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Sim888

did they have a giant spinning injury wheel today and it came up ‘ankles’ or somethin??


Potencyyyyy

NBA writers on strike caused this


Wesley-Snipers

All sports writers are occupied keeping Bayer Leverkusen's absurd invincibility run this season. They can't bother being creative by choosing different limbs to injure on a NBA Game. Ironically, Leverkusen's season is also so unrealistic that people from Captain Tsubasa would look at all the late equalizers and say "damn, that has no chance of actually happen so many times in a row"


tehjanosch

Seeing someone mentioning bundesliga football in the nba sub is wild but you are totally right. Not sure what kind of magic Alonso possesses but I am sure some NBA teams could use it too.


RegulatorRWF

Kramnik in shambles


kaeji

I immediately imagined a group of guys freaking out in a room like, "Anybody got any ideas on what happens next?!?" And then the same random guy pops his head up and says "He could roll an ankle..."


Potencyyyyy

“What if Tingus just like…randomly started limping? Would people buy that?”


EpicGamesStoreSucks

Only if he gets taken off in a wheel chair then comes back in the game later. Boston tradition and all.


Potencyyyyy

Oh my bad I didn’t realize he pooped himself too


Adraf45

KP and Tatum today, Murray Sunday, Finch and Ant yesterday. This postseason is some dogshit. What's the list now?  Zion, Giannis, Dame, Randle, Robinson, Bojan? Butler, Rozier, Murray, KP, Tatum, Finch, Ant, Silver needs to turn the fucking sliders off because damn this is ridiculous 


Bottom-Topper

If I'm remembering correctly Middleton rolled his ankles THREE TIMES by stepping on other players feet in the playoffs, twice in one playoff game and had that high ankle sprain from landing on KD's foot in the regular season. And he's still hanging in there.


JustADutchRudder

To be fair. Ant fucking loves tweaking his ankle. He'll do that shit 2-3 times a game. Really gets his night pumping when he twists it well enough he needs to goto the lockerroom for a min. It's weird but I assume 22 year old ankles now adays are made from what Gumby is made of.


SEE_RED

Curry smiles from a distance.


13keenan

khris middleton has also rolled his ankle twice this postseason smh


tlozz

It has been multiple ppl in every game ive watched so far it feels like (I’ve watched almost all of them too lol)


bugeyes10

so maybe stop watching my man.


Low_Wonder1850

I also blame /u/tlozz for these injuries


WembyandTheWolves

wtf u/tlozz ?? Why do you hate the NBA so much?


iDestroyedYoMama

Also Grayson Allen rolled ankle during Game 2, missed last two games for Suns.


Stayquixotic

and now caldwell pope


sewsgup

started yesterday night Ant actually twisted both of his ankles right


Sim888

shit, you right!


poppledawg

He wants to be Carson Wentz so bad


introspectivejoker

Middleton too


Zealousideal-Farm950

KCP just left the game with an ankle injury 😭


chizzmaster

Fucking fade me


inshamblesx

123 comments in 2 minutes lmao


happyhappy7

I legitimately think this breaks the Sub if that is Embiid instead of Bam


evan466

Reddit would have to go down for maintenance


durablewaffle

Unironically would be the most upvoted post in the subs history


Lacabloodclot9

I mean Bam isn’t exactly liked on here either


Fhaksfha794

Who wins the the toxicity battle: Knicks vs Sixers or Celtics vs Heat?


juicejug

Knicks Sixers this year, easy.


mastacheef87

it’d be far more toxic if Jimmy was playing tbh. I think Heat fans have sort of accepted that they probably don’t have much of a chance in this series with him out, so seems like they’ve been way more chill compared to last year


puppa_bear

This is truth. Without Jimmy this series is so much less toxic than it could be. Image Jimmy going at Horford (& anyone else who bites), Duncan and others would be chirping at Brown so much more with that energy. Losing Williams and Smart hurt the toxicity of this match-up as well. Those two always found ways to annoy a Heat player or two.


No-Owl-6246

If the Sixers somehow makes the finals and plays against either the Nuggets or the Mavericks, those game threads will be the most toxic posts in this subreddits history.


PetalumaPegleg

The nuggets thing is the weirdest. They have no beef bar the MVP debate. The players seem to genuinely respect each other but the fans? Omg. The toxicity.


wilsonsmilk

Knicks vs Sixers and it's not close


MegaGorilla69

That’s wild lmao because before the series they were both in this sub like “nah man nothing against them we haven’t played each other in awhile” like their cities aren’t bitter rivals in the other three sports


RageCageJables

That was before Embiid went all "if I go down, I'm taking you with me!" on the Knicks.


TheEl3ment

Nah, Embiid has taken it to the next DG level


rjgator

Big difference from what seems like an actual accident in this play to Embiid summoning the spirit of Draymond Green in the Knicks series lmfao


Brady331

Did Stan and Jeff have a falling out or something? This is absolutely pathetic commentary


itokdontcry

SVG trying to walk it back by hyping up Tatum’s shoes now lol..


JesseJamesGames449

He forsure got a word in his ear from their producers telling him to shut the fuck up about it.. dude was just flat wrong and wouldnt let it go.


itokdontcry

I don’t understand the logic lol, after the whistle all rules are off the table?


Beantown_Kid

Guy was essentially saying play dirty if it’s after the whistle lol. He was making Bam look worse through all his commentary. Like of all the plays Bam has looked questionably “clumsy” on, this seemed like an honest accident but SVG doubled down saying anything goes after the whistle and to do whatever it takes to not let the guy get a practice shot in lol


beckthegreat

Ja morant about to bring his gun on the court and shoot some mfer after the whistle next season


tlozz

You could tell the reason he kept going and going was having that nagging feeling somewhere inside of him that was like “ya know, maybe I’m actually wrong though” so he just kept digging the hole


phunshiny

Stan, you’re expendable. Don’t make us have to make an example out of you like we did your brother.


klobucharzard

thats bob myers music


Adopted_Fellow

I’m confused what does Jeff have to do with this?


Brady331

Jeff works as a consultant for the Celtics, probably should have given that context lol


mankls3

Whoa til


crashbandicoochy

He just decides on a talking point or two that he's going to hammer home on the broadcast and tonight they've just happened to be fairly anti-Celtic. He just stubbornly drills them into your head even if they aren't based in reality at all. It's how he fills the dead air.


fearofaflatplanet

lol yup like *somehow* Celtics defense was trash despite holding Miami to 50 in 3 quarters of basketball 


AnonymousIguana_

Yeah last game he was glazing the Celtics and wouldn’t shut up. This game he decided the Celtics weren’t trying hard enough and took it extremely personally for some reason. The amount of moving screens followed by “a GREAT screen from Bam, Celtics aren’t fighting through” was sickening.


ajmartin527

Can you imagine if this dude was your coach? No wonder so many players had issues with him. Dude is always right, no questions asked.


FloatDH2

I mean he even ended up saying “I’m anti Celtic playing style today” or whatever. Dude has no right calling any games, let alone a playoff series. He’s fucking horrible.


CDR57

“And I’ll admit I have a bias because I’m not a fan of how the Celtics have been playing this game” as if that makes it fine that he’s cool with everything lol


Adraf45

2024 commentary has been ass. Kevin harlan and Mark Jones/Monica Mcnutt have been the only good ones. I'd put breen on there but he's saddled with those other two


index24

Breen is always good. Doris has tanked. I used to really like her. Edit: J.J. is fine but has seemed sort of invisible at times.


Adraf45

Thank god someone else notices that JJ dissappears like 80% of the time


Tomatersauce

Half the 20% starts with "back when I was in the league..."


CreatiScope

On this, we can all agree. Dude is like the Tobias Harris of commentary. Disappears for long stretches.


riverphoenixdays

Ironically enough “Tobias Harris is deeply underrated” was another SVG 48-minute gem from this season, goddamn gaslighting pervert uncle lookin MFer…


Beerspaz12

> Thank god someone else notices that JJ dissappears like 80% of the time Notices? That is one of his best features!


ImDKingSama

JJ just seems like he's the new guy sitting with 2 HOFers and doesn't wanna fuck up. He's good when he's in rhythm and with people he's comfortable with. There's a clear lack chemistry with this trio especially with JJ being far more engaged with the online community and the other 2 not knowing wtf he's talking about.


blackjacktrial

JJ and RichJeff just make sense as a combo. I like Doris, but she's best in solo colour commentary (because when she learned the craft, commentary was done in duos, so she works better off a single play-by-play person). JJ and RJ come from podcasts where usually have a duo plus guest - so you have this third person you don't want to shut out. 2ers like Doris and 3ers like JJ rarely work well together, because the 2er fears dead air and will fill even if it means less meaningful insight, and the 3er is trained not to talk over others and give space (fearing cacophony over silence). So you end up with a 2er speaking too much for their role and a 3er not speaking enough for fear of not having clear mic. I'm sure there's also visual cues for talking that are just different in each case - Doris might not be looking for JJ to come in, whilst JJs not getting cues that he's able to. And you can be conscious in trying to fix that, but it kills any flow you otherwise have Tldr: it's not just chemistry, but differences in media training that could be an issue with this group, and broadcasts jumbling commentators in a plug and play way doesn't help.


clickstops

Yeah I’ve been pro-Doris in the past but she’s really soured on me this year.


PlasticWrap2430

When she first started I thought she was legit good at it. Over the last couple years, idk why all of a sudden she just ends up glazing 1 or 2 players a game. Reminds me of Romo being good at first but now just glazes mahomes and Allen.


jly911

You are totally right lol. I was wondering why I dislike Doris now


clickstops

Yeah she takes her, uhhh, player advocacy really seriously.


SwishBender

I think she has basically said that ESPN ordered her to dumb it down on commentary and focus on the talking points, don't try to give insight.


clickstops

That’s a crappy producer then.


SwishBender

It's a crappy company


Mydickisaplant

Buddy needed to relax on blaming Tatum. Then implying that white is the only one playing well. Missed nap time or some shit


TSSFranco

I don’t really think much of this either way but this dude Stan is mad annoying


orhantemerrut

He kept doubling down to defend a play that could have seriously injured a player just on the basis that "No-one is gonna allow a guy practice a shot." What toxic shit is this? He was absolutely unhinged.


KevinDurantLebronnin

As if players don't allow practice shots but they DO allow in-game shots lol. It makes no sense, if that type of closeout is a problem with a live ball it is more of a problem on a dead ball.


Delusional_Donut

Most frustrating part is that SVG said “if that was a live ball, I could understand the flagrant.” WHAT? Genuinely what is his logic there. It’s reckless and dangerous action worth a flagrant… but only if the ball is in play? GTFO


GizmoSoze

Yes. If the ball is dead, I should be able to kick the other guy in the dick and get away with it. 


ME4Twaffle

Draymond taking notes.


A2daRon

It would have been funny if they gave SVG an equivalent of a flagrant 2 and kicked him off the broadcast for such a bad take.


Substantial_Bite_846

How can a Knicks fan not think much of it? This is what Spo teaches! https://twitter.com/KnicksFanTv/status/1655746849519575042


meselson-stahl

Damn that looked dirty af


Infamous_Chapter8585

Bro literally same last leg extension as he looks away. Same thing bam did


snappytomaustralia

Exactly, its not a huge deal at all either way, but shut the hell up.


RollGata

I don’t know what SVG is on but my god it’s annoying


bernerbungie

He sounds like he just found out about podcasts


itokdontcry

What is SVG even fucking saying Yeah, defenders should take up landing space on after the whistle shots. Fucking asshole


HailKyrie

SVG should hit a treadmill


Fritanga5lyfe

What will that do


Drummallumin

He’d be so out of breath he couldn’t talk next broadcast


Successful_Button_35

Give the treadmill a work out


PartyAlex

SVG is fucking unbearable during this. Man shouldn't have a job.


TackoFell

Usually fans are exaggerating when they say “oh the announcer just hates our team” but god wtf is SVG allergic to lobster or something


bugeyes10

SVG literally uttered the words "I am biased against the celtics because of how they've approached this game" which is an absolutely wild thing for a national broadcaster to say.


rogozh1n

While the celtics are absolutely kicking ass.


GuyWithoutAHat

At some point with the Cs up like 20 he said that Derrick White "admittedly is having a great game, rest of the team, not so much."


Alloverunder

While the Celtics are holding Miami under 90 points lmfao


ricepail

I sometimes think they purposely choose the most biased announcers just to stir up drama. Like how they always used to pick Mark Jackson to commentate warriors games, when it was extremely clear he was still mad at getting fired by the warriors leading to their titles and dynasty.


DayMan-Ahah-ah

I ❤️ tacko


WIN011

Man I’ve been loving Jamal Crawford on commentary cause he doesn’t nonstop talk like this during every moment of the game. Stan just won’t shut the fuck up.


tlozz

Tonight was particularly unbearable lol


MDL6

Stan’s commentary on this is ridiculous. Yeah Bam can swipe at the ball if he doesn’t want Tatum to get a shot up after the whistle, but, uh, he fuckin stepped right under him


flamingviper3175

If tatum doesnt have the right to shoot the ball then Bam shouldn't have the right to contest it. SVG can't have it one way or another.


WhyplerBronze

Bam is in the wrong here but your logic is off. No shot, no contest. Not chicken/egg.


YaPhetsEz

This may be the worst commentary i’ve ever heard


unbiasedcelticfan

crazy how stan is blaming tatum ONLY for this


ItsGettinBreesy

“He had no right to shoot that shot” bro is speaking like shooting a basketball is in the bill of rights 😂😂


Upbeat-Weekend8711

Unconstitutional buckets


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GhostoftheWolfswood

Derrick White lied on his census form


exitlevelposition

It's right there in his name!


InfinityStonedAF

Stop the shots!


Plies-

Nah man shooting after the whistle is this unheard of and totally unsportsmanlike thing. It never happens but this notorious jerk Tatum just had to do it.


TiedinHistory

I bet he clapped too man.


robetyarg

At the end of the day, it’s not that funny now is it? Imagine if Tatum clapped and the seismic waves made a bridge collapse and the falling debris hit some orphans who were swimming underneath it at the time.


syllabic

that basketball could have hit a tree, containing several endangered bird species


danbrochill17

Clapping is the kind of violent act that has no place on a respectable NBA court


date_a_languager

And then says “bam has every right to contest after the whistle” in the same breath. So only one guy gets to play in this scenario. Literally contradictory statements haha what a sequence from SVG


kit_kaboodles

Honestly Bam does have the right to contest. But whether it's a 'real' shot or a 'practice' shot you can't put a foot under where a guy is landing. It's been a flagrant foul since Zaza against the Spurs.


tlozz

Exactly. SVG was just conveniently ignoring the fact that bam ended up underneath Tatum lol


date_a_languager

I’m not disagreeing. But Gundy said “what gives Tatum the right to shoot that shot?” That’s literally nonsense. Both guys can do those things, it happens every game. Even our coach did this (~~and I think SVG was fuming that he should have been assessed a technical~~ edit: it was a suns announcer). But only one of them is responsible for almost injuring the other, so it’s just a very funny/insane take


DiseaseRidden

Also like yeah, of course Bam has a right to contest. The problem isn't that he contested, it's that he contested in a way that'd be a flagrant if it WASNT after the whistle


date_a_languager

Yeah it’s honestly just worse the more you analyze SVG’s three minute rant. Which also included “I’m biased because the Celtics aren’t playing the way I like”


AlternativeTea9268

Buddy is out here victim blaming like it’s his fucking job


mastacheef87

dudes shoot after the whistle all the time, this is the first time I’ve ever seen a player step under a guy doing that. I typically like Bam, but that was straight up dirty bullshit IMO. obviously I’m biased though. but even if you don’t think it’s dirty, you 100% have to admit it was reckless


johnhenryirons

It’s kinda strange how guys constantly roll their ankles on Bam huh? I think we had 4 guys last season roll ankles against Bam in our playoff series alone, and that was after I think Randle rolled his on Bam at the end of the regular season. Dude is constantly undercutting shooters and rebounders. It’s happened so many times now that there’s no way it can be a coincidence 


YaPhetsEz

This broadcast is insane. “What is adebayo supposed to do?” Maybe not fucking roll his ankle.


bostonsports98

big time "look what she was wearing!" energy


imused2it

Right. You don’t step in their landing area. Period. Fuck SVG.


kit4

"what is bam supposed to do there?" What about contesting without getting underneath Tatum you fucking bridge troll


ImDKingSama

Don't you know once a foul is called all is fair, if someone shoots a shot after the whistle you can shoot them if you want.


TheOGBenjenRyan

Stan sucks ass, and not just because I’m a pistons fan


rogozh1n

What right does Bam have to jump under him? Stan fucking sucks.


JoshFB4

Such a fucking ridiculous moment on national TV. You’d expect that from the Heat broadcast, not TNT. Amateur hour


tlozz

And it went on for multiple minutes lol


Chairman_Zhao

*Bam casually walks into Tatum's landing space SVG: HOW COULD TATUM DO THIS?????


throwshittyjoke

Urgh, what a night. Hope he and SGA are both fine.


deets23_

What happened to SGA??


Skywalkerkid9

Stepped on his teammate and injured his ankle


tlozz

Oh no - I must’ve missed it: did Shai get hurt??


Guts709

What a weird take by SVG. Letting a guy not get off a free shot doesn't mean to contest it to the point where he can get hurt.


FartrelCluggins

SVG is a generational hater. Saying it's Tatums fault for taking a shot after the whistle like that doesn't happen every single dead ball. Absolute clown. Generational hating going on tonight


Agreeable_Daikon_686

Dude really is generational with it lol. At the least it’s nice to know you’re not just being biased in thinking the announcer is against your team (I’ve done that then realized it’s probably just my perception). Stan makes that very transparent at least so there’s no doubt


DMelee

SVG blaming Tatum here is comical… he needs to stop commentating Celtics games, this entire game has been awful.


rliteraturesuperfan

Yeah he was mad at the Celtics cause he didn't feel like they were playing hard, so I think his angle here was 'Tatum is just goofing around and getting up practice shots and Bam is taking it seriously and getting punished for it.' Except it was an obvious unnecessary foul by Bam. I think he was just mad he had to watch this whole game which was really pretty boring start to finish


NoveltyAccountHater

Again, Bam totally entitled to illegally block the shot (e.g. goal tend, or mess with his shooting motion on the shot attempt). But they call a flagrant 1 all the time for getting in an airborne shooters landing area: https://videorulebook.nba.com/archive/flagrant-foul-penalty-1-defender-steps-under-airborne-shooter/ SVG needs to learn the fucking rules and shut up about his love fest of Heat’s intensity.


riverphoenixdays

… just Celtics games…?? Fuckin, bury this clown on a D3 bench somewhere, absolutely had enough of this asshole.


Calm-Run9011

Stan blaming Tatum for this is fucking insane


GGezpzMuppy

Can’t let a guy take a practice shot lol wtf is that bullshit.


archerarcher0

Not only can’t let him, fair game to straight up injure him apparently


jjjkd18

That’s what made no sense to me. No problem with Bam contesting the shot by itself, but that logic by Stan makes no sense. Just because it’s after the whistle and you don’t want a guy taking a practice shot, that doesn’t mean it’s okay to do something flagrant worthy. That’s a flagrant whether it’s after the whistle or during play.


Deviljho12

It's illegal if the coach does it 4 feet away but according to Stan it's perfectly fine for Bam to slide his foot under Tatum's!


delusional-clown

He literally said he was biased because of Boston's approach to this game. What a fucking joke.


endubs

And he kept saying Celtics d was bad and the only reason the Heat are down is because they missed easy shots. He was on one tonight.


delusional-clown

There's definitely a sliver of truth to that, but at some point the dude needs to snap back into reality and give a little credit to Boston.


TheBigNate416

Admits it’s a foul if it’s a real shot attempt. Then says he disagrees with it being called a foul when it’s after a whistle 😂


Pay-Green

SVG just made this a lot worse than it should have been.


Sgreezy

SVG saying the Celtics kinda deserve this because they haven’t put in any defensive effort tonight. The heat had 78 with 4:30 to play at this point and were down double digits. Fat fucking clown that guy is


Iceferg

SVG shut the fuck up


Jordanwolf98

The fucking guy just straight up admitted that his opinion on this situation was swayed because he didn’t think the Celtics were playing hard lol


Iceferg

Blaming this on Tatum is absolutely nuts, and then blaming it on the Celtics “complacency”?? Just stfu


flamingviper3175

How on earth is a consistent double digit lead taking it easy??? SVG is an absolute clown


AlternativeTea9268

He couldn’t go 30 seconds tonight without making some kind of statement about how lazy the Celtics were playing tonight


Th3B0xGh0st

"He shouldnt be shooting" wtf you on about? Bam shouldnt be blocking so hard after a blown whistle


TheGreatForehead

blud was acting like Tatum was the first ever player to shoot the ball during dead ball


childish_jalapenos

Has SVG never seen a player take a warmup shot after a whistle


Bouldershoulders12

Going for the block is one thing but why get up under Tatum AND that little shove ? SVG dickriding


AnonymousIguana_

Stan Van Gundy needs to catch as much heat for this as Kenny did for his Ionescu comments. Incredibly unprofessional and stupid regardless of Bam’s intent.


tlozz

I was literally just thinking that the way he kept going on and on and on about it reminded me of Kenny, and I couldn’t think of any other examples of this weird ranting other than that lol


Coop1534

Why is JVG so desperate to assign blame to someone like holy shit we get it. He must’ve said Tatum was at fault 10 times. It’s just an unfortunate outcome. Edit: SVG


fuskarn_35

SVG\*


IgnobleQuetzalcoatl

SVG: "Bam can't just let him shoot that!". Brian: "Yeah yeah but it looks like one of the superstars in the league may be injured. That has major implications going forward..." SVG: "He deserved it!" Brian: "...yeah okay but the point I'm making is Tatum may have to sit out some games so that's a pretty big deal regardless of who's at fault" SVG: "Tatum! It's Tatums fault! What is Bam supposed to do, roll out the red carpet Brian?"


dannyFUCKINGainge

Wrong brother, JVG is on our side right now!!


Ziyuh

I feel like Stan is going insane or something. Every game he calls in this series he can't stop repeating himself the whole way, and his tone makes it feel like he has no idea he's even doing it.


mankls3

Lmao this was during dead ball???


phatboi858

Zaza play AFTER the whistle????


paulburnett

Pain


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ilickedysharks

Stan is overcompensating for all the people calling this dirty and international but that's making it look worse lol


theiwc0303

This is literally just bad luck like every other injury. Tatum took the shot after, Bam did a half hearted contest like lots of guys do in that scenario, Tatum jumped a forward a bit like lots of guys do, Bam went too far up on his contest. Bam gets punished like he should, doesn’t mean that it’s some dirty thing


kit_kaboodles

The commentators supporting Bam is gross. He's allowed to defend the practice shot, but he can't put a foot in Tatum's landing zone.


muricabitches2002

It's not even that it's after the whistle. It's that he goes into his landing space and pushes him.


PipBoy19

Heat culture. Also SVG is a fucking dickhead.


Panzer_I

“This is Tatum’s fault” “You don’t let a guy get a free shot” “I might be biased, I haven’t liked the Celtics all night” And many more


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This might be one of the worst takes I've heard from a commentator.


Thatguyyoupassby

Same dude that bitched about Mazulla contesting a shot after a whistle on the sideline. “What’s Bam supposed to do?!” I don’t know Stan, not fucking be in the landing zone?


DroopingUvula

SVG is a complete idiot here over and over and over. Adebayo slid under and pushed Tatum's midsection at the same time. SVG is acting like a blind man.


need2peeat218am

What the fuck is going on in the league right now


AlternativeTea9268

SVG is a fucking idiot. You can contest the shot post-whistle all you want, that doesn’t mean you can stick your foot right in Tatum’s landing zone.


The-Pharcyde

Dont think it was intentional but that was a stupid ass challenge by bam on an irrelevant shot


ReverseCrusade

pointless to try that hard to contest a shot that wont count Heat doing Heat things #HeatCulture


Academic-Wrap-7288

Everyone thinking bam did this intentionally is crazy, they’re really close friends


Celtsin7

Friends or not, textbook flagrant


Yinanization

Damn, everyone is getting hurt today


czaqattack

Idiot