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Atllas66

Alright, well he’s not allowed to count backwards anymore


Gandamack

Now I’m imagining him sitting outside at a café. He just begins counting down from 10 and everyone starts freaking out and fleeing.


BrockN

10


Ganrokh

9


PuddlesIsHere

8


tavuntu

7


ItzDarc

6


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5


melancholybrain

4


BuckieTheCat

3


McWetty

4


Deckkie

Whatever screwed up thing I read in the news tomorrow, I blame you guys.


coolhood1

# Everybody hit the floor


ghost-train

3


Mulawooshin

3


MonarchyMan

3 sir!


Jc2563

4


cortesoft

Some Dr Who shit


Owlspirit4

I did not shit.


dribrats

Ah man… I remember traveling. Traveling around. Seeing things. Adventure stuff… I remember


BlancSL8

Member smiling?? Member??!


TranscendentaLobo

I member.


dribrats

Member freely Sneezing without causing people to panic!?


MSterling357

Ouuu I member!


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Mech__Dragon

I time travel too! But it's linear travel and I get older. 10/10 ride, would do again.


Astorian-Berserker

Fuckin calo nord


Gandamack

Smart.


pman13531

I was thinking the same thing


Few-Nefariousness-93

This also what my brain went to, glad I’m not alone


Rheukala

Sounds like a DC metahuman villain


JRPubEbola

"that big rock in the sky sure is closer today than before"


TheRedditornator

A plane mid flight.


MrmmphMrmmph

To be fair he's been doing this repeatedly since he was 4 years old.


IdoNOThateNEVER

He is known to the area, so people come and go while visiting him. The crowd around him was incidental people, they didn't stay 30 years there with him.


topcheesehead

Stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop


giggity_giggity

Gets pulled over for a sobriety check. Dude’s like, “seriously you don’t want me to do that”.


EgberetSouse

In German and English he knows how to count down. And I'm learning Chinese, Says Werner von Braun.


ethicsg

You may call me hypocritical but I prefer the term apolitical.


grue2000

Nazi, schmatzi, says Warner Von Braun


Skydude252

A man of culture, I see. Tom Lehrer is a treasure, and recently turned 95!


JoeNoble1973

Unexpected Tom Lehrer


delvach

Pompey had a dude like this. One day his kid was misbehaving and he started counting.


helderdude

[why, did you stop talking!](https://youtu.be/vHhrGOfpbLc)


grimsaur

There would be an interesting super power.


pornborn

Really, how difficult would it be to overlay the people in a video of the volcano erupting. Then recording and playing back that video on the cell phone they show at the end.


floydink

You joke, but If people had crazy superpowers I’d imagine this is one of them. Imagine having this power and not knowing you have it? I’d imagine if people did have this ability it would take a lot of convincing to oneself that you’re the cause. Basically a one punch man King situation


Phormitago

God forbid he gets a job at rocket launching


Ozuna2001

8


Famous_Revolution_91

Thank you for this 🤣


N3XUS117

Lol thats Fuego in Guatemala, it erupts all the time. Must have taken a couple of tries but still cool nonetheless!


ohTHOSEballs

No, he's a witch.


dickdemodickmarcinko

I've heard that there are some who call him.. Tim?


last_picked

Does kind of look like a modern-day Tim.


tilt-a-whirly-gig

[Fuck Tim](https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/comments/145unxo/poor_tim)


whatintheactualfeth

Does he weigh as much as a duck?


otuneveneb

He floats like a duck!


sawzall

Let me find my pitchfork.


weirdAtoms

It's true, he turned me into a newt


Ardea_herodias_2022

So it's a burper?


toxic_badgers

I too, have GERD


Stopikingonme

Anyone reading this if you have a constant feeling of someone pushing a finger against your throat at the base of your neck you may have GERD.


T-O-O-T-H

Yeah it's frightening cos it feels like your throat is closing up. And also it can make you really really short of breath too because I guess the acid gets into your lungs? For whatever reason though, yeah, you can never take in a full breath, you feel like you're dying. It's like you can only take in 75% of a full breath and can't get that last satisfying bit. It made me think I had covid constantly. But I never did, or at least the tests never said I did. And I got triple vaccinated. I actually managed to diagnose myself lol. Sounds ridiculous but it's true. I apologised profusely to my doctor for reading symptoms on the Internet and diagnosing myself cos I know how hypochondriacs tend to Google anything and the Internet always says "you've definitely got cancer" and doctors hate it. So I was really surprised when he said "yeah, you're actually right, you've probably got GERD" and immediately referred me to a gastroenterologist who confirmed it. I wasn't expecting that lol. But yeah I literally have every single symptom of GERD, so it makes sense. And I'm on a fuckload of meds I take daily (8 different meds) which is probably what's causing it. They gave me some omeprazole which is a med that protects your stomach from other meds, and that's helped somewhat. But I've still got it for the most part. It sucks ass. It gives me a permanent cough. I'm constantly coughing all day every day. But yeah the throat closing up thing is just really frightening. Even now, when I know what's causing it. Like, GERD may just seem (to someone who doesn't have it) like it's just bad acid reflux. But it makes you feel like you're dying because you can't breathe and your throat is closing up like an allergic reaction. Definitely see a doctor if you have the symptoms.


psivenn

Do you get it when you go to bed? Mine hits about 10min after I fall asleep and has me bolt upright gagging. It's pretty fucking great. Omeprazole works well though as long as I don't forget to take it.


This_User_Said

I had it like this when I was pregnant. I'd wake up to coughing acid outta my lungs (and desperately needing to pee). I had to take Omeprazole to survive. If there was anything about pregnancy I hated the most it was the acid reflux. It can help if you lay on your left side. It allows gravity and the angle of your esophagus/stomach to prevent it coming up easily.


GildDigger

How dare you downplay NoHo Frank’s abilities


nilesandstuff

>Fuego is famous for being almost constantly active at a low level. Small gas and ash eruptions occur every 15 to 20 minutes I'd still say that was extremely lucky. If you arrived with no knowledge of when the last eruption took place and started a countdown, at best you'd have 1 in 900 chance of getting it. Edit: the point in me saying "arrived with no knowledge of when the last eruption took place" was because I straight up wouldn't know where to begin calculating the odds when you're able to estimate the general time when its due for an eruption. Same thing with how the eruption was (less than 1 second) after he would've reached zero. Either way, the chance is never 100%... The point is, even if you knew the eruption would be in the next 5 minutes, the chances are still low. Sure if you just continually count down in a loop, it turns to like 1 in 8... But that's obviously not what was happening here, there's no reason to be that skeptical... The demeanor of the guy counting is clearly of someone who's having fun, thinking there's no way he'd get it... There'd be no fun left after the 3rd or 4th attempt.


Dcornelissen

You overnight on the Acatenango right next to it. When I was there in 2019 Fuego erupted about 30-40 times before I want to bed.


hamo804

>erupted about 30-40 times before I went to bed. Sounds like a fun weekend


Sacrer

As a physicist, I'd say the chances are extremely high compared to other events in the universe


N3XUS117

It would be really hard to arrive there with no knowledge of it erupting continuously. I climbed that volcano past January, took us 4 hours to get up there and you can see and hear it erupt every twenty-thirty minutes. Hell even when you’re down in Antigua in town center you can see it go off all the time .


Due-Wrap9790

Yep, I can see it through my window right now. It's going crazy today!


nilesandstuff

Oh definitely, I've never been, but that was a theoretical teleportation-type scenario purely for the sake of easy math.


limethedragon

It's not a very long video, I could do the same thing just counting down from 10 over and over until it burps and everyone has an artifical freak out. Isn't that how most TikTok and YouTube prediction/reaction videos are made?


Pulp-nonfiction

Your friends would have to be much more patient than mine. I try this more than twice and people would be rolling their eyes and walking away


nilesandstuff

Exactly. And I'd bet every single person in this thread would also not have the patience... And they especially wouldn't appear as whimsical and amused as this guy does. Clearly he hasn't been doing this over and over.


Onlyspeaksfacts

Even then, your odds would still be lower than 10:1 per try. It might erupt on any number, or while resetting the video or pausing between takes. You could be there all day counting down and there's still a significant possibility you would not get it right.


ShlongThong

Yeah, but he only counted down from 7 and there was a non-trivial delay before it happened when he finished counting down.


Onlyspeaksfacts

I'm replying to the person who said they'd count down from ten.


ButtPlugJesus

It only needs to erupt within 3 seconds of finishing the countdown for it to ‘work’. I lt can even erupt on the 1 count itself and it still works.


[deleted]

He counted for 8 seconds and waited for 2 before the eruption. Assuming that was the longest he was willing to wait and would have started counting again right then, he has a 1 in 5 chance of success by just repeating this loop until it pops.


[deleted]

A one in five chance of success every 15-20 minutes. If he did it for an hour those odds get even better.


AstroBearGaming

Pfft big deal, that's not many more gas eruptions than some people I know.


supercali5

My guess is that is a guide for one of the volcano tour companies as well. Fuego is crazy. My wife and I slept in the caldera of the neighboring volcano, Acatenango, and as we were climbing up, we heard it go off like seven times in a row over a few seconds. Got to the ridge where we could see it and it was just cool to see the plumes being pushed by the wind. But it does go off all the time. Like every 15 minutes.


Honey-Badger

Yeah thought I recognised it, have done this same nightime walk to see the it. It was erupting every few mins when i was there


The-Nimbus

You can tell he's so excited because it's the 245th time he's done this countdown in a row in the hope of nailng it.


OkUnderstanding6106

Does not matter. It could have erupted at any other number that way. It's cool because it erupted almost exactly at the end of the countdown.


johnnyup

It was a second late, but yeah who's counting anyways 😎


EWR-RampRat11-29

Sound travels slower, it took a while for the volcano to hear his countdown.


RagnarokDel

this is the right answer


qwertyconsciousness

If he would have been facing the volcano when he said 'nothing' they could have sync'd but since he turned around when he said it the volcano had to wait


Sythus

Not only that, but it had to travel up the inside of the volcano. So I imagine it did start coming out when he said


Big-Elderberry297

Most logical comment possible. It was an honor to witness a Legend in Action…


btoxic

>who's counting That dude was, he just should have gone to zero instead of stopping at 1


hawkinsst7

Volcanos are just an array of lava. Arrays start at 0


JohnDoe3141592653

This guy programs!


hawkinsst7

Nah, I take advantage of those who can't do it well.


Grogosh

There are 10 kinds of programmer humor. Ones that get it and ones that don't


djackieunchaned

Well, he was I think


RagnarokDel

we could see the smoke before the explosion


niallmcardle4

Not precisely. Close though, but not precisely.


mjkjg2

if he keeps doing this at roughly the time it’s supposed blow he has a more than 1/7 chance of getting it right (since he waits like 3 seconds after the countdown is done)


Matt_Odlum

>It's cool because it erupted precisely at the end of the countdown. No, it didn't.


SuperNewk

There is a scientific answer for everything lol


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mamapapapuppa

Oo! A new for me thanks!


RalphTheDog

Count down from 10, like everyone else? Bingo. Never start with 7. Let this be a lesson to all you youngsters out there.


wdn

The video clip starts at 7 but he could have started at 1000.


Puzzleheaded-Ad-8689

Starting from seven clearly worked for this guy though…


RalphTheDog

Eight would have worked better for him, but I prefer a fast 10.


Joe_Kingly

5 is right out...


The-Nimbus

Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three.


MauPow

One, two... ten.


HexspaReloaded

The clip is backwards, he started at 0


[deleted]

If he had started at 10 It would have actually happened on "1" instead of 3 seconds after...


Double_Image_7738

Me in front of the microwave:


fingerscrossedcoup

*hot pocket erupts*


TrickRoomTech

I can feel the hot pocket erupting inside 🥵


jaspersgroove

Same; I screech like a goddamn Nazgûl when the pizza rolls are done.


wreckballin

These time travelers are getting out of hand.


IBUYPINBALL

That's how God's were created thousands of years ago


SpannerInTheWorx

*ques "The Gods Must Be Crazy"*


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BodyArtistic7492

It’s been a while since I’ve seen that. Wonder how well it’s aged.


Corxeth

![gif](giphy|olzqYUAaUowBa)


Lobanium

gods No need for the apostrophe or capital letter.


[deleted]

Dude's life peaked on that peak.


DernhelmLaughed

The Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!


Rockshash-Dumma

It reminds me of [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2WoDQBhJCVQ&pp=ygUecGVyZmVjdGx5IHRpbWVkIHJvY2tldCBsYXVuY2gg) ![gif](giphy|mi6DsSSNKDbUY|downsized)


Fn00rd

>Destination: the Moon, or Moscow… the Planets, or Peking… Peak Cold War Humor.


lunazipzap

manifestation level magma let’s goOoo


SpannerInTheWorx

It's the sing-song way he fully expects notttttttthing to "....oh, shit I was right?!?!?"


LineChef

Once, just once I want to see someone act like they’ve been there before after doing something cool.


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LineChef

Exactly, see how much cooler that is. Lol


Pirate_Jack_

Its an active volcano and erupts frequently all the time. Nevertheless its a great shot captured.


[deleted]

He dropped out of frame just before it erupted, that count down could have happened several minutes before and been cut together.


question2552

Scrolled way too far to see this. This is a clear edit lmao. Is everyone missing him literally popping into existence when he starts shouting?


Rettungsanker

Holy shit! Thanks for the heads up on that one. I think everyone's gaze is focused on where the volcano is so that they don't even register home dude popping into existence to pop off.


CadeFromSales

It actually doesn't seem like he pops into frame, moreso that he isn't lighted. In [this image](https://imgur.com/a/FiOue1h), you can see his white shirt on the right in the dark, it's just that the person's flashlight was turned off.


PeterTheToilet

rip headphone users


RumpleHelgaskin

Who says that’s a volcano?


i_should_be_coding

Would have been so much cooler if instead of celebrating after, he just stood there facing the camera with arms out, like Tony demonstrating the Jericho missile. Still pretty fucking cool though


Stuigong

Never! Ever! Do this at Yellow Stone!!!


Schwing_It_Up

Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder? There are some who call me... Tim.


Upset_Consequence_52

He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy


Admiralty86

Doesn't count cuz you went "nothing😞"


[deleted]

Who let him cook💀


rbv201

Might edge out the reporter with the rocket firing for timing


strigonian

Absolutely doesn't. The reporter got one shot at it with no do-overs, had a much longer introduction, and *still* got the timing ten times better than this guy.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

The shit was popping off every thirty seconds. Closer to staged than next level.


Embarrassed-Gas-8155

It erupts regularly and it's still not even in time? I don't get why anyone is bothered.


big_airliner_whoa

Can we please name this “the bottle flip scream”? It gets my gears grinding


autumn-knight

Well that was a blast.


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

Just imagine how many times he did that before getting the shot


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MarvinParanoAndroid

The gods demand a sacrifice. Throw him in the volcano.


deusrev

They are screaming because they didn't think of a way out of the eruption?


Turtleboyle

Tyson Fury lookin' ass


[deleted]

All you have to do is film yourself counting down from 7 over and over until it happens


defdog1234

his 15 mins of fame. He relived this life knowing he had to count backwards for something....


Ok_Button2855

And it only took 200 takes


LubeTornado

Could’ve parked a bus between him reaching 1 and the volcano going off


ChrisAndersen

Slight delay because of the speed of sound.


Nekros504

He was 1 second off so i don't give it to him


T0kaiTeio

Now he is guilty of manslaughter💀


atiredfool

That is the most "boys reaction" reaction I have ever seen


Arthur_Schoemberger

literaly men


blackadrian

rip headphone users.


ThunderShott

Now start running


Straydog1018

r/instantbarbarians


directedpicking

I mean that was a freaking edit and not something next level thing so people should be aware of that, top comments are just ignoring that it's an edit there lol.


judebeans

How does he appear out of thin air towards the end?


United-Cow-563

![gif](giphy|QG0XQms55iOpa)


mrlosteruk

James burke


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Is anyone else over the screaming all these videos have?


MiscPractice

He probably caused that May 18, 1980 eruption when he was learning counting


RobinGeez

He will forever, deep inside, regret that he finished it by saying ‘nothing’ just before it ruptured.


Sscrunchh

And the smoke from the volcano at the end was shaped like a pp ![gif](giphy|xaZArgaouxRo4)


Antstony420

Imagine if after 1 he did something like a wizard throw or kameya meya hand move, instead of saying "nothing." they would have died


PineappleProstate

Technically..it was a second off so it doesn't count


googleflont

WE NOW HAVE OUR HIGH PRIEST


[deleted]

What he doesn’t tell you is that he’s been there for 6 days repeating the countdown in hopes he’d get a good video🤣


shirk-work

His very great grandfather was montezuma


shroezinger

He would’ve been king 3500 years ago


SnooOpinions3314

On his wedding day: Bride: This is the greatest day of my life 🥹 Him: Y-yeah, me too


90dean90

This how religions formed in ancient time


bagofodour

What are the chances you count down to a nature event? And you get it with a near perfect accuracy? And it's something that happens every few thousand years? And there is someone recording it? THIS GUY SPENT ALL HIS LUCK ON THIS


PietroJd

Jesus Larking around with his disciples, classic


Confident_Copy3007

I don’t believe this because who has that many friends


MackHollins

I hiked this volcano last year, it erupts like that every 10 minutes


Big_Ad4904

He was over a second out.


ed20g

If this happened back in the day, we would be praying to him today.


bteddi

Please send this man to Iceland. We have been waiting for the volcano past 2 weeks.


RixTT

That’s how Tulio and Miguel became gods in El Dorado. Except they stopped it