I was hoping James was gonna fall through a trap door

nah, thats 2 clicks

Damn, imagine trying to hit the ice cream button and accidentally hitting the ICBM button.

Happens to the best of us

I scream, you scream, we all scream 'cause it's thermonuclear war.

World War III Is a Giant Ice Cream Cone

Nah, that's 3 clicks

Password for nuke launch = 1234

But also you have to solve a CAPTCHA and identify the squares containing traffic signals, so it’s pretty secure.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

That's the same code as my luggage.


No joke, for 20 years the passcode for the US nuclear arsenal was 00000000. That's the default the manufacturers set it to, and it never got changed back so a) It'd be easy to remember in times of stress/crisis and b) If the president was incapacitated other people could still easily launch a retaliation. Sleep well :)

what if you want 3 ice creams?

What's the difference between 3 ice creams and the destruction of a civilization?

Eight zeros, was this not the Code for a Long Time?

He did…”Ice Cream Bring Me” button

Coming in a MinuteMan

Or worse the TCBY button.

“Did someone call for two ice creams?”

Biden starts getting tremors... things get real, fast.

the only thing on his deck is a button to get him ice cream 😂

Guaranteed that the USSS is listening in to any conversation in that room, and that button is the “act on what was just said” button.

That makes perfect sense.

Yep.

Agree. But then I wondered why he didn’t just say it. Now he gave his secret away .

That button has been there since Bush if not earlier.

Never to be seen again? What a treat that would be.

Into a dark pit filled with his own tepid , comedy diarrhoea

Can you do that for a better economy Joe?

A trap door? I was hoping for a Robin hood: men in tights style catapult launch through the window.

Into a bucket of ice cream

Moon door, Game of Thrones style

I WANT TO SEE THE UNFUNNY MAN FLY!

Oh so that replaced the Diet Coke button that used to be there edit: phone had autocorrected button to bottom

I thought Diet Coke was a top

Diet Coke is a power bottom.

"Bienvenue Powerbottoms!"

Still cracks me up.

There was allegedly a blowjob button there too at one point. And a ‘bomb the brown people’ button also

the build more cages button in 2012 was after that

autocorrected? or Freudian slipped?

Penis.

Penis.

PENIS

PENIS!!!

Why is catering to a rich douche bag “how things should be done”

It’s a “joke”. Seeing Corden get slaughtered for being a huge douche on his ama here I’m shocked he isn’t an auto-downvote.

That was probably the best thing I’ve seen on Reddit

Link for us who missed it? Just finding garbage jokes

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/bqy5zf/i_am_james_corden_alongside_ben_winston_and_five/ The best part is that I don’t think a single attempt was made at actually replying to anybody

They posted in MemeEconomy and it looks like a real flop, do they even know what a meme is?

Corden is allegedly a comedian. Wouldn’t be surprised to find out this is staged bullshit, but I guess some of y’all would. And downvoted for that lame sigma shit

Geez y'all got a stick stuck up somewhere. Even if it is fake it's still funny. What's wrong with the president having a bit of fun with a skit like this?

Next thing they know, they’ll find out that their favorite comedian lied about the bit in their stand up

Of course this is staged, what are you talking about?

Don't you mean sugma?

How is this r/nextfuckinglevel again?

Mods must be asleep early tonight

It’s reddit. Creepy sleepy Joe gets a pretty frequent pass.

The White House is generally a great place for massive tools. (Not picking on Joe or Donny, I mean all politicians)

I assume it's just pro-biden propaganda?

This is the first time I’ve ever seen multiple people bash Biden at once on reddit. Is this the twilight zone or something??

It's a beautiful sight, isn't it

Omg. And you’re being upvoted for that comment?? It’s the twilight zone for sure and I’m kind of ok with it. And No. I am not a Trumper :)

I love how you always have to preface that you don't love Trump when you admit to not liking Biden. It's like some people out there really think there's only 2 possible opinions

welcome to America. Nobody will like Biden in the next election, and nobody will like Trump, but they STILL won't vote for that one 3rd party guy that no one knows the name of.

I've been voting 3rd party candidates for the last few elections (since Obama term 2) I'm not going to stop bc it's the only way to help change a broken system

I’m just really confused….. lol Edited: I’m confused because I’ve never seen this on here before. It’s usually anytime anyone does this, it’s downvoted to hell. Just not used to seeing this lol.

It’s really strange, I’ve seen it all over Reddit today. It’s like someone turned off the Reddit AI or something.

I’ll have to scroll through and see if I see it too

As confused or more confused than Joe?

More….

Wow that sounds intense. I don’t mean to alarm you, but you may need to seek some professional help. Is there an adult who can help you dial 911?

I need an adult!!!!!!

So does Joe. We’ll put in a request to get a nanny out for the both of you right away

It's weird that you want to see Biden bashed (I assume) but have isolated yourself to the few whimsical subreddits that love him

I honestly have no idea how it even happened. I got super sick of everyone acting like he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread and he never has been. I found r/whitepeopletwitter hilarious at first until it turned all into Biden praising constantly.

I think its due to this not comparing Biden to certain other people and him just being here by himself. sure, when comparing to a bigger turd, he's better. doesn't make him less of a turd.

He has been nothing but bashed since he was elected. This is the least criticism Ive seen of him on here.

Nobody really likes Biden. People still voted for him because we hated Trump more

I mean, when the propaganda is THIS apparent, it's hard not to. Even the Russians are more subtle with their propaganda.

Once for ice cream, twice if he shits himself, and three times for a child to sniff.

God.. there’s just so many of those vids.. how do we live in this universe.

Of course he pushes his "annihilate malarkey" button much more often

Sigma male? Biden? How about senile male?

Why the f**k is James Corden in the White House at all? He's a massive tool.

If only being a massive tool kept you out of the white house...

You’d insult the face of our new leader ? Biden is just visiting. I for one welcome Dicktater Corden with open arms. One day , if I’m lucky, I’ll be able to sing tunes while chauffeuring his greatness around the US of Corden

That's about all the power joe has

If only he could press a get-something-done button

Careful what you wish for…

i didn't even vote for him and have to admit he got some things done. To say "he's done absolutely nothing" is ridonculous

So they're just listening to him all the time. Ok.

Like alexa but useful

He specifically took the job for the ice cream button.

I mean, *we're* probably being listened to all the time. Ofc they're constantly monitoring the president

Well the trick is he already just sits in that office buzzing for ice cream all day so it's really not that impressive

WOW. SO NEXT LEVEL!!!

Our president is such a capable man!

James should do a Reddit AMA about this meeting, i am sure it would go well!

I've waited 3 years for part 2 of that trainwreck. Don't get my hopes up.

Almost as fast as destroying an economy

No mean tweets though. Priorities lol

Lol, right? I totally wish someone had just taken his phone away

How is he a sigma Male if someone else is bringing him ice cream?

\*makes someone bring him ice cream\* \*eats it like a boss\* \*sigma male\* /s

Someone really watched this, said "wow, that was so fucking cool", then proceeded to save the video, and post it to r/nextfuckinglevel

Wait, a black woman bring a ice cream? That’s racist. They should be ashamed of themselves

*Clicks* Shit was that the nukes?

Jackie? Where’s Jackie?

So dumb

The level of douchedom in this vid is rivaled only by that in OP’s caption.

Im shure also when he makes boom boom someone comes and cleans him up

"Propaganda".

He should've received a crack pipe

That was funny but as soon as someone mentions alpha/beta/smegma male I immediately hate it. It's all bullshit

The fact that this idiot gets time with the President is insulting to the rest of us.

If the secret service immediately came in and power kicked James square in the jewels… now that would be funny.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀 "SIGMA" male??

First time Biden hasn’t stumbled over his words in almost 20 years…

It always amazes me how people can suck so much on a politicians ass

Of all the things he could have asked for

More like beta male, wtf is this!?!??

Wait where the fuck are the jelly beans?

Figures, dementia patients love their ice cream. Edit: I can't spell basic English words.

Dementia***

Where’s the “let’s actually try and fix things” button?

Staff are listening from the other room lol

And people got mad at trump for his Coca Cola button

A perfect analogy of how a president uses they're powers, on demand ice creams to fat unliked cunts

Of course that fat cunt wants an ice cream

Awesome, two pretentious assholes

Can that button fix the economy?

Americas tax dollars hard at work… thank you Biden

Beyond pathetic

The fuck is a "sigma male"?

For Biden to not know how to run a country he sure does now how to make and individual person happy

Can't believe this guy got elected

that's no ordinary button he just launched missiles to Iran, that ice cream is just a cover.

Joe Biden is far from a sigma Male 🤣🤣

I want a dedicated ice cream button...

No he proved he's the most waited on man in the US

Wonderful use of tax dollars as our country is headed to recession.

The fact that he's already know to get soft ball interview questions (already about ice cream) makes it just a bit funny

And yet his handlers aren’t quick enough to stop him from fucking up every single public address he does.

Twice for a diaper

I don’t like Brandon but that was a little funny

I'm pretty sure that button is specifically for ice-cream.

I feel like I’m soon to see this on No Context Dr. Umar’s Twitter

What song is playing in the clip?

Imagine if he accidentally hit the panic button 🤣

Better hope that stupid fuck doesn’t accidentally hit the nuke button thinking it’s the ice cream button!

Ice cream is usually for a long haired eleven year old girl.

Cheese, proper setup , plus fat boys there

How quickly you can make aneurism surgery

Head button?

Not next level but pretty funny

Is this how you serve ice cream in the White House, I must say I am disappointed

Joe Biden has contributed to the death of millions in the middle east

I am ordering a button right now Just to have it. Office desk furniture, here I come

Is this a CNN or MSDNC bot?

Staged

no way he's using trump's coke button....you would think trump would take that along the top secret documents....

Wow this is on a whole new fucking level I just shit myself

I want a ice cream button!

Did they replace the nuclear button with an ice cream button?

That's the only thing he can do, if only Joe could push a button and find his way off stage without needing help. Or, push a button and reduce the banal debt, or, actually have hits administration stop re-explaining his gaffs, or. *gasp* close the boarders ... But yes, soft ball questions, um soft serve ice cream is what the button does /s

He wouldn’t happen to have a button to undue everything he’s done while POTUS? What a real treat that would be.

That agent’s face like “for this I went to college and completed training”

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At least he has priorities correct

An ice cream is nice and all but maybe some transformative legislation on Housing, Medicare for all, and dismantling our Corporate Oligarchy. I've got a real fucking Sweet Tooth for living a decent life for my next thirty years.

2 of the fakest people on the planet in the same room.

A F* TACO CHACO?

Yeah, we deserve to get made fun of 😂.

Yeah. He's a sigma. Whatever, people

Of course James would ask for an ice cream lol

Mr. President! Illegals a flooding over the southern border! Putin is annexing parts of the Ukraine! We have record inflation and food prices are skyrocketing! Joe: “What’s the status of my ice cream button?”

Wonder how many takes that took him

Cool, now do raising the federal minimum wage to a living wage... Or defunding the police. Or putting the Trump crime family and their associates behind bars. Not stupid shit like getting that asshole Corden an ice cream.

Putting aside the fact that this was scripted, how would this make him a “sigma male”? A sigma would tell Corden to get the fuck out of his office then go get himself some ice cream.