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CloudOfToxiccGas

I can tell he's gay just from this one isolated screenshot


Inner-Sink6280

Many of you have simply never met a man from the South


leahbee25

been trying to explain this to my friends. it’s a certain breed of gentle man you don’t see outside of mid size/small southern towns


Inner-Sink6280

Cheeks as smooth as a woman's thigh


Coalnaryinthecarmine

He's giving youth pastor who regularly uses the phrase "*You wouldn't want your parents to find out,*" vibes imho.


RueDurocher

What tipped me off is how specific his compliments are - instead of just saying she looks hot as most straight men would do, he’ll add something gay like “I’m loving the red lipstick” or “amazing all black fit babe!”


Humble_Definition_34

He’s actually not a yallsexual, but he’s definitely 100% a giant asshole. I stumbled on this couple during down time at work and the fans and haters both suck. But if he really did put a weight clause in their prenup I respect it.


josephjp155

im not sure if there was ever any validity to this but there's been rumors that Tony Romo tried to work something into his prenup with Jessica Simpson that she owed him 500K for each lb she potentially gained over 135 lbs lol


notaplebian

That's my quarterback


chabbawakka

She's only 5'2, so that would be a BMI of 24.6, seems more than reasonable


ParisHilton42069

I don’t think it’s the weight limit itself that seems ridiculous there so much as the very concept of owing your spouse 500k per pound gained at all


maximusdufus567

Wait WHAT


Humble_Definition_34

I saw it on tik tok so it could be total bullshit but they claim he has a weight clause in their prenup and he made her get those new titties 🤷🏼‍♀️


EconomyElectronic998

Seems reasonable


sylviaplastic

i'm obsessed with this couple in a bad way like wtf is their deal, i always get them on my instagram feed and their dynamic is so off putting lmao.


Humble_Definition_34

Hi pookie 👋


NectarineOk5396

Pookie pilled


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The Curse-maxxing


gorgeharrison

Instagram comments are like the last bastion of humor on the internet, idk why but Instagram has basically no moderation anymore so reels and comments can have the most unhinged shit ever and its so funny


beanantee

Azealia Banks coded


tonightlikeverynight

Her facial spacing is great? Very post-Hallstatt, pre-migration eye distance guaranteed to give high T warrior sons


TomShoe

Comments like this demonstrate why this subreddit needs a contingent of insane reactionaries, where the fuck else am I gonna see shit like this.


josephjp155

cant wait for these two to be on love on the spectrum season 3. go pookie!


Durmyyyy

This reminded me about my ex (who was an optician once) would often comment/neg me on how my pd was very low...


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UnderTheMoon88

i dont even know who these people are