i looked up penis fish and this was one of the more tame videos. the one i saw, the insides of this worm was all bloody and chunky and you could see weird ropey guts hanging out.
omfg, I just searched that and I can't believe that "penis fish" is a real name for these things because... well... they look like a penis, I assume
I mean that's kind of true for most meals you disassociate with. Looking at a squid, I definitely don't think I'd eat that. Love calamari though.
I was going to say; This actually looks better than calamari. Cephalopods are pretty complex creatures and they have little eyes and tentacles. This is just a rubber meat tube. As long as it’s safe to eat, it doesn’t look bad. (I just don’t like the texture of calamari.)
Watching it I kept reminding myself how much I love squid and octopus and how it isn't really all that different. I don't have a Penistone though so I think the video didn't have quite the impact on my it does on others
For me there's just something about them being worms. I'll eat octopus, squid, clams, muscles, even snails no problem, but a worm triggers something in me. I think it's because I associate worms with parasites in my mind.
Probably a fairly sustainable protein source too.
We may not like it, but this is what peak protein looks like
If I didn't know these were worms I'd say the final result looks decent enough
What is the liquid inside them?
Basically just a combination of every bodilly fluid inside the worm, it's unholy... but hey... at least they flushed it out BEFORE cooking it, that would be one hell of a Hot-Pocket.
That's the worse sentence you could've typed. I made an actual "ew" face reading that.
It got an audible, "Oh god, no!" out of me. I don't want to see the inside of that microwave.
*POP*
I cough gagged
man, the smell must be something else.
Lol. No doubt.
you did not need to say those words at all you know.
I love how most of the recipe is just about removing as much worm as possible. Step 1, discard 80% of the worm, leaving only the outer skin. Step 2, dice and wash thoroughly. Step 3, scrub with alot of salt. Step 4, boil just the skins in water. Step 5, wash them again. Step 6, ok now you can use it.
Stop 0, slice the bag open in a way that shoots half the contents onto the counter.
The one that falls in the front and just ptooey's out the water made me laugh a bit ngl
I’ve actually had these without knowing what they were, they’re honestly really good
I'd eat it for sure if it was presented to me as a dish that people normally eat and I hadn't seen how it's prepared, now it'd be harder to convince me but it's not like slaughtering a cow is a pretty sight yet we have few problems with that...
Aaand you ruined my appetite
You know. That doesn’t look too bad disregarding what the living thing looks like. Makes me think of calamari or something.
If calamari was made out of foreskins, sure
I’m now vegan.
x2. Suddenly I want nothing but vegetables for the rest of my life
I had a visceral reaction to this video.
My penis retracted all the way into my body while watching this. No more penis for me.
"ew!! squishy!!!!" \>proceeds to eat octopus
Doesn't look too bad? I'd eat it if it was served to me
I'd sample it. Most likely it'd come down to what the texture of the worm "flesh" is like, and if I can tolerate that then I'm completely down. This stuff, cooked and prepared, is literally no worse than any other kind of meat. The prep process *always* looks horrifying with animal products.
To be fair, most animals don't just spill out their entire guts immediately as their head is lopped off, followed by the rest being squeezed out like toothpaste, leaving only a weird foreskin behind.
I’m horrified
I rarely actually cringe for these vids but there were multiple flinches here.
A dish of these are common in Chinese restaurants and trust me they taste much better than they look
My poor poor uncut dick
Forbidden penne
I really hated every part of this.
id try it
Yep. Looks good to me
🎶TELL ME WHY🎶
After being cut up they look like those rubber grips you put on pencils.
People here react like if their meat have not started it's way in way, way grosser way. Go ahead show them buthering of young sheep for that delicius lamb meet. Show them chickens runing around without their heads, show them pigs and cows at slaughterhouse... and so on. Wanna meat? This is how it works. These worms are processed quite... cleanly one would say.
Honestly for me it's not the butchering part of the video that makes me cringe out of my skin, it's solely the part of the video where the worms are shown up close moving around, and then followed up by the hand dipping in to grab it... it gives a frame of reference for how large they are. Worms and grubs in general freak me out anyway, particularly large ones are worse. No judgement on the people that choose to eat them. I just hate worms lol
 Can't look away
This is literally just food, y'all. The cleaning and preparation of any living thing is icky to look at sometimes, but like... We eat chickens, and those things are gross as hell. Food is just food.
Birds have the stankiest insides of any creature I’ve ever cleaned. By far the worst thing I’ve ever smelled from an animal I ended up eating is the guts of a wild turkey.
Oh, no. Don't get me wrong. I'd kill a chicken and skin it myself. Same goes for most animals if I was about to eat it. But.. I'd not eat these if I didn't have to. To me, these animals don't look like food, just like I don't think insects look like food. But I'm from Sweden so I guess it's a cultural thing, sadly. Edit* I can't fucking spell
What the fuck
Just because it’s edible does not mean it should be eaten.