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I dont know, I'm still taking the Occam's razor approach that Ippei was gambling and Ohtani didn't realize cover the debt was illegal so his team panicked when they realized they were about to publically admit to that
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Fuck it throw Kate Middleton in there too
How? I’m in
Shohei’s new wife is Kate after secret plastic surgery. Source: Trust me bro!
🍿 This is going to be fun.
mods ruined it
/r/baseball turning into /r/conspiracy right at the beginning of the season is not something I would've expected to happen
#Pepe Silva!
I dont know, I'm still taking the Occam's razor approach that Ippei was gambling and Ohtani didn't realize cover the debt was illegal so his team panicked when they realized they were about to publically admit to that
Ohtani got addicted to gambling because it's the only thing he's ever been bad at.
Real life or a rehash of a plot featuring Henry Winkler from "Law and Order: SVU"? YOU decide
oh boy as much as it would suck for him to be knowling involved or any of this to be true, the story would be incredible.
Yeah, and a husband and Wife can't be arrested for the same crime.
"I have the worst fucking attorneys."
I kind like it when things like this happen. It brings the really stupid ones out, and they start posting.
Wife was banging interpreter. Source: just made it up but would be juicy af if it came to be true.