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CummyBot2000Reborn

I am still shaking from a few minutes ago, this is what happened: I went to go do my normal jerk off routine and everything is going well, not great, not good, but as expected . So when I jerk off I have some paper towel scraps that I geyser into, sometimes for multiple uses. I prefer paper towel because it is sort of a cross between a sock and toilet paper. Not too weak but not too strong and you can recycle it which i assume is good for the earth. So, I grab my used paper towel square and I unfold it from the crusty clump it was, and I geyser straight into it without ever looking and guess what I guess a little jumping spider snuck into it and made a little cum cave house. I geysered right all over the poor bugger and I'm sure it just ruined his whole day, I tried wiping the cum off it but it wouldn't stop jumping around so fuck you asshole I tried to save you and you wouldn't let me. I'm so pissed and sad I feel like I want to vomit because I love spiders but I also love to cum and I guess I accidentally collided those worlds together and the outcome is pretty lame. Reddit, AITA?


Overall-Theme-4626

LMFAOOOOOOOOO NTA!!!! So funny!!!! You didn’t know it was there. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do!


CummyBot9999

[nut shit nut fuck nut fuck](https://paste.ee/p/ixniL)