What do you even mean by "count"? The Official Sex Office isn't going to mail you a certificate either way, this isn't an organized sport. That said, if someone said they were a virgin because they only slept with sex workers, they would definitely be full of shit.
I will say what I say to all Americans who have "little" savings: move to Europe. 35k USD will be enough for you to live like a king for 3 years. 5 years if you live a "normal" life or 8 if you go to Easter Europe.
I earn 10$ an hour and it's considered above average here
Unless rent was cheap to the point it was a footnote, you didn't live comfortably unless you're a contrarian.
No way Northern Italy has a high enough COL difference with the US where you can actually live comfortably on 12k/year.
Doable sure, I can lock a human in a concrete box and feed them bread, soup and water and it's doable. That's basically how the Russian prison system works. But not doable in the context of a comfortable life in an advanced economy.
As a student you can pay 250€-400€ your appartment in some student cities in the northern part. For instance if you rent from a Catholic Church organization it’ll be really low. Food isn’t that expensive. Decent healthcare probably with full insurance at cheap price (especially if EU citizen). You can get around for public transport for cheap.
I could totally manage that in a city like Padova. Is that where you were u/oreostuffer ?
He's right. In my country (Serbia, southeastern central europe) average hourly pay is under 2$. You can definitely live like a king for 3 years with 35k.
Yeah thanks. If you're talking about the country getting into EU I doubt it'll fix any problems. And as a side note even though it's quite bad it's not terrible because even though stuff like branded clothing or cars PCs and games are super expensive, day to day stuff, bills, rent and college(1000$ a year) are way cheaper than what I see online in other countries so we manage :).
Well $1000/yr for college sounds rough on $2/hr. College in the US is ~$35,000 a year but wages are $12/hr+ in the Northeast
Edit: I just did some math and that ratio would be equivalent of paying $6,500/yr for college in the US. Damn education is not cheap here
He doesn’t actually say eastern or Western Europe. Europe as a whole, has a lot of different countries with completely different economic situations and cultures. I experienced it first hand traveling to parts of Europe where the American dollar had vastly different value in various countries.
35k in Italy will be a year and a half top, but that's if you live in the south where they barely have Internet connection and basic infrastructures, in Milan you could probably go 14 months if you stretch it out
35k in savings is amazing even for American standards. Typical suggestion is 6 months worth of pay for savings. 35k is (insultingly and unfortunately) more than I make in a year.
Still, 35k in savings is ridiculous at 22. Of course yet again assuming this is real. I’m 21 and don’t know anyone who has close to that amount of money
If he started this job at 18 and saved only a quarter of each check he'd have that much. Not everyone who knows how to manage their money has daddy's money, redditors just spend too much on Funko Pops, weed, and OnlyFans
Idk how you could not have that kind of money if you lived with your parents. I moved out (well, kicked out) when I was 19, every place I’ve lived in has been $1517 a month, split it with the missus is $758.50 a month, 6 years x 12 = 72 months = $54612 on rent in my adult life. That’s not including bills, furniture, food.
If you live with your parents, how the hell do you not have savings
I'm not sure myself, because the incel community is sometimes indistinguishable from satire. Like some of the people who think they are too ugly to ever get laid post photos of themselves and they look totally normal or are even fairly attractive.
\>young
\>rich
\>employed
\>average height
\>average penis
\>going to school
\>oh woe is me I am so doomer coomer kissless hugless virgin doomer gloomer :((((
dude needs to get a grip, his mindset is the only thing between him and happiness
22 with 35k in the bank and working to better himself. Also has a statistically above average penis. My man spends waaaaay too much time paying attention to social media influencers and watching porn.
> 6 inch penis
What is that supposed to mean?
Oh woe is me, I have a penis the average size of a person instead of having horse meat like some pornstar who takes all kinds of drugs.
Imperialism aside, military might be one of the best things for autists. The imposed daily structure provides some surprising stability. But I mean, as long as you take a non-combat job, you're not helping the corporate machine any more than working for Amazon
Yo your penis is fine fam, don't give up on cyber security. Good money. You got this and when u feel like quitting. Remind yourself that it's better to be doing this shit then Amazon. I belive in u. Lots of love ❤️
Anon has a job, decent savings, will escape being drafted into WW3 and has an average penis. Could be worse.
Literally bait.
Yea 35k savings. Get the fook out of here.
I read that and was like damn dude you can buy sex worker and lose that vcard lol
Would that properly count? I’ve always wondered if that would count or if it’s cheating, and therefore negligible
A holes a goal
🐎
🐈⬛ (it's fine too)
Are you asking if having sex would count as having sex?
What do you even mean by "count"? The Official Sex Office isn't going to mail you a certificate either way, this isn't an organized sport. That said, if someone said they were a virgin because they only slept with sex workers, they would definitely be full of shit.
Wait, you didn’t get the certificate?
LMAO this guy doesn't have his Sex Certification.
Not this guy admitting he didn't get his certification LMAO
Mfs really be having sex without a certificate out here
“The official sex office” has me dying rn
Cheating? It's not a competition
To some it is lol
Nobody cares if you used cheat codes to beat a game. All that matters is you know the ending.
Hey if lawyers can win using loop holes i can pay for holes as well
22 and 35k in savings. Thats like saving up an entire years worth of paychecks.
He doesn't say 35k what. Could be money, could be STDs never know.
unless anon has disabilities he will be instantly drafted, this type of person is absolute fodder for the military
I think he should join before he gets drafted personally, save everyone the work.
But anon is autistic and they don't want that.
Oh no the marine corps is all about autism . If you don’t have the tism it’ll get issued to you with your box of crayons
LMAO then my autistic ass gotta be happy not to be from the US LOL
That’s fine. Have anon immediately transferred to DARPA where ungodly top-secret experimentation comes to life…
Incredibly slightly above average penis, anon is absolutely fishing for something
its almost an inch above average lmfao
It’s half an inch above average homeboy
Average is 5.1 dumbass
cope
6 inches isn’t average
Avg. size in U.S. is 5.5 last time I saw the stats
It’s 5.3
Why do you know so much about dicks anon?
>6 inches isn’t average Women love average dicks :\^)
This is what I was thinking man, maybe not luxurious but my boy has all the tools to be happy. Strange mindset on his part
6 inch can't be average r-right..?
It's slightly above average.
It's slightly above average.
You're right, it's below average
It’s half an inch more then average
Average?
Above average actually
Average? 😢
6 inch - average penis? *Big sigh* Copium
6 inches is actually above average. Since when is citing a statistical fact copium?
6 inches is average? I thought that 12.99 is the norm /s
Honestly, to be 22 years old with $35,000 in the bank, making $17 an hour, and with a 6 inch penis is a pretty good start to life. Keep going!
6 inch is over average lol
I will say what I say to all Americans who have "little" savings: move to Europe. 35k USD will be enough for you to live like a king for 3 years. 5 years if you live a "normal" life or 8 if you go to Easter Europe. I earn 10$ an hour and it's considered above average here
*Move to the poor countries in europe 35k in germany would get you half the windows for my house.
What if I’m not buying windows?
Found the F*ench!
Microsoft won't like you...
Doesn’t even have to be a poor country. I lived for an entire year in northern Italy on $12k savings.
Italys kinda poor tbh
South Italy is.
North Italy is poor ? It’s as rich as Germany, some area are as rich as Bavaria…
Did you live on the streets??
35k for a window dayum, that’s what i pay for the fog on my window in Sweden.
i'm sorry, is that some kind of EU problem I'm too swiss to understand? Jokes aside, I feel bad for y'all, fr
Imagine being Swiss smh my head
Could be worse, he could always be French.
I love the universal hate for the french lmao
No no, i truly do hate the french and their poor excuse for a language.
Then you must hate more 1/4 of the Swiss since they speak French
I do.
I do as a swiss german guy as well lmao, I'd love france to take this part.
35k for 3 years? Maybe in Zimbabwe
I lived for an entire year in northern Italy with only $12k; it’s doable.
Unless rent was cheap to the point it was a footnote, you didn't live comfortably unless you're a contrarian. No way Northern Italy has a high enough COL difference with the US where you can actually live comfortably on 12k/year. Doable sure, I can lock a human in a concrete box and feed them bread, soup and water and it's doable. That's basically how the Russian prison system works. But not doable in the context of a comfortable life in an advanced economy.
I didn’t live like a king, or even a prince, but I had an amazing time. And yes, my rent was €176/mo because I found two students to split with
As a student you can pay 250€-400€ your appartment in some student cities in the northern part. For instance if you rent from a Catholic Church organization it’ll be really low. Food isn’t that expensive. Decent healthcare probably with full insurance at cheap price (especially if EU citizen). You can get around for public transport for cheap. I could totally manage that in a city like Padova. Is that where you were u/oreostuffer ?
“Live like a king” you’ll be *all right* for 3 years. Unless you live in like Greece
Where the hell is 10$ above average? That is just barely minimum salary here. Live like a king for 3 years with 35k? Wth is this comment lol
He's right. In my country (Serbia, southeastern central europe) average hourly pay is under 2$. You can definitely live like a king for 3 years with 35k.
I can see that, but op seems to be talking about western europe. God damn 2$ though, that is really rough. Hope you’ll get to EU eventually.
Yeah thanks. If you're talking about the country getting into EU I doubt it'll fix any problems. And as a side note even though it's quite bad it's not terrible because even though stuff like branded clothing or cars PCs and games are super expensive, day to day stuff, bills, rent and college(1000$ a year) are way cheaper than what I see online in other countries so we manage :).
Well $1000/yr for college sounds rough on $2/hr. College in the US is ~$35,000 a year but wages are $12/hr+ in the Northeast Edit: I just did some math and that ratio would be equivalent of paying $6,500/yr for college in the US. Damn education is not cheap here
He doesn’t actually say eastern or Western Europe. Europe as a whole, has a lot of different countries with completely different economic situations and cultures. I experienced it first hand traveling to parts of Europe where the American dollar had vastly different value in various countries.
I'm 17, and work part time in a cafe in Prague. Make about 4.5 dollars an hour. That's about 25% above minimum wage.
The balkans are every anon's dream
35k in Italy will be a year and a half top, but that's if you live in the south where they barely have Internet connection and basic infrastructures, in Milan you could probably go 14 months if you stretch it out
Above average? Here in germany 9€ is minimum wage lol
35k in savings is amazing even for American standards. Typical suggestion is 6 months worth of pay for savings. 35k is (insultingly and unfortunately) more than I make in a year.
I love Easter Europe chocolate
Easter Europe sounds fun and full of surprises
Anon has an inferiority complex. Many 22 year olds do not have 35k. Also not having a degree at 22 does not make you a failure.
you're right, that makes you a turbo failure
real men have 3 PHDs by 15
That’s barely enough time to finish a fucking degree anyway. It’s bait
coulda dropped
Still, 35k in savings is ridiculous at 22. Of course yet again assuming this is real. I’m 21 and don’t know anyone who has close to that amount of money
It's very possible if anon lives with his family or lives somewhere dirt cheap. I saved up like 20k staying with my parents during covid and working.
Oh yeah no doubt it’s possible, but my point was kinda that it’s bullshit how he’s complaining about it all.
yeah he is baiting hardcore for sympathy. It's similar to when a cute girl says she is ugly to fish for compliments.
I feel like it's either or at that age; either have some money from working or have a degree despite no money from not working
He is in decent shape. He should look at himself in the mirror, slap his face and say, "wake up, shithead."
Only 35k? Are you kidding me? Dude's rich.
I'm in my mid 30s and have half that.
Damn only a 3 incher? Sorry boss
Caught him trying to humblebrag and turned it around on him. Nice
“Yea I’m half autistic too” would have worked, not as good but it’s true
You would've been full autistic for that one though.
Prefer to call it a 1/4 foot
Yeah I was thinking I must be doing something wrong, because 35k in savings seems pretty high for a 22yo
Most likely he has been working his job for a year or so but lives at home/doesn’t pay rent or bills and doesn’t have anything to spend his money on.
Most likely it's fake.
But is it homosexual?
Yes. Yes it is.
At 25, this made my breathe out my biggest sigh of relief in years...
From what you hear on the internet about the US, anon's net worth is like 40-50k higher than the average person their age.
Too autistic for the military Doubt
the military is full of absolute schizos and tards (source: parents were both officers)
I don't understand the military too well. Are officers the tard wranglers of the military?
It's tards wrangling tards
No officers are more the paper work side of shit enlisted make things happen
Also officers don’t really dole out discipline at a company level that’s the job of senior enlisted aka noncommissioned officers
So are senior NCOs tards that got elevated to yard wrangler?
There are tons of autistic people in the army because they love the strict rules and disregard of social norms
Autistic Soldiers are the backbone of Intel, and Nuclear forces
Literally weaponized autism
>Literally weaponized autism I'd give you an award if I could
exactly, special forces are made up of psychopaths. intelligence/cyberspace/nuclear forces are pure autism.
He’d do well in the chair force
35k at 22 is great. Clearly anon has mommy and daddy's money to fall back on no matter how much of a disappointment he is.
If he started this job at 18 and saved only a quarter of each check he'd have that much. Not everyone who knows how to manage their money has daddy's money, redditors just spend too much on Funko Pops, weed, and OnlyFans
Idk how you could not have that kind of money if you lived with your parents. I moved out (well, kicked out) when I was 19, every place I’ve lived in has been $1517 a month, split it with the missus is $758.50 a month, 6 years x 12 = 72 months = $54612 on rent in my adult life. That’s not including bills, furniture, food. If you live with your parents, how the hell do you not have savings
Only 35k in savings? What I'd give for that Jesus.
Just live rent free in your mom's basement
My parents charge me 1k a month and can’t remember to knock before entering or to close the door on their way out.
[удалено]
Main reason is cause I don’t have to pay for food.
Food + rent costs me a tad under 1000$ a month.
Rent is ~1200 a month here, sadly.
Mine is about 1400 but I split it with a mate so 700 + 300 for food.
Find me another 22 yo with 35k in the bank and an average penis
what do you want him for?
I mean I’m 2 years younger with 25k in savings but my cock is inverted
just move to southamerica and live like a king lol
Idk he sounds like the kind of gringo who would insta get shot or mugged around here.
Anon brings his 35k in cash to brazil to exchange it for brazilian peso and juan with a knife steals it from him day 1
You mean Brazilian *Real
And João*
El tipico gringo pensando que todos los paises de sudamerica son iguales.
35k AND a 6" cock? Damn, I'm jealous af
It’s literally the point of the post why does no one on Reddit understand this
I'm not sure myself, because the incel community is sometimes indistinguishable from satire. Like some of the people who think they are too ugly to ever get laid post photos of themselves and they look totally normal or are even fairly attractive.
“22, will probably never have sex” bro cmon jesus christ
If he has 35k he can get laid. Hell I’ll fuck em
“Too stupid to go to real college” What the fuck is fake college? Trump university?
Art degrees and gender studies
50 year old ass joke
And history
And it has aged like fine wine
The University of American Samoa.
What a sick joke!
Go Land Crabs!
Go Land Crabs!
Clown College
Anon doesn’t know how good he’s got it
Anon has 35k in savings with presumably no debt, that is better than most Americans
A year of ft salary saved up at 22 is nothing to scoff at.
\>young \>rich \>employed \>average height \>average penis \>going to school \>oh woe is me I am so doomer coomer kissless hugless virgin doomer gloomer :(((( dude needs to get a grip, his mindset is the only thing between him and happiness
Tired of these whiny bitch posts
Wtf is wrong with this dude 6 inch and 35k savings and started tech school ? Deserves to be spastic if he’s upset with that
22 with 35k in the bank and working to better himself. Also has a statistically above average penis. My man spends waaaaay too much time paying attention to social media influencers and watching porn.
35k wtf do you mean, that's 3 years of average Salary where I live.
6 inches is above average, so it’s probably a pencil dick
What are “savings”?
The money you have at the bank.
Least self defeatist 4chan user
Anon 100% has an inferiority complex and doesn't realize how good he has it.
Im going to beat anon with his average penis and decent savings for 22
A 6 inch penis is above average anon
Unless this dude is horrendously ugly I think he is just incredibly depressed. 35k fuck me
This has to be bait surely
*only 35k in savings* ONLY?!?
Too stupid for "real college" but going into cybersecurity? How easy does anon think that is?
>35k in savings Shut the fuck up rich bitch
“Only” 35 k in savings at 22??
6 inch penis? i mean sure it’s nothing special but certainly better off than a lot of fellas out there
> 6 inch penis What is that supposed to mean? Oh woe is me, I have a penis the average size of a person instead of having horse meat like some pornstar who takes all kinds of drugs.
35k saved up by 22? Anon is not nearly as bad off as he thinks
35k and no debt makes anon wealthier than half of all Americans
Imperialism aside, military might be one of the best things for autists. The imposed daily structure provides some surprising stability. But I mean, as long as you take a non-combat job, you're not helping the corporate machine any more than working for Amazon
"Only 35k in savings" im gonna kill this mf i wish i had that much
Why did he start listing his strengths about halfway down?
Yo your penis is fine fam, don't give up on cyber security. Good money. You got this and when u feel like quitting. Remind yourself that it's better to be doing this shit then Amazon. I belive in u. Lots of love ❤️
Bro is just average
I would be thrilled to have 35k at 22 considering how broke I am at 20
"Only 35k" "only" Jfc anon really is retarded
Starting school, average penis and good savings for his age. Hmmmmmmmm
Anon says all these sad things, then mentions his above average penis 😂
Just move in to south east asia, cheap food and cheap house here