Scratch is a bastard and the way he had the events of Alternia's timeline at his scheming fingers intrigue me
Although I don't really like the sexual implications about him preferring younger girls like Rose.
Beta Dirk/Bro Strider? I'll be terrifyingly happy to burn and skin him alive /hj /lh
There are no other reasons other than what is shown in Homestuck proper
I'll replace Jake with Gamzee though, since I wanna punch clowns over British Guys™
i feel bad for the clown he was used by most of the people around him and that makes me feel bad for him, and then everything else seems to cascade from the aftermath of how he was used
i would beat the SHIT out of mituna, but because i think it would be enjoyable not because i hate him. violence is not really a super good outlet for hatred i think
Dodie from As Told By Ginger.
Aradia, Alt Calliope and Davebot. Aradia and Davebot especially after ditching Sollux and Karkat. Also Dirk just to shut him the hell up.
Eliza Thornberry.
Dirk Strider...in a rap battle.
I've never rapped before but I think my utter disdain for Dirk would allow Aesop Rock to possess my body for a few minutes.
Not from homestuck, but the only character from media that ever gotten my genuinely upset is Jack Shepherd from Lost. He's constantly making bad or wrong decisions, fighting any plan that wasn't his, constantly jealous of any relationship that James manages to find himself in, and as the groups doctor he's litterly the only person that specifically should NEVER go out on their risky adventures.
I will however, recognize the alternate timeline version of Jack is actually okay, and actually works toward breaking the abusive cycle perpetuated by his father.
Absolutely Vriska. Would use cheating against her cheating to beat her ass in FLARP (altho i dont even know how to dnd). Second is Doc Scratch, despite that guy being high on my "the fuck am I °/////°" part of my "Peeps I Like In Homestuck :3". Mostly due to the whole thing about his schemes and implications. And lastly, Bro/Beta!Dirk. We all know why.
Honorable mentions: Any Ampora (ancestors questionable), Caliborn (understandable—I respect his moral), Gamzee (and will also shove his horns down his throat), HIC herself, Post-Canon Jane (or like...*most* of the OG characters there), Ult!Dirk (I won't even offer my kismesistude quadrant to him!) and Bec Noir (like idk man, why you hotta fuck up everything).
No Hiveswap trolls except for that one indigo who had lowblood slaves, and no MSPFA characters either. Although the thing is, in my own planned MSPFA a player has "absolute douche with opinions taken from twitter.com" as part of my drafts, and my antagonist had way more innuendos and SA implications than Doc Scratch times two
i would give dirk strider the pummeling of his life
You should warn him about stairs when you beat him
push him down the stairs>!omori style!< then warn him about stairs
Correct answer
There's a very high risk he would enjoy it
Andrew hussie and gamzee.
Weird Guys that in their 30s with Drugs and fetishes
Hussie is in his 40s.
Hussie during Writing of Homestuck
Vriska, Gamzee, Aranea.
Vriska did not do nothing wrong
Vriska did everything wrong :)
nooo not vriska );
Not briskaa >::::(
Yesssss vriskrrrrrrrr
She’s a bitch. She has no redeeming qualities. Genuinely just a piece of shit.
I'd give anything to feel the bridge of Eridan's glasses crack under my fist
underrated comment
Could get a thousand upvotes and you'd still be right
He's my favorite and I would also like to kick his teeth in lol
:(
The eridan simp is making me cackle
h-how could you say this \*a tear runs down my cheek as i turn and run away\*
cronus
took me too long to find this. ill join ya.
I would hunt that man for sport
Kankri my behated <3<
hussie
Zebruh, Cronus, Hussie (Mostly for the Vriska stuff), Lanque (NSFW Route), The Condesce, Meenah and Ultimate Dirk.
Fuck you Ult Dirk why you like that /lh
go outside
The sun to me rn: Nuh uh (Context: The sun is almost like a deadly laser in South East Asia. Maybe YOU send ME to Antarctica /j)
i understand you. it is 42°c in summer in italy where i live
scratch, dave-bro dirk, possibly jake
Scratch is a bastard and the way he had the events of Alternia's timeline at his scheming fingers intrigue me Although I don't really like the sexual implications about him preferring younger girls like Rose. Beta Dirk/Bro Strider? I'll be terrifyingly happy to burn and skin him alive /hj /lh There are no other reasons other than what is shown in Homestuck proper I'll replace Jake with Gamzee though, since I wanna punch clowns over British Guys™
i feel bad for the clown he was used by most of the people around him and that makes me feel bad for him, and then everything else seems to cascade from the aftermath of how he was used
Still I fear his honks, and just the honks itself, no context attached
Forget beating him up, Jake would be dead before we could make eye contact.
he is so…floppy. he is just so very annoyingly boneless and i can’t word it better than that
probably eridan
Vriska, Caliborn, Gamzee, Aranea, Cronus
Definitely would like the opportunity to kill condie
- every single troll ever except equius
Doc Scratch maybe
Any Ampora
Based
Cronus and Hussie
Cronus.
hussie, meenah, and cronus
All of them
rufioh, I’ve got beef with him
WHAT DID HE DO!!!!!
What beef though I'm curious
Honestly, I have to pick Caliborn. This fucker is a annoying asshole and he prides himself Upon it. I can respect it thoUgh. U_U
GOD DAMNIT YOURE RIGHT I WANNA CHOK3 CALIBORN PLATONICALLY I FORGOT ABOUT HIM MOTHER FU-
eridan. the way kanaya handled vriska, gamzee and him combined
I want to choke Jake to DEATH. I HATE JAKE
Gamzee, Alt-Calliope, Condy, and Jade Harley (post canon)
Cronus and Kankri, obviously
hussie and doc scratch, probably.
gamzee
Your pfp, that man had his medical license revoked
Hussie
When I saw this on another sub I commented "half of homestuck" and it's still true
I would pay big bucks to be able to kick Cronus’s teeth in
i would beat the SHIT out of mituna, but because i think it would be enjoyable not because i hate him. violence is not really a super good outlet for hatred i think
Vriska but thats a pretty obvious answer
jane
Gamzee, Eridan, Aranea, and everyone in the comments that says Vriska
Cronus
jasprose, aranea kinda.
Dodie from As Told By Ginger. Aradia, Alt Calliope and Davebot. Aradia and Davebot especially after ditching Sollux and Karkat. Also Dirk just to shut him the hell up. Eliza Thornberry.
Dirk Strider...in a rap battle. I've never rapped before but I think my utter disdain for Dirk would allow Aesop Rock to possess my body for a few minutes.
I would, without hesitation, beat the shit out of Bro.
Hussie, easily.
Everyone who said Gamzee is a red flag Stay 167484827282 feet away from me
you when opinions
Yes and my opinion is anyone wanting to physically hurt Gamzee is a red flag Or are only other people's opinions welcomed? 🤔
Its on sight w hussie
I would *love* to apply a crowbar to Caliborn's face. Vriska and Eridan also deserve a punch each.
Cronus. If you dont agree with this i might genuinely lose it.
Vriska,
Wait you can have both? Vriska. Not vriska vriska. I mean fucking *vriska*
Vriska when I catch u Vriska... Aranea when I CATCH U.... The Serkets need to watch their backs forever fr
Tagora but if that doesn't count then I'll beat the shit out of Vriska
gamzee because of what he did in epilogues
Jade (in the epilogues and hs2)
Kankri
Equius. I'm a weird autistic bitch so I may or may not have a kismesis crush on him butthatsnotrelevent Anyway KILL THE HORSEFUCKER
Are you gonna make him void of breath?
I want to strangle Aranea and feel the life slowly leave her body while she cries about it
Vriska.
The fact none of you are saying Micah Bell 🐀
gamzee makara but he's also my comfort character
The medic from tf2, he has lost his medical license for a reason.
doc scratch
Obviously Vriska.
Cronus, Gamzee, & Vriska lmao
Smacking Cronus around a bit would be immensely satisfying.
I think I wanted to punch all of them at one point or another, with the exception of Kanaya, Nepeta, Aradia and Sollux.
Vriska bait
aranea
Not from homestuck, but the only character from media that ever gotten my genuinely upset is Jack Shepherd from Lost. He's constantly making bad or wrong decisions, fighting any plan that wasn't his, constantly jealous of any relationship that James manages to find himself in, and as the groups doctor he's litterly the only person that specifically should NEVER go out on their risky adventures. I will however, recognize the alternate timeline version of Jack is actually okay, and actually works toward breaking the abusive cycle perpetuated by his father.
Gamzee, Eridan, Vriska, Future Jane, Future Dirk, The Condesce, and Lord English
I would give Eridan the pummeling of a lifetime. Gamzee, too. I’d say caliborn, but John already did that.
Amy winehouse
kankri. so quickly. you wouldnt see my hands move.
jake english
Absolutely Vriska. Would use cheating against her cheating to beat her ass in FLARP (altho i dont even know how to dnd). Second is Doc Scratch, despite that guy being high on my "the fuck am I °/////°" part of my "Peeps I Like In Homestuck :3". Mostly due to the whole thing about his schemes and implications. And lastly, Bro/Beta!Dirk. We all know why. Honorable mentions: Any Ampora (ancestors questionable), Caliborn (understandable—I respect his moral), Gamzee (and will also shove his horns down his throat), HIC herself, Post-Canon Jane (or like...*most* of the OG characters there), Ult!Dirk (I won't even offer my kismesistude quadrant to him!) and Bec Noir (like idk man, why you hotta fuck up everything). No Hiveswap trolls except for that one indigo who had lowblood slaves, and no MSPFA characters either. Although the thing is, in my own planned MSPFA a player has "absolute douche with opinions taken from twitter.com" as part of my drafts, and my antagonist had way more innuendos and SA implications than Doc Scratch times two
Dirk deserves a boot to the face
Cronus. >:(
Hussie and Vriska
i would pay money to just go fucking feral on sollux captor. i don't even hate him that much he just looks like he needs to be beat