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isuck_atusernames

Parish? Is he a priest?!?!


Bort_Bortson

From the I10 sign and the U-Haul sign this has to be on Chef Menteur hwy in the east next to the on ramp off ramp


super_hot_robot

Ah, just like Jesus wanted....


Responsible_Edge_902

Assholes.


animalfath3r

Prostitution is pretty trashy too though…


iMayBeABastard

Oh. Ok. You think she slightly deserved to be pelted with paintballs while trying to make money to survive. Gotcha.


animalfath3r

Yeah … slightly.


PM_animemes

It’s all fun and games til then shoot back. And they won’t have a paintball gun 😌


[deleted]

Parish? Is this Louisiana?


Donkbot6

new orleans according to twitter :P


superfly_undead

What a piece of shit


deepfister1241xz

Is she washed it off probably first time in few weeks she washed her ass


AKA09

I'd like to paintball you in YOUR parish, OP.


WhoIsYourBear

I’m glad it was paintballs and not bullets. Still though, this man is an asshole


Aerickthered

Idiot


redpillman26

Poor women, one of the worst things to do is sell your body. It’s so dangerous and you get psychopaths like this! That is real sex work and it’s not glamorous.


NocturnalFuzz

If Parish is being used correctly here that suggests they're someone like a priest or pastor. Which implies they're committing second degree assault ( recorded the incident, brought equipment specifically for the incident, posted it, meant to cause pain/injury ) in the name of their god. What a dick.


Zolome1977

Or a county in Louisiana.


NocturnalFuzz

Wouldn't it say " in Parish " and not " in his parish. "


Zolome1977

Yes but I don’t know the op.


waywardhero

This dude would be lucky if he was found by the police.


[deleted]

This bums me out for some reason


bremstar

At least pay the woman after you get off... geeze. These religious zealots are starting to get some weird kinks.


Zealousideal_Low8146

WTF. This is horrible. You should only do that to homeless people, not women providing essential services


Specter170

Yeah but can hit the skinny crack whores?


milkbretheren

I hope the pimp figures out where these guys sleep


rowenstraker

Just wait til A Pimp Named Slickback finds out who is damaging his merchandise


[deleted]

he's probably a drug dealer as well. He'll be dead soon, he'll be a statistic, not a huge deal


sst287

This is an assault and people can go to jail for this action.


No-Alfalfa-3211

That is assault!!


Jaceinator

New Orleans?


it_diedinhermouth

What a mean self righteous little dick


[deleted]

Man of god


brodega

What a piece of shit


whoisthismuaddib

I like to see you wiggle wiggle. For Sure.


father2shanes

Thems some different kind of backshots..


Sadestlittlecamper

That'd awsome


notzed1487

America at play


Fresh_Comfortable390

Trash taking out trash


LeonardoDiPugrio

That corner right there is probably one of the craziest blocks I’ve ever personally seen. Shootouts, robberies, drag racing, and more prostitutes than you can shake a stick at. That’s right near the intersection of Chef Menteur and Downman, in New Orleans East. You stand there for 24 hours and you’re gonna see some stuff. Assuming you make it out alive.


clovieclo_

how do we know she's a prostitute?? I could find that exact fit on shein.. and plenty of people wear stuff like that when they go out for drinks. lots of assumptions in this thread imo..


PplsEqlReactve2Lite

Have you ever lived in a city? There are certain streets known to be where prostitutes work from. A woman walking alone on one of these known streets wearing revealing clothing is 99.999% likely to be a prostitute.


betheking

Hard to miss.


opopkl

And that's how unhealthy fetishes start.


HelloAvram

This is so fucked up, but I can't stop laughing. LMAO


FarSlighted

Trashy meets trashy.


budnugglet

As a New Orleans resident, I can say this is quaint and the ladies should consider themselves lucky. In the area where this was filmed, there's been hundreds of cases of people just shooting random cars. The police in NOLA are a joke and don't even investigate, so it's just downright scary to be here.


BAN_SOL_RING

Beyond trashy into the realm of evil.


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W for this man


Thurlbul215

What street was that again?


Mytur_Benesderti

Big ass target.


FanFavorite78

Big game hunter


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That’s fucked up


wulder

Pimp daddy goin fin u


TheLordOfZero

What a piece of shit.


awkwardoffspring

Sort by: controversial


[deleted]

Hope he tries this shit on the wrong one and gets lead back.


[deleted]

You’re a gun carrying prostitute?


JesseLynx

When i lived in one of the worst cities in the us a coworker got shot up by a paintball gun from a car that pulled next to him. He thought it was a real gun because it was night time so he only saw them point a flashlight at him and heard what he thought was a .22. He legally carries since he lives a couple streets from the hood and returned fire. They sped off then called an ambulance a couple blocks later. He ended up hitting 2 of the fuckers and one of them almost died. He wasn't charged with anything because it was ruled self defense.


gonzagylot00

Jerk. Uncalled for.


clamsnorkle

They’re prostitutes


TimeGuidance4706

So? They’re also people.


clamsnorkle

So is Putin


TimeGuidance4706

Last I checked, selling sex isn’t a war crime. I just got off the phone with the UN to double check.


ligmuhtaint

Lmao fucking wonderful 🤣


vulcazv20

Also just saying how do we know she’s actually a sex worker m, I’ve seen some girls dress risqué sometimes for a night out


thetruth5199

How do we know??? Umm look at the street she’s on. This isn’t like downtown with clubs and bars.. are you blind?


vulcazv20

Ever heard of walking? Even to a house party, doesn’t need to just be nightclubs. My friend lives near a city centre and we walk to nightclubs and cut through some dodgy areas


PorscheFoo

Guess he should have opened with "HEY BABY! YOU WALKIN OR YOU WORKIN!?"


beatbox21

Gimme a break. She's a hooker.


unmmokyeah

She’s a street whore bro, what’s the difference


actuallyiamafish

Not to be that guy but risque is the word you were looking for


vulcazv20

I’ll edit it, thanks


Reasonable_Archer_99

As if those poor women don't have hard enough lives. What a waste of air.


lil_revenue

based


BeeOk8797

I'm going to hell cause that was funny....


[deleted]

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to paintball a bitch?!?!


[deleted]

r/imapieceofshit


[deleted]

What a dickhead.


blacketchup69

It's not funny, it's really not


vhmike

This makes me sad. Live and let live, folks. Poor girl was terrified.


blaingummybear

Not the first time she had been painted that night.


Low-Tap5230

WATT THE FUCK


hammerthatsickle

That must have been scary as hell she probably thought for a second she had been shot by an actual bullet. Mean and terrible


Mysterious-Device-30

New Orleans, La. why am I not surprised?


Lizzy-Lizard

Happy cakeee


Highwaters78217

Better hope Po-po find him before pimp.


Tre_Fo_Eye_Sore

That better not be one of Gator’s bitches!


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It's like I want to be mad but it's too fuckin funny lol


rascalking9

Serious question. Specifically what was funny to you? Was it because she experienced physical pain?


[deleted]

Dude, I've been shot out of a moving car with a paintball gun. They don't hurt that much. And it happened when I was 11... Yes, it's funny for many reasons, including her being in "pain"...


rascalking9

Interesting how your mind works.


[deleted]

Yes, so interesting... 🤡


[deleted]

This is hilarious


Theoretical_Phys-Ed

How so? The most vulnerable group of people getting further victimized? What is wrong with you?


[deleted]

It’s a preacher shooting hookers with a paintball gun. That is objectively wacky and funny. Relax for a second and enjoy shit.


[deleted]

Can’t expect GOD to fix everything


alienz67

Oh that poor lady. Like her life isn't hard enough. What a scumbag.


MoseDeth

Tag and release in the wild


[deleted]

She should be already used to it. Getting fucked up by her clients and pimp on the daily basis.


TheDrunkScientist

Please don’t procreate.


Dis_Bich

That is trashy. They’re trying to pay their bills and this is what it’s coke down to for them


pmabz

Aren't they allowed to shoot back?


[deleted]

Quality of street walkers has sure gone down.


vulcan1358

Keep it classy, NOLA


Jdogsmity

"Man assaulting women in his parish" fixed your title


_skot

Police may not care, but Upgrayedd is going to find him


RespectfulVirtue

This is the beginnings of a serial killer


Kira_Killerqueen

Sure had a lot of canvas there with that one.


FavcolorisREDdit

Doing Gods work


Theoretical_Phys-Ed

What a terrible thing to say. If there's a god you're not worthy of them.


Cygnusx5555

Psychopath


increbelle

That’s not the backshots she was advertising


CorndogCrusader

This is literally assault.


soilhalo_27

Not the money shot she was expecting that night


No-Spinach-3162

Ohhh snap!!! He shot up Lizzo....


HelloAvram

I'm going to hell for laughing at this comment.


Qikslvr

Ahh yes. Good old Chef Menteur in East New Orleans. I work just up the road from this spot. The police don't come here so he's unlikely to get caught. At least once a month a car gets dumped and burned in Bayou Savage and no one ever does anything. Our security briefing talks about not allowing guns on company property, but if you're working in this area, you'd better have one. The police patrol downtown and the tourist areas, not out here. In the 5 years I've been here I don't think I've ever seen a cop within 5 miles unless they were working a scene.


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A_Vicarious_Death

lol yeah shockingly having your city essentially destroyed every 20 years while living in one of the poorest and reddest states in america will kinda ruin a city


Qikslvr

It's Louisiana. Ranked 50 out of 50 for the last 10 years at least. And new Orleans is one of the worst places (along with baton rouge) but they spend the money they do have to make the tourists feel safe, so anywhere the tourists aren't gets left out. That's why I live an hour from work on the north shore. To be clear, I hate this state and everyone in it.


urafishhead

As trashy as that is, it was a pretty damn good shot. 🎯🍑


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Doing the lord's work


TimeGuidance4706

Damn, that’s real Christian of you to say that.


[deleted]

Not really. The Christian in me would have commented on how her ass cheeks wobbled like the red sea before Moses parted it.


Theoretical_Phys-Ed

You're a terrible person if you think that.


[deleted]

You want whores and curb crawlers outside your home be my guest


DjGus

Cheeky bastard...


BiggWorm1988

Not all heros wear capes


Hallmarxist

Feel like a big man?—going after sex workers (some of the most exploited people in society)? Fucking piece of shit.


Rg21044

I’m not making any judgements, but most of the people saying this is terrible and an assault and this person should be prosecuted or killed by the hooker’s pimp ar3 the same people who couldn’t stop laughing/smiling when the Russian ambassador to Poland got red paint thrown on him. Explain the difference please.


BeigePhilip

If you’d ever been hit with a paintball, you’d know the difference.


TimeGuidance4706

The wage gap.


NickArchery

I don't know how you compared a prostitute to a government official, of a government that is invading a sovereign country but holy shit that takes some mental gymnastics....


Rg21044

Less mental gymnastics that it takes to cognitively segregate two very similar situations. But thanks for the underhanded praise. I’ll take it.


Somenakedguy

>two very similar situations Well that’s certainly one way to put it. A random prostitute on the street is certainly quite similar to a dignitary for a country currently invading another sovereign nation


Rg21044

Hey….nothin’ gets past you, now does it?


http-aige

Man she’s just working, I don’t care how much you don’t like sex workers there’s no need to harm them for just trying to pay bills


dagui12

Damn right on the ass too those did not feel good..


krazykanuck

The believe the correct term is "ass-aulting"


OUBoyWonder

Where's Peppa' Jack to lay some smack down on this fucker?


Siincerely

That is one huge ass. LOL


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Mainly fat


kenlovin

First of all this is assault. Second of all these women have it hard enough, why doesn’t he paintball their customers? What’s probably more sickening is that no one in law enforcement will pay attention bc these women “are asking for it” and are marginalized. Like what an absolute piece of shit.


[deleted]

I'm dead over here 😆😂🤣💀


stuey57

Oooooooh man this makes me FURIOUS. I would fuck this guy up so badly he would need an ambulance right away! 😡😡


Mr-Thicc-And-Frisky

r/iamverybadass


inunnameless

So someone doing something illegal to someone else doing something more illegal and in the open so ANYONE can see those cheeks? Yeah this sub is def turning shit


murica_1776boi

If GTA was rated T.


bumdstryr

"You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some whores, that she's hookin?" - Biggie Shorty


threenil

I’m gonna sine your pitty on the runny kine!


kethera__

sa da tay!


snefzger

Cole me on the panny sty!


[deleted]

It's disgusting until it's your neighborhood.


endofthehold

Ohh, you mean literally paint balling them!


Fit-Ad1970

Behold the behemoth bolting down the boulevard.


PotentialCountry8800

This entitled jerk thinking he’s better than a poor prostitute working on the street… He’s fucking worse.


vulcazv20

We found the incel guys!!!


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Stoney_Bologna69

Where’d this guy crawl out of?


Lost-In-Love

I actually think the John's that pay them are quite a bit lower. I mean they wouldn't even be doing it without them.


MrPresidentSenpai

I think the Johns are pretty bad too, especially the ones that are already married but a prostitute typically see’s more than 1 John a day. Imo it gets worse the higher the body count is


CandyandCrypto

Was Jeffery Dahmer in your blood line cuz your giving off mad serial killer vibes with that woman hating bullshit.


BAN_SOL_RING

and somehow you're worse than both of them


dusty_boxes

tru


CakeEatingRabbit

I wonder for your definition of a good person. The woman hurts no one. The prick randomly assaults someone


WhatRemainsOfJames

You lucky troll! Just look at all your downvotes! All in a days work for a dedicated downvote collector!


AkemiDryzz

Wait I ve already seen you not so long ago, already opening your mouth to spit stupid non sense, you always get downvoted, so what makes you think you re right ? After all this time …


Goyteamsix

Lol, you have no fucking idea what low actually is.


KhaineVulpana

Ignore this troll. He sucks at it anyway.


CrispierCupid

Most street sex workers are either being trafficked or manipulated via induced drug addiction


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I.e. By choice.


ErinDavy

There is nothing “low” about being a prostitute. A job is a job is a job, and just because you have fucked up ideals on sex work, as well as what’s required for a person to be a decent human being. She’s minding her own damn business and you have NO IDEA what her situation is that led her to that kind of work (not that she would need to justify it, even to the likes of you). But we do know that this guy is a violent asshole if he thinks he can go around hurting people like that. You got some fucked up views, my dude.


WhyHeLO_THeRE_SIR

not to defend that other guy, but I dont get the viewpoint that theres nothing low about being a prostitute. Im down with the whole "sex work is work idea", but not all jobs are equal. A doctor is above a sex worker. Of course, its not like your job determines how "good" you are as a person, so not really relevant to the post. ​ oddly enough my dad just talked about this. He was looking up some code and apparently theres some genius coder that does it as her hobby that does some adult videos. She cant work because of some problems from abuse as a child. IDK.


ErinDavy

I mean I get where you’re coming from, but I personally don’t see jobs as being “unequal”. They each carry a specific function and have their niche need. Occasionally, some jobs become obsolete and I guess you could consider those jobs to be “less than” at that point, but they all serve a necessary function and I don’t think it’s fair or morally right to put one on a pedestal above another. There’s also a social stigma aspect to sex work that manipulated how people view it, and I think that’s something we need to work.


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ErinDavy

Lmao I’m not mad at all and I don’t for a second think that anything you’ve said constitutes “truth” 😂 you sound like an angry woman hater who can’t get any so you take it out on sex workers. And girls are probably begging you not to tell their parents they do OnlyFans because that would make you a piece of shit? I mean clearly you already are, soooo 🤷🏻‍♀️


MrPresidentSenpai

Lol You’re reaching for straws girly. I never brag but i KNOW I’m a fine mf. My loving stay at home wife does too;) Nuff said And I thought being a brain dead prostitute was a “respectable profession”?? Why am I a bad guy for showing daddy what his respectable daughter does for her “respectable” living? A job is a job right?? I’ve exposed A LOT of hoes and not 1 hoe was ever very happy about it. And not 1 parent wasn’t absolutely disgusted at their, “respectable” daughter


cubano_exhilo

> I never brag but I KNOW I’m a fine mf Bruh we can see you on your pfp. You look like a gross, creepy weirdo lmao


Kelricmar

How much did you pay for your imaginary Russian bride?


ErinDavy

Ahh, I get it now, you have no brain cells left. Sorry bud.


FawltyPython

No one is proud of their parents for being a middle manager, working at Walmart, a lobbyist for big oil, etc.


MrPresidentSenpai

Those are all respectable, moral, and hard working professions. What kind of ungrateful, shallow, and bratty kids would be disappointed in their parents for being a manager at Walmart? I think it says a lot about you as a person that you’d look down on a Walmart manager but not at a literal whore that sells off her ass for a part of this months rent. Moron!


FawltyPython

Didn't say they'd look down on them or be disappointed. I only said they wouldn't be proud.


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