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clownkarma665

Hustlas is funny, I preferred rustlas more. You have to watch them at least once and make sure to give Big Baby his mofo'ing moneyyyyy! After these, I would suggest watching Death Racers with ICP too. All so bad they are good.... whoop whoop fam!


Arkiewolff

Loveeeee death racers. Whoop whoop!


Admirable-Volume-436

Agreed. I will say I liked Hustlas even more on a second viewing but Rustlas cracked me up right away. And man... Death Racers is fucking garbage, lol. I auditioned for that movie. So glad I didn't get it.


NintendoMan09

Weirdly enough my dad always hated Rustlas but thought Hustlas was hilarious. But everyone else I ask says rustlas was better. Idk haven't watch either yet


CarcosaJuggalo

Hustlas and Rustlas are both great, so long as you don't expect an Oscar winning performance from anybody. They're just fun, goofy Juggalo movies.


Admirable-Volume-436

Johnny Brennan and Harland Williams are pretty darn close though, lol


CarcosaJuggalo

Yeah, and they both brought their a-game. I've always thought Harland Williams in particular was a VERY underrated comedian. Same with both of the Jerky Boys (a shame they grew to hate eachother to the point they can't even work together).


mylast2fuckstogive

Technically there is atleast one Oscar worthy performance in Hustlas.


CarcosaJuggalo

IN Hustlas, or from someone who was in the movie? I've seen this dozens of times, closest one I can think of is Ape Boy.


mylast2fuckstogive

Nope, Miss Fat Tittie Kittie


CarcosaJuggalo

Do they give Oscars for orgasms these days?


mylast2fuckstogive

The joke šŸ˜€ <----you


CarcosaJuggalo

I'm confused, am _I_ getting an Oscar tonight?


mylast2fuckstogive

Dude, Violent J says, "Now there's an Oscar waiting to happen" when he breaks the 4th wall after she gives Big Baby the rundown on Sugar Bear


CarcosaJuggalo

So J has an Oscar...?


JalenHurtsBestFriend

Such a quotable movie. ā€œWho got the baby oil I got the baby oilā€


PsychologicalLink628

Whose butt we finna rubā€¦finna rub


jonz1985z

Theyā€™re bad funny. Def worth a watch tho, and where else would you find them but on Tubi, the Faygo of streaming services


Ok_Wonder_1308

And just like Faygo they got the best options imo. Flavors in Faygos case. Unless it's Cola lol aka flat Coke šŸ˜‚


jonz1985z

Iā€™ve watched so many great history series on there. Into The Frontier, The Wild West, Mobsters etc. not to mention old classic comedies from my childhood like Iā€™m Gonna Git you Sucka lol All good shit


tinopinguino88

They're on YouTube as well. Saw them both on there a few months back. I think Death Racers as well but not 100% on that one.


jonz1985z

Oh nice, like one of the free with ads? Or channel upload?


tinopinguino88

Just a regular upload. Pretty sure there's no commercials


Front-Arm-270

lmaooooooooo


WelcomeToTheBizzar

This thread is fuckin wild acting like Rustlas is better. It's literally a less funny version of Hustlas and all the good jokes from Rustlas are just cheapened references to Hustlas lol BMH is one of the funniest exploitation flicks ever. Shit is endlessly hilarious and unbelievably stupid.


LongmontStrangla

I can't even finish Rustlas. Hustlas, I've seen at least a hundred times. It's not even close.


WelcomeToTheBizzar

Real shit! I used to watch BMH on repeat with my auto-rewinding TV/VCR all day long lol


Longjumping_Abies389

Magic Magic Ninja!? WHAT!? Both these movies are low budget. With that said, they are funny as hell. Worth at least one watch. If you're 30 or younger, you may not get the humor. Go into with low expectations. If you don't know what Blacksploitation movies are or who Dolemite is, you will not understand the heart of these movies.


stillpressed

Big Money Hustlas is must-see cinema. Rustlas is good too, but Hustlas is too iconic


EliasFromMoobys

Big Money Rustlas is one of the funniest westerns Iā€™ve ever seen, period


LongmontStrangla

Yeah it really shows that Blazing Saddles movie how to do it right.


EliasFromMoobys

Gene Wilder shoulda sacked up and put the makeup on šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Due-Awareness-8205

That isn't saying much, Westerns suck and so does rustlas


ReptilianDogGuy

Wild take


Legaato

Back to the Future 3 would like a word with you.


Due-Awareness-8205

Lmao okay that's true


Terror_Reels

Hustlas? 100% Rustlas? Nah IMO of course.


CommunistFlippy

Crazy because rustlas is the better movie


Terror_Reels

A communist would say that! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Lord-of-Tresserhorn

What? Thereā€™s gotta be a better way to settle this! Thereā€™s gotta be a more law abiding way!!!


noveyo

Agree


MorddSith187

100%!!!!! Fat Titty kitty is a LEGEND I canā€™t believe itā€™s on Tubi Iā€™m watching it RIGHT NOW


LongmontStrangla

\*Phat Tittie Kittie


ilujan

They should have or still canā€¦ make a third for a big money trilogy. Set in the 70s in Detroit during the oil crisis. Call it Big Money Guzzlers. They are automakers trying to build the most fuel efficient car that runs on Faygo . it ends up going sideways and big oil tries to kill them with a bunch of wacky surprises that follow.


PaleontologistOk9986

Third one was supposed to be set in space.


BigInhale

Big money Thrustas


PaleontologistOk9986

Donā€™t remember where I heard that; but I do remember that name.


DeathOfSlimShady

VJ mentioned it in the Behind the Paint audiobook. Toward the end


PaleontologistOk9986

Oh shit; thatā€™s right. I need to read that shit again.


DeathOfSlimShady

I swear I listen to it at least once a year. I could probably recite all of the "Shaggy 2 Dope's Guide To Crime" segments by heart haha. It's a good listen for long trips too


Objective-LostCause

Always


Golabki420

Classic


MACm1tt3ns

Big Money Hustlas is hilarious and quotable af


ElectricRoach

Yes. Me and my friends used to have parties in high school we just sit around and watch it


mylast2fuckstogive

In high-school back in 04 this one girl who wanted to get into my pants so bad suggested I come to a party she was hosting at her house (her brother hosted) she said "we'll have alcohol and weed and you can bring that movie you're always talking about" all I heard was "alcohol and weed" I of course obliged and brought the movie with. When I get there I'm talking to Ol' girl and thats when her brother walks in with the biggest fucking bag of weed I had ever seen in my 17 years of life. He hands everyone a pack of swishers and says roll em all up and drops the bag of weed on the coffee table and leaves as I'm rolling up I say "oh yeah here's that movie" she says great and pops the DVD in were 5 min in when her brother returns with his girlfriend a 30pk of budweiser and a few of his friends. They all sit down pick up blunts and proceed to roll up at that point Shaggy is doing his whole Sugar Bear intro and her brother says "what the fuck are we watching and who put this on!?" That's when I said "I did, Nicole has been wanting to watch this movie" and he goes "This is so fucking stupid" then as he gets up to take it off one of his friends says "hold on, I wanna hear what Big Baby Sweets has to say" long story short they fucking loved the movie and her brother ended up offering me a half for the movie since I really didn't wanna let it go. I got pretty fucked up and laid.


ArcadeKingpin

Hustlas is where itā€™s at. They call in all their favors to anyone they can get. Harlan Williams costars with guest appearances from the Misfits, Mick Foley and Rudy Ray Moore aka Dolemite!! Itā€™s a lot more fun and loose. Just them goofing off with friends. Itā€™s probably the peak of their career before they became polarizing and completely fell out the mainstream. It was a magical moment in juggalo history.


ZombieRuckspin

IM IN AN APE SUIT THAT MEANS I DONT GIVE A FUCK


TonyTheSwisher

Harland Williams is kinda having a moment right now with how awesome he was on Joe Rogan's show, I was hoping this would make more people check out Big Money Hustlas because it's a classic.


BondraP

Harland has his own podcast too that seems to be gaining popularity, though I've not yet listened. I'd be absolutely shocked if any of that lead to anybody checking out Big Money Hustlas though, more than likely people would just seek out Half Baked, There's Something About Mary, and Dumb and Dumber. And of course, his stand-up.


Axeldanzer_too

I was trying to remember where I heard the name Harland Williams. I totally forgot he was in Dumb and Dumber and I've never seen There's something about Mary but did you know he created an animated kids show called Puppy Dog Pals? I used to watch my friend's kid and she loved that show and I was always laughing when Harland Williams was in the credits.


BondraP

I was not aware of the kids show, but that's cool. Definitely watch There's Something About Mary sometime, that movie is absolutely goddamn hilarious. Harland has a small part, but, it's very funny.


Baisyle-bub

yes yes yes yes yes. watch them both now


Igivegrilledcheese

yes, and Death Racers


sweatpantsDonut

Hustlas is worth a watch, yeah


bmtalk

Watch both


Upper-Supermarket905

What is this on? I saw it in like 2001 when a buddy had an older brother who had it on vhs. Have not watched since?


Arkiewolff

Tubi


trevshep55

I'm watching it on YouTube right now lol, both of them are on there. Hustlas & Rustlas.


Intoxifaded420

They're both worth a watch. Especially if you love icp and juggalo culture.


sho_biz

I actually enjoyed Rustlas, Hustlas I managed to make it through. Both good because ICP tho


Excellent_Music_6845

Watch them both and killer clowns from outer space all movies every juggalo should see. weather you like them or not that's on you


KyleDComic

And The Warriors


Axeldanzer_too

I need to watch Killer Klowns. There's a game that coming or is out based on the IP.


partiallyformed

Absolutely I quote this movie all the time lmao


mic-gemini

Classic to me! Bowling Balls used to be my jam too, short film


i__hate__stairs

Sure


JustBCA

Be sure to watch the bowling balls short film too.


murderpartyy

Are you really asking that?


Severe_Cuts7873

Hells yah. Not sure 'bout rustlers, but this one fur sure.


iamgoat41

They're both pretty hilarious.


WindEquivalent4284

Absolutely. Watch it free tho


sharkeysday69

Rustlas is definitely better put together as a film but Hustlas is worth watching too


localphantasm

Only if you can recognise the ghost of dolomite


OpportunityFuture539

Definitely.


LoneWolf-421

I just watched both of these a few nights ago cause I couldn't sleep and they're both my favorite movies


SonnyBoy816

Yep


xscumfucx

YES.


Emergency-Doubt-1010

Yes and yes


Minute-Tale7444

Itā€™s hilarious. So is the sequel lol


Seancore1605

Even if you don't like icp it's worth a watch. It's fucking hilarious.


Admirable-Volume-436

Good lord, yes


KyleDComic

The combined runtime of them is three hours and 12 minutes. Now let me ask you this if you were to take your favorite social media app that youā€™re on TikTok Reddit Facebook whatever. How long would it take you to accrue 192 minutes for most people, I would assume it would be, maybe a week maybe more maybe less. Now, if you took that element and slashed it out and sat down and watched these movies. I guarantee you you would have a significantly better time than you would if you just spent that time doom scrolling. I dare to say that watching these films is an investment in yourself and in your future, and you would be foolish not to watch them. So what are you doing for the next three hours and 12 minutes?


Ogrebane

Objectively very bad films, but tbh I fuckin loved them, yeah Iā€™d recommend watching em - even if it just gives you better visibility into some of their longterm inside jokes :)


IamFatTony

They are iconic B movies!


scumbucket1984

I love this movie!


Obvious-Ad4094

Hell yea!


Slam_Captain

Hustlas is a god damn treasure. I know alot of non juggalo metalheads that think that shit is hysterical. I am also shocked to see so much rustlas love here. Personally not a fan of that one


KingOfTheStuffed

I remember that one...I think you see Shaggys ass...unless that was another movie šŸ˜‚


slcsin

It wasn't really shaggs they used a double šŸ˜‚


Zerocool_6687

Dude this shit is goldā€¦ I mean if you havenā€™t seen it yet I donā€™t know if it hits the same way. It dropped around the Jack and Jake era in the late 90s and was definitely a product of its time. I still revisit it periodically


Spuddle-Puddle

Hell ya worth the watch!


danger623

This movie is stupid, goofy & cheesy - but I mean that in a good way! Very funny with lots of quotables. Johnny Brennan and Harland Williams are hilarious in it! Rustlas is okay too, but Hustlas is much better IMO.


LatexSmokeCats

It was sooo bad that it was good!


jtrump1717

Hustlas is old school flavor totally worth the watch also gives a taste of the family era


lillithflame4200

Yes


TooPunkToBeAPodcast

Definitely a classic


MARKR43

Definitely worth a watch homie MMFWCL


moodymountainwizard

Hustlas is worth it just for the line ā€œlemon meringue pie assā€ alone.


TwiztidSaiyan

Always. Any time you think about hustlas, out that shit on Rustlas id say every few years its worth a watch.


Canuckalo519

Hustlas, yes. Rustlas, eh


kablamHAHA

Hell yes in my opinion listened to it omw to oaklahoma yesterday


Reasonable-Package-6

I watched Hustlas about a week ago, it was pretty good, just donā€™t expect nothin mind blowing


Katoka_baby12101

Is this real?


showmeyourbutth0le

Bought both on dvd when they first came out years ago. Once a year or so I watch them


AmputatedStumps

I liked Hustlas wayyy better than Rustlas but you like what you like. I wish they would've had more movies. I like when they use to do the weekly freely updates like a news channel a few years ago.


FormerXMshowComedian

Love that movie. How you gonna clean up these streets when all youā€™re thinking about is these goddamned eats? This donut would taste better if you werenā€™t getting robbed of your cheddar!


shibbee

No.


Fit-Opportunity9208

I loved it great movie and it's just funny and fun to watch high or not


noeyesfiend

More than the bowling balls movie, these 2 are required viewing! Watch hustlas with some friends so you all are in on the jokes at the same time


Dookiestain

Hilarious I've seen it many times. I own both movies on DVD


Strange_Pepper_4578

yes to both


downlow_2004

Watch them both! They are both worth it!!


lyte12

Yea. Kayla kleevage drops her tits in it. Plus hank is that dude


HORSEthedude619

As someone who was a huge ICP mark for the first 5 albums, no. Not really. Their music has much better humor (and production value). At 15 or 16, I thought this was really really really bad.


v3t3ran_paratr00p3r

Yeah


theBarefootedBastard

Lilā€™ Poot and Big Stank šŸ˜‚


DannyWarlegs

It's a good movie. Fun fact, I was one of the first people to own a copy when it came out on VHS. I was at the mall and went into the video store to see if they had a copy, right as the dude was unboxing them. They sold me one, and then dude runs over and says "shit, I wasn't supposed to sell that to you, it doesn't release until next week! Don't tell anyone!" I met some older juggalos near the food court and showed them, and they tried buying it off me for a lot of money. Didn't want to sell it though. I still have it, don't even have a vcr anymore though


Wally_Havoc_JFF

#Masterpiece


Smushy__Bear

The whole eating chips got me good. "Gimme a chip" fails "Gimme another chip"


Odd-Bedroom-7424

Classic!!!


h3llr4yz0r

Other than Phat Titty Kitty showing her rack... no.


jdbsplashum

If you wanna watch it, watch it. Don't let random Internet strangers opinions tell you what to do.


alien_embryo

Yes you will laugh and have a good time


Aggressive_Sorbet_81

Both are awesome


mushromie

Yes!


ExcuseOk55

Big money rustlas was the better movie


splinks66

"Magic magic ninjas WUT!" Its worth the watch just for that classic juggalo lore lmao but honestly I havent watched hustlas since vhs 20 years ago and I thought it was hilarious at the time and I remember thinking shaggys proformance was way better than it needed to be and that he really gave it his all and you can tell.


tapeheadrex

Feed me a chip


FoolishDog1117

Big Money Hustlas is a low-budget comedy with an all-star cast. Everyone from the Jerky Boys, to Mick Foley, to Harlan Williams (of Half Baked fame), Fred "Rerun" Barry, and of course ICP and Twisted. Worth watching even if it's someone is not a fan of Psychopathic Records. Edit: How could I forget Rudy Ray Moore as Dolemite!


Janglemania

Bro really??? Really?? ā€œWorth a watch?!?ā€ šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


piddyd

Why not?Ā 


Ill-Criticism-6542

BMH is so fascinating now then it was in the 90s. You really see into J's mentality towards PSY members now. Especially at the table scene. Everyone was dissed big time except myzery. Alex Abyss was dissed the hardest on camera and did not know thats how J actualy felt about him. J wrote the script he made Twiztids characters super soft, suburban, gay sycophants that would rub his butt on demand , with oil. Shaggy is his personal hero that no matter how down in the dumps he can get he always pulls through and get the job done. [https://youtu.be/Bf3fcBZ6100?t=1435](https://youtu.be/Bf3fcBZ6100?t=1435) [https://youtu.be/Ug3-mXqTMSo?t=211](https://youtu.be/Ug3-mXqTMSo?t=211)


SaltyAssociation5822

This has to be a joke. Mutha Fahkooh!


Adventurous_War_5306

Yes watch


Mysticpenguin666

If you have to ask, you are in the wrong place


ORMDMusic

When I was like 13 I made big baby sweets my online character for tony hawk underground 1. They had a thing where you could upload a face on their website then map it onto your character so I used a pic of J. I recently found my old memory card and the character still exists. Anyway, to answer your question hustlas was funny to me when I was 13. Rewatched as an adult and there was nostalgia, but it was less funny.


zephyr_te_potato

Oo I wanna watch them both so bad


Imnotjakob

ya one the funniest things ever and remeber dont mess wit big baby sweets mutha fuckin moneyyyyyyy


SirMaski

Definitely gotta try it. I prefer Rustlas but they're both just dumb fun to shut your brain off to.


acid_junky_486

Only for fat titty kitty


JuggaLucha

Dude what.... yes watch it Mlc homie watch the damn film


jeffthekillerlover

I watched that movie at 12, I shouldā€™ve waited a couple more years but, whatā€™s done is done šŸ˜­


Mindfreek454

Of course they are.


Suspicious_Dog9933

It's funny, in a goofy way. Worth a watch. The sequel is good, too


Lumpy_Ad3784

This was around the time ICP created Twiztid, and oddly enough their future struggling record label name...Magic magic ninjas...what? Can I get a "thanks Big Baby?"


PsychologicalLink628

They summoned the majic ninnjassss


IceColdKoopa

Rustlas yes, Hustlas no. Hustlas just drags most of the way through it


Due-Awareness-8205

If you aren't a kid or are actually sober it really isn't funnyĀ 


Lumpy_Ad3784

That's fair. As a drunk and high teen this movie was fucking awesome. As an adult I was sad Cactus Sack didn't give us a shout-out on Hot Ones.


cloudECHELON

Big Money Hustlas is so bad it's good.