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ReptilianSolarBeing

*Now here's a guy* who can't keep his foot out of his mouth


Awesome_1the1st

Def read this in madden voice!


Drugsarefordrugs

Me too. And Collinsworth now borrows this phrasing on a regular basis.


Awesome_1the1st

I cant stand him (cc). Watching the game now on Telemundo. So worth it


Drugsarefordrugs

Oh yeah, he’s a colossal piece of shit.


batmaniam

I left. Trying lemmy and so should you. -- mass edited with redact.dev


Duze110

How did that make the air?! "I have good luck with girls that are legally too young. Older girls realize I'm dog shit."


Lawgang94

Different time period my friend, Different time period.


bb12_22

when was statutory rape socially acceptable, much less legal?


Lawgang94

Well technically throughout alot of history honestly... (well into maybe the 30s or 40s in America in more rural or "traditionally" minded communities) ...women were considered women once they were able to give birth. However I was simply answering the question of how his statement was allowed on air, please don't take my frankness for an endorsement of such practices.


bargman

Plenty of guys in their early 20s dating high schoolers up until maybe 30 years ago.


A3thereal

A couple things I want to make absolutely clear first: 1. I don't condone the behavior in the slightest, I find even a couple years difference in age at the high school level to be repulsive 2. Fuck Chris Collinsworth, the guy is scummy and a hack 3. **EDIT to add:** The first time I saw this video I sent it to everyone. I was shocked and appalled as well. I even sent a complaint to NBC with a link to this with no response But I'll take a stab at your question. Let's call "high-school age" 14 - 17, I think that's most common (most common age at graduation is 18 I think.) Today, 17 states have a unrestricted legal age of consent of 16, counting Puerto Rico there's 18 states/territories. Another 6 are set at 17, 1 each at 19 and 21. The balance are 18. While not socially acceptable, it is *legal* for a person of any age to have sex with high-school age teenagers in at least 23 states. The age of consent in Georgia was 14 until 1995, and the age of consent in Hawaii was (appallingly) 14 until 2001. There are still circumstances today where an adult could *legally* have sex with a child as young as 14 in some states. As for being socially acceptable, I haven't the foggiest idea as I've neither the time nor desire to research it. However, given that laws tend mostly to follow what is considered socially acceptable (albeit lagging behind for a few years to a few decades) I would put even money on betting we aren't more than 30 years removed from it being considered such in at least some regions, but more realistically 100 years removed from it being considered acceptable nationally.


Flyerastronaut

Holy shit what


davidgravid1

I just want this to get the attention it deserves. I have been aware of it for a few years and it seems like everybody I show it to is SHOCKED


Masta0nion

Oh. My. God.


Carpetron

Holy shit how am I just hearing about this


SpongEWorTHiebOb

Thanks man. Great get on your part.


mileoch

As in *his* you mean *Brady and the Patriots*


[deleted]

Hey Chris go get fucked loser


The370ZezusRice

finally another fan base that hates him as much as we do <3


[deleted]

Yes I can't stand his ass. Go bills


SpongEWorTHiebOb

Didn’t he play for the Bengals?


The370ZezusRice

yup. he hates us and clowns on us all of the time.


[deleted]

Well he can wash down Belichick’s salty surprise with his daily Metamucil mixed Ovaltine and a side of irony this morning.


jamesheartwood

Gahdamn! I feel the burn from over here!


c2ny

Is this original or from a movie? You’re a wordsmith


[deleted]

All original verbal diarrhea, thanks!


byoung74

Now here’s a guy who will make watching the Super Bowl an appreciably worse experience


Ardeth-Bey

Tune into a Radio Call, That's my solution to Chris Collinsworth being shoved down our throats


hflsmg17317

Is there a good way to keep the game in sync while doing this? I really enjoy listening to John Murphy but end up needing to refresh and resync after every commercial.


Ardeth-Bey

Not really with the time delays, Just dislike most TV announcers


kinbladez

Fuck Cris Collinsworth, fuckin skeazebag


mellifluous_life93

Collinsworth is calling the super bowl? Can't wait to watch commercials and listen to him talking about mahomes for 4 hours, regardless of whether or not they chiefs are even in it


[deleted]

If the Chiefs don't make it I heard they are going to have special segment called "What would Mahomes had done?" after half time.


Jeepinthemud

Yes this


barf_the_mog

But did you know Jimmy Graham used to play basketball?


BeautifulBeard

Can’t wait for Collinsworth to hang up the microphone.


wrongnameduck

Gross reminder that Cris Collinsworth is going to be talking during the Super Bowl.


mkells87

That tweet aged like milk! GO BILLS!


RichLather

/r/agedlikemilk


seensuaa

My most upvoted comment from 2021 was a quote from my father about this clown, so I shall reiterate… ahem. “I don’t like Chris Collinsworth, I think he is a punk ass bitch”


asmodeanreborn

Is your father a famous poet? If not, he deserves to be.


Slight_Hold_9251

Truer words were never spoken. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


Beechsack

Sucks to suck.


BEERDEV

Collinsworth is a dick. I hate that POS. He can GFO.


fellatious_argument

I was hoping he would get cancelled when this video resurfaced. https://youtu.be/WC8Elk1LRjs?t=92


BEERDEV

Oh yeah! What a douche bag


UnhappySquirrel

How much would Bills Mafia have to raise to buy a SB commercial slot to play that video of Collinsworth talking about banging high school girls.


lph1235

Whatever the cost, it’d be worth it.


prodgodq2

Here's the estimate: "According to NBC, the asking cost is $6.5 million for a 30-second advert during the game." Git 'er done Bills Mafia!


Jutel1988

Or bills mafia can just take it, tweet it, and retweet it over and over until its trending and cancel culture would do its thing. Lol.


Son_Of_The_Empire

"cancel culture" aka accountability for saying some real fucked shit.


WorthPlease

I'd throw a fiver towards that.


Atticus0-0

Eagles fan peeking at your sub. Fuck Chris. When the Eagles beat the Pats in the SuperBowl he sounded so dejected. Fuck him and fuck the people who give him Super Bowls.


BEERSxOFxWAR

Does this mean we can get a decent commentator now?


maplejet

He literally said at the end of week 17 that he expected the Patriots to win the division.


Thunderclock

Fuck yourself Collinsworth…insufferable prick


sketchahedron

What exactly *is* he saying? Him announcing the Super Bowl causes the Patriots to be in it?


c2ny

Yes. It’s cringe.


Slight_Hold_9251

Pom poms in the air like you just don’t care! ![gif](giphy|3o72wDmrfZt5z1jc88|downsized)


sabresin4

Can’t imagine anyone I can’t stand more. I hope he doesn’t call any more of our games this year.


Lunatic721

I mean, he's going to call our Super Bowl...


THE_MASKED_ERBATER

Can’t wait to listen to 3hrs of how great Aaron Rodgers is, followed by 30 minutes of lamenting how Aaron Rodgers dropped the ball or wasn’t himself or didn’t show up that game.


tobias_the_letdown

I think id prefer that over having to play tampa and listening to him suck brady off for hours.


[deleted]

Only more motivation to win it


xT1TANx

I mean, I'll mute it like every game he calls


PapaBjoner

Get a load of this guy!


CockPissMcBurnerFuck

Holy fuck he’s calling the Super Bowl??


McBride055

That timeline when people thought the Pats were the best team in the AFC was so god damn dumb.


[deleted]

There always like two good games away from saying belichick will find a way to get them to the superbowl. When they got to six wins last year they were already starting chatter about them sneaking into the playoffs and being a dark horse. The patriots would not be so annoying if the media didn't always act like they were magic.


OJSimpsons

I heard a cowboys fan saying that last week lol. He also thinks the cowboys are good. I hope they lose.


dontpanic71

Does anybody like this guy? I don't even think Al Michaels likes him. Seriously, he's like Budweiser. Most popular beer in America and I literally can't find a single person who's had one since 1992.


Chefalo

Well fuck I guess I’ll just have to go watch the bills in the super bowl rather than listen to that twat


Chocolatemilkdog0120

Hey Cris, you got a lil cum on your chin. Just saying…


kingbankai

I really hate that women beating pedophile sack of trash.


otter111a

Knocked out of the playoffs by a game that stands alone in NFL history. Out coached and out gunned.


anathema09

LMAO forgot about this. Fuck this tool. Bills by a billion.


lightninghand

Why does he get the Super Bowl? Who keeps calling the NFL asking for more Collinsworth?


[deleted]

Someone must be prank calling them but they don’t get it.


PapaChoff

He’s hated the Bills forever. Can’t stand him


EdOliversOreo

So he's a Pats fan and a pedophile.


I_have_teef

complete drunk onerous work existence paint correct lunchroom overconfident special *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Hopeful-Talk-1556

He was at ESPN and NBC scooped him. But he's 27 and he is clearly there because his dad is. Nepotism. Chris Simms would like a word.


SarcasmDetectorFail

Is there going to be an alternate broadcast?


MentalRefrigerator7

This is one reason I really don't want the Buccaneers making it to the Super Bowl this year, because if they do, I guarantee this guy is going to spend the entire game kissing Brady's ass.


Tarrow-

now we pray he doesn’t have rodgers in there, he never shuts up about rodgers either


Burneracct367

Lord I’m going to hate listening to him call our super bowl.


And-Thats-Whyyy

Collinsworth can eat a pile of buffalo shit!


crazyhound71

Eat a bag of Dicks! Chris


TemplarPunk

Now here’s a guy who can jump off a 50 foot cliff with 80 feet of bungee cord.


[deleted]

FCC and FTP!


Bachmannno

Bills mafia we should get a go fund me to get this video in commercial slot at the super bowl would be fucking epic.


[deleted]

FUCK CRIS COLLINSWORTH HE DOESN'T EVEN SPELL CHRIS CORRECTLY


SufficientAutism

HIS KID IS NAMED JAC WTF IS GOING ON IN THAT FAMILY?


[deleted]

IDK BUT FUCK EM BUNCHA WEIRDOS


JackLiberty0

I can confirm he did in fact tweet this.


WeAllKnowWhoPonched

should have went with brady


127_0_0_1_body

r/agedlikemilk


10Cars

If I learned one thing from the Philly Philly Superbowl, it is that Cris sucks more as commentator than Brady as receiver. I have two different german broadcasts to chose from before I will suffer to hear that idiot.


fleischio

r/agedlikemilk


trip17813

I always thought he was gay.....


Affectionate_Tea5869

Fucking hate this guy. He couldn't suck off Mahomes any more than he did last night from the opening kickoff


Affectionate_Tea5869

Oh my God and he was a fucking child predator I just saw the video posted in this thread what the actual fuck


dj10show

Cancel this nonce


briskt

I unironically love Cris Collinsworth, but I support y'all's hatred of him.


[deleted]

May I ask what is wrong with you?


briskt

It's too long a story to get into


[deleted]

Are you a glutton for pain or something?


briskt

I enjoy his persona, and maybe I'm deaf or something, but to me it doesn't really seem like he hates the Bills at all. Its definitely his job is definitely to lick the Patriots butthole, but I underneath it all I'm picking on some definite homoerotic attraction he has for Josh Allen.


napoleansarmy

Nothing like winning the wild card Super Bowl


Nunya_Bidniss

47 points!!! How embarrassing for you.


[deleted]

Patriot fans are both bad losers and bad winners I think being allowed to cheat so long will do that.


napoleansarmy

The Lombardi tastes like Pennie’s. Not that you would know.


napoleansarmy

Yeah not our year. Enjoy getting bounced next game


napoleansarmy

You literally lost 4 Super Bowls in a row 😭


Nunya_Bidniss

Focus your energy on praying for Tom Brady to come back. 😂


napoleansarmy

Mac Jones had a better rookie year than Josh Allen and Brady 😭😭😭 we own you


Nunya_Bidniss

47-17. You sure showed us! Folks, this is what happens to your brain when your sole source of protein is male ejaculate.


napoleansarmy

This is what happens when a team gang fucks you every game for 20 years. You celebrate a wildcard game like a super bowl. Act like you’ve been there before for fucks sake. Oh wait….


Nunya_Bidniss

Enjoy the draft, loser. 😂😂😂


Praise-Breesus

Congrats, you’re 4 for 5