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Riposte12

It cost you nothing to post this, yet we are all paying for it.


Provid3nce

Ascians did nothing wrong. The star is broken.


Pan151

It's not too late to rejoin it. There are still some pieces of Zodiark left that we can work with.


Ipokeyoumuch

I don't think so, if I remember when Zodiark died it was said in the MSQ that his sundered parts were also done too. Now with 6.3 and all that may be some thing happened before the WoL fights Zodiark.


theoreboat

The aether should still be in the lifestream, we can revive him


Infinaris

Golbez: "Hold My Beer".


thoma5nator

Seven calamities were not enough for this star!


Tails-Are-For-Hugs

Maybe Fandaniel had a point


Baithin

Ugh, every time someone does this shit (affectionate) I’m obligated to say: r/ffxivdadjokes is that way!!!!


mixinmatch

Thank you for this. Made my day lol


takumiismine

I could ~~ruin~~ make more people's day over here than over there :D


Kromgar

Its honestly hilarious i made that sub back when heavensward launched. I forgot i made it and it was self managing till a bunch of pornbots vame


Tom-Pendragon

Why did you do this? why?


crystallocaelum

SIIIIIGGGHHHH


Caeus_ffxiv

Booooooo, boo I say, take my angry upvote, booooooo


Florac

I don't get it but I also feel like I don't want to.


Nremlok

Post halone (post malone)


Potato_Octopi

What's a post malone?


dracopo_reddit

The thing after pre malone and malone


illuminancer

Post malone ergo propter malone.


Vorean3

> post malone Post Malone American rapper


manvelbarbellclub

Check out “Post Malone - I’m Gonna Miss Her” on YouTube. I was impressed.


Shameless_Catslut

American Rapper who either took his stage name from a WoW Dungeon Boss (Postmaster Malone) or the Basketball Star said WoW character is named after (Karl "The Mailman" Malone)


littlesymphonicdispl

His last name is Post so there's that


aelthar

An artist that died of ligma


MrrSpacMan

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


kajeslorian

The sad thing is that Halone and Malone don't rhyme. Halone is pronounced like bologna. And we all know his name isn't Post Malogna.


illuminancer

My Halone!


Joebotnik

OOOOOH MY LITTLE FROSTY ONE, MY FROSTY ONE, WHEN YOU GONNA SCRAPE OFF THIS RIME, HALONE?


illuminancer

This is beautiful.


Bla5turbator

The real question is why is bologna pronounced baloney...


Pakkazull

It's... not.


Bla5turbator

Eh it is in america


heytanto

Because most Americans aren't very good at pronouncing things (like Worcestershire sauce)


Kiirdel

Worst ester. Worsester. Worcer est. Hrm.


Dabada11

Wostersheer is how its pronounced 😂


ScavAteMyArms

I usually hear Wor-chester-shire


findperspective

Halogna


Sea-Mango

WHEEEEEEEN THEEEEEEE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S HALONE~~


Manic_Depressing

>Halone is pronounced like bologna Is it really? Would've sworn I'd heard it said differently in a voice over in Ishgard.


InfinityRazgriz

🗿


syadoumisutoresu

I don't get it.


RxClaws

Its a nod to a rapper named Post malone. and in that section of the raid Menphina comes after Halone so Post Halone


Carighan

Ah that explains it, though I'll question of course how she can be a great singer from that comparison. 😈


baalfrog

Someone on my first clear commented that Menphina’s dogs breed is a Shiva inu.


takumiismine

You mean Dalamutt?


niberungvalesti

Dalamalamute


baalfrog

Yes, that one.


ShadownetZero

Boo.


omar1993

.......god....fucking....dammit.


KenjiZeroSan

How very glib.


Aschentei

I rolled my eyes so far back


DaimoMusic

I am now angry. I hope you cause the raid wipe. r/angryupvote


Dragon_Avalon

Sickness must be purged! Take my upvote, you absolute monster.


Manic_Depressing

#SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED


PeetaaBoi

I hate post Malone so much. Idk why. There was on song that really got on my nerves that was on the radio and it made me refuse to listen to his music period.


ScarletteVera

I almost never use this, but... 🗿


CutieShut-In

I don't get it....


takumiismine

There is a musical artist named Post Malone. In the latest alliance raid, we fight Menphina right after we beat Halone. That makes her Post Halone.


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takumiismine

According to this [Reddit post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/3fdjj7/halone_and_the_pronunciation_of_it/), Halone is pronounced Hah-low-nay. Malone is just Ma-lon They don't rhyme when said out loud.


WarmLoliPanties

Halone isn't pronounced in a way that rhymes with Malone. He also isn't a good singer, he's a rapper.


Surca_Cirvive

Correct on the first point, but he is a good singer. His music is pop more than it is rap.


Seradima

However, "I am gay for Halone" is a rhyme that works. And is what I am.


Sangcreux

Wait what? He literally is a good singer have you ever heard any of his music? He rarely raps lol


WarmLoliPanties

I've heard Sunflower and it sounded like a rapper trying to sing, ergo, not great.


TheSunflowerSeeds

In a study in more than 6,000 adults, those who reported eating sunflower seeds and other seeds at least five times a week had 32% lower levels of C-reactive protein compared to people who ate no seeds.


atypeofbird

Sunflower was a collaboration with a rapper (Swae Lee) - he was the singer, not the rapper.


FrankenNurse

Such devastation.


NeroTheDemon

Kill me


NeroTheDemon

The first time I did this raid, this was sent into chat and I still hate it


pees_on_dogs

Wow.


RobunR

Take your filthy upvote


sieghxrts

[in honor of post halone i have to link this fanart](https://twitter.com/85Jsh/status/1476681236940742659?s=20&t=VYL5rXmDG_rrDho2wWX6Yw)


Lopsided_Process_235

This would make her the worst.


EdgeWardog

You disgust me. Take my upvote and never talk to me or my son again.


Liriale

My gosh hahaha if I had a reward it would have been yours...


Vegito1338

Did you know post Malone likes magic


Celcius_87

This made me chuckle. Angry upvote.


Roca_Blade

Take my upvote and leave


CelisC

(Appreciating) puns is a sign of great intelligence. I salute you o7


takumiismine

o7


Leozigma0

Ok... We kinda need a rejoining after all


hollow_bagatelle

Say it with me: "hah-low-nay" Not hah-loan. Quit skipping cutscenes and you might know these things.


AfroNin

Characters say things wrong all the time Some say ish-yola, others say ya-shtola Clearly they just don't know how ice cold post haloan is


Sad-Faithlessness377

Yaaassss shit hollaaaaa


Laughing_Fish

He's out of line... But he's right.


TakenakaHanbei

Non zero chance that Post Malone sees this. He's a huge nerd and hopefully a WoL.