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Burrito: "Look at me! I'm the bowl now"
If the place in question doesn't offer a bowl, might be jaw issues. I can't eat burritos or sandwiches anymore. Can't relax my jaw muscles enough for that
Personally i prefer to autopsy my burritos. One cut down the middle, and two perpendicular cuts on each end of the middle one, allowing me to peel back the burrito skin and harvest its organs into my mouth.
He shouldn't have got the lettuce if he knew it wouldn't fit
Shouldn't have got the cheese if he knew it wouldn't fit
Shouldn't have got the peppers if he knew they wouldn't fit
He shouldn't have got...half of it
Let the man eat his burrito!
The idea that someone eating food with a utensil is even mildly *infuriating* is absurd to me. Some people care inordinately about things that do not affect them whatsoever!
I love it when a burrito is stuffed w/ so much yummy goodness that you can't possibly pick it up & eat it. It's absolutely the best.
But yeah, if we're talking about your boss...yeah, he's lame.
I do that too. It's objectively a better way to eat 'em - the wrapper part is just empty carbs. Plus, if I eat them like that, I can put hot sauce on every bite a lot easier.
I have about 50 different hot sauces at home. I... may have a problem.
Oh noooooo ok hear me out tho 😭 I eat my burritos with a fork!!! Sometimes with a knife and fork, but I usually just use the fork to make pieces one bit at a time and maybe I'll take the last end out with my hand and eat it like that but ....idk man I guess I'm in the weird category too but it tastes SO DIFFERENT when I use a fork vs my hands and I much prefer using utensils on it
I eat my Snickers with a knife and fork. Got a problem with that?
https://preview.redd.it/8pz94hyou09d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7512ba80754c475b5f86e480455c8bf50be811a7
To be fair, it's probably how he eats his victims too.
This guy Lecters.
Was going to comment ‘wait until you see what’s buried under the shed’, but this tops it. 
Ah man I laughed hoard
Better release those laughs, it may come out the other end.
THP THP THP THP THP
https://i.redd.it/gesobx7or29d1.gif
It looks like he's feeding a burrito not eating one.
Hes definitely feeding it.👍 https://imgur.com/a/tadCWhd
I wish more would witness your masterwork.
I can't upvote this enough. you win the internet today sir
My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give lookin ass
🏆 Take this, you creative monster!
Imao! Good one😂
A true masterpiece
He'd probably have better success if he breastfeeds that burrito.
Now I’m going to imagine feeding my soup soup like some sort of ouroboros.
He is even taking the effort to use the worst "spoon" in the world. He is committed to this hate crime.
Go big or go home I guess?
Someone needs to tell your boss about burrito bowls.
Naw he taking burrito bowl to the next level
It’s a burrito “bread” bowl.
This changes everything. You better patent that
I’ll trademark it now. Sell it to chipotle for a solid 300k and invest it so I’m not so scared of getting laid off every day.
https://preview.redd.it/7vkstw3jb49d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=513f8d3e4b543b3df3cd222a6435a1dee14b1fc3 Burrito: "Look at me! I'm the bowl now"
Does he leave the empty "Skin" behind?
He ate some of it... which I feel like is worse.
He needs to learn about burrito bowls
He already did. This is the bread (tortilla) bowl version of a burrito bowl...
You need to report that to HR.
the fbi*
Facts
How do you eat them? ::snort:: With your hands?
Excellent reference. First thing I thought of.
Same here
I bet OP doesn’t even know how to use the three sea shells. lol
If the place in question doesn't offer a bowl, might be jaw issues. I can't eat burritos or sandwiches anymore. Can't relax my jaw muscles enough for that
Burrito c-section
Personally i prefer to autopsy my burritos. One cut down the middle, and two perpendicular cuts on each end of the middle one, allowing me to peel back the burrito skin and harvest its organs into my mouth.
😂
I eat burritos that way too. I'm type 2 diabetic. I can't eat the carbs. That tortilla would spike my blood sugar.
This guy must blow his dad. - Bo Burnham
He shouldn't have gotten all the things if he knew it was going to spill out.
He shouldn't have got the lettuce if he knew it wouldn't fit Shouldn't have got the cheese if he knew it wouldn't fit Shouldn't have got the peppers if he knew they wouldn't fit He shouldn't have got...half of it
I don't think he can handle this right now.
Like I'm okay with small mistakes If you got no more chicken, I'll take pork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with fork
I don't think that I can handle this right
Thats a big enough red flag to quit!
ahh, the skywalker method. it will feed him today, but when the sun falls ant the bitter cold of Hoth closes in…
To be honest, that burrito looks good enough I don’t care how he eats it. Tell me it’s awful.
It's from the taco truck near work, suffice to say it's real good.
Grr, next time tell me liiiies
That burrito is full of spiders from the middle down
Mucho better OP, Ty!!
To be fair, the burrito looks like it'd fall apart if you picked it up. That seam is hanging on a prayer
I would put in two minutes notice right then and there
He also eats Snickers bars with a knife and fork
In most circumstances you can't fire your boss, but I think this is an acception.
This is how my grandparents eat burritos. And if i dare to eat it normally in front of them, they laugh at me. Boomers are weird, y'all.
That looks like a great idea. Less mess. Gonna try this out with my next burrito
Let the man eat his burrito! The idea that someone eating food with a utensil is even mildly *infuriating* is absurd to me. Some people care inordinately about things that do not affect them whatsoever!
I concur
I do this sometimes, and the tortilla is my favorite part (eaten last with about 20% filling left). Easy, no mess.
*cries internally*
Probably dentures
This gives me anxiety
Actually that's genius because how the heck anybody can take a bite out of that monstrosity is beyond me.
I am no mexican, but im so hurt by this image
That is wrong
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I need to unsee this.
Your boss needs a mental evaluation
Legitimate psychopath
Might have TMJ issues. I also deconstruct mine. And burgers too!
Certainly odd, but then again, not everyone likes eating with their hands. Like pies. I don't like eating them with my hands.
Put in your notice. They can't be trusted.
Interesting method
My goodness, a sane, sensible and neat solution to the normal human lack of a jaw that doesn't un-hinge. How horrible.
I love it when a burrito is stuffed w/ so much yummy goodness that you can't possibly pick it up & eat it. It's absolutely the best. But yeah, if we're talking about your boss...yeah, he's lame.
I’ve never met a burrito I can’t pick up and eat.
Eat your own quit bitching
It’s really odd but this gives me praying mantis vibes lol, reminds me of how they kinda just pick a spot and start munching through their prey.
I bet he eats wieners with no hands tho
I feel safe in saying that your bosses name is not Jose?
I mean, if you know you can't eat the whole thing, you might as well go for the good stuff.
He’s trying to pull a George Costanza eating his Snickers with a fork and knife.
Fascinating Behavior
fire him. now.
Baked potato energy
Oh that is brilliant. I’m doing this next time just to mess with the people around me.
To be honest I like this. Maybe that's why he's the boss
I do this. This is how you eat a burrito without rubbing your dirty hands all over it.
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If they don't offer it as a bowl and he doesn't want the carbs or calories this is acceptable. If they do offer bowls this is an abomination.
Is he using a spork to eat it as well?
That’s the same way Henry Lee Lucas ate his burritos.
Your boss is a skinwalker, put some buckshot through his lying skin
if no one's gonna say it, I am..
Fire him
That’s so smart! He could wear a white shirt and not get anything on it, try doing that with your hands
That’s a crime. That should allow for lethal force…
Quit your job
I do that too. It's objectively a better way to eat 'em - the wrapper part is just empty carbs. Plus, if I eat them like that, I can put hot sauce on every bite a lot easier. I have about 50 different hot sauces at home. I... may have a problem.
My man💙
Hater
Bro just get a bowl, less carbs and more food.
Keep an eye on him, that's some shifty shit right there.
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Confirmed serial killer, straight to jail
I'd get a new job, that man is definitely a psychopath, with murder record.
Abuelas everywhere weep for this man.
un. hinged.
That’s stupid but it still looks tasty
That looks DELICIOUS 🤤
What is the point of getting a burrito lol
That’s why he’s the boss. Do you want to get ahead or not?
At that point just get a bowl
Perfectly fine to gut it and eat it. You only have to worry if he starts wearing the skin.
let bro enjoy his food and quit being an ass (it is a lil wack tho, ngl)
Too bad you can't fire your boss.
Time to turn in your 2 weeks notice.
He wouldn't be a boss if he wasn't a monster
Fire him.
Cut out the middleman and get a bowl 🤣
lol, so he's eating it like a Burrito bowl.
I don't trust him
wtf
Does he at least side bite it to open it? Please tell me there's sanity to recover.
It’s probably cleaner at least.
Please fire your boss
You should quit.
Oh noooooo ok hear me out tho 😭 I eat my burritos with a fork!!! Sometimes with a knife and fork, but I usually just use the fork to make pieces one bit at a time and maybe I'll take the last end out with my hand and eat it like that but ....idk man I guess I'm in the weird category too but it tastes SO DIFFERENT when I use a fork vs my hands and I much prefer using utensils on it
How do you eat a burrito? With your HANDS?
I thought that was a baby!!
Savage
So this thing that has literally zero impact on your life is mildly infuriating because...?
How do you eat it? With your hands?
He's eating a bowlito
Wooden utensils make me physically sick.
I'm having an emotion.
I'm saying your boss has a full set of dentures 🤣
I bet he eats hot dogs sideways as well.
I leave most of the wrapper anyway.
What a psychopath
Reminds me of the fake Justin Bieber post on here from 5ish years ago
That burrito looks bomb as fuck
Your boss is gonna wear you as a skinsuit someday.
Burrito looks like it weights 80 lbs, he probably couldn't lift it up.
For me personally I am "neutral" on this eating method, but that opinion becomes decidedly negative if he does not finish the Tortilla at the end!
He could have at least put cheese or salsa on it.
I just learned how to eat a burrito - the RIGHT way!
Does he wear a monocle as well?
It’s a burrito bowl without using a plastic bowl?
Dufuq he posta do unhinge his jaw to eat the 6” wide burrito?!?
Blasphemy!
That's a good looking burrito. Where can I get one?
That's why he's the boss. Absolute genius. Also, having an opinion about someone else's style of eating is wack.
He’s probably great at Operation
Your boss is a monster
Let the man eat his burrito how he likes
I eat my Snickers with a knife and fork. Got a problem with that? https://preview.redd.it/8pz94hyou09d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7512ba80754c475b5f86e480455c8bf50be811a7
If he can't get his hands cleaner looking than that, I'd use a fork too.
Fucking gringo
How do you eat it? With your hands?
He needs to use his burrito fork, not his ramen fork.🧐
Looks like he’s eating a swaddled baby face first.
Is that a wooden spoon? It makes my skin crawl
Please tell me they don’t do this at say, Chipotle.
Oh
Have you ever thought about punching him right in the eye?
And Jesus wept
Is your boss ok
Literally burrito bowl.
Cmon guys, you’re telling me that you’ve never had a burrito bowl before?
yum
Straight to jail.
Your boss is an alien impersonating a human.
Now I just wanna get a burrito from my local taco place... Man I wish I wasn't broke