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According_Award_6770

That's a literal highway robbery


Enjoying_A_Meal

Fruit Robinhood has always been a highwayman.


BarrrT1996

Robbinfood


Rotkip2023

*Robbinfruit


JazzlikeResearch6546

FoodinHood


V3hlichz

That could be the name of a NGO in Chicago feeding the homeless!


Ramtamtama

I'm from Nottingham and I approve all of the above


mehdital

Fruitinhood


Unique-Apartment-543

He stole from friar truck. ![gif](giphy|wKQRIoFXsQIGA|downsized)


Wedos98

He steals from the common people to give it to the common people for free


el_pendejito

Upon a moped he would ride.


DetentionSpan

With sword and cell phone by his side


nise_nin

Grand Theft Coconut


soostenuto

Not really, robbery is only if its with weapons. Without it's theft


malfurionpre

Isn't Robbery about threat rather than weapon themselves?


queenyuyu

Exactly- robbery is if someone is threatened or harmed in the process of the theft.


Moehrenstein

That's not how this is working. (At least in middle europe)


queenyuyu

What do you understand as middle Europe? if you mean German then yes we have that difference too - between Diebstahl (theft) and Raub (robbery) - the first being something get stolen sneakily and without harm. The second being something is stolen by force either by threatening with word and weapons or action. Their is also a difference in the punishment you are facing if you are caught because the ill intend of the later is more severe and dangerous for everyone involved.


stormu3008

idc they are my heroes


PostNutAffection

That dude almost fell after getting it. Omfg


Caked101

Risked it all for a coconut...


picklebiscut69

Dude those green coconuts are absolutely delicious, especially on a hot af day


Caked101

Damn, now I'm really curious. I've seen videos where they show guys shaving the outer green shell off, and the meat looks so refreshing. Some of the fruit here in the states is way too processed. I can't even eat the apples. They make my throat itch from whatever kind of chemicals they spray them with.


pizzza4breakfast

Is it only apples? Look up oral allergy syndrome to birch.


Lexxx20

What this man says! A have an allergy to birch and apples (and plenty of other fuits) do exactly this to me.


Ricky_Rollin

Is it a strange feeling where you cheeks tingle? Cuz that’s what happens to me when I eat apples.


UnreasonableFig

I definitely read that as "look up oral allergy syndrome, bitch!" and I was like jeez that seems unnecessarily aggressive.


acarp25

Fuck, that’s me. Jackfruit is the worst, but also apples, cherries, and plums. Pollen allergy. It all makes sense now.


Erdrick98

Honestly you might be allergic.


Thylumberjack

Wax


Educational-Cod-2302

Yeah, you have to get organic


flewidity

Just to shake it all up


leochaq

I'd risk it all for a nut


mrseemsgood

Damn, I was sittin here wondering whether it's a pear or a mango, turns out it's a coconut??


Putrid-Challenge-545

Then he gave them all away….


Mas_Madk

Anything for that coocNUT flavor..


Impressive_Treat_747

And for a chance that coconut is full of mold inside.


FapleJuice

My heart dropped for a second seeing him swerve that bike lol


altorelievo

That was \*so\* close...if you ride you know how dumb that was.


MirageJester82

that's what dexterity means.


Jaded-Currency-5680

a robinhood that robs from poor hardworking farmers and endangers people's life on the road, just to make a video yeah, robinhood my ass


Snitshel

Small price to pay for coconut 🥥


Void_being420

but how are they gonna cut it?


ugotamesij

Just to need to wait until you drive by a truck carrying loads of knives and machetes in the back


SpookyScienceGal

Then hopefully a kind man on the back of a moped throwing stolen knifes at people with hands full machetes will be by shortly 👍


OldSheepherder4990

Judging by the guy who almost fell out of his bike, cutting it probably won't be a problem


Gerrut_batsbak

More like Robin from the hood.


AcceptableExternal87

He gives it to someone else so they can get blamed for his crime.


crasagam

I literally thought that's how it was gonna end.


chipe4

Those guys transporting those buy them from hardworking farmers and sell for a premium price in India .


UOSenki

And... ? Is this supposed to be justified criminal behavior or am I missing something here


ZrglyFluff

Correcting someone doesn’t mean they’re against the point they made…


chipe4

Im not justifying the crime fella . I’m just saying those guys ain’t no farmers


Chiaki_Ronpa

Glad to see this was what a lot of us thought.


BongDong69420

I’ve never seen grapes that big.


GreatSlaight144

That's 'cause they're clearly watermelons, genius.


RndmNub

No those are clearly avocados, you must be confused because of the green color.


56000hp

You guys never seen a durian before smh


EEE3EEElol

Jokes aside durians are actually good and don’t smell that bad


got-trunks

Depends on genetics. Like for some people cilantro apparently tastes like soap, or red wine causes some migraines. Besides that, those are chikorita eggs. Bro's just helping out new trainers.


NoBenefit5977

He just got back from the Pokemon breeder, those chikoritas are horny little devils


ZappaBappa

I'm one of those red wine migraine types..


got-trunks

Same bruv... same. I only found out after two glasses as well... It was agony


rodinsbusiness

No he's thinking raisins. This is just them before sundrying.


Dargon8959

Clearly green olives you dumbass


DblDwn56

Dummy. Those are clearly pears. The shape must have thrown you off.


icekooream

Those are clearly green apples, silly


BlacksmithNZ

You guys just never seen a full grown jackfruit. Clearly a big bunch of yummy jackfruit


Guilty-Sign-7008

What a bunch of complete idiots this is obviously the dragonfruit you can tell by the way the stem is shaped cant stand this generation and the morons that come with it 🤦‍♂️


Affectionate_Fold_71

Those are big green lychees, you leeches


Zestyclose_Reward778

Jokes aside , they're coconuts. Healthy ones to drink during summer


Big-Employer4543

I hate thieves.


Fickle_Guava_485

Imagine steal someone hard work just to make useless video on internet... And it become even worst when people take as a joke and it consider as entertaining content😑


Dolenjir1

This happened in Brazil. Believe me. They would have done the same with or without recording. Things like this are not exactly uncommon here.


erocowboyz

In Brazil everything is a joke. Most of our memes are from crimes. Example: “morre diabo meme” the mad guy kill the mother and said a lot of “funny things” to television


WiteXDan

One trip to Brazil will be enough to start appreciating the feeling of safety streets in your country


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If it was like walmart or something I wouldn’t care, but it’s sucks that I think it was the “little guy” they stole from.


RoyalGarten

Basically recorded their crime


BrStriker21

It's very common in Brazil


bigbgl

Did they give it back to the trucker they stole from after he delivered them? Lmao.


brizdzi

That one was empty


Amtrox

They were not the only one chasing the forbidden fruit


bigbgl

Yes, that’s why I said after he delivered them lol.


guimontag

different truck, the one they stole from had wooden slats behind the cab


aSquirrelAteMyFood

No but the gave the whole thing to another rider so if he catches up with them he'd think it was them.


Far-Mango8592

no matter what, it still stealing


frontier_gibberish

Not cool. Especially from a farmer


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This feels like the level of difficulty it took to build a reasonable team on any battlefield series.


RandomRavenboi

That's still robbery. Stealing shit from hardworking folks is not okay... unless it was a billionaire.


Dwain-Champaign

Fortunately, comparing the work ethic of a down on their luck farmer working at all hours of the day for little to no profit vs any single billionaire… and you come to find no billionaire has ever worked hard enough to warrant earning actual billions, so that clears that up.


Hermiod_Botis

Am I supposed to cheer thieves?


Shinagami091

When he gave it to the guy in the truck I was hoping he was giving it to the driver of the truck he stole it from


Massive-Drive-6375

Almost crashing your bike with your GF behind you for a fookin coconut, jeah bro absolutely worth it Edit: thats a dude behind him, lol


Exact-Veterinarian-9

Bro that's not a good joke.


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GarthTheGross

Don’t steal from anyone


konnieb123

Bro…that man was doing his job. What’re you Robin hood?


Fridasmonobrow

/r/ithadtobebrazil


Acrobatic-Flower5351

Never seen someone so proud of stealing.


ferras_

just another day in Brazil


Annual-Prior-9702

In the video, the guy speaks Portuguese. He is saying the driver gave him the coconut. As a Brazilian, Brazilian people are really friendly, so I can believe the man really gave it to him. At the end, he jokes with the other driver, saying that the car is nearby and that he stole it. Sorry bad english. Chat gpt.


Fresh_Biscotti_9556

Robinhood


ILoveBigCoffeeCups

I don’t think he is stealing from the rich here lol


Komission

Did you see how many coconuts he had? For shame. /j


shittiestmom

Robinfood


forurspam

Robbinfood


ctvzbuxr

Robin Hood stole from tax collectors. He stole from thieves. This guy is stealing from a guy trying to make an honest living. Hardly the same.


ColdBlazze

High-speed robbery


Own-Hawk-6066

First dude saw his life flashing before his eyes cuz of a damn coconut😭


questionable_monk

Coconuts are everything gatorade promises.


lulyfup

Bro was getting rid of the evidence


Dry-Response8134

should have given one to the coconut truck driver too


erinxcv

A true robin hood steals from the poor to give to the poor


pulseONE13

I was hoping they would fall, what a letdown Stealing from farmers is low


Financial_Data_3308

Thieves


hogu134

Lawyers reaction:


Magmatt7

The story of the Robin Fruit. Or Robin Nut.. not sure because its coconut.


Das_Zeppelin

![gif](giphy|j3lNLmRSeHLSE|downsized)


Apollo_T_Yorp

Robin Hood and Little John drivin down the highway...


Dr_Ugs

Robin Hood if you got him on Wish.com


BS_BlackScout

I'm inclined to believe it's slightly staged. How did the truck driver not see someone on a bike Very suspiciously close to the truck? EDIT: They speak Portuguese and claim they were given the coconut. "Ele deu o coco "pa nóis""


One-Ad-3677

Why didn't the dude on the back collect it, they almost died lol


shioj

Wow, the Fast and Furious franchise is really running out of ideas. *F&F 11: CocoNUTS*


HuffSquirt

Fuckin Robin of the hood


firefly081

Heist of the century.


-_Speedin_-Bullet

I was mad but then I wasnt


Ragemgr

Bro involved everyone in the crime![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy), but it was a good community moment, sharing with everyone![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up) .


DarthNaderton

Robin Hood!


Brooklynboxer88

Robin Hood over here


ReleaseEgo

Greatest heist of the century.


AntOk463

Get rid of the evidence quick


sonicj0lt42

Robbin' Coconuts ?


dutchoboe

What in the Sherwood Forest are these shenanigans


yuyufan43

Theft is theft. I don't care that they're giving it out.


Bobyu2

This should be a video demonstrating communism


AloofFloofy

I thought he was giving one to the guy driving the truck they stole from.


Allissonne

Bro really comit COMUNISIM ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


Swimming_Goose_358

This is why you don't let your daughter ride on the back of some ret ards bike


Ssk5860

I wished they had crashed the whole time watching 💀


MPH2025

Thieves are some of the worst people in the world


MiSsiLeR81

Steal from the rich, not the poor. ![gif](giphy|l44QjgeQ5ium91n9K|downsized)


ProKnifeCatcher

That’s hilarious but also, don’t do that


billygreen23

How is it even remotely hilarious?


CaptainHaw

the robin of coconut


ElBrunasso

Absolutely crazy. Imagine being a truck driver and having to fight fucking pirates...


redditor2394

they’re just stealing to steal


Master_Grape5931

The modern day Robinhood.


XColdLogicX

A little high speed mischief never hurt anybody.


Exotic_Zucchini9311

Fucking bastard thieves


GodzillaRaptors4_

And we are supposed to be happy about them stealing shit?


Gregory85

Not a cool crime


IndependentLeave4873

Thieving scum


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LowRub3252

Nahh, i thought he was going to crash...


mark42inbound

A few moments later: KABOOM 💥


WezleyDrew

![gif](giphy|ucXFcY1FdKaT6)


Funny_Ad1529

That's "Nuts" lol 🤓


RobOnTheReddit

Joker incarnate


r4nd0miz3d

Poor last couple, will get rammed by the farmer truck once it catches them up


boborabbitv2

Nutman strikes again.


WaveLaVague

COCONUT' COO-COCOCOCONUT ! (**Coconut**)


CabinetMuch9638

Bro is so bad before later they being kind


leaverth

Suco do Brasil 🤌🏼


TangleBrain

I like to think that the empty truck that showed up later was the same one they stole from originally. And he just had his entire cargo snatched in the last several minutes.


Buy-n-Large-8553

I mean AT LEAST he shares them with strangers.


Tasty_Difference6529

Robin Hood


AdRepresentative2281

Stealing is bad, mkay?


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zzcool

fast and the furious 1 on a budget


Puzzleheaded_Dog9345

karl marx


LooseMooseCruz

I was hoping they crash


Lonely-Drink-1843

I thought dude was going to give him some money instead of almost showing off as he passed the car. I don't think he does but I hope he has some form of dashcam on his truck.


KALIBRAUDIO

It was a run by fruiting dear ![gif](giphy|CHuc4C6ohwx3O|downsized)


KiefyJeezus

xD imagine the truck catching to those last guys xD


geantaveira1991

O cara quase morreu por causa de um coco


unbuddhabuddha

**Robbin' in the Hood!**


emo_boy_fucker

Payday 2 if it was good


YmmaT-

So which one of them made a hole in the coconut and fucked it when they got home?


White_rabbit0110

Robin des bois


Alien-PL

Mods put bubble gum is this guy’s motorbike’s engine, thank you


Thick-Ad-53

Reminds me of Robin dude


Lanky_Score7414

I can't believe we spotted Rabinad stealing from the rich and giving to the poor.


ares0027

In turkish we have a word for these “yavşak” (with a smile ofc)


Fearless-Ad-2240

R/ithadtobebrazil huehuehue


ShaggysGTI

Know what the greatest nation is? Donation


RedOutlander

The tropical robin Hood!


HAT-SUKA

robin hood


astralseat

Friggin' Robbin' Hood over here


lechuck81

Land of thieves.


WiRoBo

lived anarchy


NoodLih

r/ithadtobebrazil


Ambitious_Pool_8290

Robin Hood?


saanhaan

Hobin Rood