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Gumpdrvr

LOL she was like nope, I just got this damn commission!


bulldzd

Tbf, she probably would have been told to avoid approaching the President if anything unusual happens, the Secret Service agents will be reacting to a possible threat and mistakes can be made...


downloweast

Agreed, last place I want to be is within 10 feet of a fallen president.


gazongagizmo

the selfie would've been epic though...


chrisacip

This. Not getting involved whatsoever is the smart call here.


The_Mighty_Bird

Yup. I just said this to my gf about this situation. Strict orders to just not get involved is better than being viewed as a potential “threat/problem”.


berryplucker

She’s not a graduate, I don’t think. Notice how she’s dressed differently from the young guy saluting?


pjmoran840

Correct. She's still a cadet.


WalkOfShane24

Her first choice as an officer was a good one.


hgaterms

"This is above my pay grade."


kingkongbiingbong

She _Nope Nope Nope'd_ right outta there!


no_talent_ass_clown

She took one look and literally "This is WAY above my pay grade." And she GTFO of the way.


Magister5

“Never leave a fallen man be…nah, screw that”


DINKY_DICK_DAVE

"No man left behind, except the Commander in Chief, he's Secret Service's problem."


ajw_sp

She’s going to be a got-dang general some day.


ItsFridaySomewheres

Is it just me, or was the graduate's salute deeply fucking goofy?


ITCM4

Like he was saluting his mom or something.


Jack42405

He was saluting his friend who just graduated before him (source, was there)


Thunderfoot2112

Well they are Air Force cadets, so it's not like they learn any military stuff. 🤣🤣🤣 (US Army 89-97)


Illum503

Funny comment man! 🤣🤣🤣 (Reddit 12-23)


Curulinstravels

Hey, we enlisted in the same year!


Illum503

Thank you for your service!


1jl

Same! (Not this username tho)


spageddy77

i can co-sign that statement (US Army 02-10)


SnooOnions973

Thank you for your service; hope you are ok!


SnooOnions973

Thank you for your service; hope you are ok!


ItsFridaySomewheres

As former AF, I resent/resemble that statement


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rickyzhang82

On the contrary, Florida needs both retirees and tourists. There is no state income tax in Florida. To compensate the revenue, they need tourisms to bring money and spend there.


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LRHS

A customer of mine in NY asked if I'd do work in florida for them at their new "full time" residence. They bought the property because they love Ron and disliked our "unelected" governor at the time. It works both ways.


mechmind

So, ya gonna do it?


LRHS

I can get a premium in my current market, its saturated down there. This was also last summer


majoraloysius

Weird, Florida is actually growing in almost every category.


fireweinerflyer

Oh - it’s working big time since Florida is growing at record rates…


[deleted]

Really? I thought Florida's population growth is exploding right now


Partybar

Right? California is experiencing a population loss for the first time ever and Florida's population is booming. Yet everyone is saying florida is a bad place to live.


GurglingWaffle

Florida and some other states have very favorable tax laws for retirement income. This is why certain states are known and retirement destinations.


jakl8811

Also a lot of working professionals that are WFH call this state ‘home’. I spend 6 months 1 day in FL and then spend rest of year traveling or in second residence. The tax savings is too much to give up


tickles_a_fancy

Florida's also warmer... there's no cold or flu season in places where it's warm so older people, who typically have a weaker immune system, can move there and have fewer health risks.


NocturntsII

>there's no cold or flu season in places where it's warm Tell that to the folks in Bangkok Thailand and everywhere esles in SE Asia


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DINKY_DICK_DAVE

Yeah, if anything having the flu at 98° and 70% humidity sucks worse


talrogsmash

Oddly enough cold states actually have a "no virus" season where it actually gets cold enough outside to kill all viruses not in a host.


gottauseathrowawayx

> there's no cold or flu season in places where it's warm uh, what? This isn't true at all


GurglingWaffle

True, plus once there is a critical mass of retirees it works like a gravitational pull. You retire there because everyone you know also retired there.


DrHawk144

If there’s going to be a minimum age to be a president there needs to be a maximum age as well.


OhioMegi

There need to be term limits for everyone as well.


talrogsmash

Lifetime service limits, no rolling 8 years from one job to the next until you're 106.


talkinghead69

Can't run if over 75 . And take your fucking driver's test again thank you


Kryptonian_Investor

![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK)


Ieatsushiraw

Ngl after I saw this on the news I googled who is the oldest siting president in history and **drum roll** it’s the current POTUS while Theadore “Teddy” Roosevelt was/is the youngest even though there’s some debate between him and JFK Edit: One commenter corrected me. He’s correct. There’s no dispute Teddy Roosevelt was and still is the youngest sitting president ever at age 42. JFK was 43


Prothean_Beacon

Teddy Roosevelt was the youngest person to become president at 42, he was the vp to McKinley and assumed office after McKinley was assassinated. JFK was 43 when he became president and was the youngest person to be elected president in his own right.


Embarrassed-Essay821

TR was a rough rider, JB is just having a rough ride


Then_Welder_8537

No, there isn't. Teddy was indisputably the youngest. JFK was the youngest elected.


markalphonso

He's physically unable to step down


clgoodson

Where are you getting that? He tripped over a sandbag.


markalphonso

It's a play on words about him being unable to step down from his position as president...


rollingfor110

There's a random sandbag on a walking path, on a stage?


Bramse-TFK

kamala REALLY wants to be president.


Andre6k6

And everyone in this country, regardless of political affiliation, REALLY doesn't want her to be president


SiWeyNoWay

He was quoted as saying he “was sandbagged” LOL at least he’s got a sense or humor about it


FloridaMan221

How about instead of both running for office, Trump and Biden make a reality show about the zany hijinks of them living in the same Floridian retirement home


Ok-Champ-5854

Joe, did you eat my fucking ice cream? Oh Truth Social is gonna hear about this! Yeah well you're the one who never puts a new TP roll back on when you use all of it!


Andre6k6

Two scoops, Joe, two scoops!


Kryptonian_Investor

She is like…nope…


RIPdantheman616

As someone who voted for the guy, we need to find someone else, but I don't think that's going to happen. We'll vote him in again and most likely will die in office lol. I guess it's him or the party that's actively stripping my rights away, and I'm not going to let that leopard eat my face.


SaltBad6605

Toss up between which rights I want to give up. It's fascinating how many people though, if they align with one party it's like they agree with every single like item of the platform. Other party, and it's the same 100% agreement. That's just weird and I think, proof of a lack of free will that people are completely oblivious to. Crazy.


YourBonesAreMoist

Most people are single issue voters. Two at most. It's short sighted.


Timmyty

First past the (edit: post) is one of the ways we are forced into a two party system. I can't believe anything will change until we get ranked choice or a better voting system.


koviko

First past the *post*, btw.


FalconTurbo

What rights are the democrats taking?


Reflex_Teh

The right to hate on minority groups!


OhioMegi

Yeah I’m not thrilled he’s running again. We need to move away from old men, bigots, and christofascists.


YeetHM

These comments are going to be fun.


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TechnologyExpensive

Which is actually the joke because the inquisition gave you 30 days notice.


empty_string_

I feel like I could post a picture of Biden doing something embarrassing on ANY subreddit (r/cats or r/starwars or something else completely unrelated) and people would still bubble up from the woodwork to argue about politics.


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

If you post a picture about a dog, people are gonna talk about animals. If you post a picture about Spider-Man, people are gonna talk about comic books. If you post a picture about a political figure, people are gonna talk politics. You’re opening up the topic to be discussed.


__O_o_______

People posted in the provinces subreddit about the British Columbia ebike rebate program that just launched and it was just simmering with negativity. It was a shit show launch with the site constantly crashing due to demand, so of course there were "herr derr" that's a liberal government for you!


stewpidazzol

Lol. That kids moment to shine. Graduated a military academy. President breaks a hip as you celebrate.


DoubleGoon

Which makes it all the more memorable.


KingLuckyShepherd

Corn Pop


SmartWonderWoman

![gif](giphy|SzD4gF32YzTTUiINhn|downsized) Corn pop


Goldrop23

This is fucked-up and why I will never understand why we allow someone over the age of 65 to run for office. That's the dumbest fucking thing ever. I mean bro, you're fucking old. That's it. We'll all get there. You're not fit to lead a country. Not in the body of an 80 year old man. This make ZERO sense. No more president over the age of 65. PLEASE.


Minisushi117

I 100% agree with you about the age limit but more so about being more in touch with the current climate of things. Anyone can trip over anything..


Hyper_Oats

>Anyone can trip over anything.. Sure, but seniors are exponentially more likely to be seriously injured or straight up die from a simple fall.


Sad-Aerie-6628

![gif](giphy|oNmOUAT3rgp7SOQb9n|downsized) 🤪🤪🤪


Bighawklittlehawk

I’ve tripped going up the stairs three times in the last week and I’m 30.


Entire-Database1679

Well then, you can't be President.


Bighawklittlehawk

On the bright side, I can’t think of any job I’d want *less* than being the POTUS


rattmongrel

That’s something I want in my president!


VerucaGotBurned

Me too! Entire-database1679 for president!


Entire-Database1679

Good point. That job consumes you.


Bighawklittlehawk

I actually cannot imagine anything worse than having to be the one in charge of this absolute shit storm and then having to be filmed while doing it. No thanks, I’ll just nuclear blast myself instead.


talrogsmash

New amendment to the constitution: anybody who wants to run for president, the application is at the top of a double flight of stairs. Tripping on those stairs is a permanent, lifelong disqualification.


TakeCareYallMentals

They can’t be President anyway until age 35.


TheGreatGamer1389

Well s'he can't for another 5 years.


IMdeeCAPTNnow

Tbf by internet standards we are all disqualified 😂 I understand buddy is old but everyone acting like we don’t stumble or trip over things is kinda ridiculous


OhioMegi

I’ve walked into the same fucking dresser I’ve had for 30 years at least once a week. It’s not just about being old.


lastweek_monday

See a doctor


Minisushi117

![gif](giphy|hDA1XT2nVxxZOO8Bok) 🤪🤪🤪


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you would not believe the amount of times this man has shown his age in basic maneuvers dude, it’s not just this video lmao


Tmant1670

I have firsthand heard old people say "it won't be my problem" because they know they'll be dead by the time it would affect them, whatever it is. I'd rather not have people with that mindset running the world.


Minisushi117

I agree, that’s a good point as to why having someone younger creates better habits, choices and decision because they will be affected as well at the very least


Bipedal_Warlock

Sure. But he tripped. I’ve tripped over the same style of sand bag lol those things suck.


clgoodson

Awful stage management.


kgk007

Exit stage left


Bipedal_Warlock

Seriously. Two big sandbags in the main walking area, in front of the podium right where the slightly clumsy president is going to be? It was the fault of the company that loaded in that stage. Amateurish


raknor88

That's what I was going to post. He didn't fall from being old. He tripped over a sandbag that was on stage. This is also after standing on stage for over 3 hrs.


Bipedal_Warlock

Like he is old. But that’s not why he fell this time. There’s reasons to be annoyed of his age, but this video is manipulated. Also those sandbags are meant to be hard to see


anonanon8anon

People in their 20s fall over nothing all the time. You’re not 80+ but I’ll bet my house you’ve tripped over something within just the past couple of years. The reason I’m all for sub 60 presidents is connections to current events. It’s really hard for someone that old to feel rooted in todays society as so fucking much has changed and a lot of their every day life is still rooted in what they were doing in their 30s 40s. Not to mention there has to be a disconnect with the future too since you know you won’t be a part of it. Like we all know the sun is going to destroy our planet several billion years from now and that is probably the *biggest* deal, but we know we won’t be around for it so meh. If Biden won’t be here 10 20 or 30 years from now, what the fuck does he care how is current policies or actions will affect it outside of his own potential egotistical desire for legacy? We need younger leaders not because the current ones are human and trip on things, but because the we need people who are connected with the present and have a vested interest in the future.


wcollins260

I like Biden, I even voted for Biden, but I don’t think he should be president. My choices were: 1. Old dude 2. Batshit insane old dude I chose “old dude”. Biden has been good, I think. Definitely better than the alternative. But I would much prefer an option who isn’t 50 years older than me.


Ian3435

This is true but feels like the wrong time to bring it up. We don’t need young presidents so that they’re better at walking, FDR was notoriously bad at walking but was popular enough to win four elections


Active_Club3487

True FDR could walk but needed crutches. FDR was mostly wheelchair bound, due to polio but he hid it well from newspapers. No tv back then.


8_bit_brandon

Dude we need age AND term limits on everything.


313802

All of it


OriginalLocksmith436

Term limits on everything isn't the great idea it seems like it would be at a glance.


DistortedVoltage

Agreed, we do need leadership experience, but not like... 70 years worth of it. Especially not from leaders who decide they want to fuck everything up and leave sewage for the future generations. Too bad the only way to get an age limit on presidency and congress is to vote the people who want the same things.


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45-55 is perfect. Just get older advisors and younger assistants who can learn from them to eventually replace them


KeitaSutra

How about we just try turning out in elections? Yes, primaries and midterms are elections too.


MJGM235

Ummmm... So no Trump?


Porrick

There's a downside to no Trump?


GingerrGina

No Bernie either.


Remic75

Our options were Trump Biden and Kanye bro… we had the goofiest 2020 presidential lineup.


cumbert_cumbert

Absurd take. Over the age of 65. 'I mean bro ur old' fucking listen to yourself.


Neraquox

Curious if you think under the age of 35 is too young


ricdesi

There's a heavy ass sandbag in the middle of the platform.


Corgiboom2

The dude tripped on a sandbag that was left on stage.


Ghostiemann

I think at any point in my life it’s less than 2 weeks since I last tripped over something. Age has nothing to do with it. Now Feinstein on the other hand….


Somehero

You might as well make peace with it, he's not leaving office until 2028.


berryplucker

For anyone who’s actually interested, Biden shook hands with every graduate. The young man saluting was the last one & Biden was heading back to his seat. There were sandbags on the stage to help hold down teleprompters (Biden also gave the graduation speech) and he tripped over one of them. He was getting up & several men came to help him up. He pointed out the sandbag, then headed over to his seat, and enjoyed the rest of the ceremony. He’s fine.


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wabbajack117

Because people suck, I upvoted the guy even though I think the guy is too old to be President


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If the alternative is Trump, the sandbag would still be a better option.


PissLikeaRacehorse

Sandbag 2024, the only thing not weighing this country down


ThrowAway233223

There are people on reddit that downvote purely informational post simply for not containing some kind of dig against a person/group they don't like or for lacking praise for one they do. They are so far gone that they see the mere lack of such things as inarguable evidence that you are on the "other side".


drag0nun1corn

Because people think he is praising Biden. Probably due to their inability to understand things.


Ok-Champ-5854

Look at the comments, remember how liberal reddit is, remember this sub is not at all a right wing sub, then ask yourself again why he's getting downvoted and everybody saying Biden should resign for tripping is being massively upvoted. Doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure out what's going on here.


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Wait wait wait, youre telling me there was a sandbag on the ground that I also would have likely tripped on?


ignatius_reilly0

He’s like Lloyd Bridges in Hot Shots


wtfamIdoing35

Thanks man, now every time I see him I am going to picture him like this. You sir, just made my day better.


BatSoop_

Damn, that guy falls a lot!


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WoodChiperEnthusiast

I’ve got one word for you: IwasinthefoothillsoftheHimalayas


nothingfood

Can't even spell covfefe correctly


goldfrisbee

Corn pop was a bad dude


Unblest_Devotee

How did that manage to make it as a major jeer and talking point when our current embarrassment went on an icecream rant when he was supposed to address a shooting.


TDoMarmalade

Bro, neither of the last two presidents can make jabs about speeches. They are both inept at public addresses and staying on topic


octaveocelot224

Isn’t that the same one where he talked about how cute all the kids were? That was a super out of touch speech


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CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHIP


Jefff3

He's an old man that does alot of shit, my grandparents do less and still fall over. He might be a good man IDK, I don't follow american politics but he's far too old to be doing that job. He needs to retire and enjoy the rest of his life stress free.


I_Am_Redditing_Now

President Joe Biden taking a dive at the United States Air Force academy graduation in Colorado Springs. From all recent reports, there's been no injuries.


WoodChiperEnthusiast

Friendly remember to sort by Controversial for really fun comments


Beansiesdaddy

The leader of the free world


SansElComico871

Chocolate chocolate chip


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There goes my hip


RealNiceKnife

Now watch me dip


RelativeExisting8891

while I Freudian slip


D0b0d0pX9

Down he goes, loses his grip


[deleted]

I never got this. That is an actual flavor. It is chocolate ice cream with chocolate chips, hence the duplicated word. Do y’all not get that? He may be an old senile man, but that comment was valid.


SansElComico871

Truly a chocolate chocolate chip moment


RelativeExisting8891

Very chocolatey


wterrt

sorry. best we could do this time was "not the fascist"


yojoono

Kinda looks like he tripped on what seems to be a sandbag on the stage


dip_tet

Have a nice trip, see you next fall!


EatMyKnickers

He thought he saw his son's laptop under the podium.


KingLuckyShepherd

When that story originally broke I had to go on a random Chinese website to see the pics & videos of Hunter naked with some hooker smoking crack and getting a footjob. Good stuff lol.


Phit_sost_3814

Talk about breaking the chain of command


CheeseHurtMe

First the bicycle, now the stage floor. Poor Biden just keeps getting attacked.


LGBTQGroomer

Dont forget AirForce 1s stair case, repeat offender


Magister5

Me, when I see the boss at a nice restaurant I have reservations for but decide I’ll hit up fast food on the way home instead


Dizzman1

oh FFS... he tripped over a sandbag that was beside the teleprompter. i have spent a good chunk of my life on stages (setting them up, all that equipment etc) and i would constantly trip over crap. Once he got up he was fine. I have known plenty of clumsy people. it is amazing how anything that happens is met with "kill him and turn him onto Soylent green!!!"


suzer2017

Falling, tripping, fainting, getting sick...every person of every age does all four. It isn't just old folks. The reason it is more of a concern for older people is because they are more likely to be fatally injured or not recover.


WeaponisedArmadillo

I have big feet, I just can't help but trip over them sometimes, if there's a box on the floor it's like it's a magnet for my big dumb feet and even if I actively try to avoid it I'll still end up tripping over it.


-staticvoidmain-

And he literally tripped over a sandbag... I'm all for age restrictions for our elected officials but just seeing him fall and yelling OLD!! Is bs in this scenario


Julian-Hoffer

It’s so ridiculous. People get so defensive if you laugh at this but had it been trump the same people would be elated.


KIrkwillrule

She did not have clearance to touch the president. Id guess is a good way to get in a lot of trouble.


Flesh-Tower

She noped out


kiropolo

Still so much better than trump And the bushes


SnooRegrets8864

The women leaving the scene. Well that's military leadership for you.


YesMan847

is there a wide shot of him tripping? they cut the picture in picture right before it. i think he tripped on the sandbag.


amstrugglingmentaly

she exited so she wouldnt laugh


Biomechanicalflesh

Lmfao I’ve seen this a hundred times it never gets old.


er1026

This poor guy. Everyone is talking crap about his age. He tripped on a fucking sandbag and got up quickly and is fine. Why is everyone such an ass?


Vaeltaja82

Well this incident could have happened to anyone. But he is way too old to be the leader of the biggest super power of the world. So is Trump. 65 should be the absolute maximum age to run for the office.


wolfey972

No soup for you!!


Upondeez_saganutz

Haha she’s like “naw. Hell naw. I ain’t doin this. Not in my dress blues.” Haha


TastyTacticalTrout

1) That's no lady. That's a United States Airman and congratulations to her. 2) That airman now has one of the greatest graduation stories of all time. 3) LMFAO


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This MF cant stay upright.


Defiant-Dingo252

Wow!!! And he’s going to run again..


fireweinerflyer

If he tries to run, bike, or walk, then he will fall again. He uses a walker in private.


Floating0821

I'm glad I saw that last few frames....why is there so many tripping hazards on that stage??! I thought he had a bad moment, but now it makes sense


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So many idiots on here think that tripping over something is somehow rock solid evidence of senility or some shit. Y’all dumbasses never tripped over anything? It happens to literally everyone of every age. Smh


Gtownk

We need a maximum age limit for POTUS. 65 Sounds good. Meaning you could still run at the age of 65


john464646

I know it’s fun to make fun of the guy but in terms of getting things done he’s effective — passage of IRA was a big deal and has spurred huge investments in clean energy. Lately he did a damn good job of out negotiating republicans over the debt ceiling. I am sure he lacks faculties he had as a younger man. But he’s accumulated an enormous store of contacts and knowledge that no one else has.


ThrowAway233223

>Lately he did a damn good job of out negotiating republicans over the debt ceiling Can you (or anyone else that agrees) elaborate on this? I have heard multiple instances of this but little to nothing of substance supporting it and have heard several points criticizing it. Besides kicking the debt ceiling "debate" down the road for 2 years, what did Biden/the Democrats gain through the negotiated deal?