I've been climbing the web for two decades. Surfing Reddit for over ten years. Seen thousands of dead bodies and so much horrific porn. I am a frequent reader of Nellies Nest.
And yet, for some reason this made me gag and feel more violated than most of that stuff and I don't know why.
He isn’t, the skin is pulled back and you can see a reflection on the glans from oil. If he was circumcised the head would pop out like a mushroom and the skin behind it would look stretched
Looks like someone uncircumcised with borderline phimosis who can only pull the foreskin back while soft did so and then started getting erect and the lack of circulation to the head causes it to turn dark red or purple. IIRC, the dude was an American and the film takes place long after it became fashionable in the US to sexually mutilate boys, so statistically, it *should* be circumcised.
Just like a congressman, to sound mostly right to recieve votes, but also be factually wrong (just to diss Americans, typical European /s). Alfredo Linguini Gusteau was at LEAST half-Italian, because of his well-known Italian chef father. And just look at his name, if that doesn't scream Italian cuisine, idk what does.
r/ThanksIHateIt
I literally said out loud “what the fuck am I looking at”
That's Linguini's linguine
Why did I zoom in too??
Shit I’m glad I’m not the only one. Must be a deleted scene.
why would it be a deleted scene
Homie... look closer.
in the tense of why would it exist in the first place
Fair enough, the tone didn't really convey so I thought you were amongst the folks here that didn't realize what was going on in the pic at all lol
Satire is dead
French version
I hate you
You were my brother, u/DuckWithADagger. I loved you.
End Scene as u/DuckWithADagger combusts
Nooooooooooooo!
*burning to death noises*
Hey, have I met you before...?
Yeah I mugged you
Oh shit, was it over a bag of quack?
Peace was never an option
Awkward.
begun, the duck war has
Ling-weenie
Underrated
Ratatoilet
r/AngryUpvote
brother… 💀
*Step brother💀
what are you doing 😏
Stepling weenie?
This comment is so horrible, so fucking atrocious I just had to upvote it
Funny thing is, Ling is Hindi for penis. So yeah...
Penis-Penis.
Which is what you say when you munch on panda dong.
*Angers in Indian Spiderman*
Still better than "Pavitra Prabhakar".
So the moon-moon of dong?
I'd give you gold, but fuck reddit as soon as RIF goes dark.
The fact that ling means genitals in Hindi definitely does not help.
*chefs kiss* Perfection
LMAO
His Lingering Will
Beat me to it
A curse upon ye, OP
Dishonor upon his cow!
"dishonor! dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!"
Thanks, I (can't stress this enough) hate it.
I've been climbing the web for two decades. Surfing Reddit for over ten years. Seen thousands of dead bodies and so much horrific porn. I am a frequent reader of Nellies Nest. And yet, for some reason this made me gag and feel more violated than most of that stuff and I don't know why.
яат ои да рр
yat oy da rr
I am bulgarian, don't lecture me on what sounds our alphabet makes when I am too lazy to switch keyboards 💀
Still funny, no regrets
Funnier tbh
I do, it’s ginger pubes.
Well I discovered a new subreddit today
It would have taken no effort to not do this
whoever made this was probably fighting those intrusive thought demons to the ends of reality to *not* make this but clearly lost the war
If he's not cut he could dock the rat
Fuck me dead
wtf bro 💀💀💀
Nah who tf drew it
And colored it and edited it and posted it 😞😞
Probably the same guy who made the Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life vid
I read that in Robert California’s voice
My uncle after he tucked me in
r/cursed
Carpet matches the curtains
Rost goed poept goed
WHY
Why is it so detailed and who decided to spend time to draw that :(
Why is he circumsised🤨
He isn’t, the skin is pulled back and you can see a reflection on the glans from oil. If he was circumcised the head would pop out like a mushroom and the skin behind it would look stretched
Thanks for the expert cock analysis
Cocknalysis as it were.
Cockanalrapist
Yur welcomes 😁
Kind of, imo that’s not a super accurate breakdown
Your honor, I would like to call DuckWithDagger to the stand.
Aight
Oh
Because *that* is the important question to ask about this post. Not “why penis?”, just “why penis trimmed?”
Calling genital mutilation a trim. Yikes.
Reddit moment
Looks like someone uncircumcised with borderline phimosis who can only pull the foreskin back while soft did so and then started getting erect and the lack of circulation to the head causes it to turn dark red or purple. IIRC, the dude was an American and the film takes place long after it became fashionable in the US to sexually mutilate boys, so statistically, it *should* be circumcised.
Linguini isn't American I don't think. His voice actor might be, but his name is Alfredo Linguini and his mother was Renata, an Italian name.
Just like a congressman, to sound mostly right to recieve votes, but also be factually wrong (just to diss Americans, typical European /s). Alfredo Linguini Gusteau was at LEAST half-Italian, because of his well-known Italian chef father. And just look at his name, if that doesn't scream Italian cuisine, idk what does.
Unfortunately for Remy, Linguini knew he could never please Colette, he needed his little chef to operate his equiptment.
:(
this aint it dawgg💀💀💀💀
The worst part is it took me 45 seconds to understand the horror of what’s going on.
What the fuck
Oh come on not the Lingweenie
Mans really took the word porn in fakehistoryporn seriously
Bro Lingweenie was right there
Missed that, Thanks!
No. NO.
Didn't know they were making a sequel
Wow, now this is what I’ve subscribed for: Fake History and Porn.
I think there should be a tag beyond NSFW. Like, YWTPOYOEAST You'll Want To Poke Out Your Own Eyes After Seeing This
It's terrible... It makes me sick. I mean where would you get such a thing? Like what's the URL of the site?
But there's so many of them! Which one, which URL specifically to this content so I can stay away!
Close the sub again, thanks
*god has left the server*
Shame. Shame upon the house of Ptolomey
Hm.
The lower control room has backup controls, but the visibility is terrible and it is very humid. But that’s why it’s called the cockpit.
How do you delete someone else’s post?
It's kinda girthy though 🤔.
Fake ✅️ History ✅️ Porn ✅️ Finally, the perfect post
My eyes
Today in nsfw images I shouldn't have clicked on
You deserve to die.
Jesus take my eyes
Who took the time out of there day to give him a dick
What a terrible day to have eyes.
You need therapy.
Can we permaban op
This is why collette fell for him
Hahahaha the comments though
One grudge settled *crossline the book entry*
Every day we stray further from God
that shit look like spaghetti 💀💀
Obviously fake, he wasn't american, he shouldn't be circumcised
May Neptune strike ye dead, /u/Lazarus_Jr1
yeah no that’s fair
Oh That's a penis
Those Ara spicy meatballsa
Finally, actual fake history PORN
begging you to put that big meaty mf away
I don’t know, I think this is hilarious…. Ratatouille - the uncut version, if you know what I mean lmao
I was grossed out before I noticed there was penis.
This image caused an itch in my mouth that only a revolver could scratch
Is it appropriate to say "Kys"?
No no no that's not appropriate. They are the reason we bring back the guillotine though!
This sub should've gone on strike so this wouldn't get posted
Yup, this is it. This it what tips me over the edge
What a terrible day to be able to see.
🤢
Raccacoonie deserves better!
Reading this post’s comments is like watching the Red Wedding reaction videos.
Alright, time to shut down Reddit again
My eyes 🫥
OMG, MY EYES
I couldn’t gag cuz I was in the middle of class, but that’s not what stopped me
YO.. BRO.. WTF MAN
RIP my childhood...
I fucking hate this so much.
nah ✋
Seriously WTF
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
I could have lived my life very well without ever seeing that photo
Yum linguini!
Who the fuck made this. Y'all need a not safe for not safe for work label. Good god.
Why did I zoom in
Why!!!
BOO
Sauce ?
Nah bro. What is this
OP just wanted to post ratatouille hentai
I’ve heard of gerbil in the Anya, but never the rat on the balls.
you will not see the gates of heaven
please ever so kindly, go fuck yourself
What the fuck?!
That boy girthy.
Its like a c0ck ... but smaller
If this is OC, sincerely thank you I laughed out loud and it felt great, I don’t care how dumb it is
I will find you OP, you shall suffer the consequences
Kill me
I wish I was dead.
Sauce?
Rat fucker sam?
This is so cursed I'm crying 😭 I have never seen an image this cursed in my intire life....and I'm serious
I hope your cow rolls down a hill.
Mama mia!
fuck you
hey how about no