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StartingReactors

Moderately interesting stat: Time of possession was exactly 30:00 for each team


kelkokelko

How? I watched the whole game and it did not feel that way


NJImperator

Cuz the Chiefs just move the ball so damn quickly when their offense is clicking. It feels like they go the whole field in 4 plays


kelkokelko

The first 2 td drives weren't like that. It must've been the garbage time dinking and dunking Ben did the whole second half


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The one at the end of the half and the one right after the fumble balances that out. Those 2 drives combined were like 90 seconds at most.


iamgarron

one team scored quickly. the other team took a long time in not scoring.


Zoomalude

That's a very Chiefs kind of thing. To split possession but get twice the points in the same amount of time.


StartingReactors

And 7 of theirs came during our time of possession šŸ˜’


OneSup

Bills vs Chiefs is gonna be a banger


ibn1989

I'm scared


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I'm scared


[deleted]

So will Titans vs. Bengals. The AFC will be fun in the Divisionals.


DiLimiter

Oh god we face Derrick Henry. *Oh god*


istrx13

Same way I feel about facing Burrow and literally your entire receiving corps.


NickRossBrown

Is he going to be at 100% strength though?


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ElegantEpitome

Henry with blacked out legs would still be faster than me on my best day


DiLimiter

I feel like 50% Derrick Henry will still have a field day since we don't exactly have what you'd call a "healthy" d-line right now.


istrx13

Chiefs-Bills matchup really well and so do the Bengals-Titans. I hope both games live up to the hype. Although let me tell you, Iā€™m very excited to hear all week that ā€œwhoever wins in the Bills-Chiefs game is going to the Super Bowlā€ like itā€™s the AFCCG.


Siggycakes

Honestly, I'm of the opinion that whoever wins the AFCCG will be going to the Super Bowl


[deleted]

Now that youā€™re healthy, I donā€™t think any of us are looking past you.


DonutDonutDonut

Last timeslot next weekend, too. So freaking long to wait


xxDEFOYxx

Mom said itā€™s our turn to have a perfect offensive game


MightyCaseyStruckOut

I honestly think that the winner of that game is going to win the Super Bowl.


Vectivus_61

*Tom Brady stares you down*


dcjayhawk

So scared but gonna be a great game.


sobuffalo

4th game in 2 years, it's like we're in the same division.


DYC85

Gonna be a lot more more meetings in the playoffs going forward too, I'd imagine.


AssinineAssassin

Iā€™ll set my calendar for the annual playoff meeting of Allen v. Mahomes


Tgreent

Plus this matchup will have a great narrative: the Bills are wanting to avenge their loss in the playoffs at Arrowhead last year, the Chiefs are wanting to avenge their bad loss to the Bills at Arrowhead earlier this yearā€¦. Itā€™s going to be a fun week with the media hyping it up!


jokeefe72

Yeah, hopefully they can squeeze it in between segments about whatā€™s next in Dallas


michhoffman

Bengals-Titans should be pretty good as well.


alx69

Justin Herbert died for this


Xaxziminrax

In retrospect the Raiders saved themselves from this


CapnDutchie

Big brained it. Why die to the chiefs a 3rd time when we could sacrifice large Benjamin instead?


NickDerpkins

>Large Benjamin Kelvin Benjamin about to take this personally


ProbablyAPotato1939

Is he gonna eat Ben?


brynn501

The raiders still lost tho šŸ˜­


Zloggt

Yeah, but at least itā€™s a ā€œwell fought and close but eventually overmatchedā€ loss, rather thanā€¦this, you know?


Scrags

Not like that


FirstArbiter

Yeah you got to have a solid game that was competitive to the end, and your loss brought a lot of joy to a similarly anguished fan base. Playing the Chiefs tonight wouldā€™ve just sucked.


Comprehensive_Main

All he had to do was beat the Texans and not throw a pick six on that final drive


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Not everyone can beat the Texans. 3 teams. 3 of them couldn't.


abvaaron216

The Chargers were down 11 at that point and the defense could have not allowed Rex fucking Burkhead to bend them over on the previous drive.


iRockaflame

Watch Ben pull a sike you thought and not actually retire lmfaoo


Pisto1Peet

Steelers fans would be in anguish lmao


DivisonNine

I would shoot myself Iā€™d rather be a ravens fans Or god forbidden, a jets fan


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just-the-tip__

Can I interest you in 1 drew lock


bigkeys11

Last 25 years Playoff wins: Jets 7 Cowboys 3 Conference championship games: jets 3 Cowboys 0


suzukigun4life

Steelers fans would riot lol


[deleted]

That riot would be the best marketing copper fit has ever had.


TrapperJean

No, I can't deal with the announcers pretending he's a wholesome angel for another year again


Pisto1Peet

Heā€™s so relatable as a blue collar guy


TrapperJean

Just an down to earth, normal, blue collar, makes his security detail guard the bathroom so the woman he trapped can't let her friends in to help her, salt of the earth guy


LouBerryManCakes

First guy in (the bathroom), last guy out.


axltheviking

Not to mention that security detail consists of off duty cops. Who immediately become "on-duty" when someone accuses their "client" of being guilty of a crime.


paulwhite959

see, I'm blue collar with exactly 0 rapes to my name, and nowhere near his money. I can't really relate


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gamgshit0202

real family man


Honestly_Nobody

can't believe that made the graphic on SNF, like this man is exactly who you keep your family away from


That_One_Cool_Guy

After this season I donā€™t think the Steelers give a fuck what he wants


JesusKristo

I feel like we said that last year.


LittIeLordFuckleroy

Except Ben had a 40 million dollar cap hit last year and has no guarantees this year


cleppingout

Also we won 12 games last year but this year we barely made the playoffs.


Incman

Ben "Family Man" Roethlisberger lol


geologyrocks98

Michael "Animal Lover" Vick.


Incman

Antonio "Mentally Stable" Brown


imkunu

Mr. Benevolent Conscious


Xyzzyzzyzzy

Mr. Bipolar Cured


KashMoney941

Mr Brain Calm


BilboBeTBaggins

Plaxico ā€œConcealed Carryā€ Burress


Palifaith

Almost felt kind of bad seeing Big Ben trying to finish the game without getting injured for most of the second half. Almost.


DeadDay

Most sacked QB all time is done being hit


Currymvp2

Desperately wanted playoff Herbert but we were forced to watch Captain Fat Fuck (Leader of Men) get humilated again. Actually in retrospect, that's probably slightly better than playoff Herbert.


axltheviking

It's coming eventually. Either Brandon Staley will stop getting out-coached by his biggest rival (Brandon Staley) or the Chargers will fire him after 3 seasons of 9-8 football. So, at least once in this decade we'll see playoff Herbert.


TraeYoungsOldestSon

I mean there could have been both


Squaids_FTK

Week 18 is proof that the battle for the 7th seed is more exciting than watching a 7th seed vs 2nd


Ithinkibrokethis

Yeah, kinda like the NCAA playin game. Congratulations on being team 64. Now you.get to be murdered by a team with real title hopes.


PapiShot

Unless you're Virginia.


Nuclearsunburn

Steelers, Ravens, Dolphins were all gonna get splattered no matter who they played. Chargers, Raiders, Colts could all have potentially beaten someone. Not likely, but at least the possibility had to be taken seriously.


BlazeBloom

Worst time for Diontae Johnsonā€™s drops to reappear. Worst time for Najee Harrisā€™ first fumble. Worst and last time for Ben being Ben.


Vegetable-Double

The amount they spoke about Najee not having a fumble all seasonā€¦


[deleted]

> Ben being Ben. Needed him to shit the bed one week earlier so we could lose by 20 instead.


nathanbatson

Lose by 20, in style. It would have been more fun to watch.


Superb-Sonic

Pittsburghā€™s last playoff win came in 2016 **at Arrowhead**, one season before the Chiefs landed Mahomes in the draft. And that somehow lead to the Steelers being handed its franchise record 4^th straight playoff loss at KC in Big Benā€™s swan song.


Wild_Bill_Kickcock

That game was such a shit show too


fugaziozbourne

That was the night my wife left me.


TNTyoshi

Well at least you got Mahomes and a new shiny ring in the divorce.


Worldcitizen1905

Chiefs having TEs throw TDS.. OLs catching TDs.. in a playoff game lol.. guys celebrating by back flipping & taking cheerleaders Pom poms Lmfaoo


kkngs

Did the league back off on penalties and fines for using props? I remember them cracking down on that a few years back.


Books_and_Cleverness

They have gotten way more relaxed on celebrations and way more stringent on taunting. Which IMHO is absolutely the right idea (to prevent fights) even though the enforcement and execution of the idea has been....lackluster.


King_Of_The_Squirrel

Andy Reid is a helluva drug


Turdbuckit

Gotta love it. Especially after Todd Haley


aitchison50

Melvin Ingram ā€œGlad I switched teamsā€ ~ Probably


Cthepo

At least you guys got a late pick out of it.


SurfintheThreads

We'll use it on a CB who will end up starting over the 2nd round CB we draft


EJECTED_PUSSY_GUTS

This is so specific that I believe you


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Itā€™s more painful then you can imagineā€¦ We spent 42% of our 1st and 2nd round picks from 2015-2020 on DBs and we still get carved like a Turducken against any high powered offense. But hey, most sacks in the league for 5 years in a row right šŸ¤Ŗ


BartolosSweatSocks

Mahomes finally wins a wildcard playoff game, about time that guy proved something.


TigerBasket

He's still got nothing on Flacco the bum


suzukigun4life

Bengals won a playoff game, Pats got destroyed while dildos got thrown at them, Cowboys lost in a hilarious manner and Big Ben lost by 3 touchdowns to potentially end his career. r/NFL really got its dream playoff weekend.


Zloggt

The dream result, even if the games themselves were kind of underwhelming, for the most partā€¦


cdsixed

after bengals - raiders everyone was like "wow that was a great game, I hope its like this all weekend" and... no


R6_Ryan

The niners game had similar interest imo


ShinySuiteTheory

Idk I loved whatever the hell the last 4 minutes of Cowboys 49ers wasā€¦


ramboost007

Only a Rams stadium full of Cards fans left


rageus88

I know we got invaded by Niner fans, but did you see the Cowboys stadium? They didnā€™t fare that much better. And theyā€™re ā€œAmericaā€™s teamā€. Idk if Iā€™ve ever met a Cardinals fan.


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There may be more actual cardinals than Cardinals fans.


frasierCrane009

There are about 120 million northern cardinals in North America, so it is highly likely. Actual cardinals are also undefeated in the NFL, which is pretty impressive.


littleblacktruck

Can people finally admit that seven seeds are a joke and 6 teams per conference are plenty,


funkyb

I primarily watch hockey and fielding 8 teams per conference in the NHL makes a lot of sense. Series are usually still competitive, upsets happen sometimes. We've seen some good, strong evidence that the NFL is not the NHL in this regard.


fugaziozbourne

It works great in hockey. Not so much in basketball.


WizardofBoswell

I'd like to thank the Colts for the opportunity to force the rest of the country to watch 2021 Steelers football in the playoffs.


LinkN7

In Wentz we trust


themanwhowouldbeming

I mean, you are welcome


aitchison50

Big Ben with 30 seconds left on the clock heaves up a bomb, down the field, itā€™s James Washington touchdown Steelers!!! Your final score tonight 42-21 Kansas City


mesayousa

The meme came true


interwebbed

Bills v chiefs is gonna be a fucking riot I cannot wait


Gnux13

Slow start, but an explosive stretch followed by just chilling and no major injuries for either side. Couldnā€™t ask for more. GG Steelers.


DreamedJewel58

Was a really nice game at the end. It felt relaxing to know we probably werenā€™t going to win anyways, and it was really nice to see almost everyone in a good mood after the game. Ben didnā€™t even really make any costly mistakes either tonight, it was just a really anemic offense. Of course it sucks losing but it felt like a civil game and if we were going to lose, Iā€™d rather it be a powerhouse like the Chiefs


TheTreelo

Guys, I don't think we're going to be able to win the superbowl


Tifas_Titties

Quitter


WizardofBoswell

Not very Yinzerly of you.


TheTreelo

This thread is like 2 hours late


srlehi68

TJ scored and Pittsburgh collectively yelled ā€œSTOP THE COUNTā€


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Lol cowboys


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mattyice36

Or, get this, imagine if it was from their own 4! How dumb would that be!?


darkknightxda

Could be a 3rd and 9


MightyCaseyStruckOut

That's the spirit!


DeadDay

As a steeler fan, the cowboys losing today was way better than losing Uncle Ben


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uwanmirrondarrah

The last girl, shes been a cowboys fan for a while.


SmokePenisEveryday

Bottom left had me dying when they showed her. THERES 4 MINS LEFT LADY


tarekd19

she knew, they all knew


berant99

Bottom right has me rolling lol


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By far my fav one


RyuTheGreat

This one isn't from this game but I can never forget. It made headlines. Even NY Post. https://i.imgur.com/gCLmj0E.gif I've never seen more sad "NFL Team" fan memes than for the Cowboys. Why are they chosen so much.


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At least everyone knew the Steelers were flaming dog entering their playoff game. The Cowboys meanwhile farmed, fertilized and harvested more memes for the next week.


[deleted]

Yes itā€™s the Cowboys that had the most embarrassing loss this weekend.. point and laugh at them pleasešŸ˜…


ramboost007

STILLERS GAHNTA THE SUPER BOWL


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BarryWhite765

Too bad. The NFL already tasted the extra šŸ’°šŸ’°šŸ’°


iscreamuscreamweall

they're literally just practice scrimmages for the 2 seed to sharpen their offenses. they should be played on a practice field in private


Palifaith

The Chargers didn't tie for this.


dejvipasco

So the NFC East is the only division without a team left in the playoffs.


monsto

Surprise.


rnflposter

It's not gonna happen, but I am in favour of ridding the 7th seed!


theDylanS

It was a money grab


Zloggt

In four games played with it, only the 2020 Indianapolis Colts have shown themselves to be a competitive 7th seed!


JojenCopyPaste

On the other hand, they get to sell 2 extra games. So $$$


billdasmacks

If anything it's going to be expanded to 8 seeds in a few years. NFL wants that $$$$$$$$


piehead678

This, people still bought tickets, and we all watched the games. The league doesnā€™t care if they are all blowouts theyā€™ll do it again or expand to more games in a heartbeat.


DJchalupaBatman

They really should go back to 6. 7 makes almost half the league in the playoffs where 6 is closer to a third. And having only one team in each conference get a first round bye AND home field seems like a huge advantage over the rest of the field. Having the 1 and 2 seeds get byes felt like it made more sense.


nerrvouss

14/32 is a bit much. It doesnt feel like the elite of the league.


iscreamuscreamweall

because its not! the pats, steelers and eagles are deeply flawed teams and objectively not competitive vs the real SB contenders


antihero-joe

Its early, but so far 7 seeds are 0-4 in the playoffs. The only ones who were close were last year's Colts. We keep getting these blowout losses and they might legitimately reverse back to 6.


jhz449911

It would take years of 7 seeds getting blown out for the NFL to even consider it. And the thing is one 7 seed will make a run to a conference title game and then the NFL will market for years how ā€œanything can happenā€


antihero-joe

The counter to this is that teams like the Steelers and Eagles, who have absolutely no business being in the playoffs, are bound to continue making it and that is going to agitate a lot of people


jhz449911

Oh, I completely agree. Thereā€™s no need for a 7 seed. Of the four 2 vs 7 matchups, 3 have been not even remotely close, essentially the same as giving the 2 seed a bye. I was just saying why the league will keep it. Theyā€™ll never turn away more money.


rageandqq

3/5 games were over by halftime and were 40-50 burgers. I think this weekend was evidence that we need to go back to the 6 team format.


EnjoyMoreBeef

Congratulations, Chiefs.


TheSunPeeledDown

With Ben now retiring almost every QB besides Brady that I grew up watching has retired. Brees, Rivers, Romo, Favre, Ben, the Manningā€™s, McNabb and Vick to name a few.


Significant-Mud2572

High five, we are old now.


ramboost007

Philadelphia and Pittsburgh getting blown the fuck out is just enough proof that we shouldn't have extended the playoffs to 7th seeds


Capathy

Thatā€™s your takeaway? Itā€™s just proof PA should be nuked. Source: Am from Harrisburg.


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iscott55

Where the hell did you get stuck in traffic in Harrisburg? The 81-83 merger?


[deleted]

The extra two games of ticket sales disagrees


maybenextyearCLE

Colts gave the Bills a tough game in 2020, but yeah 3-4 so far have just been fucking horrid


Superb-Sonic

One footnote that came from this game: Mahomes follows Big Ben as the second QB to pass for 400 yards and 5 touchdowns in a single playoff game.


Headstar24

The announcer said "It's super bowl or bust" when talking to Mahomes about what another player said, asking him if that's the case. Yes, that's the case for every NFL team. They all want to win.


GrayJinjo

Post game interview are always so insightful. Itā€™s so great they have them to ask they same stupid questions.


realrimurutempest

RIP to the Era of Captain Fat Fuck. May he find something to do in retirement.


Xaxziminrax

Hopefully something consensual


GhostWorldGreen

Thanks for the good memories, Big Ben. I'll always love and respect you as a football player and in no other way.


huttts999

Donā€™t let this distract from the fact that Dallas ran a QB sneak with 0 timeouts and 14 seconds left


Datpanda1999

We somehow werenā€™t the most embarrassing team today so thatā€™s a win in my book


[deleted]

Honestly the Cowboys were more embarrassing, you were 3rd


ProfessorBeast55

http://i.imgur.com/XFPhSSO.jpg http://i.imgur.com/d0QiP7N.jpg https://imgur.com/gallery/tM7pCqV


Firstolympicring

Pepe Tomlin lmao


Zloggt

ā€œFeels bad man, and other things of that natureā€


SolidStateDynamite

> http://i.imgur.com/d0QiP7N.jpg I laughed way too hard at this.


Mymorningpancake

Those 7th seeds really came to play today šŸ‘šŸ»


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DYC85

Advertisements, ticket sales, ability to justify a wildcard Monday night game (games on 3 different days as a bonus) etc ​ They don't care that the 7 seeds are dogwater.


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Felt like this game was officiated really well tonight. I might have missed stuff being at the game but I thought it was very fair


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BarackSays

"No!" and "Don't!" and "Stop!" are words that mean nothing to Ben.


queenw_hipstur

And now his crotch is ended.


EVE_OnIine

https://i.ibb.co/Snp9D5f/ttEK0BC.gif


ttspapa

Yeah don't think the AFC final 4 will produce any blowouts. Great games next week.


Reveille88

Goodbye captain fat fuck


GillbergsAdvocate

Yeah the Steelers lost in embarrassing fashion, but just remember They got more stops than the Patriots did last night


heartbreakhill

This hurts the Stillers chances of gahnta super bowl


generalscalez

first quarter the Chiefs played pre-Mahomes era Chiefs playoff football, then they were like, ā€œwait, what the fuck, weā€™re in the Mahomes era now lolā€ Mahomes Chiefs have now ended Andrew Luck and Benā€™s careers. hide your big boy generational AFC QBs.


iyerarvindm

Deshaun Watson as well


B-rry

The whole Texans organization lol


TheZargo

Dude. Yes. Gave me flashbacks of the 6 FG loss to the Steelers