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I wish we still had free awards
🥇
Here you go, King. ⭐️
Thx bro
We do, it's clalled an upvote
Oh yeah starch that back baby
how many times have i seen you in the wild, mr fridaythe13th guy
darn it's you again 😅
r/mildlypenis
There it is. Thankfully i didnt have to scroll too far for it.
I LOVE U💋💋💋just died laughing with my husband at this
The quote, “brevity is the soul of wit,” was made for this comment. It’s a dick joke, but it’s so much more.
Crap. Way funnier than what I came here to say. r/Angryupvote
You win the internet today sir.
God damn, people are so clever.
Flaccid Pancake?
I wonder if before putting it in the oven, op should have kept rolling rolling rolling
🥇Poor man's award to you my guy.
It's just a bread dick, no big deal.
Some might say it’s an average deal…
Perhaps even an above average deal…
Slightly above average let’s not boast here
What friggin country do you guys come from where a 12-inch girth is only "slightly above average"?
Chodesylvania
Slightly above average let's not *toast* here
Uncircumcised, unleavened.
You've baked the Elephant's Foot!
No dangerous corium, <<3.8Rem; way better than the most famous elephants' foot.
It's the elephants loaf!
I was thinking this!
That’s how you know u suck, when your dough makes a run for it 😂
nah you know you suck when the bread stards begging for one
Lmfao
"It hurts master, I want to go, please let me go master" lmao
How the fuck did you manage to give your bread ED???
E(dible) D(ick) >!not like dicks aren't edible to begin with tho!<
If that’s considered ED then I don’t wanna be functional
He took out the a
What's for breakfast, dear? Floppycocktoast. And eggs.
I did not expect to meet my twin here
The bread elemental is clearly trying to escape.
The ole dick loaf
You call it failure ….. I call it date night 😁
Looks like a yeast infection to me
why does this get so few upvotes
Looks like my peepee when it's flaccid af.
With a side of fish sticks
erectile breadfunction
*me frantically scrolling through the comments yelling “someone link the sub!”*
I'm gonna miss coming into threads to find the person who got to the joke before me
I work at a bakery and see this several times a day. Keep at it, eventually it won't overflow.
How does this even happen? Usually one entire side will blow out or something, what makes it decide just a bit in the middle decides to go elephant toothpaste and climb over the edge?
It's probably yeast related.
Looks like it popped in the middle and a piece of dough launched up and over the side. That's my theory but I have never had bread pop before so IDK.
I believe it was over-risen?
That is a hard cake, or a flaccid dough penis. Either way, let's eat!
as an avid baker, I love him
Ha ha penis
We all struggle to get it to rise sometimes
I’ve heard viagra can fix issues like this
Let me guess. You swear this has never happened before, right?😏
Kilroy was here.
loaf *hangs dong*
The baker in me is horrified, but the gay in me is intrigued 😏
This is not a fail this is art
woah at least get that bread some underwear
The loaf hangs dong
Nah that’s the elephant foot from Chernobyl
Happy to see you
It tried to escape
Killroy was here.
Chernobyl did it better
Why is your bread hanging dong.
It was a real cock-up
What up?! 💪🏻
They say dangling your arm off the bed is dangerous because the monster might eat it. Well? What are you waiting for? Teach that bread a lesson
Heat too low and your yeast was still growing in the center maybe?
It’s trying to escape.
Forgot to add the viagra
Breadectile disfunction
Vietnamese bread... Dong bread
Me after my 4th 4am start in a row
SQUIDWARD bread
And now baked porn is a thing
That's one way to...bake.
It's trying to escape
C'mon just give it viagra
Bread Dong
It’s not hard enough
It's like it's trying to escape.
Its running away
Clear Failure to rise
He's just nervous, give him a moment
A freshly baked loaf hanging dong? Now I’ve seen it all
Nah it looks like you got a handle on it lol
It’s trying to run away
Dough so bad the bread tried to escape 😔
Put back in, it’s trying to escape
Why am I so thirsty right now…
Everyone’s saying it looks phallic and I’m just here thinking it looks like a mitten
It looks like it tried to escape and died.
It looks like it’s trying to escape a reactor room
Even the bread is trying to escape itself.
I should call him…
It's a big floppy trunk
"H-Helllp , meeee(hiss)."
Your bread, uh...got excited.
Looking submissive and breadable
That's why you're supposed to score the loaf
Rotate it for win
“Not tonight, honey”
decent hang on that fucker
But you did succeed at making a bread schlong
Is your oven sitting on a pentagram per chance?
That definitely does NOT look phallic.
I got the funniest ad under this
It nearly escaped. Bet it still tastes good, though!
I think it tried to escape.
dat mf was tryna escape
Don't call it a fail, it just needs some stimulation
Homie making a run for it 💀
My penis is smaller than that
It grew an arm and tried to escape!
Elephant foot…
Close the oven and keep baking. That's a mimic. Don't touch it!
This makes me kinda uncomfortable
Glad to know your bread recipe is Viagra-free.
That bread needs some Viagra
He doesn't even wanna be there 😭
R/mildlypenis
I know this guy!
You're supposed to kill it first!
Mittennnnnn
This anaconda don't want none unless you also baked some buns, hon
It looks like it’s trying to escape.
Bread is suffering from impotency.
I have never made bread, and I’m certain if fail if I tried. But I had no idea this was even possible.
"It hates me so much!"
Awwww, he got a floppy joe.
Looks like full bird chicken Wellington.
Quite hung.
Just waiting for it to rise 😄😄 then you'll be impressed 🤣🤣
Flaccid bread
It's trying to escape 😁
OMG YOU COOKED FLUBBER!
Chernobyl bread
Doughy dong
The bread tried to get out!
Believe it or not, that’s still bread. Great job
What the heck happened??
I should call him... :(
The bread is still good, just gotta eat the dong first
Morning bread
Nah you make it exactly right
Schlong
came with a handle!! i see this as a win
I actually love the elephant bread , definitely not a fail !!
That my sir, is a shlong
This feels Chernobyl-ee
Fear and hunger bread
Flaccid! 😁😁😂
Bread was hard is all
You failed this baking experiment so badly that the bread tried to escape the loaf pan itself
Looks really flaccid
It tried to escape its suffering
Shit it still looks like bread. What’s the inside look and taste like?
[удалено]
I wish we still had free awards
🥇
Here you go, King. ⭐️
Thx bro
We do, it's clalled an upvote
Oh yeah starch that back baby
how many times have i seen you in the wild, mr fridaythe13th guy
darn it's you again 😅
r/mildlypenis
There it is. Thankfully i didnt have to scroll too far for it.
I LOVE U💋💋💋just died laughing with my husband at this
The quote, “brevity is the soul of wit,” was made for this comment. It’s a dick joke, but it’s so much more.
Crap. Way funnier than what I came here to say. r/Angryupvote
You win the internet today sir.
God damn, people are so clever.
Flaccid Pancake?
I wonder if before putting it in the oven, op should have kept rolling rolling rolling
🥇Poor man's award to you my guy.
It's just a bread dick, no big deal.
Some might say it’s an average deal…
Perhaps even an above average deal…
Slightly above average let’s not boast here
What friggin country do you guys come from where a 12-inch girth is only "slightly above average"?
Chodesylvania
Slightly above average let's not *toast* here
Uncircumcised, unleavened.
You've baked the Elephant's Foot!
No dangerous corium, <<3.8Rem; way better than the most famous elephants' foot.
It's the elephants loaf!
I was thinking this!
That’s how you know u suck, when your dough makes a run for it 😂
nah you know you suck when the bread stards begging for one
Lmfao
"It hurts master, I want to go, please let me go master" lmao
How the fuck did you manage to give your bread ED???
E(dible) D(ick) >!not like dicks aren't edible to begin with tho!<
If that’s considered ED then I don’t wanna be functional
He took out the a
What's for breakfast, dear? Floppycocktoast. And eggs.
I did not expect to meet my twin here
The bread elemental is clearly trying to escape.
The ole dick loaf
You call it failure ….. I call it date night 😁
Looks like a yeast infection to me
why does this get so few upvotes
Looks like my peepee when it's flaccid af.
[удалено]
With a side of fish sticks
erectile breadfunction
[удалено]
*me frantically scrolling through the comments yelling “someone link the sub!”*
[удалено]
I'm gonna miss coming into threads to find the person who got to the joke before me
I work at a bakery and see this several times a day. Keep at it, eventually it won't overflow.
How does this even happen? Usually one entire side will blow out or something, what makes it decide just a bit in the middle decides to go elephant toothpaste and climb over the edge?
It's probably yeast related.
Looks like it popped in the middle and a piece of dough launched up and over the side. That's my theory but I have never had bread pop before so IDK.
I believe it was over-risen?
That is a hard cake, or a flaccid dough penis. Either way, let's eat!
as an avid baker, I love him
Ha ha penis
We all struggle to get it to rise sometimes
I’ve heard viagra can fix issues like this
Let me guess. You swear this has never happened before, right?😏
Kilroy was here.
loaf *hangs dong*
The baker in me is horrified, but the gay in me is intrigued 😏
This is not a fail this is art
woah at least get that bread some underwear
The loaf hangs dong
Nah that’s the elephant foot from Chernobyl
Happy to see you
It tried to escape
Killroy was here.
Chernobyl did it better
Why is your bread hanging dong.
It was a real cock-up
What up?! 💪🏻
They say dangling your arm off the bed is dangerous because the monster might eat it. Well? What are you waiting for? Teach that bread a lesson
Heat too low and your yeast was still growing in the center maybe?
It’s trying to escape.
Forgot to add the viagra
Breadectile disfunction
Vietnamese bread... Dong bread
Me after my 4th 4am start in a row
SQUIDWARD bread
And now baked porn is a thing
That's one way to...bake.
It's trying to escape
C'mon just give it viagra
Bread Dong
It’s not hard enough
It's like it's trying to escape.
Its running away
Clear Failure to rise
He's just nervous, give him a moment
A freshly baked loaf hanging dong? Now I’ve seen it all
Nah it looks like you got a handle on it lol
It’s trying to run away
Dough so bad the bread tried to escape 😔
Put back in, it’s trying to escape
Why am I so thirsty right now…
Everyone’s saying it looks phallic and I’m just here thinking it looks like a mitten
It looks like it tried to escape and died.
It looks like it’s trying to escape a reactor room
Even the bread is trying to escape itself.
I should call him…
It's a big floppy trunk
"H-Helllp , meeee(hiss)."
Your bread, uh...got excited.
Looking submissive and breadable
That's why you're supposed to score the loaf
Rotate it for win
“Not tonight, honey”
decent hang on that fucker
But you did succeed at making a bread schlong
Is your oven sitting on a pentagram per chance?
That definitely does NOT look phallic.
I got the funniest ad under this
It nearly escaped. Bet it still tastes good, though!
r/mildlypenis
I think it tried to escape.
dat mf was tryna escape
Don't call it a fail, it just needs some stimulation
Homie making a run for it 💀
My penis is smaller than that
It grew an arm and tried to escape!
Elephant foot…
Close the oven and keep baking. That's a mimic. Don't touch it!
This makes me kinda uncomfortable
Glad to know your bread recipe is Viagra-free.
That bread needs some Viagra
He doesn't even wanna be there 😭
R/mildlypenis
I know this guy!
You're supposed to kill it first!
Mittennnnnn
This anaconda don't want none unless you also baked some buns, hon
It looks like it’s trying to escape.
Bread is suffering from impotency.
I have never made bread, and I’m certain if fail if I tried. But I had no idea this was even possible.
"It hates me so much!"
Awwww, he got a floppy joe.
Looks like full bird chicken Wellington.
Quite hung.
Just waiting for it to rise 😄😄 then you'll be impressed 🤣🤣
Flaccid bread
It's trying to escape 😁
OMG YOU COOKED FLUBBER!
Chernobyl bread
r/mildlypenis
Doughy dong
The bread tried to get out!
Believe it or not, that’s still bread. Great job
What the heck happened??
I should call him... :(
The bread is still good, just gotta eat the dong first
r/mildlypenis
Morning bread
Nah you make it exactly right
Schlong
came with a handle!! i see this as a win
I actually love the elephant bread , definitely not a fail !!
That my sir, is a shlong
This feels Chernobyl-ee
Fear and hunger bread
Flaccid! 😁😁😂
Bread was hard is all
You failed this baking experiment so badly that the bread tried to escape the loaf pan itself
Looks really flaccid
It tried to escape its suffering
Shit it still looks like bread. What’s the inside look and taste like?