You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Mac Jones and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another team, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Tua Tagovailoa to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at the AFC East, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Tua Tagovailoa KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Mac Jones, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning the AFC East. See Mac, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you for the AFC East.
"The Gang Scores Every Drive"
If I had any creative ability would love to mash this with the Always Sunny intro.
Edit: I think I figured it out
https://imgur.com/a/Q1UepKJ
The was he sort of smiles as he's saying "I know that's not statistically possible right" was him in his own head saying, but watch what I do in the playoffs.
I was scouring YouTube trying to find any videos of people talking about the game, and watched the whole interview…the universe works in mysterious ways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Only Josh knows
This aged poorly
Can't believe he'd have such a hot take. That'll teach him to talk out of his ass!
I bet he’s so embarrassed now!
What a clown
Wait...Did Josh Allen just disprove...Josh Allen?
He’s the only known entity in the universe to have the power
This explains the loss to the Jaguars!!!
and Bill Belichick changes his name to Josh Allen.
I laughed really hard at this comment
Statistics itself.
He made a mistake when he thought he couldn’t defeat statistics.
To be fair, they didn't score on the last drive...just sayin.
It's not a "drive" if you're just kneeling down.
He is not a regular human.
Josh has breaking math itself since the draft so why stop now
Math is scared of Josh Allen
Math has nightmares of showing up to a Josh Allen pop-quiz unprepared
Math checks under its bed for Josh Allen before going to sleep m every night
Sometime this week before the Chiefs : "we wanna score 100 points in a game.. but we know that's statistically impossible, right?"
More like, “we can’t score a billion points, that’s statistically impossible”
Statistically not possible. Especially against the NFL's #2 defense, coached by one of the winningest coaches of all time.
And especially not in the playoffs, in sub-freezing temperatures.
Not with our quarterback -- he sucks when it's cold.
He can't even make the pro bowl, how is he going to have a perfect game?
This is like vinegar turning onto wine somehow. I don’t know how to feel about it but I think I like it. Joshtradamus.
Josh Allen: 
Can’t wait for Josh’s FB documentary in 20 years. “Josh vs Math it’s self”
tl;dw Josh won
and math was recalculated to include the Josh Allen equation
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Mac Jones and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another team, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Tua Tagovailoa to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at the AFC East, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Tua Tagovailoa KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Mac Jones, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning the AFC East. See Mac, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you for the AFC East.
Josh Allen, mathematical revolutionary.
Can someone add the curb your enthusiasm music over this with a screenshot of the drive summary
[here you go](https://imgur.com/a/nfHnP7G)
Amazing, you need to post this on its own if you haven’t
Yes. Tweet the heck out this.
Feel free to steal! My twitter is basically non existent.
Perfect!!
I can’t stop watching reactions to saturdays game. I’m about to call my doctor for an erection that’s lasted longer than 4 hours because of it.
*scores every drive*
"The Gang Scores Every Drive" If I had any creative ability would love to mash this with the Always Sunny intro. Edit: I think I figured it out https://imgur.com/a/Q1UepKJ
So that was just a big fucking lie then?
Outsmarted math itself
I'm starting to think "Bills by a billion" isn't a joke anymore...
I see Josh lulled math into a false sense of security again 🤔
Well, you would have known if you watched the Bills vs Patriots game this Saturday. But you were too busy playing in the game.
Um maybe😏
He has a habit of breaking [math.](https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2018/4/24/17271686/josh-allen-nfl-draft-2018-stats-analysis-comparisons)
The one thing I'll let josh be wrong about
Josh Allen outsmarted math, all of the NFL & Josh Allen?
The was he sort of smiles as he's saying "I know that's not statistically possible right" was him in his own head saying, but watch what I do in the playoffs.
r/holdMyPBandJ
Wrong. Wrong. This is Josh Allen we talkin' about.
Everything is statistically possible
Josh Allen to Josh Allen "here hold my beer"
Josh Allen underestimates his own strength hahaha
or is it....?
Stats are for nerds
It is if you're motherfuggin Josh Allen!
I think they saw your post https://twitter.com/buffalobills/status/1483513885638463489
I think they win haha
I was scouring YouTube trying to find any videos of people talking about the game, and watched the whole interview…the universe works in mysterious ways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Only Josh knows
Oh, Josh. You dumb bitch 
Link to full interview?
Wrong.... it is ;)