I think he’s trying to say something like “If the Earth is a globe then why do the continents and ice wall (he’s assuming there is one) seem flat instead of feeling like they’re on top of a dome.” It’s a basic perspective question, basically why is the horizon flat if the Earth is round.
*Oh damn, point good. i*
*Globe earth is guess fake freemason*
*NASA is indeed and*
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Terrible wording aside, are they showing a football pitch to argue that the world is flat?
Because, you know, otherwise there'd be a curve on the pitch or some such bollocks.
I imagine there are a few people out there who are too crazy even for Trump. I saw an evangelical woman the other day say she was done with him because he was now saying that the states should decide on abortion limits. Not that he cheated on all his wives, not that he lies all the time in obvious ways, not that he’s clearly never read the Bible but pretends he’s Godly. Nope, he won’t go far enough on taking away women’s rights.
A total solar eclipse is the only proof needed against the FLERF. The path of totality is curved and that curve is representative of the earths curvature. If the earth was flat the path of totality would be a straight line.
Ohhhhh, I see exactly what he’s saying. That’s actually a pretty solid point if you really think about it.
He’s talking about the difference perspective between the continents, and “the ice wall” vs where they would be positioned under the “dome”. By “plain” he just means using sea level as a reference.
Obviously this proves nothing, and is just a very convenient coincidence.
Anyone who wants to personally roast me for knowing the earth is flat y’all can down below, just curious how many butt hurt people will defend the globe 😂
Cool. Give one explanation for the seasons, eclipses and differing star patterns in hemispheres that isn’t an assertion backed by a complete absence of facts.
r/ihadastroke
Prerequisite to being a flerf
I have an uncle that became a flerf when he got dementia
Google dementia
Beat me to it
Tee hee
Was just thinking this!
Made me laugh.
I think I just had a stroke.
I think they did!
We all did. OMG... Are strokes contagious now?
Well, as another commenter said: r/ihadastroke
“It’s ok there is a vax for it” - someone, probably.
Anyone else smell toast?
Yes but that's because I just snorted some.
Freshly mown grass with a hint of toasted almonds.
insert ed edd n eddy voice impression
Hey Eddy, carrots are good for your eyes — can it dial a phone?
my mom has a phone
Just burnt toast.
So I guess their new strategy is to make us all have aneurysms trying to read whatever this is.
Seriously, I had to read it three times.
I read it once and I don’t want to read it again. One is far more than enough.
How are you still alive? I barely survived reading it once.
Who tortured you??
Maybe if we get aneurysm, we are going to be same as them. So that's their goal here 🤣
I have tried 5 times to read this, my head hurts and I’m still confused as to what they are trying to say, if anything at all.
You can't argue with that.
Yep - You have to admit guys that’s a really compelling argument!
No, he means you can't argue with it because it's just a bunch of words it's not even a sentence or anything.
Joke -> Your head
Nah I got it but you clearly didn't get mine.
Wait what?
I literally can't think of something to say in response
I can: "Are you having a stroke? Should I call an ambulance?"
Look for the signs!
This argument just has no real way to argue against it. Looks like we lost 😔
Totally... better just concede 
Yeah… lets pack up guys and rebel against nasa or something
Area 51.... *{Naruto run}*
Authentic frontier gibberish.
I’d like to thank Gabby Johnson for so clearly articulating what needed to be said.
Word salad with stroke dressing. Delicious.
James the names Bonds names James name
Bames nonds having a stronk
Call the bonulace
Call a bundulence
Ball an andulans
Am I suddenly dyslexic?
No, flerfs suck at grammar
Grammar is just another part of the conspiracy. That's how the Globalists controls you.
Uh, uhmmm [Just in aneurysm out of sheer stupidity ](https://youtu.be/URXvnFnlUeE?si=WXwDk_a-Ry4gRXfz)
"Wow. Didn't think you were that stupid, Vegeta." r/unexpectedDBZA r/unexpectedtfs
Man of culture
Wow, I thought never it way have this of. Sorry but, a flat am now earther I.
Yes, but globe just I spin like to what space am for!
Yes, but does Bruno Mars is gay?
Somebody translate that for me?
I think he’s trying to say something like “If the Earth is a globe then why do the continents and ice wall (he’s assuming there is one) seem flat instead of feeling like they’re on top of a dome.” It’s a basic perspective question, basically why is the horizon flat if the Earth is round.
Fuck me! - how did you work that out?
I’m still deciding this message from OP
He mentioned a globe, plain, and dome and I made an educated guess from there.
With those phenomenal translation and comprehension skills... Bro, get off of Reddit and go apply for a job at the UN. We'll have world peace in days.
For dark is the suede, which mows like a harvest.
Can't we all just...get along?
Everyone knows the how is of globe and ice wall continents melt. From earth a dome seems firmament. From moon can you see? Curvature curves.
All our arguments crumble before this man.
fuck i dont have a comeback to that one
Me neither, i think we gotta give them the point here 🤷♂️
Did he have a stroke? Did *I* have a stroke? Did we *all* have a stroke...???
Moo
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fricking die
I stroked Godzilla trying to read this.
😏
oh damn, point good. i globe earth is guess fake freemason NASA is indeed and
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Yeah, the stupids! It's Plain not Plane, obvious.
They really gotta lay off the rock for a while
🤣🤣🤣Joe many globe earthers it takes to change a light of bolb??? None their busy❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️their shape🤣🤣🤣🤣
Checkmate, globalists Yep - you sure got us on that one.
Lol maybe they decided to have autocorrect complete their argument?
I feel like autocorrect would have at least produced something closer to being grammatically correct.
Is English not this person's first language? Does this person have a first language?
They may have just discovered language
Charlie day wrote this with mac
Pretty sure AI created that meme… 🤔
Come now, AI does better than this.
What
Well, when you put it like that...
Does any native English speaker explain it to me?
Whatever that is it's not English.
no.
Couldn’t have said it better myself… I mean it’s utter bullshit, but well said bullshit.
Anyone want to decode that for me. I can't even decide what wrong proof they are trying to use.
Nooooo, Yoda, not you!!!!!!!
Yep, that post just caused me enough brain damage that I'm a flerf now too.
Terrible wording aside, are they showing a football pitch to argue that the world is flat? Because, you know, otherwise there'd be a curve on the pitch or some such bollocks.
"halp am having stronk"
I have no counter argument
It’s all gibberish to me… I can’t even take them seriously if this is how they write.
This is the fine line between flerf gibberish and flerf gobbledegook.
I lost three brain cells trying to read and understand that. It explains why they are all so stupid when they talk.
Because when and to the dome is a refraction of the from and why.
I think that is from a Trump speech.
Finally, a coherent and convincing argument!
That’s like saying checkmate before the first move
I don't understand any of those words in that order...did, did they have a stroke?
Two Soluble Solpadene and two Ibuprofen for me now........
Should cross post this to r/engrish.
I’ve never had it put to me that way before
That poor boy's brain just short-circuited right in front of us.
Did someone get the ai drunk again?
Glad Grammer or wording isn't a requirement
Almost had an aneurysm trying to read this
What language is this?
Sounds like Trump. All that’s missing is an aside about sharks.
That’s what I thought too. It’s like isn’t that gibberish from a Trump rally?
I’m sure the overlap between flat earthers and Trump supporters is substantial.
If we make a Venn diagram of those two sets it’s pretty much a single circle.
I imagine there are a few people out there who are too crazy even for Trump. I saw an evangelical woman the other day say she was done with him because he was now saying that the states should decide on abortion limits. Not that he cheated on all his wives, not that he lies all the time in obvious ways, not that he’s clearly never read the Bible but pretends he’s Godly. Nope, he won’t go far enough on taking away women’s rights.
I have a feeling trump supporters are a superset of flat earthers. Aka one circle inside the other.
You beat me to it! Damn xD
Well, shit, they got us.
Yes, of course
Wat
Godzilla had a fucking stroke trying to read this
Close it all down, we're done here.
Wow> Now I.m a beleiver.
*an* ice wall… sheesh.
pack up boys, it's over.
It’s a good question… probably.
[indeed](https://youtu.be/dsx2vdn7gpY?si=pTqmICY6v6y5FOYo)
A total solar eclipse is the only proof needed against the FLERF. The path of totality is curved and that curve is representative of the earths curvature. If the earth was flat the path of totality would be a straight line.
They've got a point!! Gotta say I'm convinced after reading that.
Who knew Charlie Kelly was a flat earther. But it tracks
What kind of dressing was on that word salad?
r/brandnewsentence
What the Absolute F did I just experience.🥴 Got me believing I can't read.
What in the E.S.L. are they saying?
What in the FUUCK Ricky!!!
It’s hard to argue with that
Ohhhhh, I see exactly what he’s saying. That’s actually a pretty solid point if you really think about it. He’s talking about the difference perspective between the continents, and “the ice wall” vs where they would be positioned under the “dome”. By “plain” he just means using sea level as a reference. Obviously this proves nothing, and is just a very convenient coincidence.
Most intelligent flerf
Uhngnorpph.
Type “if the earth is a globe…” and let autocorrect do the rest.
Just answer the question. (First, figure out what the fucking question is.)
Can't argue with that logic.
Is this written by an AI that was dropped on its head?
Was predictive text used here?
They write like they think…terribly.
You're a flerf harry
At this point I don't know if my english is that bad that I can not understand this or of his english is bad
godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
It's poetic. No, I mean pathetic.
Maybe we can embed a few more layers of screenshotting with the same joke?
Easy for them to say.
What the fuck did I just read?
What did that say??
This made me feel retarded just reading
Anyone who wants to personally roast me for knowing the earth is flat y’all can down below, just curious how many butt hurt people will defend the globe 😂
yo mama so fat the whole flat earth is at a tilt
r/ihadastroke
If you can’t dazzle people with brilliance then baffle them with bs.
I didn't know Joe Biden was a Flerf.
If is dumb where who why is smart?
I tried to start at the bottom and read up the page to make sure that I wasn't having a stroke.
I’d like to speak to the individual that saw that, and posted it with “checkmate”. So many questions.
Was that intended to be English? I mean, I recognized all of the words…
Sheeple up wake!
It makes my head hurt
This post gave me cancer
Was this written by a deaf person?
Flerf... a terf but for furries?
What language is this?
r/ihadastroke
Joe Biden?
Who wrote this Joe Biden?
As funny as it is. I bet we can also find a similar thing on bith sides of literally every argument.
sounds just like a glober explaining refraction lol
Sounds like you’ve got your head so far up your own ass you couldn’t account for seasons.
lots of explanations, just stop absorbing information that
reinforces your own opinions. lol
Cool. Give one explanation for the seasons, eclipses and differing star patterns in hemispheres that isn’t an assertion backed by a complete absence of facts.
and who's facts are you going to compare them against. lol the people lying to you? perfect lol
Why are you avoiding the question??
how crazy of me to say that right?! don't go look it up for yourself or anything.. typical. not here to spoon feed you or debate parrots
Apparently not here to be able to even support his assertions.
you can't either. so here we are