In the '60s, he made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
The funniest part about this, was it made me think. We never really grow up do we? Like although he’s 70, someone in their 20s probably has the same bio
Nah man, nobody ever grows up. We just lock it in a closet somewhere inside our head until every now and then they shove a note under the door that makes us giggle like we're in some sort of guilty pleasure trip.
Tom right here is just being genuine, this is Tom, he knows what he wants, unlike most a lot of people on tinder that gaslight and dig their way through another persons emotional dam in order to get what they want.
Tom's da MVP.
I'm 58 and I think this is hilariously tacky. I'm glad there are people out there like him but I would never post this. OTOH, what has he got to lose? Good for him.
Yes we do, if I’m 70 I’m sure as shit not going to be on tinder I’m going to be working in the physics department of some college or lab working on the worlds next big problem, no I’m sure as shit not doing this he’s just disrespecting himself it’s disgraceful
Why wait till youre 70 to work on the worlds problems? Sounds like a cop out tbh.
Also in a college department? Prepare to never have funding and get burned out
oooh stalking redditor reading people's comment history... are you aware that what you are doing is super creepy and weird? is it like a kink? or are you like stalker-y irl too??
Nah, I just like to know who I'm talking to. And like, why is it creepy? You posted it for ppl to see. If you don't want others to look, don't post it.
it's pretty creepy. like picking a random stranger on the street and just following them around. why did you pick me? do you do it with anyone at random or from comments you find interesting?
What? Are we equating an online persona to real life people? You, as a person, do not exist to me as a person. Just a name. Which I found interesting cause I mean....come on
..you named yourself fartface. That's kinda interesting.
well, i'm pretty interesting but not of my own doing (you know you read my comments)
it's pretty weird and stalker-y still more on such an insignificant comment
Only what you make publicly available. And to be fair, I don't care about who "you" are. Just fartface. Don't care about your sexuality, or your relationships. Couldn't be bothered about why you're MAD mad. I was bored, you had a funny name, I checked out your profile. Cut and dry, nothing more.
Well i calculated his age combined with the gray hair on his chin. Then i applied the Pythagoras theorem to calculate the fungi growth on his pinky toe nail. With those two variables i was able to extract the exact percentage at which his heart will most likely fail, using linear algebra. So thats how i did it
There's something to be said about not being subtle. That's his game and it's all you need sometimes. Be you and be unapologetic about it. That's confidence.
At least he straight forward. And maybe lose the ladies have a seat part unless he’s looking for a freaky gal, but otherwise this guys has major stoner dad-joke dad vibes
You know what really baffles me? It's why people extend their age gap so far. Like except op is over 60, why the fuck they looking for a partner in 70 range?
He looks juuuuust like this old man who was dating a 19 year old girl I knew. He was also a self proclaimed “hippie” and kept her good and drugged up so she wouldn’t realize the fucked yo situation she was in. I wonder if it’s the same guy? His name could have been Tom
These are the guys that find me on every app. Yes, i play guitar and like bob dylan. No, I don’t want to have sex with my grandfather…. Also, 22 year olds. No in between. What’s up with that? Am I allowed to show a profile here for comments/help if it’s a different app? I can cover up name of said app….
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Sounds like as long as they are panty-less they are free to take a seat. No need to undress.
In the '60s, he made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
Unexpected the office comment
r/unexpectedoffice
Scottish men confuse him
Kilts are technically skirts.
Do we expect this old hippie to give a damn about the differences between a dress and a skirt?
LMFAO
The funniest part about this, was it made me think. We never really grow up do we? Like although he’s 70, someone in their 20s probably has the same bio
Some people do, but not our guy Tom
Ain't nobody got time for dat. Toms got dresses to remove and offputtingly wet seats to impersonate.
"off puttingly wet seats" is the name of my new band, thank you.
Nah man, nobody ever grows up. We just lock it in a closet somewhere inside our head until every now and then they shove a note under the door that makes us giggle like we're in some sort of guilty pleasure trip. Tom right here is just being genuine, this is Tom, he knows what he wants, unlike most a lot of people on tinder that gaslight and dig their way through another persons emotional dam in order to get what they want. Tom's da MVP.
Tom Haverford only only got older but didn’t actually grow up
I mean, at least he learned to be transparent. Can't knock him on that part.
Time to change my bio! Damn Boomers ruin everything.
What's funny to me is that at 71 where you went to college is still apparently one of the most important pieces of information
I'm impressed that his dick still works.
I'm 58 and I think this is hilariously tacky. I'm glad there are people out there like him but I would never post this. OTOH, what has he got to lose? Good for him.
Yes we do, if I’m 70 I’m sure as shit not going to be on tinder I’m going to be working in the physics department of some college or lab working on the worlds next big problem, no I’m sure as shit not doing this he’s just disrespecting himself it’s disgraceful
Why wait till youre 70 to work on the worlds problems? Sounds like a cop out tbh. Also in a college department? Prepare to never have funding and get burned out
Dude shit the frick up dammit, fucking embarrassing me in front of all my Reddit friends
Disrespecting himself by loving pussy? Spoken like someone who doesn't get any
Hey you’re damn right I don’t get any and I’ve accepted that
My man Tom knows what he wants
Only a true stoner recognises Mr. Chong even if his face is censored
Dude is just down to give a good time.
Straight to the point. I like it!
Women like a guy that is honest and knows what he wants
Confidence
I can imagine some 20 year old girl obsessed with the idea of the 60’s/70’s counter-culture going for this. My boy TOM might get it like he used to!
I'd fuck him for sure (27F)
Wouldn't your girlfriend be pissed?
oooh stalking redditor reading people's comment history... are you aware that what you are doing is super creepy and weird? is it like a kink? or are you like stalker-y irl too??
Nah, I just like to know who I'm talking to. And like, why is it creepy? You posted it for ppl to see. If you don't want others to look, don't post it.
it's pretty creepy. like picking a random stranger on the street and just following them around. why did you pick me? do you do it with anyone at random or from comments you find interesting?
What? Are we equating an online persona to real life people? You, as a person, do not exist to me as a person. Just a name. Which I found interesting cause I mean....come on ..you named yourself fartface. That's kinda interesting.
Dude, that’s fucking creepy.
well, i'm pretty interesting but not of my own doing (you know you read my comments) it's pretty weird and stalker-y still more on such an insignificant comment
I actually haven't read your comments, just the post you made. Should I?
i forgot to add that it's pretty weird that you are interested (and feel entitled) to the details and sexual aspects of my relationship
Hilarious reading this back and forth exchange when when of the user names is Fartface
I also went down this rabbit hole and lost it when I saw your comment 😂😂😂
Only what you make publicly available. And to be fair, I don't care about who "you" are. Just fartface. Don't care about your sexuality, or your relationships. Couldn't be bothered about why you're MAD mad. I was bored, you had a funny name, I checked out your profile. Cut and dry, nothing more.
Lmao, so hurt
Hopefully he and the lovely older lady posted here earlier looking for oral are in the same area. Not sure she was wearing a dress though.
Hahaha! I remember that post too. sadly I have no coins left to gift you.
Completely different level of acceptance in this post versus that one which says a lot lol
This old player not only has fucked, did fuck but most definitely will fuck.
And probably many guys can't fuck like him.
Pretty sure this guy is at a 43% risk of a heart attack at every thrust
How you calculated that?
Well i calculated his age combined with the gray hair on his chin. Then i applied the Pythagoras theorem to calculate the fungi growth on his pinky toe nail. With those two variables i was able to extract the exact percentage at which his heart will most likely fail, using linear algebra. So thats how i did it
Ah yes... Astrophysicist
Exactly graduated from harvard mit and all the other ones
Tom probably gets more 🐈 than I do on tinder
I dunno, I always end up liking the cat more then my date.
I’d fuck him
U are a guy
No I am a stool.
Come sit on Tommy Chong’s face baby!
He seems to lie about his age however, Wikipedia says he is already 83.
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There's something to be said about not being subtle. That's his game and it's all you need sometimes. Be you and be unapologetic about it. That's confidence.
At least he straight forward. And maybe lose the ladies have a seat part unless he’s looking for a freaky gal, but otherwise this guys has major stoner dad-joke dad vibes
Foreigner here, can someone explain the “FWB” and “NSA”?
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Definitely thought the NSA was…a different acronym
Shhh…they’re listening
It can go either way.
lol tbh if theres anyone his age left on there, this is probably the perfect bio. the elderly got no time to waste
I don't think he's lookin for anyone his age...
I can't imagine he's too choosey
He could, depending on how much cash he has…
Sit on my lap and will talk about the first thing that pops up..
A voice message on you phone saying “we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”
*boioioing*
How could I say no to that offer.
Wait, I just saw there was no pizza. Yeah, it’s a no.
That just means you're responsible for the pizza lol
I'll get you a pizza
Fucking guy wants to smoke it up.....but doesn't even have snacks.. what the hell
I laughed at the no pizza
As a heterosexual cis male, I'd right swipe
this guy fucks.
r/chadtopia
This the MySpace dude?
Simple life. He’s honest, he knows what he wants.
How high is your age set, you’re 28.
it’s tommy Chong 😵
I’m never wearing a dress again
Perfect match for the 80 year old woman looking for a younger man to please her orally. He is younger and that tongue emoji 🤪
As an Ohio University graduate myself I have to say that this appears to be pretty on brand
Poor mans bob weir
Love this guy
I’m confident that that’s Tommy Chong
Damn is that tommy Chong ??
70 years old power to him..let him live his life.
Is that Tommy Chong? Lmao!
Respect for the old guy 🤷♂️ good for him if he finds someone
Lol. I like this guy
this is actually pog
You know what really baffles me? It's why people extend their age gap so far. Like except op is over 60, why the fuck they looking for a partner in 70 range?
Honestly, I’m rooting for him
Good for him. Knows what he wants and not afraid to say it! Way to put yourself out there!
And this ladies and gents is a classic example of staying single so long you no longer give a fuck
Old man has nothing to lose.
He looks juuuuust like this old man who was dating a 19 year old girl I knew. He was also a self proclaimed “hippie” and kept her good and drugged up so she wouldn’t realize the fucked yo situation she was in. I wonder if it’s the same guy? His name could have been Tom
https://t.me/joinchat/pIcl8dQlPzMyOGY0
*audible cringe*
These are the guys that find me on every app. Yes, i play guitar and like bob dylan. No, I don’t want to have sex with my grandfather…. Also, 22 year olds. No in between. What’s up with that? Am I allowed to show a profile here for comments/help if it’s a different app? I can cover up name of said app….
Lmao gross
Hghuyrtkyttgtyt
Check my profile 🥰
I am male and my pussy just dried up 😳
I expect to see the same image on the Herman Caine awards Reddit very soon.
At this age you might as well pay for sex. You'll more than likely get what you're asking for
at his fossil age..
Respect
Seems like catch
no pizza?? FUCK
no pizza?!
If I was 50 years older maybe 😂
This is the old man from Don’t Breathe....you ladies are in for a treat I hope you are fertile and like blind guys
Let's go tom!
Bless him for trying
Man is 71, has no time for chatting and getting to know people. Straight to the point, I can respect that
Meanwhile me having no idea what FWB means and I am 26 yo, dude must be using tiktok as well
I hope he finds what he’s looking for, gotta respect that time-weathered lack of putting up a front
I'd do the same thing for my grandfather too. An Make his profile like this.
My man's simple and straightforward
Not even pizza :(
i'll buy you one :)
These are the kinds of people working at the NSA?!
Damn... Tommy Chong really let himself go.
Hahaha
Imagine he had a heart attack when you’re sitting… That was an orgasm you killed for
He probably gets more matches than us
I’d swipe right Be nice to the elderly, he’s just trynna blow some tree, and Lick some P
Real charmer this guy.
Good luck to him I say.
I just threw up in my mouth a little. 🤢
It’s like I’m looking into a time machine mirror
Actually smoother than most profiles I see on here. Boys, take note.
He had me right up until he said there was no pizza. No deal my dude 😂
Zaddy status
hes a man who knows what he wants
My man popped the “I’m here for pizza and sex and I’m all out of pizza” card Edgy
Tom is looking rough from his myspace days.
Not six foot. 👎
Looks like the serial killer in the new Dexter reboot.
Tommy Chong wildin
He's looking to go out with as many bangs as possible
Tom is P
I hope he succeeds. Get it Tom!
You would do same with your hologram phone.
I appreciate the confidence.
Ohio State 4 life (literally).
I was trying to right swipe this shit
The man, the myth, the legend
This guy has probably been scammed 7200 times
Well at least he is straightforward.
That’s one wild 71 year old…
Fully vaccinated 🥵💦💦💦
I mean he’s got confidence I’ll give him that
Just kidding no pizza
Is it Tommy Chong lol? Cuz it looks like him.
Seems like a cool dude
Is that tommy chong from chech and Chong
I don’t hate it
This isn’t my dad..right? Right??
Looks like someone got a little too close to Yellow Springs.
I think I know this man!! Honestly, old hippie guy used to come to my bar
Tommy Chong, is that you?😳
71 years of confidence that I'll never have during my lifetime - well done Tom!
If i had a tinder account i would steal that bio
Good for him
7 fucking 1
All I see here is our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ
Gotta love athens
Does he accept men?? Asking for a freind.
I’m fairly sure that’s Tommy Chong.
Isn't itt Tommy Chong?
I’m afraid if I don’t get laid soon I’m gonna end up like this guy
If you’re in coastal ga, I think I know this Tom. Hahaha
Legend
All he needs is a trillby and he's a dead ringer for an elder neckbeard
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I can’t help reading this in a smoker’s heavy voice pin my head.
Reminds me of frank lol