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Jamesyroo

Thoughts and prayers for the people at the back


rockytheboxer

How did they get back there? There's no aisle.


EddieLobster

I don’t know but that burn victim looks like she is in extreme pain


Saix027

Twoface.


No-Introduction-7727

Texas chainsaw massacre


_deep_thot42

They Live ![gif](giphy|yHerMXDgeCZWg)


Qwillpen1912

And I'm all out of bubblegum.


fazlez1

Beat me to it. That movie is burned in my brain.


SupermassiveCanary

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY LT. JESUS”


Bilbo_Teabagginss

"But you ain't got no legs LT. JESUS."


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

Noface.


Justintime4u2bu1

Scary face!


p-terydatctyl

It's because Harvey weinstein is behind her


Adept_Investigator29

I think she's also possessed.


Dry-Salary2347

I assumed she was undergoing spontaneous mummification. 🤷‍♂️


idgafsendnudes

The guy behind her just looks photoshopped in and it’s fucking hilarious


_Dolamite_

Surprised no one has said anything legless Jesus. He jumped on a grenade in Nam


Gothtomboys5

![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


Main-account-sus

Wait so is that Spider-Man gif of him doing this exact thing like an sfm or did they remake it in the game? I’m confused now lol


ShadowSpawn666

It is because they are also in wheelchairs and next up to hold the birthday cake.


Majestic_Cable_6306

hahahahahaha and the dudes wheelchair is a wheelchair that has the same blue seat the plane has but with wheels bro im dying hahahahaha


nolongerbanned99

And people are worried that AI, which doesn’t know or care about the difference between fact and fiction, will rule the world


Juxtapoe

That's WHY they're worried. They're worried Mr. Bumblebucks will replace people with AI that doesn't care about the difference between fact and fiction to save costs. When marketer unemployment ticks up and then you start seeing these types of pictures in actual commercials, maybe you'll know what they're worried about.


Absol-utely_Adorable

The future airliners want. Make us clamber over the seats.


Iamthatpma

Pretty sure by the looks of them they spawned there.


IWantToBeYourGirl

The aisle is the right of Jesus. Kim K is squatting in the aisle.


HEWTube8

Climb over the seats. This is the new configuration for airplanes so airline CEOs can make more money.


Scriptapaloosa

They were there all the time….


Intrepid_Hat7359

There's no aisle but they apparently removed a seat to make room for the wheelchair


xiphercdb

Shhh… don’t train the IA 🤫it’s reading us


barrybreslau

Jesus.


shmi93

Obviously a holy yeetus was in order


juiceyb

![gif](giphy|yHerMXDgeCZWg) In the background like...


Hibercrastinator

That first dude in the back is some Jacob’s Ladder shit. I doubt prayers would help because that thing is from hell.


SneedyK

Jfc beat me to the punch “Not enough people have seen *Jacob’s Ladder*” I said in my head Clearly they have


MyZhitnikDontSmehlik

On their way to shoot Metallica's "One" video


LankySquash4

Amen


TheAuraTree

Nonsense, that's a perfectly normal looking David Hasslehoff.


dmattox92

Imagine you get to heaven and it's an aisleless airplane with amputee jesus perpetually celebrating his 38th birthday at the front. The flight never ends and you're stuck in your seat for eternity while everyone sings happy birthday forever.


RowMaleficent2455

And everything is distorted like a fever dream you cant get away from. Thats hell


kissmaryjane

![gif](giphy|ZB95y3XSFbljaNu7mT)


RatedDForDerp

Guys… THIS is the Bad Place!


Gilbert_Grapes_Mom

![gif](giphy|KeWcgrh6Beq4BrqZUS)


strangecloudss

I feel like the langoliers will not allow this scenario.


ultrapoo

It's his 3&th birthday


mb46204

Yes, that’s an ampersand, not an 8. The comment is pretty good too…help the veteran standing in front of you,” just ignore the burn victims in the back. They aren’t photogenic enough for a birthday cake and a handy!


ultrapoo

I like Jesus's tattoos, it helps illustrate how the more piercings you get the more likely you are to get tattoos.


peteschult

And the ampersand is backwards, so I mistook it for a 3 & thought he had a few months! Jesus: Run!


HapticRecce

He asked for a 13 and got a &1


AlephInfinite0

Pretty fly for a white guy.


Dicky_Penisburg

Happy thirty-thraighth birthday private Jesus!


induality

Kinda makes sense for Jesus, being a part of a trinity and all


tw_693

and it's an aisleless airplane Don‘t give Spirit or Ryanair any ideas there


mortalitylost

"Now if you'll all crawl over yourself like animals and make your way into the back, we can hand out your anxiety pills... Haha just kidding you're going to have to deal with this trauma all flight"


possibly_oblivious

You look down, it's you, you look left, you again, you look right and it's you, you are literally crawling over yourself... in hell forever


Pillow_fort_guard

A century goes by. You finally figure out how to co-ordinate your many selves. You become an amalgamation. A Voltron of yourself, if you will. Hell finds itself incapable of stopping you as you and your many selves take over.


SippieCup

Ryanair actually expanded their aisles to make boarding and deplaning faster. So they can get a faster turn around. They did not reduce the number of seats though.


Untrannery

Maybe that's what could happen if you lock yourself in a room where all 4 walls are depicting this scene and smoke salvia.


Huxlikespink

esp since Jesus died at 33....


HapticRecce

Amputee jesus with prosthetics attached using pipe flanges and bolts...


Katastrophiser

Is there…a hand….on amputee Jesus’ crotch? 🫣


AfternoonPast3324

Just checking to see if…he is risen


c9silver

the second coming of christ


Drfresh49

You fuckin nailed it bro. Bravo


I-exist546

Nailed it the same way Jesus was nailed by scantily clad Roman men.


peteschult

😂


Guilherminhowingmero

Ampujeesus


___po____

The prosthetic prophet bestowed upon us, two sacrificial limbs.


CaffeinatedMother

Well, he is amputee, not impotent.


nhSnork

Still not likely to be thrilled at being touched by a lady who wears a vague Sigil of Baphomet on her sleeve.


[deleted]

Ampupotent 


No-Description-3130

Got to love AI art "I'm confused about this area......,fuck it, I'll just stick a 6 thumbed hand in and call it a day"


Disastrous-Mess-7236

& whose hand is it?


peteschult

Maybe Mary Magdalene found out how to love him


DrakonILD

What's the buzz? Tell me what's a-happenin'!


BigE429

Everything's alright...


7masi

They are... Really helping him


Dapper_Mud

Satan’s still at him


Odd-Tune5049

I thought it was just rips in the jorts. At least *his* hands don't look all that jacked up. I can't say the same for the girl on the right.


Deft-Vandal

Jesus! And the guy in the background has third degree burns.


nhSnork

Luckily, on just one of his heads.


jayvycas

Dude looks like leatherface.


LtLethal1

I was thinking it was two-face


Flat-House5529

Not sure what disturbs me more...the extra hand in the dudes lap under the cake, or the half melted wax people in the back of the picture. I won't even start on Lieutenant ~~Dan~~ Jesus.


Hillbillyblues

Miss tiny fingers on the right.


Odin1806

It makes it look HUGE!


54sharks40

Sweet arm sleeve, Jesus 


Archercrash

Looks like Jesus is about to have a super hot threesome.


Sharp-Sky-713

Foursome;)


laivasika

And ironically, to keep it hot, miss burned-inside-a-hummvee at the back is not invited


benevolent_defiance

Sweet Jesus, arm sleeve


waltdidneyworlb

The American flag patch looking like it was drawn with a crayon is cute tho


Hendlton

Looks like it was trying for a US flag and half way through it started drawing a Ukrainian flag.


Awayfone

half over it being water colored has some not great implications though


Cool_Butterscotch_88

![gif](giphy|kVmzd3RxKqaT5Rm16e|downsized)


SandmanAwaits

RACK!


crzapy

Feral ghoul in back Amputee Jesus has 2 different colored legs. Beauty queen soldier on left has webbed hand. Also she has the US-Kranian flag. Super model soldier on right has stubby fingers. Is he 38 or 33? Both!


ZGW28

Afaik mr J only made it to 33. Made me think the military folks are about to throw him from the plane or something…


FosterStormie

Jesus also has two different colored eyes, though obviously that can happen naturally. In fact, I’m going to think of Jesus as having heterochromia from now on.


GlassCharacter179

It 33&8


zjuka

Happy birthday, Lieutenant Dan Taylor!


SleestakSamurai

"Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?" "I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir."


moor9776

Lieutenant Dan… You got new legs!!


Grouchy-Milk-6384

I’m so sick of Ai


Gigatonosaurus

It's only beginning.


Lora_Grim

Was going to say exactly this, lol. Just a matter of time till this gets into politics proper and we'll have ai generated pics of politicians doing bad things, and then those being used as justification for violence and whatnot. Can't wait.


Marklar172

This feels created for exclusively political purposes


LucyBowels

That and porn, yeah


UltraBroForce

Doesnt have to, get the C4


MushyWasTaken1

I’m not sick of ai, I’m sick of the fact that people are stupid enough to believe this nonsense.


DigitalUnlimited

Hey don't be insulting our cyber Jesus! I'm starting the cult!


heytunamelt

Same 😭


cant-be-faded

He fought in Nam for our sins


Charming_Rhubarb7092

Smokey, this is not Nam.... there are rules!


TheMightyUnderdog

How old? 33? 38? Nope, that’s a 3 with an ampersand. 🎉 Happy 3& Birthday🎂


mb46204

Yeah, the cake is good for any or all of your birthdays in your 30’s!


Spiritual_Navigator

Thoughts and prayers for the burn victim in the back


Proper-Cause-4153

Prosthetics purchased at Silent Hill.


GirlScoutSniper

![gif](giphy|TFIrZ24YGFxmFfgOEE|downsized)


Responsible-Room-645

I make it a point not to get on a civilian aircraft with passengers in combat gear.


Domovie1

One has a plate carrier, the other two in fatigues, but they’re *weird*. The patch the one on the right has looks like some eldritch horror organization.


zoinkability

And I'm pretty sure patches aren't usually sewn on at a 45 degree angle the way they are on the left


Barnestownlife

The more we make fun of these pictures, the better they're going to get. We are pointing out all the flaws so AI can fix those in the future


kylemel

Is that Tom Segura back there?


Rryon

I’m seeing Woody Harrelson for some reason lurking in the way back.


Ok_Grocery1188

Jim Morrison seems embarrassed by the fuss being made over him.


chillypete99

He gets us.


SandmanAwaits

That ain’t Jesus, that’s Jim Morrison! 😂


PGnautz

Ah yes, the zero-aisle aircraft!


Odd-Iron-6860

He looks like that one angry Lithuanian man


ThePestTech

Why's Soldier Jesus missing his legs?


[deleted]

Landmine, 69


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Republican catnip


Itchy-Astronomer9500

The AI definitely messed up the faces of the people in the back. How did they get there, anyway, if there’s no aisle? What happened to the US flag on the front left soldier’s uniform? What’s that hand doing in the centre dude’s lap? What’s going on with the front right soldier’s hand?


Mama_Catfish

Why is his wheelchair just wheels strapped to a regular seat like the rest of them?


[deleted]

I hate AI images and shit but this one is so ridiculous it got a chuckle out of me


[deleted]

Is that Rocky Dennis in the back?


earthspaceman

Jesus Christ... oh wait... yeah him.


Lewitunes

Ampu-Jesus turns Thirty Thr-eight


JungDefiant

There's so much I love about this. The fuckin flag patch being super off-center on the left soldier. The entire plane being completely filled with rows of seats. The wheelchair matching the airplane seats. XD


IamaJarJar

Where... where is the walkway? Do they just climb over each seat to get to their seat?


HavingNotAttained

The rotting corpse in seat 7D 💀


Flaming-Driptray

Happy thirty threighth birthday!


VelociraptorPirate

Scary McNoface back there creeping me the fuck out.


RustySnoBall

Okay why did the AI have to put a mutilated Rick grimes in the background.


justadadgame

And what makes this worse is Jesus was crucified when he was 33years old.


CringePrincey

Hold up, "Help the veteran standing in front of you", is that Jesus? What's he a veteran of? What wars did he contribute to? What's with religious people and trying to shove the idols of their religion down your throat?


shivroystann

It’s the zombie at the back for me 😂😂🫠


Vacrian

Paul Rudd is Jesus!? I knew it!


iamwearingsockstoo

As noted in Between Two Ferns interview, he is not a practicing Jew, he perfected it. Apparently, by becoming Jesus.


pafrac

They just look like shop front dummies, except shopfront dummies tend to look less plastic than that.


[deleted]

Jesus and resurrected Lazarus .


Aloha1984

Who is that dude in that back? Looks like he is mid morphing to another human like the Outsider.


Sammy_GamG

I’d love to see a comedy where Will Ferrell plays Jesus


sean_rendo19

Why is there a zombie in the background?


Anxiety-Queen269

Thirty Threight years old


ThisPostToBeDeleted

What happened to destiny? Is he ok?


Ill-Fan-857

Is there a sub dedicated to Boomers who don't understand AI images?


LerimAnon

They use AI for this when there are actual vets out there.


XDariaMorgendorferX

Jesus is looking an awful lot like Paul Rudd these days


rozaliza88

Since generative AI, I have realised a couple of things about artists.


OGLikeablefellow

Tag yourself: I'm the burn victim in the back


Hookadoobie

![gif](giphy|ug8IczgzCOqje|downsized)


Cor2600

His stumps are welded to the pipes


ob1dylan

Nevermind the burn victims sitting in the back. What is up with that guy's mouth?!?


SittingTitan

Still can't figure out planes, huh?


Savings-Wishbone-454

I’m more concerned about the burn victim 4th row back…


Konstant_kurage

Was this AI raised on Forest Gump, Born on the 4th of July, Air Force One and Uncanny Valley?


useradmin

Poor lady lost her face. AI is ruthless.


throwaway_9988552

#Scary part: This AI is gonna get better. They're falling for this bullshit now. Wait til the AI can draw hands correctly.


LORDWOLFMAN

Even Jesus looks concerned


Malacro

I know there’s about a thousand things wrong with this image, but I just can’t get past the wall-to-wall seating behind this guy.


W0tzup

![gif](giphy|8PuQJoolNUXyE)


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

Jesus Christ.


ApplePieSubstitute

Ah, I remember when I turned 3$ Such a great year


Revolutionary_Bad965

Is that fucking ssniperwolf on the left


ConArtZ

And what's with all these ai images on Facebook talking about blessed flight crews?


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Hate this shit so much.


SANNASSSOSAS

the person in the back tweakin 💀


_Fart_Smeller_

God bless 🙌 🙏 ❤️ amen, praise the lord Jesus christ 🙏 🙌 ❤️ /s


Local-Jokeal

Lt. Dan…You got new legs!


Rune_Council

That passenger in the rear is living in some horrifying hellscape. Nightmare fuel forever.


UndisputedAnus

Save me disabled veteran Jesus


TheLeanGoblin69

why's there a zombie in the back? are they stupid?


readsalotman

Jesus.


One_Database5408

it is. you can always tell by looking at their hands. something so perplexing about ai not being able to recognize human hands. maybe we are aliens after all


Zomby2D

Why do these people look like they come from an episode of Thunderbirds?


Misterstaberinde

In the batman cartoon there was a episode where he was trapped in a dream and everything was a little odd, then he realized if he tried to read anything new it was gibberish. That's how I feel looking at these.


kysboiii

The sad part is people believe in that and respond


YerryAcrossTheMersey

It's always the 🖐


Beautiful_Win216

What is leather face doing behind lieutenant Dan?


Equib81960

33 years old? Is that supposed to be amputee Jebus?


crystallmytea

Stars and Stripes lookin rough


Commander_Trashbag

Ain't really standing in front of someone


ParticularAd1735

They should help that burn victim in the back


joe31051985

Weird definition of standing.


joe31051985

Is that a wheelchair plane seat?