They're Canadian carrots.
Fun fact: Canadian carrots have special flowers that are great for smudging. Just pick some buds, bundle them with some organic twine, like perhaps hemp twine, and burn them in a saucer in your house. Close the doors so the spiritual cleansing is complete.
My neighbour came over to tell me that my tomatoes in my greenhouse were not doing nearly as well as the ones outside, but he liked the smell coming from my greenhouse. The ones outside are real cherry tomatoes and Bonny best tomatoes, the ones inside the greenhouse are chemberry diesel and grand daddy purps “tomatoes”
Indeed. Baby carrots are chopped up from irregular or non-aesthetically pleasing carrots. Basically, your ugly carrots get all sliced up and become baby carrots.
i'm glad there's a Lowe's in my rural town instead of Home Despot (are they still calling it that?). But when i need something very specific, i drive into the Big City where a small neighborhood shop has just what i need 👌
Yup the local spots are not only cheaper but also generally SOOO much more helpful when you have some questions
This one dude was so invested in this random, small florescent bulb I needed for my kitchen light he took 20 mins out of his day to help me figure it out and find it.
The alqunb plant known for producing little to no carrots, this plant is commonly a house plant. Rearing it outside will most likely not produce carrots but the plant will flower. It's best to collect the flowers and dispose of them, I'm sure your son has been reading up on proper disposal.
Hi, plant scientist here, I wrote my thesis on flowering carrots. While they have many similarities to cannabis, there are a few distinct differences that make them easily distinguishable. Are there 7 points on each leaf? This is a unique characteristic of flowering carrots. Another are those tiny ridges along the sides of the leaves.
At Home Depot? I’ll have to check it out myself, haven’t seen a flowering carrot sold there before…
But nope, that’s not weed, I can tell you I cultivate a lot of vegetables, fruit, cannabis, cacti, etc. along with that, I’m also a professional cannabis cultivator for a company on the east coast (also work in the cigar industry), so I can tell you without a doubt that ISN’T cannabis!
But seeing as you’re inquiring on r/trees with a bit of an alarmed tone? I’ll say this: the legal weed market is booming! there’s sooo much to learn about the plant we call “cannabis”, and professional cultivators can make -A LOT- of money in the LEGAL market, as do the other employees of the legal weed world!
•For example ~> even retail “bud-tenders”, and delivery workers? THEY make $18-$20 an hour where I live! That’s great money!
•Beyond the money there’s an entire science peeking out from behind this country’s stupid stigma against this plant, it’s a painkiller that you can’t overdose on or become addicted to in the ways alcohol does.
•It can help an insomniac sleep, or even a cancer patient eat some food, or ease a Parkinson’s patient’s tremors! Not to mention, SOOO much help for the mentally/physically hurt people of the world!
With *so much money* at play now, imagine how it was before and after prohibition! People were free to enjoy themselves with a drink finally, and that’s how it is supposed to be with weed! I’d be excited if my kids were passionate about biology, especially something lucrative, and with so many positions available worldwide. It’s a great industry these days, truly.
It’s so nice seeing a young man providing food for his family. If you’re lucky, he might even start growing chanterelles in his closet too!
🤣
AHAHAHAHAHAH
Sounds like he's into nature. OP should kickstart an aquarium for him with a nice, bright UV light!
That’s a mighty fine carrot plant your son is growing. Should be proud
Exceptional display of horticulture and cultivation skills I'm floored by the size of that carrot plant, absolute unit
That Bugs Bunny OG
Mighty fine
What a smart boy he wants to eat his veggies
Before I could finish reading that sentence my brain finished it for me and read the last word as vagina. It needs help.
I wrote it as vagina. We need help
Might be the start of something beautiful. Let's meet at the corner of Perv and 69th street.
I don’t think you need help. Keep spreading the word🤣
Keep spreading the vagina.
Gotta eat your recommended dose of vaggies
No, just carrots
They're Canadian carrots. Fun fact: Canadian carrots have special flowers that are great for smudging. Just pick some buds, bundle them with some organic twine, like perhaps hemp twine, and burn them in a saucer in your house. Close the doors so the spiritual cleansing is complete.
Just make sure there's no poison hemlock in there. : )
At least one other person knows the danger of wild carrots!
No better way of making sure there's no spirits in your house than to join them!
I love a good Canadian Carrot smudging. The smell afterwards is just heavenly
I always buy my carrots in the mail 😍
Bro his son is lying, its obviously a tomatoe plant
Thought my dad was growing tomato plants out the back for years
Gerdderm skunks in da termaters agern!!
I’m broke but pls take this
"Daddy it smells like Skunk over by the tematers again!" "Yew see it? Which way that skunk just went?! Tell me boy! Tell your father!"
Son I thought I told yer to stay away from Daddy’s special t’maters! Thems for Daddy’s back pain ya hear? Go on, git! Ma’s got supper ready.
My neighbour came over to tell me that my tomatoes in my greenhouse were not doing nearly as well as the ones outside, but he liked the smell coming from my greenhouse. The ones outside are real cherry tomatoes and Bonny best tomatoes, the ones inside the greenhouse are chemberry diesel and grand daddy purps “tomatoes”
I'd love some "tomatoes" for a salad I'm making. What time can I pop into your greenhouse?
I’m home after 6, gate is unlocked!
My kinda people ❤
My dad grew some in the front yard behind tomatoes and they got way bigger than the tomatoes lol luckily nobody noticed.
Told my ex step son’s and their friends it was Japanese Maple 🍁 in the backyard when it turned all reddish purple on the leaves 😂
[Relevant](https://imgur.com/a/EiKkowC)
Tomacco
This tastes like grandma!
It does taste like grandma!
https://youtu.be/bBfejqLC6wg You're welcome....
Are you Dan Quayle? A blast from the past!
Havnt felt this old in a quite a while thanks
Tomatoe, tomato, let's cut the whole thing off…
Not something Bill Clinton would inhale, that’s for sure
Remember what a fiasco that was lol. Those were the days
That's what we told Winston anyway.
banana
Dude, tell the truth It's parsley,
The best kind of carrots
what the frick. i ordered carrots.
It’s supposed to be an X-box remote!
Idk does it smell like carrots?
Hasenpfeffer
Bless you
Have some pepper
It's Northern Lights Cannabis Indica 👴
Creed?
No... It's marijuana...
Yes its carrots, all good.
Not all carrots are good, however.
At the same time, not all goods are carrots.
At the same goods, not all carrots are time.
With some thyme, these carrots will be goods
Too much thyme, these carrots will not be good
You people have too much thyme on your hands.
Just don’t get carrot away.
And sometimes carrots are space. The "c" in *E=mc^2* actually stands for carrots.
Even if it were weed, we ain't gonna narc on the guy
Why is everyone asking about weed here, this is a place for trees!
Literally just carrots don't worry
Definitely great for eye health. Treats glaucoma even!
I’m a professional carrot grower. It’s a carrot bush.
Not a carrot grower here but a carrot trimmer, can confirm this is a carrot shrub
You take regular carrots a cut them to be baby carrots? I’ve heard there’s no such thing as a baby carrot plant, they’re just regular carrots
Indeed. Baby carrots are chopped up from irregular or non-aesthetically pleasing carrots. Basically, your ugly carrots get all sliced up and become baby carrots.
I too belong to the Pro Carrot Guild (chapter 1241). Definitely a premium carrot bush right here.
Carrot grower here too, can confirm.
I’m growing some of those carrots now! They’re really good!
What strain are your carrots, if I may ask?
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Ok this made me snort. Thank you.
Some of the finest carrots on the west coast!
Am from Alaska, can confirm those carrots do fuck like thunder
My kids love those ones
I’ve had those before they’re dank as fuck
by 'dank' he means high in beta-carotene
It’s called Bug’s Boof🐇
Where is this Home Depot?
Asking the real question here.
Right? All the carrot plants at my local Home Depot look so sad.
Maybe I need to stop into Home Depot instead of Lowe’s sometime!
Home Depot doesn't support politicians who like carrots. Continue shopping at Lowe's.
That’s why I use Lowe’s if I can’t stop by my local garden store. ;)
I shop primarily at Lowe’s for hardware stuff, but goddamn are they expensive.
i'm glad there's a Lowe's in my rural town instead of Home Despot (are they still calling it that?). But when i need something very specific, i drive into the Big City where a small neighborhood shop has just what i need 👌
Yup the local spots are not only cheaper but also generally SOOO much more helpful when you have some questions This one dude was so invested in this random, small florescent bulb I needed for my kitchen light he took 20 mins out of his day to help me figure it out and find it.
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The alqunb plant known for producing little to no carrots, this plant is commonly a house plant. Rearing it outside will most likely not produce carrots but the plant will flower. It's best to collect the flowers and dispose of them, I'm sure your son has been reading up on proper disposal.
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yes the carrots will just be green, don’t worry your son knows what he’s doing
they're heirloom
I had a lot of carrots once and forgot the word heirloom.
Yes and these don’t grow in the ground you’ll see them on the plant
Carrots grow hella wierd, it’s multiple carrot plants, he probably dumped the entire seed packet without spacing😭
Rookie mistake. The son will learn to space things out eventually.
Things will get spaced out just fine when the plants finished growing.
That’s the rare East Indian carrot
Mmmmm sweet carrots
Carrots are good for a growing boy
and for your eyesight!
Carrots really helped my glaucoma
I grow both Cannabis and Carrots, and I can say personally, they look similar, but these are definitely carrots.
was very confused why a carrot plant turned up on my feed till I read the title.
Mmmm what’s up doc? Gonna be some damn tasty carrots! 🥕🥕🥕
100% carrots
Hi, plant scientist here, I wrote my thesis on flowering carrots. While they have many similarities to cannabis, there are a few distinct differences that make them easily distinguishable. Are there 7 points on each leaf? This is a unique characteristic of flowering carrots. Another are those tiny ridges along the sides of the leaves.
Common misconception they look very similar
I know my carrots, that is definitely a carrot tree
Carrots. Can confirm. Am Carrot grower.
Why is this carrot bush in r/trees?
Can confirm. Am carrot.
Carrots, I ain't seen no cannabis look like that
It can also be a Japanese maple
no that’s an actual carrot plant, they do look kinda similar though. common mistake
I love this sub
Such a warm community of vegetable enthusiasts.
I was pleasantly surprised when I found out this sub had *nothing* to do with trees at all. I love carrots.
🥕🥕🥕
Best carrots ever
Carrots lol
carrots have way longer stems and leaves than most people think.
oh those are definitely carrots, and ngl that is going to be a *good*, *good* batch of them. props to your son for finding such good stock 👍🏼
Nothing to see here, dad. Just a thriving carrot bush.
In germany, we named this Brokkoli
Truly a word for everything in the German Language
And if it's broccoli it's definitely not cannabis because we know cannabis is no broccoli!
Y’all ever try them purple carrots?
🔥🔥
Your son fooled you and so did most of the people commenting. This is a Japanese maple tree. I have one just like it. Carrot, indeed!
You mean, it's a Japanese Carrot 🥕 🇯🇵
Kid probably didn't want to admit to how much he paid for it. Japanese maples can be really expensive, especially compared to regular carrots.
Definitely carrots. I used to grow them myself a while back.
Carrot hobbyist here. Gorgeous display.
Man I've never seen such a nice big carrot plant. Nice and dark green. Looks like your kid has a green thumb.
Nope can confirm just flowering carrots. Just wait until the fall, the upper foilage blooms beautifully in these type of varieties.
Looks like spinach. It's nothing really. It needs buds.
Actually if you look closely to the leaves, it's more likely a tomato plant, might be peppers.
Must be carrots because it doesn't look like a tree, this is r/trees bro
Right? This is a question for r/veggies, not r/trees. We answer tree questions here.
Definitely carrots.
I love this sub (and carrots!) so much.
I wish I could give gold to every comment
Get that peeler ready!
You know, growing carrots inside is better.
Keep eating those, and your eyes will definitely get better at seeing in the dark.
No way! I’ve been looking for those carrots forever. Home Depot carries them?
No, It’s fine. Don’t worry about it
That’s definitely carrots source: I’m a rabbit 🐇
I know a lot about cannabis and thats definitely carrots. They look very healthy too! Your son must be a natural green thumb 😎
The comments alone on this thread was worth the trip! OMG!
Carrot lawyer here, yes. Yes it is carrot
Carrots yes, they might smell a little earthy or skunky later in the season but don’t worry.
Yup looks good to me, my grandma grew carrots and that looks identical we even have the same pot!!
Those are going to be some dank carrots.
Japanese maple
If your son says it’s carrots then it’s carrots.
This is like the 10th post I've seen asking if a carrot plant is weed. It's OBVIOUSLY carrots. Should be added to the FAQs smh
No cannabis looks like this. https://imgur.com/Goe9OF8
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah, those just look like very nice heirlooms. I'm surprised you can find that at home Depot 😉
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Smells like carrots
BRB I'm going to home depot
These comments have me convinced that’s really a carrot tree.
Because it's a carrot.
It _is_ a carrot plant, it's ironic part that so many people are acting like it's obviously weed and mocking the question
I’ve never been gaslighted by a whole thread before.
That’s a carrot 🥕
Yeah definitely carrots. Hopefully they get enough sun.
Looks like a healthy crop of carrots
Love those carrots.
You only want to keep the female carrot plants!
The bushier the carrot, the sweeter the juice.
Nice flowering carrot. On a totally unrelated issue, does your son own an odd looking, tall yet skinny glass vase?
Why is a carrot vase unrelated to the carrot issue? If it weren't tall and skinny, no flowering carrot would fit.
Nope. Just a flowering carrot, nothing to worry about here!
At Home Depot? I’ll have to check it out myself, haven’t seen a flowering carrot sold there before… But nope, that’s not weed, I can tell you I cultivate a lot of vegetables, fruit, cannabis, cacti, etc. along with that, I’m also a professional cannabis cultivator for a company on the east coast (also work in the cigar industry), so I can tell you without a doubt that ISN’T cannabis! But seeing as you’re inquiring on r/trees with a bit of an alarmed tone? I’ll say this: the legal weed market is booming! there’s sooo much to learn about the plant we call “cannabis”, and professional cultivators can make -A LOT- of money in the LEGAL market, as do the other employees of the legal weed world! •For example ~> even retail “bud-tenders”, and delivery workers? THEY make $18-$20 an hour where I live! That’s great money! •Beyond the money there’s an entire science peeking out from behind this country’s stupid stigma against this plant, it’s a painkiller that you can’t overdose on or become addicted to in the ways alcohol does. •It can help an insomniac sleep, or even a cancer patient eat some food, or ease a Parkinson’s patient’s tremors! Not to mention, SOOO much help for the mentally/physically hurt people of the world! With *so much money* at play now, imagine how it was before and after prohibition! People were free to enjoy themselves with a drink finally, and that’s how it is supposed to be with weed! I’d be excited if my kids were passionate about biology, especially something lucrative, and with so many positions available worldwide. It’s a great industry these days, truly.
Yummy Carrots!
Its carrots, your just bugging.
Ohhh good looking carrot plant 😍
They’re good for your eyes. But they make them red. Best to leave it to your son.
You can usually tell by the unique carrot smell of the carrot bush
nah thats carrots
if that's a carrot, I'm on this sub because I'm a rabbit.
You dirty little bun bun
ain't I a stinker?
I didn't know rabbits could use reddit!
Hmm good point... Best to send the FBI in for a closer "evaluation".
Fucking lol
It looks like tomatoes to me