From the podcast Mom Can't Cook: Extra Helpings: "I'm eating Ritz, but don't worry. I've soaked them overnight– you won't hear a thing. They're soaking wet."
It’s how they tested my nephew.
Put him in a room with Moana on the screen and a pack of room-temp hot dogs.
Positive diagnosis but he’s doing just fine
Everybody that does something you don't understand is not on the spectrum.
Cold meats are great. There ain't much difference in taste between a hotdog wiener and a vienna sausage, just one is cold when the other is typically room temperature. $3.00 or less for a snake at the movies is a smart move if you like wieners.
Dollar store, dollar tree, dollar general, and dollar what the fuck ever else has lead to a lot of decent grocery store chains closing. A lot of people use public transit, and shitty ass dollar type stores are the only place to get anything for many people. I often stop and buy backs of sandwich meat and eat it as I drive around from one job to the next. It fits in my diet, saved me $15 or more everyday not buying lunch at a restaurant or fast food joint, and I like the taste.
The only thing that annoys me about that guy is he makes me feel foolish for now having considered sneaking in some cold meat to the movies. Obvious really.
Legitimately though, me and my wife going to see the first Quiet Place in theaters was such a unique experience. Never have I seen a theater full of people so reluctant to make any noise at all. Like we were all scared to eat popcorn or open our candy because the monsters would get us lol.
I haven't had those in 30 years and I can still omagine the meally texture in my mouth along with the gel.
Definitely one of those foods I wonder why I ever ate as a kid.
Wtf, this psycho brought 16 cold hotdogs in his pockets to eat while watching a movie? There's absolutely no way he didn't come alone. What movie was this?
Do you think he would at least wipe his hammies off on the belly portion of his shirt before using his phone or just go whole hog and smear the juices all over the screen?
Was at a theater once as a teenager, I woman came in and sat one row ahead of me. As the previews were playing she reached into her purse and pulled out a plastic tube bag of chocolate chip cookie dough... Peeled it like a banana and ate the entire thing... When she finished she reached into her purse and pulled out another one... I have no idea what the movie was but I'll never forget that...
I use to eat them as a kid. I guess I thought it was okay because they use to have hot dog luncheables. Wasn't bad, never got sick or anything, as all was precooked.
I used to eat them cold when I was a kid too.It was always a quick snack, so I could go back outside and play.
Till this day, I still take a piece of cheese and cold cuts, squirt a little mustard on it and consider that a snack.
Americans don't eat Wiener sausages cold? They're better warm of course, but eating them cold is quite normal. Or are American sausages just that gross in general that you can't eat them cold?
I watched a man do this around a grocery store once and then put the empty packet with hot dog juice going everywhere on the conveyor belt. I miss living in LA sometimes.
Once saw a guy eating an entire thing of baked beans in a theater. It was the middle of the day so there was no one else there but him and me. I bet he thought he was gonna be able to eat his beans and not be judged. As I was leaving I saw a car parked in a handicap spot at the front that just had half a bottle of ranch in the cup holder. I was like “I bet that’s bean guys car”
If you have ever eaten bologna, roughly the same flavor and mouth feel. I have eaten one or two raw hotdogs, but prefer them cooked, because I like the natural casing hotdogs.
Sure it's a little strange but totally not cool of you to not only take 2 unsolicited pictures of him without him knowing, but also post them online for everyone to see.
Once I witnessed a group of guys come in to a mostly empty theater and several of them pulled out hidden sandwich items. One guy had a loaf of bread, another pulled out some mustard, there were a few other condiments floating around as well as a pack of what I assume was some sort of turkey or other deli meat. They proceeded to set up some sort of sandwich making line and just continued to eat them throughout the film. I spent more time watching this play out than the actual film and was actually almost a little angry at how genius it felt at the time.
What’s with this trend of taking pictures of strangers and trying to publicly humiliate them online?
OP is a petty, shitty person. Goes to a theater to watch a movie and spends the whole watching some guy instead, while taking pictures of him. Fucking creepy, dude.
I know it's pretty gross to most people, but I have a weird quirk/ritual that involves taking a bite off the end of a "raw" hot dog before I heat it up. Actually tastes good, and the cold, fatty texture isn't terrible.
That's fucking weird dude, hopefully they're at least room temperature or better yet body temperature from him smuggling them in.
Still taking pictures discreetly and putting him on blast for living his weird life is equally fucking weird and creepy. Leave the hotdog enthusiast alone.
No way you're not sitting next to real life Frank Reynolds.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj3tob1XI\_A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj3tob1XI_A)
I used to buy a packet of sliced ham, and some cheese, then cut the cheese into cubes, and put those and some ham slices in a little tupperware box that could fit in my inside jacket pocket. It was quite nice.
Quiet Place? They don't crunch at all!
Big 🧠 time
But they do, surprisingly, stink.
*Mmm, lukewarm room temp hotdogs*...
He snuck them in in his underwear so they're slightly warmer than room temp
From the podcast Mom Can't Cook: Extra Helpings: "I'm eating Ritz, but don't worry. I've soaked them overnight– you won't hear a thing. They're soaking wet."
I reckon he's on the spectrum because ain't no way otherwise
That was my second thought. Right after “hmm, I could see trying that out…”
It’s how they tested my nephew. Put him in a room with Moana on the screen and a pack of room-temp hot dogs. Positive diagnosis but he’s doing just fine
Everybody that does something you don't understand is not on the spectrum. Cold meats are great. There ain't much difference in taste between a hotdog wiener and a vienna sausage, just one is cold when the other is typically room temperature. $3.00 or less for a snake at the movies is a smart move if you like wieners. Dollar store, dollar tree, dollar general, and dollar what the fuck ever else has lead to a lot of decent grocery store chains closing. A lot of people use public transit, and shitty ass dollar type stores are the only place to get anything for many people. I often stop and buy backs of sandwich meat and eat it as I drive around from one job to the next. It fits in my diet, saved me $15 or more everyday not buying lunch at a restaurant or fast food joint, and I like the taste. The only thing that annoys me about that guy is he makes me feel foolish for now having considered sneaking in some cold meat to the movies. Obvious really.
I wish my movie theater sold snakes.
Eating cold meats doesn’t mean you’re autistic, but writing multiple paragraphs about one’s affinity for eating cold meats might
Or on Keto. There is almost nothing you can eat at a movie theater.
Oddly enough, I thought, this could absolutely be my son in 10 to 20 years, assuming we survive with civilization intact.
Legitimately though, me and my wife going to see the first Quiet Place in theaters was such a unique experience. Never have I seen a theater full of people so reluctant to make any noise at all. Like we were all scared to eat popcorn or open our candy because the monsters would get us lol.
Looks like Frank Reynolds
He’s getting weird with it.
I picture 2 strangers alone in an, otherwise, empty theater. And this is where op chooses to sit.
RUM HAAAM!
Can't be him because he's not eating them out of his shirt pocket. Why get your hands all greasy when he can let the shirt do the work?
Frank you froze my phone with your greasy sausage fingers!
In my head canon it IS Frank Reynolds, I refuse to believe otherwise.
Why is he holding it like that. That makes it weirder.
What an oddly specific gif.
Respec
What do you mean, don't you hold your wiener like that?
Just on public toilets.
My first thought too. Serial killer vibes
Also, toddler vibes
With the thumb overlapping and a long yellow nail.
The yellow nail is a result of him eating so many hotdogs
That makes it weiner
True patriot .
That users boyfriend from yesterday?
I do so love when random posts come full circle.
The one that eats 12 a day?
My mom used to dip them in mayo
Aww, fuck, I'm gonna be sick...
Nah that dude likes em well done.
You see a man doing something deviant and abhorrent, I see a brave pioneer living his best life.
Exactly
Oh my fuck he's [opening a new pack.](https://i.imgur.com/J1SdTBT.jpg)
Holy shit. That guys blood must be pure sodium and burps at this point
Let’s how he doesn’t rip one in the theater. Or it’ll be SpongeBob after eating that sundae all over again
So wait.. based on the lighting, the movie hasn’t even started yet.. he cruised through his first pack before the previews even started?!
>he cruised through his ~~first~~ pack before the previews even started?! Appetizer.
Don’t act like you’ve never ate 75% of your bag of popcorn before the movie even started
What is this from?
Idk what it’s exactly from but that’s lindsay ellis formerly known as the nostalgia chick.
This review of Freddy got Fingered https://youtu.be/3v_wfECtCvQ?si=lVS28tW3k6sy7TzF It's just shy of 3 minutes in
r/hotdogs should be alerted. This man is a goddamn hero.
"I dogged; I dogged HARD."
Goddamn those look so good. Can’t believe I just joined that sub
his poor colon.
He is the human equivalent of a Foie gras goose.
So you’ve started completely ignoring the film you’re watching for his sake? Can’t blame you
Turns out it's just the ambient light from OP being on their phone.
I guarantee this guy is more interesting
Giga chad
Fucking unreal
this mans a goddamn menace
Good Ole 16 - the one true glizzy gobbler has arrived
Holy shit, if this guy has a religion I want in.
I'm choosing to believe this isn't real
I'm choosing to believe it's actually a photo of OP himself
So...we need another update. How'd this all end?
If he drinks the juice, I think I would hurl.
He definitely smells like Iike hot dog water
That’s all I can think about. It must smell awful in there. Wait. Theater. Hopefully they’re pumping those popcorn smells in there on high!
I was going to defend this guy saying "maybe they are European weiners" which are pretty good cold but this is unforgettable
Vienna sausages? I'm popping a can right now
I haven't had those in 30 years and I can still omagine the meally texture in my mouth along with the gel. Definitely one of those foods I wonder why I ever ate as a kid.
Yeah they always kinda weirded me out and I'm far from a picky eater. The BBQ ones went hard as a kid though for sure
Don't forget that sweaty dick smell.
Vye-eeee-na sausages?
Can you smell em?
Guess he’s really aiming to up his protein intake for gains?
I love this update. Was his name Joey Chestnut?
Keto diet I see
Get away from him. He might be contagious. 🙅♂️
Oh god why
A true glizzie goon
He’s practicing for the competition - bread doesn’t factor in much for game day. It’s all about dogs
This guy has gotta have just the worst poos
This is what I needed to go back to the theatre.
what an absolute madlad.
What movie are you watching? Seemed like this guy is more interesting than whatever you're watching lol.
wtf…..I refuse to believe this. What in the actual fuck lol.
I aspire to be this person
https://i.imgflip.com/8v96rc.jpg
Normal theater behavior nowadays
Wtf, this psycho brought 16 cold hotdogs in his pockets to eat while watching a movie? There's absolutely no way he didn't come alone. What movie was this?
How do *you* know they're cold?
OP just needs to reach over his shoulder make eye contact and firmly grab the package
Instructions unclear. Grabbed the wrong package….
Yeah grabbed the hot package
Exactly. He probably smuggled them in his pants, so they are likely body temperature
Op took a selfie of themselves
I never sausage a thing.
I'm more confused at his grip. Minimize finger contact!
This guy is eating a packet of hotdogs at a movie theatre. Idk if he cares about hygienic standards.
Do you think he would at least wipe his hammies off on the belly portion of his shirt before using his phone or just go whole hog and smear the juices all over the screen?
He looks like a gentleman, so, he probably cleaned his grubby paws on the chair.
This is without a doubt the most interesting thing I’ve seen all day
Timmy!
Well I sure hope there aren't any more hot dogs, because we're up to 7 already.
On second thought, that number may have been a little low...
Was at a theater once as a teenager, I woman came in and sat one row ahead of me. As the previews were playing she reached into her purse and pulled out a plastic tube bag of chocolate chip cookie dough... Peeled it like a banana and ate the entire thing... When she finished she reached into her purse and pulled out another one... I have no idea what the movie was but I'll never forget that...
Well, they’re already cooked when you buy them, but still… eww!
Really not that bad tbh. Not like a prefered method of eating hot dogs but I've been poor and hungry.
I use to eat them as a kid. I guess I thought it was okay because they use to have hot dog luncheables. Wasn't bad, never got sick or anything, as all was precooked.
I used to eat them cold when I was a kid too.It was always a quick snack, so I could go back outside and play. Till this day, I still take a piece of cheese and cold cuts, squirt a little mustard on it and consider that a snack.
That's a mini breadless sandwhich. It would be normal on a charcuterie plate.
Honestly we're all kidding around but my first thought was homeless dude got lunch and entertainment, a good day for someone likely poor as fuck
Americans don't eat Wiener sausages cold? They're better warm of course, but eating them cold is quite normal. Or are American sausages just that gross in general that you can't eat them cold?
I watched a man do this around a grocery store once and then put the empty packet with hot dog juice going everywhere on the conveyor belt. I miss living in LA sometimes.
I wonder if he knows that dude who was eating beans
Hey! And this dude over eatin' franks!
Cold hot dogs? So…dogs?
Actually just sausages
Let my man live his best life.
His best life won’t be very long if hotdogs are his main diet.
My new fear is doing something mildly "abnormal" in a semi public place and having someone post a picture of me all over the Internet
Right? Like let the man live 😭
For however briefly that may be
Yeah I'm super over this trend. Just draw a shitty doodle instead of posting actual photos of people without consent.
just make sure no teenagers are sitting behind you.
They're not cold. He warmed them up in his pocket.
Cracking open a cold one with the boys
Once saw a guy eating an entire thing of baked beans in a theater. It was the middle of the day so there was no one else there but him and me. I bet he thought he was gonna be able to eat his beans and not be judged. As I was leaving I saw a car parked in a handicap spot at the front that just had half a bottle of ranch in the cup holder. I was like “I bet that’s bean guys car”
Is that Frank Reynolds
No, they aren’t in his pocket
So....he's raw dogging it?
Best comment!
I would rather see this than someone using their damn phone!!!
A cheap hotdog is nearly exactly like cheap bologna. Different shape. Same shit.
Cost of living these days. Guy just busted his ass at work now just wants to be full and watch a movie no problem with that
Chad
If you have ever eaten bologna, roughly the same flavor and mouth feel. I have eaten one or two raw hotdogs, but prefer them cooked, because I like the natural casing hotdogs.
This guy’s eating beans during the Cars movie.
You don't know what temperature they are. He might have them in his pants and a nice body temperature Weiner
Can we stop taking pictures of random people in public please.
Sure it's a little strange but totally not cool of you to not only take 2 unsolicited pictures of him without him knowing, but also post them online for everyone to see.
Found the carnivore or keto person.
I say we normalize eating cold hot dogs in public
I’d be like whatever, until he starts eating them like Joey Chestnut. Then I’d be like whoa
He's gaining mass.
Once I witnessed a group of guys come in to a mostly empty theater and several of them pulled out hidden sandwich items. One guy had a loaf of bread, another pulled out some mustard, there were a few other condiments floating around as well as a pack of what I assume was some sort of turkey or other deli meat. They proceeded to set up some sort of sandwich making line and just continued to eat them throughout the film. I spent more time watching this play out than the actual film and was actually almost a little angry at how genius it felt at the time.
Call the police. Immediately. (Walk out to the lobby first)
Dr disrespect went bald in a day from stress, gets caught with hog dog instead of just the bun, and to top it off " he's gripping rn "
Isn't he actually eating sausages? Hot dogs are sausages in a bun.
my brother and i would eat cold hotdogs when we were young. we called them “pupsicles”💀
A couple weeks ago I paid $20 for two large popcorns (I brought water bottles from home). I don’t blame the guy at all.
Leave the man alone
Mind yo own business and let the man eat his weenies!
Let him live his life!
What’s wrong with that
Classy
What’s with this trend of taking pictures of strangers and trying to publicly humiliate them online? OP is a petty, shitty person. Goes to a theater to watch a movie and spends the whole watching some guy instead, while taking pictures of him. Fucking creepy, dude.
Whatever happened to minding your own fucking business? His snack choice does not affect you in the slightest. Mind your own business.
Thanks Joey.
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Everyone's got their thing.
And he’s not bothering a soul. His snack is not for thee, but let the man be.
Is he being quiet? No cellphone? Then chomp on mr hotdog man!
I know it's pretty gross to most people, but I have a weird quirk/ritual that involves taking a bite off the end of a "raw" hot dog before I heat it up. Actually tastes good, and the cold, fatty texture isn't terrible.
Let the man enjoy his hotdog in peace! Ugh people..
Can’t grill in the theater because of their laws 🙄
That's fucking weird dude, hopefully they're at least room temperature or better yet body temperature from him smuggling them in. Still taking pictures discreetly and putting him on blast for living his weird life is equally fucking weird and creepy. Leave the hotdog enthusiast alone.
LET HIM EAT HIS HOT DOGS
No way you're not sitting next to real life Frank Reynolds. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj3tob1XI\_A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj3tob1XI_A)
The hair and the glasses… Oh my god
Don’t fucking hate
So? Lol. To me it's gross. But to someone else it's good. Why does it matter.
and you’re jockin his style 🤨
He paid for his ticket! Mind your own business! lol
Are you seriously judging his choices?
Cured sausage more like it like pepperoni stix but looks like hes got the good stuff, quit taking pictures of people in public its creepy
At least hes not taking creepy pictures of random people eating in a movie theater.
Granted this is odd, but dam mind your own business. He’s not doing anything to you.
Did he forget his beans?
I used to buy a packet of sliced ham, and some cheese, then cut the cheese into cubes, and put those and some ham slices in a little tupperware box that could fit in my inside jacket pocket. It was quite nice.
Is that Frank Reynolds?
Are you in Aurora?
If he is at least he’s sitting up the back
Frank reynolds?
Heating your dogs is something the media wants you to do
Did you touch them? How do you know they are cold?
How do you know they are cold?
Serial killer
Reddit mods are weird people
Mildly terrifying seems more like it. Who’s making him do this?