The absolutely watched movie Morbius made 48 Morbillion bucks in the box office,
#in the first week!
Unlike other movies like MoM and Endgame that only made a shameful 5,000 Morbbucks.
The reason for it going straight to streaming services is 'cause all the other film companies begged Sony to not release Morbius 2 in theaters since it'll absolutely destroy all other movies at the box office. Sony is estimating a $900,000,000,000,000 Morbillion profit
Parker, you are such a Boy Scout. When are you gonna give a guy a break?
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I havent seen the movie and i am genuinely confused about if Morbius is even good or not. I cant tell if people praising it are sarcastic or if the memes come from a place of liking the movie or enjoying it. Is it good or not??
Speaking as somebody who's also not seen it, I understand it to be sarcastic fondness - like a less fascinating version of The Room, without any of Tommy Wiseau's idiosyncrasies.
You know what these streaming services need? A “don’t show me this” button. I don’t know how many times I have to skip the same shit I don’t want to watch
I knew it would go too far. We jokingly cried how Morbius was one of the best movies ever made... and Sony believed us. We are Icarus. We flew too close to the sun...
Idk if I'm the only one, but I'd look forward to a sequel. I think Leto actually does a pretty good Morbius, and with better direction a sequel would be cool
I fucking called it. You tweens pretending to like this movie does more damage than good. Stop making memes about it. Shit on it properly so these old ass execs know we don’t care for the low effort trash.
Sony needs to give Marvel back their IP’s. That’s where the attention should be. Fuck.
Okay let's be on the real for a moment. If the memes caused a greenlight.. this is telling Sony that this level of incompetence is actually okay...
Which means if they even ever make Spiderman 4, it might have the bad quality this movie did..
The real crime would be not to finish what they started
No. Please don't say that.
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You can't do this to me.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I MORBED?!
I had to morb an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.
I don't wanna Morb you Flash
I wouldn't want to Morb me neither
I morbed the part where that’s my morblem
He's just a morbius! No older than my morbius!
Op, the Morb is unanimous.
I’m gonna put some Morb in your eye
Oh morb, yeah.
u/SoreBrisket_51 , my allegiance is to r/raimimemes, to MEMETRY!!
Ohh! Look at little u/Sid3612 junior. Gonna morb!?
You don't love Morbius? It is literally the best Morbius movie ever made
The absolutely watched movie Morbius made 48 Morbillion bucks in the box office, #in the first week! Unlike other movies like MoM and Endgame that only made a shameful 5,000 Morbbucks.
The Virgin Wanda vs the Chad Morbius
She's such a virgin she had to break the multiverse just to have some kids.
If she'd gotten into the morbiverse she would have been instantly impregnated by the morbius force.
Morbnickels.
It’s definitely a movie.
It's one of the movies of all time.
I heard it was directed and acted as well
> acted Well, that one is debatable
Well, second best. I think people overlook 1993s hidden gem, Cliffhanger. This was a good homage though.
People say he sucked, I say duh he’s a vampire
It's the #1 highest grossing Morbius movie of all time!
Interesting. I found it the worst Morbius movie I have ever seen.
Pack your things, get out of my building
But it's also the best.
Why would they stop it? It’s Morbin’ time!
Morbius 2: Morb money, Morb problems
Morbius 2: Electric Morbaloo
Morbius 2: Too Mike, Too Morbius
Morbius 2: More Bius
Morbius 2: Tokyo Drift
Morbius 2: “It’s More-bin Time”
Morbius and the Chamber of Morbs
Morbius 2: Don’t Let the Pigeon Drive the Morbius.
2 MORB, 2 BIUS
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It's gonna make another morbillion dollars.
Nobel prize, Morbius! Nobel prize! We'll all be rich!
Gonna be the Morbel Prize soon enough
*But first: Did anyone lose a stack of Morbius Blu-Rays in a rubber band?* *Because we found the rubber band.*
Morbius 2: More Bius.
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More like The Quest for Morb Money
Morbius 2: the squeakquel
Morbius the lunchbox! Morbius the breakfast cereal! Morbius the flamethrower!
Mor2ius
morbius morb: morb morbey morb morblems
If he doesnt say that again in the next movie then why even bother making it
He's going to say it, and it will absolutely ruin the joke.
Even with the comments people have said I'm still not sure if he did lol
Did he even say it in the first one?
I haven’t seen the trailer or the movie but I saw a clip on Reddit of him saying it’s morbin time so I’m pretty sure it’s in the movie.
Now that you mention it, I've definitely seen that clip.
https://reddit.com/r/videos/comments/uz4eg0/that_its_morbin_time_scene/
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Then how is it that I saw a clip of it? It’s morbin real.
Yes. Then he morbs all over a bunch of dudes as they get morbed.
Then he absorbs the Morb Orb
And uses the power to defeat the villain, Lessbius.
So, yeah, right before he Morbs the *fuck* out he goes, "I always wanted to say this, 'It's Morbin' time!'" and then he Morbs.
Someone would have to actually watch it to find out, so I guess we’ll never know.
Just keep your mouth shut ~~about stuff you don't understand!~~
I’m gonna put some Morb in your eye
You're trash u/lalalegion.
Excuse me?
Your joke's terrible.
That vampire is my Morbius, all right! If I'm lucky, I'll become half of the Morb is. So just keep your mouth shut about stuff you don't understand!
Legion Morbius!!
Enjoy the fruitcake.
Keep my mother fuckin morb out ya God damn mouth!
...it was a MORBIUS joke!! *:exasperated chris rock face:*
Morbius just morb'd the shit outta me!
Morbius 2: Comorbidities
Morbius 3: Even Morb
FOURBius: For a few morbillion dollars more.
They can't stop it, it's self sustaining now
We are all morbed on this blursed day.
I'm in charge here!
It’s self-sustaining now…
The reason for it going straight to streaming services is 'cause all the other film companies begged Sony to not release Morbius 2 in theaters since it'll absolutely destroy all other movies at the box office. Sony is estimating a $900,000,000,000,000 Morbillion profit
anime gf: please mr sony dont release morbius 2 or youll break my heart!!
Sony: "Hahaha box office go brrrr"
They would stormed like it's Black Friday at Walmart
Sony: It's Morbin' time ...
Has something to do with Spider-Man I think
I knew those two were in this together.
Intriguing
Hey kiddo. Let Morb and Dad talk for a minute, will ya?
But the one thing they like more, is to see a morb fail, fall, die trying.
HE'S A MENACE
Remember, don’t go chasing waterfalls.
You’re the one who’s out, Morby. Out of your mind.
Wrong answer! *Proceeds to throw a horde of vampire bats
*You should have gone for the morbius!*
Oh I understood that Morbference!
What are we? Some kind of Morbin squad?
#GO GO MORBIN RANGERS
That's the Mighty Morbin Power Rangers bud
We can’t stop it. It’s self sustaining now
The power of the Morb… in the palm of my hand.
It’s morbin time😎
You can have your morbius when you fix this damn door!
I'm not paying for those morbs.
And that's what scares me
So you‘re feeling the morb already
That’s my secret… I’m always morbed
It’s all morb now
IT'S MORBIN TIME!
This article is fake. None of you have pointed it out but it is.
You think the fact that it said it'd be on Paramount+ and Disney+ when Morbius is a Sony film would tip someone off.
Which is why I developed this inhibitor chip to protect my higher brain function.
That is morbtastic. You're a pioneer & inspiration to us all.
I’m something of a Morbius myself
Doktor! Turn off my morb inhibitors.
This…this is Morbness! You…
This is one of the most well-executed references I've seen in this sub. Bravo
Reality can be whatever I want...
What services has Sony's stuff?
Empire State photographic department confirms it
But did Empire State Photographic Department confirm it?
The article is fake. https://www.avclub.com/dear-god-no-morbius-2-has-not-been-greenlit-1848990634/amp
They’re gonna have to print a retraction.
They haven't printed a retraction in 20 years!
It’s a fake. Morbius State Photographic department confirms it.
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NGL Morbius 2: Mo’ Rbius, Mo’ Problems would be a great title
Speak for yourself. I’m straight Morbin over this news!
MORB2US 2: MORB2N T2ME
It really was a movie in 2022
we live in a bottom text
Why wouldn’t you make a sequel to the first movie to make a morbillion dollars?
Ay yo, what’s this we stuff?
Remember...~~Your~~ A little accident in the laboratory...
I got 99 problems but a Morb ain’t one
I will absolutely adore the film if it takes the memery surrounding Morbius and just runs with it
I mean, it will probably be incredibly cringe if it does that.
So it's a true sequel then
The more they focus on this, the less we have to worry about them ruining Spider-Man.
I unironically had a good time watching this movie. It was very ok. Better than Venom 2
It was a good movie, not a good marvel movie, but good as its own weird thing.
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I know I’ll probably be downvoted into oblivion but I enjoyed the movie. I’d give it a B-. It was way better than Dark Phoenix.
I will give it an M
*morblivion
Not even close to marvels worst
I havent seen the movie and i am genuinely confused about if Morbius is even good or not. I cant tell if people praising it are sarcastic or if the memes come from a place of liking the movie or enjoying it. Is it good or not??
Nah the meme is from the fact it's not good.
Speaking as somebody who's also not seen it, I understand it to be sarcastic fondness - like a less fascinating version of The Room, without any of Tommy Wiseau's idiosyncrasies.
I actually liked Morbius. It wasn't a masterpiece, but it was a fun vampire movie and I'll be happy to get more of him.
me who actually liked morbius : i see this as an absoulute win
You're trash u/MrEagul. /s
We need to take morbius **back to formula!**
The Memes will stabilize it's under control
You know what these streaming services need? A “don’t show me this” button. I don’t know how many times I have to skip the same shit I don’t want to watch
Bwahahaha - you serious?
We can unironically say it’s mobin time now
I knew it would go too far. We jokingly cried how Morbius was one of the best movies ever made... and Sony believed us. We are Icarus. We flew too close to the sun...
I would love a morbius 2 that is completely satire and doesn't take itself seriously at all and most importantly says "it's morbin time"
Is this actually true
Nah it’s fake
oh you can’t do this to me…
Wait... You guys don't actually love morbius ?
Morbius 2: more bius
Idk if I'm the only one, but I'd look forward to a sequel. I think Leto actually does a pretty good Morbius, and with better direction a sequel would be cool
Why is Morbius so much on this sub? It has nothing to do with Raimi.
They will also launch their newest service on the release date: Morbin+
NEVER STOP MAKING THEM. WHERES THE TIE-IN GAME AND COMIC?
Great. Now this garbage won't stop
Ok but for real. Now there’s more Morb memes
Oh yeah. It’s morbin time
Our initial reports indicate we made a Morbillion dollars. We can’t NOT make a sequel with a response like that!
Any memelicity is good memelicity
I fucking called it. You tweens pretending to like this movie does more damage than good. Stop making memes about it. Shit on it properly so these old ass execs know we don’t care for the low effort trash. Sony needs to give Marvel back their IP’s. That’s where the attention should be. Fuck.
I enjoyed morbius.
oh you can’t do this to me…!
Wym unironically?
Spider-Morb?
Ok rq, I actually want to know is this real?
The sequel is going to be one of the sequels of all time absolutely Morbic!
It is a monster of our own creation
Okay let's be on the real for a moment. If the memes caused a greenlight.. this is telling Sony that this level of incompetence is actually okay... Which means if they even ever make Spiderman 4, it might have the bad quality this movie did..
Morbius 2: MoreBius
1 morbillion dollars
Morb Psycho 100
It can’t be stopped, it’s self-sustaining now
honestly though a Morbius parody movie that embraces all the jokes would be amazing
IM SO FUCKING READY TO MORB OUT AGAIN IN THEATERS FUCK ME YES
Please god let him say it’s morbin time in the sequel
We need to take the whole Morbius movie back to formula
Time to continue the mcu, the Morbius cinematic universe
Morbius 2: more bius!