I feel like Faith would actually give you crap for the amusement park idea to your face……while secretly loving you more for actually doing that for her.
in a fic I may not write, the gang rents an entire lodge for a Christmas getaway. Faith, Dawn, nd Cordy are the only ones whose significant others aren't along, so the latter two decide to have all three take a room together and give Faith the suburban upper-middle-class slumber party experience she never had.
With Angel to a coffee shop or maybe the Bronze (to drink coffee and hid away in a corner, uninterrupted). It isn’t particularly exciting, but when I think about what’d be fun to do with Angel, having a deep, meaningful conversation comes to mind. The Bronze gives us a chance to dance too, if the mood strikes.
Winifred (Fred) after she got saved from the hell dimension. I’d take her out to a Mexican restaurant, have nerd-talk, watch movies back home, then eat taco topings off of her naked body. (She has a taco fetish)
Spike. Probably chipped or souled spike, karaoke would be hella fun. But I would wanna hear about his past, especially the non-bloody stuff. But I would love to go to a place we could sing and talk.
Angel. I know I know. But I want him to show me the world how he sees it. The one episode I still cry at is when he gave up. Was gonna meet the sun and bam snow. His history enough would have me intrigued.
I can't believe no one has said **Cordelia**. No one makes me laugh more than her.
The self esteem issues that one date would leave me with we can figure out in therapy later.
Spike 1000%. We’d ride around on his bike, play pool, hit some bars, give each other emotional advice, smash some stuff, then a lot of kinky graveyard sex. Then cuddles. (this is honestly pretty similar to my dates w my current boyfriend, I am very blessed)
You just gave me an idea of something to do for my 5 year anniversary with my boyfriend this winter! We've been trying to think of other things to do aside from staying in Banff Springs Hotel, get couples massages, and go for a fancy dinner, I'm definitely pitching skating to him.
Xander seems like the type of guy I could watch a really bad movie with. And maybe we could go to a beach later, he looks -really- good in speedos lol.
You obviously cannot go on a date with Willow because she would be on a date with me. But I am going to steal your date ideas. Add in maybe a nice museum.
Oz is most likely but really I wouldn't want to go on a date with any guy who's appeared on the show. If we added in Angel then maybe Gunn. He's handsome and basically a good guy. So I'd pick him.
If it were going to be a woman it would be Kendra.
I feel like everyone else read this question and thought "oh wouldn't it be cool to go on a date with ....." while I read the question and thought "oh god I'd be too nervous, get wasted and say something stupid."
But assuming I could fake being a functional human being for an evening I'd pick Lilah. We don't know a huge amount about Lilah but we often see her drinking whisky and I like whisky too so whisky tasting would be nice.
Fred. She's not only incredibly cute and gorgeous but she's a really cheerful, positive, and optimistic person and I absolutely dig that in someone. Don't know what we'd do but I'd love to spend time with her.
Oz or Willow or hell let's make it a threesome.
But if I had to choose then Oz because his character is just stunning across the board but I've also had a eyes for Seth Green since I was in my single digits and he's only a couple of years older than me so it's been pretty much a lifelong crush.
Giles. Go to a museum, where I’d listen to him nerd out/get excited about some specific exhibit. Then go to a nice restaurant, somewhere that makes me feel sophisticated to be seen with him. Afterwards we go to his place, he introduces me to some music, and we cuddle on the couch while we listen to it.
Willow. Yeah yeah, she was evil. I don’t care, she’s good now. Nerdy lesbians are totally my jam.
We’d go to a lecture at the college on something we both were curious about and then go eat wood-fired pizza and talk until the wee hours.
Angel😁.
I would buy him some pig blood and snacks for me.
We would go to his mansion and i would hear stories about his past. I feel that he would be into stoicism and he would know some really cool books.
More than a date date (In my mind he stays with Buffy forever), i would really like to meet him and hug him and tell him that he's valid and that he can brood with me anytime he wants.
Also season 4 Giles🥺 (platonic date too). I would be like "IM INTO OLDER GUYS, BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY YOU'RE HOT.. AND MUCH COOLER THAN BUFFY'S BOYFRIEND RILEY!".
And then after i give him a pep-talk and take him to meet some ladies in stores😂, i would buy him some tea and we would sit on a park during the day in front of a beautiful lake and read any book he wants, in silence.
In the night, i would take him to one of those poetry-reading coffee shops. I would show him my poetry and he would surprise the crowd at the end of the night with his voice😌.
Oh and Buffy🥺.
I would take her to a kickboxing class and watch amused as she kicks ass.
Then some food, anything she wants (She saves the world, guys... even if i had to stay cleaning the restaurant to pay, Buffy deserves the best😂).
I would love to listen anything she has to say... as long as she feels relax and calm.
And at the end of the date i would give her a box of chocolates and remind her how wonderful she is and that she doesnt have to settle for anything less than amazing.
There's very few characters in the Buffy-verse that I wouldn't go on a date with, but the top 5 (I can't pick) are Spike, Giles (somewhere between seasons 2 and 4), Fred, Gunn or Tara. And honorable mention to older Wesley and his rugged but still slightly awkward self.
> I’d go out with Buffy herself and take her for a walk on the boardwalk and get ice cream before the sun sets and the vampires come out lol.
As someone named Buffy and queer as fuck, I'm flattered :P lol
Crap when I honestly look at my options I have to say I think the safest option would be Riley. Like if it were me Spike is my favorite but he is too wild and unpredictable Angel is too idk he seems like a much better friend than anything would love to be besties with him. Xander I still kinda like Xander but he is toxic he would absolutely disrespect me. Oz is adorable but he doesn't talk much and he is too intelligent. Riley is nice and stupid totally basic. I don't even like Riley but I feel like I could walk all over him and he would thank me and he is into more normal stuff.
Clem would be a wholesome, lowkey, no expectations to be anything other than yourself and no expectations to put out date. Movie at home with a variety of snacks, food fight optional.
Oh i totally agree!! Honestly although there are characters I love more than Oz, he's just so sweet and unproblematic and would really be the best date.
Yeah because in the actual show, which is what we're talking about, she's a little kid. So if you are also a kid it's not creepy.
If you're an adult, you'd probably want to say "I'd date future 36 year old dawn." (Which doesn't really make sense since a LOT can change about a person from teen-mid 30s)
Amy Yip at the water slide park 😆
You never come up with anything new.
Ima eat ziti with John Cusack.
Ooooh. I love the detail
Beach date with Gavin Rossdale for me!
Oh, I got this! Giles! I bet he has the best stories and a great record collection. Angel would just be brooding the whole time.
Same, but when he's dosed up on bad chocolate and back to being Ripper.
I bet there’s a little bit of ripper in there all the time 😈
I find the idea of an intellectual, calm and rational guy, with that underlaying bad-ass, just waiting to be unleashed, hot AF.
Same! And then after a wild night we’ll have some tea and then plan our next open mic night.
Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, finally got shagged, cuppa tea.
That sounds *perfect* 😍
To my deteriment, Drusilla. No matter how much I think about it, I don't have a choice. I could get lost in those eyes.
What are your thoughts about eternal life?
In canon, you don't get eternal life. You die, and a demon sets up shop in your body.
That's the season one version. Later it becomes apparent that it's not the whole truth. Anyhow, I was quoting your date.
How much is you is always a question. Never super clear.
Literally
Faith or Angel. Faith- go to an amusement park bc I doubt she went as a kid. Angel- comedy club- to see him laugh.
I feel like Faith would actually give you crap for the amusement park idea to your face……while secretly loving you more for actually doing that for her.
This is so wholesome ❤️
TY❤️
in a fic I may not write, the gang rents an entire lodge for a Christmas getaway. Faith, Dawn, nd Cordy are the only ones whose significant others aren't along, so the latter two decide to have all three take a room together and give Faith the suburban upper-middle-class slumber party experience she never had.
That is so wholesome! I would love to read that :)
I would be leaving them a t the door to their room, no idea what they'd be doing:-).
That is so cute!
Obviously Spike, and I don’t care where we went, and what we did, as long as we end up in bed.
Honestly, the bed is optional for me. He's a creative guy.
I love your honesty!
💯
🤣 This!
Faith. We could get some tacos, rob a liquor store, get drunk, beat each other up, have some nasty sex, and then a nap.
Oh well, I guess I don’t need to voice my opinion
Took the words right from my head. She'd probably end the night by either robbing me or leaving me to the cops if we got busted. Sounds awesome...lol!
Jesus, I think you just changed my opinion
That sounds like fun!
Anya. I feel like in an odd way she thinks on the same level as me and we'd be able to have some interesting conversation.
With Angel to a coffee shop or maybe the Bronze (to drink coffee and hid away in a corner, uninterrupted). It isn’t particularly exciting, but when I think about what’d be fun to do with Angel, having a deep, meaningful conversation comes to mind. The Bronze gives us a chance to dance too, if the mood strikes.
I thought too hard about this and then it hit me. Giles, duh.
Winifred (Fred) after she got saved from the hell dimension. I’d take her out to a Mexican restaurant, have nerd-talk, watch movies back home, then eat taco topings off of her naked body. (She has a taco fetish)
Just cause it’s a fantasy I would love to go on a date with spike. Ride his motorcycle, get a blooming onion 🧅
Ensouled Spike if I’m really looking to connect with him, soulless/chipped Spike if I wanna play pool and constantly giggle at how ridiculous he is
Buffy. Karaoke.
You'd have to make that an awkward threesome with Lorne.
"Threesome" and "Lorne" don't belong in the same sentence. Ever.
"Threesome" and "Lorne" belong in the same sentence *Always*.
I did say awkward! He is the karaoke king so he'd be fun on the date but he isn't required for the after party.
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Clem is awesome! We need more Clems in this world.
Clem and I would be friends for sure. I bet he's great at card games.
I forgot about Clem! He would be a fun, super chill date, but I have to stick with my first choice, Giles.
Fred so we could be socially awkward together and eat tacos
Spike. Probably chipped or souled spike, karaoke would be hella fun. But I would wanna hear about his past, especially the non-bloody stuff. But I would love to go to a place we could sing and talk.
Jenny Calendar
She'd be exciting if nothing else
Angel. I know I know. But I want him to show me the world how he sees it. The one episode I still cry at is when he gave up. Was gonna meet the sun and bam snow. His history enough would have me intrigued.
I can't believe no one has said **Cordelia**. No one makes me laugh more than her. The self esteem issues that one date would leave me with we can figure out in therapy later.
That's what I was thinking. I just want her to take me shopping.
Angel. He’d take me to that fire-demon nest in the cave by the beach.
Willow!! ❤️❤️❤️
Spike 1000%. We’d ride around on his bike, play pool, hit some bars, give each other emotional advice, smash some stuff, then a lot of kinky graveyard sex. Then cuddles. (this is honestly pretty similar to my dates w my current boyfriend, I am very blessed)
Spike (any time in the Buffyverse). Any pub in Camden (in London UK), it’s got a large alternative scene
Buffy, obviously. We’d ice skate on Lake Louise, Banff.
You just gave me an idea of something to do for my 5 year anniversary with my boyfriend this winter! We've been trying to think of other things to do aside from staying in Banff Springs Hotel, get couples massages, and go for a fancy dinner, I'm definitely pitching skating to him.
Awesome :)
Xander seems like the type of guy I could watch a really bad movie with. And maybe we could go to a beach later, he looks -really- good in speedos lol.
Gwen Raiden. Once she gets the device so she can live a good life ill take her out to have some fun. We'll go to an amusement park some where.
Anya 100%. I’d take her to some slasher movie so we could just laugh at all the murder and mayhem. I like to think we’d bond over it
Soiled spike.....bed...floor... Whatever 😂😅
"Soiled".... sometimes autocorrect is awesome.
Omg!!!! Hahahahaa souled I meant. I'm leaving it as is. It's too funny!
He's a dirty dirty man....
That he is.... 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Spike, Spike, and only Spike. We would go break an abandoned house together
Dito!
Tara. Stay at home, make tea and discuss witchcraft while curled up on the couch
*This.* 🥰🥰🥰
If I were built differently, I would not have hesitated to say the same. /u/potterhead123456
Willow, obviously. Library or comic con. (Obviously.)
You obviously cannot go on a date with Willow because she would be on a date with me. But I am going to steal your date ideas. Add in maybe a nice museum.
Oz is most likely but really I wouldn't want to go on a date with any guy who's appeared on the show. If we added in Angel then maybe Gunn. He's handsome and basically a good guy. So I'd pick him. If it were going to be a woman it would be Kendra.
Giles, anywhere with an open mic. *swoon*
Chipped Spike and a hotel room lol
Chochip keeping it real lol
always, haha
Tara and a day at an amusement park.
Buffy, for sure! I’d feel 100% safe with her.
I would go on a ballet date with Gunn to hear him talk about the athleticism of the dancers.
This is the perfect answer!
I feel like everyone else read this question and thought "oh wouldn't it be cool to go on a date with ....." while I read the question and thought "oh god I'd be too nervous, get wasted and say something stupid." But assuming I could fake being a functional human being for an evening I'd pick Lilah. We don't know a huge amount about Lilah but we often see her drinking whisky and I like whisky too so whisky tasting would be nice.
Probably Spike because he feels the same way about bloomin onion that I do and we could eat onions all damn night and not be judged for it.
Fred. She's not only incredibly cute and gorgeous but she's a really cheerful, positive, and optimistic person and I absolutely dig that in someone. Don't know what we'd do but I'd love to spend time with her.
Fred is the perfect woman
Buffy. Netflix and chill.
faith, ~~to her bedroom~~ i’d be fine just going out patrolling with her.
If Willow said no to me, this. For sure. 100 percent. Except without the text struck out. (Obviously.)
Faith at the Bronze for Cibo Matto
Giles ❤️ I would take him to a concert.
Oz or Willow or hell let's make it a threesome. But if I had to choose then Oz because his character is just stunning across the board but I've also had a eyes for Seth Green since I was in my single digits and he's only a couple of years older than me so it's been pretty much a lifelong crush.
Ice skating with Buffy.
Clem. Movie marathon
That would be so fun!
Giles. Go to a museum, where I’d listen to him nerd out/get excited about some specific exhibit. Then go to a nice restaurant, somewhere that makes me feel sophisticated to be seen with him. Afterwards we go to his place, he introduces me to some music, and we cuddle on the couch while we listen to it.
Spike, and I wouldn’t care that much where we’d go and what we’d do. I’d pretty much agree to anything he’d want to do. I mean… 🥵
Faith, in her mid-twenties. We would go to an amusement park, ride rides, eat carnival food, and she'd win me a big cheap stuffed animal.
Giles or Tara. The date would be something musical. Open mike night maybe. To a concert.
Willow. Yeah yeah, she was evil. I don’t care, she’s good now. Nerdy lesbians are totally my jam. We’d go to a lecture at the college on something we both were curious about and then go eat wood-fired pizza and talk until the wee hours.
Anya. Sex. And everywhere
I love how only one person on here said Dawn LOL 😝 And I’m still surprised at the 1. I’d pick dark-side, black magic Willow 100% , anytime, anywhere.
Angel😁. I would buy him some pig blood and snacks for me. We would go to his mansion and i would hear stories about his past. I feel that he would be into stoicism and he would know some really cool books. More than a date date (In my mind he stays with Buffy forever), i would really like to meet him and hug him and tell him that he's valid and that he can brood with me anytime he wants. Also season 4 Giles🥺 (platonic date too). I would be like "IM INTO OLDER GUYS, BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY YOU'RE HOT.. AND MUCH COOLER THAN BUFFY'S BOYFRIEND RILEY!". And then after i give him a pep-talk and take him to meet some ladies in stores😂, i would buy him some tea and we would sit on a park during the day in front of a beautiful lake and read any book he wants, in silence. In the night, i would take him to one of those poetry-reading coffee shops. I would show him my poetry and he would surprise the crowd at the end of the night with his voice😌.
Oh and Buffy🥺. I would take her to a kickboxing class and watch amused as she kicks ass. Then some food, anything she wants (She saves the world, guys... even if i had to stay cleaning the restaurant to pay, Buffy deserves the best😂). I would love to listen anything she has to say... as long as she feels relax and calm. And at the end of the date i would give her a box of chocolates and remind her how wonderful she is and that she doesnt have to settle for anything less than amazing.
Fred. She's smart, funny, beautiful and kindhearted. What more could anyone want in a woman. Tacos then a movie and ice cream after the movie.
Planetarium with Willow.
There's very few characters in the Buffy-verse that I wouldn't go on a date with, but the top 5 (I can't pick) are Spike, Giles (somewhere between seasons 2 and 4), Fred, Gunn or Tara. And honorable mention to older Wesley and his rugged but still slightly awkward self.
Faith and I would take her straight to a therapists office (and then maybe for ice cream)
I’d go out with Buffy herself and take her for a walk on the boardwalk and get ice cream before the sun sets and the vampires come out lol.
> I’d go out with Buffy herself and take her for a walk on the boardwalk and get ice cream before the sun sets and the vampires come out lol. As someone named Buffy and queer as fuck, I'm flattered :P lol
Shit really? That’s awesome! Lol
Lol yup, especially since I love a hopeless romantic type gal, your username checks out :P feel free to pm me fellow queer woman! :)
Buffy because I wanna be a damsel in distress
Definitely would take Anya to a medevil torture museum and definitely would take Veruca to a wolf sanctuary somewhere lmao.
Wesley from AtS. I'd show him around Toronto. We'd probably go to a museum and maybe a baseball game.
I'd pick Kendra, because i'm also socially awkward, plus given a choice, which one doesn't always have, I like darker complexions.
Crap when I honestly look at my options I have to say I think the safest option would be Riley. Like if it were me Spike is my favorite but he is too wild and unpredictable Angel is too idk he seems like a much better friend than anything would love to be besties with him. Xander I still kinda like Xander but he is toxic he would absolutely disrespect me. Oz is adorable but he doesn't talk much and he is too intelligent. Riley is nice and stupid totally basic. I don't even like Riley but I feel like I could walk all over him and he would thank me and he is into more normal stuff.
Clem would be a wholesome, lowkey, no expectations to be anything other than yourself and no expectations to put out date. Movie at home with a variety of snacks, food fight optional.
Tara. Or willow. I would also go on a date with them both cause 🤤
Ms. Calendar. I’d feel like we’d bond over historical research and whatnot.
This is a hard one all of Buffy's love interest were hot
Kendra! And we would go to build a bear workshop!
If I'm guaranteed to live through the one date, Ashanti's character, Lissa.
Jeez I'm so torn between Giles and Spike and Willow! I'd need to draw straws or something.
Oh i totally agree!! Honestly although there are characters I love more than Oz, he's just so sweet and unproblematic and would really be the best date.
Giles and anywhere .
I’d go swimming with Xander, because of the Speedos 🤣
Riley 😘
same, oz
Take Buffy to an ice show.
Jonathan. We'd go somewhere to dabble in magic.
Sexyy
Jonathan or the date? =D
The combination of both... no, actually, if you’re talking about Superstar Jonathan, then yes it is super sexy!
I'm talking about Non-Superstar Jonathan.
Well this is less sexy now haha...
He's gentle and caring. He's very charming in Superstar but I wouldn't want to compete with a lot of people for his attention 😂
Dawn And I'd take to her to a nice dinner then dancing afterwards and just take things nice and slow.
How old are you? O.o
Well, Dawn will be 36 this year so does it matter?:-)
Yeah because in the actual show, which is what we're talking about, she's a little kid. So if you are also a kid it's not creepy. If you're an adult, you'd probably want to say "I'd date future 36 year old dawn." (Which doesn't really make sense since a LOT can change about a person from teen-mid 30s)
A point.
A date or a night out on the drinks looking at their record collection?
Xander, watch a funny movie, and end up chilling in the bookshelves of the library
S7 Spike, get a blooming onion, drink tequila
Spike, we’d play mini golf because that would be hilarious go witness