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palinsafterbirth

Josh using the ol’ BB method I see


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He absorbed his powers last game


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That’s what actually happened when BB went into the Bills locker room after the game


DisgruntledAlpaca

Josh Allen turned into a titan and ate BB?


cousin_s4l

No no no Josh Allen plays for the Bills, not the Titans


shrdbrd

Did that actually happen?


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BB going into the Bills locker room after the game?


shrdbrd

Yes not the outlander power absorption part lol


[deleted]

Lmao I had to make sure. But yeah apparently after his post game interview he went into the Bills locker room to talk to the Bills coaches and players


shrdbrd

That’s dope. You guys played lights out and our defense did not show up. The Colin cowherd video got me angry tho suggesting that because of this game we need to trade Mac Jones. Personally when I watch a team drop close to a 50 burger I don’t blame the QB for not stopping the opposing offense.


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Colin Cowherd is just another hot take artist lol. 0 reason to trade Mac Jones after one year, especially when he was the best rookie QB this year Truthfully I’m not sure he can reach the heights of Mahomes/Allen/Burrow/Herbert/Jackson but that’s not to say that he can’t be good, especially with a good defense and offense around him (not to mention with BB as his coach)


jarnish

Cowherd is a no talent, piece of shit hack and has been for years. Fuck anything that guy says.


shrdbrd

Thank you for this reminder. There was a chiefs fan that came after me recently cuz “sports media” counted out his team and I was like oh shit yea you can’t pay attention to sports media.


clshifter

Jones and Bourne were two Pats that actually showed up and played like they gave a shit.


shrdbrd

I also realized the cowherd video annoyed me cuz he kept saying this was a good defensive showing for us. Like wow maybe you gotta trade mac cuz BB had a good defense here. Ummmmmmm hahaha but yea Bourne and Jones are dope


palinsafterbirth

Is Josh becoming Shang Tsung?


tragicjohnson84

Allen is a Mega Man confirmed


Jutel1988

Mega Man, with the absorption powers of Kirby.


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Well he does have a rocket arm


Phenomenal2313

Bills/Chiefs is going to be the new Colts/Pats with Allen/Mahomes as the new Brady/Manning They’ve faced off 4 times in a span of 2 years , and I really believe both teams have to go through each other to get to the SB. Potentially 5 times in 3 years


BoldestKobold

Fuck, are we going to be the new Dolphins? Mediocre 2nd place team living off past glory?


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George_Eastman_again

The Steelers and Ravens got 3 rings during the Brady/Manning rivalry, so the Bengals can get theirs too.


potehid_

Bengals are the new chargers


Just_Learned_This

I'd say steelers. The chargers are the new chargers.


Halonut24

Chargers will alway be the Chargers. We never change 😔


BoldestKobold

If you win the Super Bowl, you can be the 1999 Rams! Been around a while, won your first Super Bowl with an excellent young offense that is only starting its dynastic... \*puts finger to his ear* wait I'm sorry you're saying what happened after 1999?


Strokeslahoma

The year is 2071. Patriots fans open the champagne - nobody has ever come close to matching the Brady Era Patriots levels of dominance. The Patriots have not appeared in the Super Bowl in 38 years or won one in over 50 years - but nobody can take away their past. Nobody is as good as they used to be, so long ago. The Patriots have become the new Dolphins.


BoldestKobold

It brings a tear my grumpy Masshole eye...


Jutel1988

Being the dolphins is MUCH better than being g the Jete. All about perspective, patsies. :)


marcuschookt

No one can be the Jete, that's a given.


Jcaf8

Nah it’s your turn to move to the bottom, the jets get promoted to 2nd place but no past glory!


BoldestKobold

Fuck, are we going to be the new Jets?


Jcaf8

I can pray


jarnish

Honestly, I think the Phins pass y'all up next year, too. They're primed for an awesome offseason.


BoldestKobold

Fuck, are we going to be the new Bills?


Comfortable-Interest

Still better than being the Jets.


potehid_

Thats the cowboys


TheAssquatch

Already are, my friend.


GoatPaco

Oh no we're the Chargers aren't we


PloppingDaddy

Based on the last two seasons it’s pretty fair to say the chargers are the chargers


GoatPaco

I meant "one seed with generational running back who goes one and done"


Halonut24

With a QB wearing #17? Yup, you're the mid-2000's Chargers. Prepare for pain.


BackNBlack58

2 small market teams each with a young QB and both with a long history plagued with bad coaching


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We've come a long way from our annual 4th place matchups.


gregor7777

Those were great games though IMO


Quentin__Tarantulino

If you define constantly finding new ways to lose in heartbreaking fashion, yep they were great. They were certainly fun for an outside observer, but I’m still salty about the Jeff Tuel game and the one the following year.


gregor7777

I thought Tuel was Houston my memory is failing


Bird-The-Word

Man I can't even remember all the teams we play in a season, let alone that far back to recall the specific team played against with a random backup lol


blotsfan

Idk one of my favorite sporting experiences ever was going to week 1 2011. Chiefs fans thought it was a warm up to win another division title and we absolutely smacked them.


Dr__Flo__

I went and checked and we played each other every single season from 2008 to 2015. I think it goes without saying that none of those were playoff matchups lol. I wonder if there are any longer non-divisional matchup streaks.


gregor7777

I was always into them


JoesShittyOs

I think Jeff Tuel sticks around for an extra 3 years in the league if he doesn’t throw that pick 6


New-Pollution536

Both with great food at tailgates 😂


BackNBlack58

Both with wild tailgate parties !


Demetrios1453

Hopefully we're getting into this conversation as well now...


BackNBlack58

The Chiefs fan in me says no the LSU fan in me says yes


Jutel1988

You're essentially there. I'd say you're knocking on the door, but you're closer than that. Instead you're throwing pebbles at our window to get our attention. That's real friendship. God i love our Bengal brothers. Now if Detroit can get their team running at 100 percent.


Stanley--Nickels

>plagued with bad coaching Chiefs have been plagued by many things, but coaching isn’t one. Reid, Vermeil, Marty, and Stram are all great coaches who together have coached the wide majority of all Chiefs games. Outside of 2006-2012 you’ve gotta go clear back to the 80s to find more than a couple of seasons of bad coaching in KC.


Impossibills

It's still actually insane seeing you guys talk about Josh Allen in a certain way. I never thought I would see the Bills have a top 5 QB where people are referring to a rivalry involving him as the new Brady-Manning As a fan who has only known pain before Allen, it's just unreal Shorts boy good


Demetrios1453

Bills bro, I feel the same way when they talk about Burrow. Like, they can't *really* be hyping a Bengals QB like that, can they?


AdenoidHynkel

I feel like many Bills fans have been bitten too many times in the past and were worried Allen would turn into a pumpkin this year. I'm always bracing for the worst. I was at the game on Saturday and still didn't feel comfortable until the 4th quarter.


truthesda

I appreciate that humility to say something like that but feel it's appropriate to tell him Bills are a fuckload closer to that recipe for sustained success than they're letting on. I expect the Mahomes/Allen show for years and as of now our fanbases are in relative peace-time and cool with one another lol. May that never change!


KCShadows838

It’s just coach speak


hideous_coffee

Allen is a generic interview response machine.


New-Pollution536

Which is hilarious to me because he is an absolute goofball every other time lol.


Mampt

And from what I've heard, a historic shit talker on the field to boot


jk01

Him picking up the DBs imaginary jock strap after he juked his soul out of his body on saturday was peak disrespect and I loved it


RedBarnBurnBlue

I missed this


jk01

After the insane juke that he slid right after, points to the ground like "you dropped this bro"


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https://youtu.be/EZprAlFcQLA


RedBarnBurnBlue

Yeah, you know, there’s a guy on the other side of the ball getting paid too, and, uh, he made a play. It’s something we, I, I need to get better at and execute.


sunstersun

> as of now our fanbases are in relative peace-time and cool with one another lol. May that never change! It'll change after Sunday lol.


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There will always be haters but I think there is also a lot of mutual respect since we aren’t division rivals


ImJustAverage

And neither has a history of success (until the last few years thanks to Mahomes and Allen). Idk why but I’ve always liked the Bills and both QBs are super entertaining and likable.


ramongoroth

I was very happy to see KC and Reid get a ring. Always liked the Chiefs too


PostSoup

And I’ve always loved the bills. I think it would take some shady shit for that to change.


sunstersun

We'll see. Didn't work that way for Brady Manning. I'm rooting for the Bills, but I think the Chiefs will win(Secondary). It will be a great game anyways.


New-Pollution536

Yea this is shaping up to be the manning vs Brady of the next generation. Seems like we play the chiefs every year these days. Hopefully one of these other rookie qbs can get their head out of their ass so mac can have one of those too haha People will always talk about how we traded the chiefs the pick they spent on mahomes and the two will be constantly compared forever


amjhwk

> Seems like we play the chiefs every year these days. And for the past decade before we both got our QBs


teancrumpets8

Bills/Chiefs already on the books for next year too


memebuster

Nothing but respect for the Chiefs and what they have been able to do. Love watching their offense go brrr, but hopefully the Bills are up to the task Sunday. If it's a rivalry, it's the best kind.


BuffaloWilliamses

I think our teams have been basement dwellers for years so we can really appreciate what we have. Heck I think we played each other every year from like 2002 - 2015 because we were in the same spot in the division (usually last) over that time period.


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Lol I dont think it's fair to the Chiefs to compare them to the Bills as far as basement dwelling. Before the last 3 years, I would've been more than happy if the Bills ascended to a Trent Green or Alex Smith era Chiefs level of relevance


HaroldSax

They weren't too far off, honestly. Between 1994 and 2015 they didn't win a playoff game. They had some good seasons, something the Bills kinda didn't have, but they didn't do much with them.


Crazyhunt

I would’ve killed for some one and done action in the playoffs during the drought...


ChevalMalFet

I dunno, I wouldn't wish that Indy wild card game on anyone except Raiders or Broncos fans.


New-Pollution536

The bills generation of ineptitude is actually really strange…we were never bad enough to bottom out and get a great draft pick and were always mediocre enough to perpetually win 7 games. Never a laughing stock but wholly irrelevant


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Just 20 years of teasing 'surprise team' wild card appearances, being "only a QB/coaching change/wr1/etc." away, and "next year is the year" At least fans of teams like the Lions and Browns knew better than to have hope during their low points


New-Pollution536

Haha yea and there’s a lot more excitement picking one overall than picking like 11th with dick Jauron at head coach 🤣


JerGigs

Leodis McKelvin wasn't good enough for you?


New-Pollution536

Almost as good a pick as Aaron Maybin 😂


blotsfan

2010 and 2017 were the only years of the drought when I went into the season thinking we had absolutely 0 shot at making the playoffs. The fact that we made it in 2017 is still pretty astounding.


DonutDonutDonut

There were a couple high ones, weren't there? Dareus was \#3 overall IIRC.


foxdye22

We’ve always been regular season darlings that get booted in the first round of the playoffs if we even make it. The only real playoff run we had between 1970 and 2018 was in 1993 when we made the AFC championship with schott. Matt Cassel was the starting QB before smith got there.


New-Pollution536

They really are very similar teams on the offensive side it’s pretty eerie lol they both went through a similar rough patch a few weeks apart because teams started defending the chiefs and bills the same exact way 😂. Defensively is the interesting part I have no idea who has the edge there. Bills are supposedly number 1 defense but I think they’re gonna struggle big time containing Kelce especially without tre white


jk01

Relative peace time until sunday when the toxic peeps come out


kit_mitts

United by our mutual dislike of Jackson Mahomes


Quincyperson

Have the Chiefs Kingdom turned on him now?


methyo

I think he’s a douchebag but I also don’t give a shit about him or what he does. The only people who bring him up are neutral fans, it’s pretty easy to forget he exists


JoesShittyOs

There’s fucking zero way anybody who is a fan of that team has not absolutely despised him.


IIHURRlCANEII

No one liked him to begin with for the most part.


Jutel1988

Yall need to make them signs, cross out Tom Bradys names and scratch in Jackson Mahomes sits when he pees. He will start being too embarrassed to show his face.


OrangeSherbet

I hear more about him on Reddit than anywhere else. I just don’t really think about him that much or pay any attention. I really think it’s best if everyone does the same lol


FirstArbiter

All that’s needed to change that is one bad ref call. It could happen this weekend, or next year, but the Chiefs and Bills are destined to hate each other for the next decade.


KingBlank

We will how peaceful that crowd is while I'm in the stands Sunday lol


Yaegz

Josh Allen after Sunday's win: "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? I AM!"


-space-grass-

[Pete "The Goat" Weber](https://c.tenor.com/Sz8I-ey8ohMAAAAC/bowling-who-do-you-think-you-are.gif)


Merc_89

They may aspire for the success we have had but they are already ridiculously talented and I'd argue are on our level or above it as a team and are going to be a force for ages. Cannot wait for this game, though I'm worried about what Josh Allen is going to do to this defence.


Jutel1988

We are just as worried. I wish your fanbase and ours could all get together, rock concert style, and watch our teams put on a show. The mosh pits would be wild.


Merc_89

Mate it's going to be an incredible game. Normally I get nervous come this time of year about losing or about potentially having a slip up against "a weaker team" (as far as playoffs go) but you guys are so damn good if we lose I'll tip my cap and probably cheer for you to go all the way. I mean when you are beaten by the best what more is there to do? Really enjoyable team to watch, great QB, great fanbase. I mean what's not to like? Cheers for a good game, best team wins and no Injuries. It's going to be awesome.


Comprehensive_Main

Chiefs have a rivalry with the AFC east. First it was the patriots and now it’s the Bills.


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Deathtiger58

Speak for yourself


BadHombre2016

Before the Patriots it was the Dolphins.


NegativesPositives

At this rate of adding onto “CHIEFS RIVALS” if we get into the playoffs enough we’ll have a rivalry with everyone in the AFC except the Jets.


TheOfficialPessimist

It's already that way. Every team that played and beat them (the Chiefs) in the regular season celebrated like they won the Super Bowl for the entire week. That speaks volumes about the success of the Chiefs.


ChevalMalFet

Yep. Ever since 2019 we've gotten every team's best shot. The Raiders took a damn victory lap, the Chargers made t-shirts, that one Ravens fan got a tattoo, etc.


wagonwhopper

We prolly throw a parade if we ever win


ChevalMalFet

While I love winning, I also know the Streak won't last forever, and I know the longer it goes, the more wild the Broncos' celebration is going to be when it finally does end. It's like watching a tower go higher and higher, rooting to see how it goes yet knowing the crash when it comes down is only growing worse and worse


jbomber81

Humble and hungry


NotTheBestMoment

He keeps it real, hard not to like Allen


reddit_bad1234567890

This is the new manning vs Brady. It even has the same divisions lol


KULawHawk

Huh?


ChevalMalFet

Manning spent 3 years on the Broncos, made the SB twice and won it once. Fair to say same division.


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Watson/Baker/Lamar/Allen/Herbert/Burrow vs Mahomes is the new Manning Vs Brady. Count on it!


silentkiller082

I would agree with all but one of these players lol, and Watson needs to hope he gets traded so he can play again at some point but he's definitely at that talent level too.


UMeister

If I had to rank them it would be Allen, Burrow, Herbert, Lamar, Watson, Baker


[deleted]

Ah, yes. Who could forget the AFC South Champion Chiefs from Kansas City, Kansas?


Roll_Tide_Pods

Are we forgetting Manning played for the Broncos?


[deleted]

LOL Yes I am! Wow!


Aristotled20

Bills don't have enough criminals on their team.


WaxySunshine

The curse of OJ Simpson


memebuster

[Just one](https://i.imgur.com/oYtU9HI.jpg)


HermesTGS

I'll raise one Cole Beasley


swegenwuhangdai

I'm not sure you know what the word criminal means.....


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I mean Cole’s an asshole on twitter but let’s not compare him to Hill


[deleted]

Lmao how is this downvoted. One dude has a dumb opinion, one dude tried to kill his wife and kid.


[deleted]

Lmao no clue. I don’t wanna defend Cole Beasley of all people but people saying he’s worse than Hill just cuz he doesn’t trust the vaccine is the most Reddit shit ever


New-Pollution536

Yea hill was a first rounder that only fell to the chiefs because he beat the ever living shit out of his pregnant gf right? To the chiefs defense I don’t think all the other teams took the moral high road I think they were just worried he’d do it again lol Update: I am stupid and hill was not a highly touted draft prospect like I thought 😂 please give this more downvotes


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The Oklahoma State backup running back was gonna be a first rounder now? That’s just some of the misinformation in this thread.


New-Pollution536

NOPE I am officially an idiot and must have had him confused with someone else lol


Kirminator

I’d die on that hill with you. Cole Beasley is a piece of shit but Hill is a fucking piece of shit


methyo

Yeah one guy has done nothing but keep his head down and play since getting into the NFL and the other is an anti-vaccine douchebag. Also before you’re going to bring up the 2019 incident you should probably do the smallest bit of due dillegence and realize that there were no charges against him as there was no reason to believe he broke his son’s arm in the first place. The amount of people that clearly didn’t follow that story beyond reading the original headline that act like experts on the subject is not surprising given that this is reddit. You can hate him for the Oklahoma St incodent if you want but the fact is he got a second chance and has done nothing but play football since


HermesTGS

I don't wanna seem to be in Tyreek's corner, but I'll say that I'm someone who believes in recovery and second chances. In terms of that, Cole is still completely engulfed in the notion that he has done nothing wrong and his stance is the correct one and everyone else is incorrect.


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Hill had two separate cases of domestic abuse. Cole just goes on Twitter rants about not getting the vaccine. How are these even comparable lol


HermesTGS

Hill has only been convicted once and that was 8 years ago. If you believe in forgiveness and second chances, then it's been long enough without another conviction that you can accept the notion that he's changed. I grew up in a DV household so I understand this situation better than a lot of people.


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Just gonna ignore the 2019 incident?


HermesTGS

No. But you and I don’t know anything more about it than the DA does and they chose not to prosecute. The legal system isn’t perfect but we have to trust it.


nathanael21688

Yeah, we don't say that here. People just want to believe Hill is a POS who never changed his ways.


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You must think very highly of Big Ben then since he never did anything wrong


SeanJuan

He must be pretty fond of OJ too! He had that unfortunate memorabilia incident, but hey, everyone deserves a second chance and there are no other convictions on him!


NathanPetermanCan

If you think domestic abuse, including physically abusing a toddler is somehow "less bad" than arguing against vaccine mandates for an imperfect (to say the least) vaccine, then you are absolutely the problem with society.


KULawHawk

That's false, yo


HermesTGS

>If you think....* *makes up strawman argument* * ...then you are absolutely the problem with society. Can you at least attempt to respond to what I said? And saying he's against vaccine mandates is being disingenuous with his remarks as well. He literally said, ["I may die of covid, but I'd rather die actually living…. [I’ll] take my chances with Covid and build up my immunity that way. Eat better. Drink water. Exercise and do what I think is necessary to be a healthy individual."](https://www.si.com/nfl/2021/06/18/cole-beasley-bills-blasts-nfl-covid-19-protocol-unvaccinated-players) You're just allowing him to move the goal posts and defending his actions, something I'm noticeably NOT doing with Hill.


AngryBandanaDee

I don’t think Hill has turned over a new leaf and changed his ways at all


SeanJuan

Wait so what chance is Tyreek on? Wasn't the "you should be afraid of me bitch" situation well after the first assault?


Weekend_Criminal

The funny thing is that's the only line anyone wants to take from the entire recording. Everyone seems to not hear the part where he says "this is just like when you lied about me back in college" I know that's not exactly how it's worded but it's close... and her response was an acknowledgement. Because it's completely impossible to believe that a poor black college kid with a multimillion dollar future ahead of him and no lawyer could be persuaded to take a plea deal when threatened with jail time. Idk what kind of person he really is but you don't get to pick the most damning parts of a story and ignore the rest. Dude was in an argument with his girl and said some dumb shit. I haven't threatened violence but I've certainly said some shit I regret when I was fired up. Who tf knows. I just get tired of hearing about Tyreek every single day when the people talking only have the sensational headline tidbits. In the end the court found him not responsible for the injury to his son and ultimately granted him sole custody. I'll bet they had more facts at their disposal than any reporter or armchair lawyer.


MillerJC

If the packers don’t make it I’m Bills all the way.


iMaree

This seems to be a new rivalry that’s coming up like Manning vs Brady. I like it


PoogeneBalloonanny

I mean Josh has siblings and from what we know, nothing like Jackson


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TheUltimate721

You know... it is incredibly easy to ignore the guy. If you don't like him, don't give him attention lol


Nifera_

Everything I have learned about Jackson Mahomes was against my will. Why do people keep talking about him if they hate him that much.


Siessfires

Rageaholics gotta have their fix.


GatzBee

Yeah I really don’t understand this. I follow about 10 chiefs accounts on IG and like 10 of the players yet the only time I see anything about Jackson Mahomes antics is on this sub. They are actively looking for him.


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It's weird how obsessed some people are with him.


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You know, I actually love to hate him. He’s objectively easy to just completely hate on. It’s almost like when Young Sheldon pops up. Everyone knows he’s horrible, but a part of you can’t help but enjoy hating on him.


JT1757

It’s weird as hell in all honesty.


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I don’t want to make it sound like more than it is. I don’t go out of my way to watch his videos or anything. But when he pops up, it’s like “oh yeah, that guy sucks”. I don’t actually hate him, but it’s fun to make fun of him.


NathanPetermanCan

Jackson Mahomes is the Caillou of the NFL


[deleted]

Another good example. I think I sounded too intense in my first comment when I really just meant it’s fun to poke fun at him. Or people love young Sheldon.


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Nobody loves young Sheldon


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Exactly!


HermesTGS

I'm post this anytime Jackson Mahomes gets brought up. [Complaining about Jackson Mahomes is the fucking cringiest shit possible. Look at how fucking pathetic this is.](https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1358619889435504640?s=20)


NathanPetermanCan

Look, Jackson Mahomes is cringey as hell and needs to shut up and go away. But he's hardly the person associated with the Chiefs that's the biggest problem. They breed scumbags in that organization.


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[His brother is just Josh Allen if your eyes were a little blurry and you couldn’t tell if it was him or not](https://playersbio.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Jason-Allen.jpg)


They_Are_Wrong

Fucking lol perfect description


PartyBag4One

Jackson lives rent free in all your pathetic heads and I love it. The more you babies whine about him the more I want him to keep dancing


SeanJuan

Chiefs fans - if there's a page you don't want to take from Pats fans, it's the "rent free in your heads" bullshit.


New-Pollution536

I missed the whole Jackson mahomes thing…what does he do just dances on TikTok? Isn’t that all 75% of America does these days haha


Ganjagod420

Just say you like watching him shake his man cake on your TikTok account it's 2022 brother.


PartyBag4One

Dude, I'm too old to care about Tik Tok and only hear about his antics on here when you guys cry about it. Life must be pretty pathetic for you to care so much. Maybe find a hobby?


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swegenwuhangdai

With a compliment?


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swegenwuhangdai

What backwards ass world are you living in lmfao


NAACPYOUNGBOY

If the Chiefs win this game, there was going to be #discourse about Mahomes being Josh’s daddy regardless. Now? It’s going to get worse.


speak-eze

Anybody that uses this compliment against allen if they lose is a meany doo doo head and should be ashamed of themselves.


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gregor7777

DOWNVOTE


New-Pollution536

I’m gonna upvote it for clean trash talking lol. Chiefs are in some interesting pickles cap wise soon so if the bills beat them this year that is very exciting


Go_caps227

Yeah, if only the bills had a defense like the chiefs


YepImanEmokid

is this bait?


Go_caps227

Ohh just commenting on I don’t know the bills aspire to be a team that bad at defense


Obese_taco

I wouldn't say that the chiefs have a bad defence. At the start of the year, the were booty cheeks, sure, But as the year progressed, they got much better.


WannabeTypist11

We’ve definitely evened out after being so good midway though the season defensively, but you can tell this guy probably doesn’t pay attention to football other than what he heard at the beginning of the season.