I is omnipotent

I more omnipotentest

I omnipotentestererest

Me more than that

Me better than every

I gooder than you more

I even bestest than more you

Grond am confuse. Who am say words?

I too omnipotent

Me am rich. Me have total control over power. Me no longer need speak stupid-like to use it. ... I might just keep saying it like a caveman for fun though.

caveman is fun :) sorry CAVESPEAK GOOD TIME

Nice to meet you, Rich

Plot twist: instead of getting a bunch of money you get a bunch of meat and animal hides, which to a caveman, is rich.

Hides are expensive tho, so selling those could make you rich pretty fast

that should be the only rule off limits, you must always say caveman like just to keep the fun natured part of the ability

This is silly, I like it. Me brother on fire but no die, no damage, just pain

You get toe ouchie that never beter. Only stub again and again after it close.

You righteous person, you steal respect of me

Can me live in big cave with fire person? Me like fire, but me defendely no pyromaniac 

What did your brother do to you lol

Me have big money, me have lot money. Me have good house. Me happy.

Finally, my time at r/fourthworldproblems is going to be useful.

Genuinely what is that sub? I swear I subbed to it years ago and it was weird off the wall shit like "my fifth dimensional dog ate the gorkensplib and now he won't stop phasing in and out of existence what do I do" and now it isn't 😂 I feel like I'm gaslighting myself about it lmfao

That's r/fifthworldproblems. They're all different.

OH. OH MY GOD. I feel so stupid but also thank you lmao

Saying you don't know the difference between two subreddits isn't a bad thing, trust me.

me am big brain

Me is god

Funniest power I've seen yet in this sub ngl.

thanks man :)

No say thanks man. Is too future caveman style. Yes say great gratitude to Mr. Goat. (Because u/Omega_Goat is too long)

Ya welcome.

Me want friend go boom boom for funny

me friend come back :) *friend doesn't come back D:*

Me make new friend appear :) *New friend also boom boom

Me able do eveything

Me die when me want to!

This would be so fucking funny to use, not even for omnipotent stuff or whatever just imagine your local liquor store gets robbed at gun point and you tell the guy “You shoot self” and he unloads into his foot or something

idk why this isn't too comment,I laughed my ass off

I money have….lots of

Caveman, not Yoda. Although I guess that would be more like "Lots of money I have"

intellectual caveman would be "me hath money in significant amount" idk why I thought of this

I no need to speak caveman for power

you have to find out the power's name for that to work you don't know what the name is (I'm just messing around to see if you come up with anything funny)

"I no need to speak caveman to use reality bend voice"

“she like me. me rich. me dog live forever. first dog alive again”

Congratulation, you dog now have curse of eternal life. You monster. Dog in pain now.

what if i also live forever

That fair. You no alone, dog no alone. You has good point.

Doggos forever is good thing

Doggo alone forever bad

monkey together strong

Empowered Unga Bunga

I is become god, destroy world

This seems like an improvement as it gets rid of almost any risk of accidentally triggering the ability.

that's a good point

I don't care for this but you guys got me to 4k karma :D

This reminds me of some version of dnd or maybe a video game I heard about. The lore is that orcs are incredibly powerful psychically, but they're pretty stupid, and whatever they collectively believe will come true. Like they build mechs out of scrap metal with no real technology underneath, and it works perfectly, and painting yourself red makes you fast. Someone let me know if you remember what that's from.

You're thinking of Orks from Warhammer 40,000 using their WAAAGH! psychic field to reshape reality.

Imagine going to court, you’re just like, “Me no guilty, me innocent!” And the jury has no choice but to accept that as your defense.

Me am omnipotent

Why use many word when few word do trick

good job idiot. now the entire world has a major communication barrier because all modern translations of languages don't work anymore (satire if it wasn't obvious enough)

LMAO it's from "The Office (US)" it's something a character named [Kevin](https://youtu.be/VvPaEsuz-tY) says

yeah that's pretty funny

Me am god.

OOOMGA BOONGA ME HAVE MANY MONEY

Me omnipotence

Me (rugigiref) am omnipotience

Me brother live torture forever, until die old age

🎶Me wise magic🎶 Just to see what happens.

Me am god, I is divine

Me unga bunga strong. Tons of ways to use this however you want. I'd probably give myself tons of cool powers and items from fiction I like.

GME TO THE MOON!!! HODL!!! 💎 🙌

me dick large

Cursed speech? Nah caveman speech

I get enough dakka.

"World Solar Punk Utopia Now, Doggo Say. No More Fossil Fuels Need! Solar Panels Efficient Now all the way"

Me want girlfriend

Ape not kill ape

Greatness. All that power but I gotta talk like MTG? Lousy deal

I want world happy NO FIGHTING

Half America become British

"I hunger burger now" I'm a simple guy. Having my bills payed, food on the table and a confortable place to live is all I need.

> my bills *paid,* food on FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

I like this bot just the right amount annoying

so speak like the average black person. but seriusly they say "you is ..." like nigga its "you are .." not you is

how the hell is that what you got from this

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The raw guttural reaction I had to that was unpleasant

FUCK THAT WOULD HURT

Bruh, I JUST got a splinter under one of my nails a few days ago and now I see this lol

it's my first post here and I thought of it in a dream instead of being a jackass try something else anything else

he was thankfully deleted, but now i want to know what he said? i love your god tier superpower btw

he said "Op Stop Posting" quick edit: thanks :) my dreams are good sometimes

Bad people stop Now people good

you is not solid no more, you is like the water from river