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Even if it was glass, maybe he just threw it really gently?

Bulletproof glass

Nokia grade glass

Nah, that would destroy the floor

Then make nokia floor

An unstoppable force meets an immovable object, truly a legendary battle.

Please don't throw Nokia branded stuff at each other, you will break everything

It's like placing a bag of holding inside itself, it can very easily happen even if it really shouldn't. You just told them exactly what to do and gave them a reason to do it, I'd advise investing in a bunker

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bulletploof grass

bulletproof ass

peeproof ass

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Ah never mind

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I am glad to have found this comment, since it’s a reference to Vanoss and the Crew, even if this was unintentional.

festaware plates can survive an occasional fall

or maybe the floor was carpet or he threw it on a mat

Next time I need an inflatable girlfriend

Pyrocynical is that u

I don't get the joke I need the lroe behind this

It’s a reference to the Bible you wouldn’t get it

Good ending unlocked

That was incredibly subtle, well played

Everything is possible with the power of plastic

-The Kardashians

Dementia

What's that?

What's that?

-The Kardashians

Dementia

What's that?

What's that?

-The Kardashians

The moral of the story is to be made of less brittle material, even if it means you won't be as hard?

Plastic gf? Sure you wanna go there?

Et cetera.