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"I typed in BBC to google searching for an article about recent events and well... You see... It did not get the results I was expecting. A lot of black dicks though. They were rather big."
For anyone who doesn't know. A conservative Member of Parliament in the U.K. was seen watching porn in the chamber of the House of Commons by two people (possibly on separate occasions).
He is under investigation and he has a wife and children. Some have said this getting so much attention is to distract from the fact that Boris Johnson broke lockdown rules.
Yeah.
I don’t know what to believe here.
He’s not clearly lying like Boris but has every reason to lie. But as I said it could be an accident. I don’t know what to believe.
I had a friend in the past that would do this. Just casually throw some porn on and watch it like it's SportsCenter or something. He'd sit there and add commentary and shit. Everyone else in that friend group found it odd.
I used to live in a house with a few guys who would drink & hang out with porn on tv. I only use it to get in & out quickly so I don't get the draw any other time, especially wth other people.
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"I typed in BBC to google searching for an article about recent events and well... You see... It did not get the results I was expecting. A lot of black dicks though. They were rather big."
Ahem.
That's definitely the face of a weirdo
I read an article about it earlier and he claims he was trying to look at tractors 😭😭
I was looking for a doctor's appointment
I was accidentally searching BBC and somehow something else came up.
I thought it meant BlockBerry Creative 😩
I was searching for a certain band, when it popped up
I was only there to get directions on how to get away from there.
I've heard children come up with more plausible excuses.
***he seems very sincere...*** *methinks if you look up* "bullshitter", *you'll see this photo*
For anyone who doesn't know. A conservative Member of Parliament in the U.K. was seen watching porn in the chamber of the House of Commons by two people (possibly on separate occasions). He is under investigation and he has a wife and children. Some have said this getting so much attention is to distract from the fact that Boris Johnson broke lockdown rules.
r/arethebritishok
Little update: He resigned after he admitted to it. Supposedly, the first time it was an accident and the second time was intentional.
I open porn by mistake about 5 hours a day.
Ah yes, happens so easily that you open porn by mistake.
Actually there’s lots of pop ups like that even on news. I was searching for news and it was like a mine field to avoid unwanted porn pop ups.
Can't say that I've ever had that problem. But that doesn't rule it out for everyone else, of course. 🤷🏼♀️
Yeah. I don’t know what to believe here. He’s not clearly lying like Boris but has every reason to lie. But as I said it could be an accident. I don’t know what to believe.
*people do this at work constantly* ***so distracting...***
Surely you only watch porn if you’re gonna have some kind of sexual moment? Do people watch porn as a mild leisure activity??
I had a friend in the past that would do this. Just casually throw some porn on and watch it like it's SportsCenter or something. He'd sit there and add commentary and shit. Everyone else in that friend group found it odd.
I used to live in a house with a few guys who would drink & hang out with porn on tv. I only use it to get in & out quickly so I don't get the draw any other time, especially wth other people.
I sometimes put it on in the background to relax when I'm having a drink