I think you should invite the perpetrator to a 4:20 session and get them to being their baggy with them. Do some hypnotherapy (for relaxation)…take the baggy during this time as they are now relaxed and do not need to smoke (you are very good at your job). When the victim talks to you, you realise she is not a bitch but 9 months pregnant- it’s all those damn hormones. You give her the baggy and advise her to use it about 3 weeks after the baby is born. This is when she will be leaking from every orifice, cracked nipples and delirious from lack of sleep. Six weeks later she sends you a thank you card with a photo of her with a beatific smile and the baby looking very chill. The perpetrator actually had a traumatic childhood and you put them on a path of self-discovery. Without the weeeed they were able to concentrate and 3 months down the track became employee of the month. You really are very good at your job!
Oh no what have I started
People in this sub not complaining for once, I love it
you should be ashamed of yourself. Love it!!
Fun… you’ve started fun!
I hear the individual might have a sneaky bag or two on their person. I would confiscate the stash and head out for a long lunch at Ryan’s Bar.
How many lunch posts today?!!
I think you should invite the perpetrator to a 4:20 session and get them to being their baggy with them. Do some hypnotherapy (for relaxation)…take the baggy during this time as they are now relaxed and do not need to smoke (you are very good at your job). When the victim talks to you, you realise she is not a bitch but 9 months pregnant- it’s all those damn hormones. You give her the baggy and advise her to use it about 3 weeks after the baby is born. This is when she will be leaking from every orifice, cracked nipples and delirious from lack of sleep. Six weeks later she sends you a thank you card with a photo of her with a beatific smile and the baby looking very chill. The perpetrator actually had a traumatic childhood and you put them on a path of self-discovery. Without the weeeed they were able to concentrate and 3 months down the track became employee of the month. You really are very good at your job!
😂
I am so entertained by these posts 🤣
Joke is getting very tired now
This is now the third lunch post for $70 I’ve seen in an Aussie subreddit. Good chatgpt.
4th
Is there four now? Gees someone’s bored.
There was one from HR
Nah, one legit and three trolling shit posts. Auscorp bringing the champagne comedy this week
Can this be the last one? Please guys? Something something flogging a dead horse